Yu-Gi-Oh! Twist Chronicles
A Yu-Gi-Oh! Spoof
By Zelloss
Episode 8 - Big Kaiba, Little Kaiba!
"Some kid stole my Star-Chips. I didn't lose them!" Rob complained.
"And just who are you and why do you expect us to believe you?" Tea
asked.
"Well, I'm Roberto. You can call me ESP Rob. Anyway, I can't make
you believe me, but you just have to! He was a short kid, about this
height" Rob motioned with his hands, "a weird hat, a striped shirt and
jeans, spiky black hair, and was wearing a blue bandana around his mouth.
He has my deck too!"
"We'll find him" said Yugi. He started to walk away.
"You'll have half an hour until this boat leaves" the guard told
him.
"And get my Star-Chips back while you're at it, Yugi!" Weevil called
out desperatly.
Everybody turned and followed Yugi. They soon came across a meadow.
"This is the place he said he saw the kid" Joey said.
"I don't see any kids. Well, except for you, Joey" Tristan mocked.
Joey stopped and tried to make out the meaning of what Tristan just said.
"Look! Over there!" Tea cried out, pointing across the meadow.
There was a small boy there, waiting near an arena.
"Yugi!" the boy called out. "If you want the Star-Chips back, come
and win them!"
The boy ran to a dueling platform and hopped in. Yugi quickly
headed to his side of the platform and called upon the Millenium Puzzle. He
once again became the bolder, older Yugi.
"Give me the Star-Chips now!" Yugi demanded.
"Never! I have to get these Star-Chips and yours, too!" the boy
called out.
"Alright, fine. If you want them, come and get 'em!" Yugi
challenged. The tickers ticked to 2000 ticks.
"Stupid ticks" said Joey as he held up his hands to his ears. "They
give me headaches."
"Are you sure it's not from you constantly getting smacked by Tea?"
Tristan asked.
"Shaddup!" Joey cried out and smacked Tristan upside the head.
The young boy went first. Yugi called out "Why did you steal them?
You have to return them!"
The child responded "Tell that to my... Crocodilius!"
A large yet funny-looking crocodile appeared.
"Is that all?" Yugi asked. He played Beaver Warrior. The beaver
jumped up really high and but-slammed the Crocodilius, squishing it.
The boy's Life Points snuck down a few hundred.
"Nice move, Yugi Moto. But I have to win this to give these
Star-Chips to my brother! I can't afford to lose!" the boy whined. He
played a Man-Eater Weed. A group of thorns appeared, but Beaver Warrior
body-slammed the lot of them. The boy's Life Points dropped down another
few ticks.
"You can't win with cards that aren't yours!" Yugi shouted across.
"Wanna bet?" the boy shouted out and a tiny bit of recognition came
into Yugi's mind.
"I know who you are!" Yugi called over. "You're Mokuba Kaiba! Seto
Kaiba's little brother!"
"What?" Joey asked in surprise. "That's Seto's brother?"
"Of course!" Tea said. "Don't you remember him from Yugi's duel
with Seto?"
"No" Joey quietly said. He got another pounding.
"Mabye it IS Tea's pounding that gives you headaches, Joey!" Tristan
taunted. He got pounded again.
"I think I have a headache now.." Tristan slowly complained.
Meanwhile, the boy had torn off the bandana to reveal that he really
was Mokuba Kaiba. "I have to win though, Yugi. You won't believe what
Pegasus is planning."
*Begin Mokuba's Flashback Sequence*
Mokuba walked past a door in Kaiba Corps. He suddenly overheard
voices and decided to listen. He pressed his ear to the door.
"So, you wish to merge our two companies?" A girly, mysterious voice
said.
"Yes. Industrial Illusions and our Kaiba Corps. into one company"
said a deep voice.
"You know, though, that Kaiba Corps. has to have a living member of
the Kaiba family make any changes to control of the company, I suspect?"
said another deep voice.
"And there is no way Master Kaiba could possibly hand over control
of the company!" said one other deep voice.
Then a familiar voice to Mokuba spoke next. "He must be dealt
with."
Mokuba found himself shocked. Thinking that the company's top
executive would want to remove his big brother from the picture! That Malik
Ishtar would want to do that?
"Yes, of course" said the mysterious girl's voice.
"So then, Mokuba will be captured" spoke one deep voice.
"And Kaiba dealt with. I've waited long to have him out of my way!"
Malik's young yet spooky voice spoke.
"But there is one more thing you must deal with" a deep voice spoke.
"Oh yes" Malik began. "Kaiba Corps. reputation has been stained by
one Yugi Moto. If you or a representative of you could beat him, then we
would have no problems merging companies."
"Of course. You can trust me!" said the girl's voice one last time.
"And to prove it, here is the Younger Kaiba, Mokuba!"
Mokuba turned to run, but found himself staring up at a guard.
"Kimo! Bring me Mokuba Kaiba!" the girl's voice said. Kimo grabbed
Mokuba and pulled him into the room. Mokuba found himself in front of top
executives of Kaiba Corps., including the top one, Malik Ishtar. The girly
voice belonged to Pegasus, who Mokuba recognized now.
"This is nice work. I can see we can trust you!" Malik said. He
asked Kimo to take Mokuba somewhere to be held.
"All that is left is to take Kaiba out of the picture and then take
Yugi out of his game" Pegasus cheered, to the annoyance of the members.
As everybody walked out, Mokuba overheard Malik saying "Are you sure
you want to join up with a squealing brat like Pegasus?"
*End Mokuba Flashback Sequence*
"So how did you get out then, Mokuba? And why did you have to come
face me?" Yugi asked the younger Kaiba.
"Well.." Mokuba began.
*Start Mokuba Flashback Sequence v2*
Mokuba grabbed his bed-sheets and rolled them up into a long cord.
Mabye if he could only...
"Yo! Kid! Open up! It's breakfast time!" a guard called from the
door. Mokuba had shut it tight.
Mokuba quickly wrapped the blanket-rope around one end of his bed
and then used it to get out the window. He propelled down the side of the
castle.
Just then, the door burst open. "Yo! Kid! Where are you?" an old
security guard demanded.
He looked out the window to see Mokuba at the end of the bedsheet-
become-rope. Mokuba looked up and jumped down into the forest. The guard
rushed off to tell Pegasus. Mokuba landed with a thump in a tree. He was
bruised, but safe. Mokuba grabbed and pulled a pine needle from his behind.
"I thought these were all Fur trees, though" Mokuba pondered.
*End Mokuba Flashback Sequence v2*
"And as to why I wanted to duel you.." Mokuba began, "If I can
defeat you then Pegasus cannot. If I can get you kicked off the island then
Pegasus can't get control of Kaiba Corps.! You have to understand, Yugi!"
"And you have to understand too!" Yugi called back. "I have to keep
fighting! If I don't, I can't save my grandfather's soul!"
Yugi looked at Mokuba agian.. or, at least, tried to look at Mokuba
again. He then found himself being pushed off of the dueling platform.
Mokuba had climbed up, grabbed Yugi's Star-Chips, and run off.
"Mokuba!" Yugi shouted. Mokuba continued to run off. Joey and
Tristan ran after him.
Tristan grabbed the kid and Joey tackled them both turning them into
a dog pile. Joey spoke harshly to Mokuba. "If you want to see your bro
again, you'd best give the chips back to the person you stole them from!"
Mokuba quickly agreed out of fear and was lifted up. He ran off in
another direction, toward Robert. Yugi followed.
When they got there, however, the boat was leaving. Weevil shouted
out "I'm not rowing!" and was smacked by Robert.
"I have the boy's Star-Chips!" Yugi called out, but Kimo smacked
them away. They fell in the water.
"Some of thoes belonged to Yugi!" Tea cried out. Joey and Tristan
lunged at Kimo, but got punched over into the water.
"I'm soaking!" Joey whined.
"But the boat wasn't supposed to leave until 2 minutes later!" Yugi
complained.
"Pegasus sets the schedule. When it leaves, it leaves!" Kimo told
them. Kimo then grabbed Mokuba and lifted him up.
"This guy is a guest of Mr. Pegasus" Kimo said, leaving.
"No he's not!" Yugi shouted out.
"Alright then!" Kimo said, turning. "In one hour, meet me at the
meadow where you found this kid! Be there sharp! If you can win a duel,
then you can have the kid back!" and with that, Kimo turned once again and
left.
"Come back, you snivling whiner!" Joey shouted out. "You were
lucky! I'll beat you up good!" he threatened. Tristan did the same.
Meanwhile, the older Seto Kaiba hurdeled over a wall. He found
himself in what looked like any other part of the forest, but it wasn't. He
dropped down to the floor and reached around. His hands found a piece of
metal.
Kaiba grabbed it and pulled. It was a chain attached to a trap door
in the forest floor. He entered the trap door and decended into the
darkness. The door closed behind him.
The next room was a library, but Kaiba knew it was more then that.
He went to the romance section, muttering "Nobody would even THINK of
searching this section!" and grabbed three books. The shelf moved to reveal
the thin inside of the shelf. Kaiba headed back down and the books returned
to the shelf which slid back into place.
After climbing down under the library, Kaiba found himself at an eye
monitor. It scanned his pupil and he entered the next room.
Suddenly, everything changed. He was in a room with computers all
over. He started up the program.
The message 'Now Starting Windows 95' came on. It was then followed
by a purely blue screen. Most people would have thought of it as the 'blue
screen of death' and restarted. Not Kaiba though. He said "Hello" to the
computer. It responded in a feminine tone.
"State Identity" the computer asked.
"Seto Kaiba" the older Kaiba said. The computer paused for a moment
and it was suddenly filled with a swirling blue vortex.
"Seto? Why, this is strange. Having to break in to your own
computer? There must be a story behind this one!" the feminine computer
program asked.
"There is, but we don't have the time for that. We need to find
data on Yugi!"
A Yu-Gi-Oh! Spoof
By Zelloss
Episode 8 - Big Kaiba, Little Kaiba!
"Some kid stole my Star-Chips. I didn't lose them!" Rob complained.
"And just who are you and why do you expect us to believe you?" Tea
asked.
"Well, I'm Roberto. You can call me ESP Rob. Anyway, I can't make
you believe me, but you just have to! He was a short kid, about this
height" Rob motioned with his hands, "a weird hat, a striped shirt and
jeans, spiky black hair, and was wearing a blue bandana around his mouth.
He has my deck too!"
"We'll find him" said Yugi. He started to walk away.
"You'll have half an hour until this boat leaves" the guard told
him.
"And get my Star-Chips back while you're at it, Yugi!" Weevil called
out desperatly.
Everybody turned and followed Yugi. They soon came across a meadow.
"This is the place he said he saw the kid" Joey said.
"I don't see any kids. Well, except for you, Joey" Tristan mocked.
Joey stopped and tried to make out the meaning of what Tristan just said.
"Look! Over there!" Tea cried out, pointing across the meadow.
There was a small boy there, waiting near an arena.
"Yugi!" the boy called out. "If you want the Star-Chips back, come
and win them!"
The boy ran to a dueling platform and hopped in. Yugi quickly
headed to his side of the platform and called upon the Millenium Puzzle. He
once again became the bolder, older Yugi.
"Give me the Star-Chips now!" Yugi demanded.
"Never! I have to get these Star-Chips and yours, too!" the boy
called out.
"Alright, fine. If you want them, come and get 'em!" Yugi
challenged. The tickers ticked to 2000 ticks.
"Stupid ticks" said Joey as he held up his hands to his ears. "They
give me headaches."
"Are you sure it's not from you constantly getting smacked by Tea?"
Tristan asked.
"Shaddup!" Joey cried out and smacked Tristan upside the head.
The young boy went first. Yugi called out "Why did you steal them?
You have to return them!"
The child responded "Tell that to my... Crocodilius!"
A large yet funny-looking crocodile appeared.
"Is that all?" Yugi asked. He played Beaver Warrior. The beaver
jumped up really high and but-slammed the Crocodilius, squishing it.
The boy's Life Points snuck down a few hundred.
"Nice move, Yugi Moto. But I have to win this to give these
Star-Chips to my brother! I can't afford to lose!" the boy whined. He
played a Man-Eater Weed. A group of thorns appeared, but Beaver Warrior
body-slammed the lot of them. The boy's Life Points dropped down another
few ticks.
"You can't win with cards that aren't yours!" Yugi shouted across.
"Wanna bet?" the boy shouted out and a tiny bit of recognition came
into Yugi's mind.
"I know who you are!" Yugi called over. "You're Mokuba Kaiba! Seto
Kaiba's little brother!"
"What?" Joey asked in surprise. "That's Seto's brother?"
"Of course!" Tea said. "Don't you remember him from Yugi's duel
with Seto?"
"No" Joey quietly said. He got another pounding.
"Mabye it IS Tea's pounding that gives you headaches, Joey!" Tristan
taunted. He got pounded again.
"I think I have a headache now.." Tristan slowly complained.
Meanwhile, the boy had torn off the bandana to reveal that he really
was Mokuba Kaiba. "I have to win though, Yugi. You won't believe what
Pegasus is planning."
*Begin Mokuba's Flashback Sequence*
Mokuba walked past a door in Kaiba Corps. He suddenly overheard
voices and decided to listen. He pressed his ear to the door.
"So, you wish to merge our two companies?" A girly, mysterious voice
said.
"Yes. Industrial Illusions and our Kaiba Corps. into one company"
said a deep voice.
"You know, though, that Kaiba Corps. has to have a living member of
the Kaiba family make any changes to control of the company, I suspect?"
said another deep voice.
"And there is no way Master Kaiba could possibly hand over control
of the company!" said one other deep voice.
Then a familiar voice to Mokuba spoke next. "He must be dealt
with."
Mokuba found himself shocked. Thinking that the company's top
executive would want to remove his big brother from the picture! That Malik
Ishtar would want to do that?
"Yes, of course" said the mysterious girl's voice.
"So then, Mokuba will be captured" spoke one deep voice.
"And Kaiba dealt with. I've waited long to have him out of my way!"
Malik's young yet spooky voice spoke.
"But there is one more thing you must deal with" a deep voice spoke.
"Oh yes" Malik began. "Kaiba Corps. reputation has been stained by
one Yugi Moto. If you or a representative of you could beat him, then we
would have no problems merging companies."
"Of course. You can trust me!" said the girl's voice one last time.
"And to prove it, here is the Younger Kaiba, Mokuba!"
Mokuba turned to run, but found himself staring up at a guard.
"Kimo! Bring me Mokuba Kaiba!" the girl's voice said. Kimo grabbed
Mokuba and pulled him into the room. Mokuba found himself in front of top
executives of Kaiba Corps., including the top one, Malik Ishtar. The girly
voice belonged to Pegasus, who Mokuba recognized now.
"This is nice work. I can see we can trust you!" Malik said. He
asked Kimo to take Mokuba somewhere to be held.
"All that is left is to take Kaiba out of the picture and then take
Yugi out of his game" Pegasus cheered, to the annoyance of the members.
As everybody walked out, Mokuba overheard Malik saying "Are you sure
you want to join up with a squealing brat like Pegasus?"
*End Mokuba Flashback Sequence*
"So how did you get out then, Mokuba? And why did you have to come
face me?" Yugi asked the younger Kaiba.
"Well.." Mokuba began.
*Start Mokuba Flashback Sequence v2*
Mokuba grabbed his bed-sheets and rolled them up into a long cord.
Mabye if he could only...
"Yo! Kid! Open up! It's breakfast time!" a guard called from the
door. Mokuba had shut it tight.
Mokuba quickly wrapped the blanket-rope around one end of his bed
and then used it to get out the window. He propelled down the side of the
castle.
Just then, the door burst open. "Yo! Kid! Where are you?" an old
security guard demanded.
He looked out the window to see Mokuba at the end of the bedsheet-
become-rope. Mokuba looked up and jumped down into the forest. The guard
rushed off to tell Pegasus. Mokuba landed with a thump in a tree. He was
bruised, but safe. Mokuba grabbed and pulled a pine needle from his behind.
"I thought these were all Fur trees, though" Mokuba pondered.
*End Mokuba Flashback Sequence v2*
"And as to why I wanted to duel you.." Mokuba began, "If I can
defeat you then Pegasus cannot. If I can get you kicked off the island then
Pegasus can't get control of Kaiba Corps.! You have to understand, Yugi!"
"And you have to understand too!" Yugi called back. "I have to keep
fighting! If I don't, I can't save my grandfather's soul!"
Yugi looked at Mokuba agian.. or, at least, tried to look at Mokuba
again. He then found himself being pushed off of the dueling platform.
Mokuba had climbed up, grabbed Yugi's Star-Chips, and run off.
"Mokuba!" Yugi shouted. Mokuba continued to run off. Joey and
Tristan ran after him.
Tristan grabbed the kid and Joey tackled them both turning them into
a dog pile. Joey spoke harshly to Mokuba. "If you want to see your bro
again, you'd best give the chips back to the person you stole them from!"
Mokuba quickly agreed out of fear and was lifted up. He ran off in
another direction, toward Robert. Yugi followed.
When they got there, however, the boat was leaving. Weevil shouted
out "I'm not rowing!" and was smacked by Robert.
"I have the boy's Star-Chips!" Yugi called out, but Kimo smacked
them away. They fell in the water.
"Some of thoes belonged to Yugi!" Tea cried out. Joey and Tristan
lunged at Kimo, but got punched over into the water.
"I'm soaking!" Joey whined.
"But the boat wasn't supposed to leave until 2 minutes later!" Yugi
complained.
"Pegasus sets the schedule. When it leaves, it leaves!" Kimo told
them. Kimo then grabbed Mokuba and lifted him up.
"This guy is a guest of Mr. Pegasus" Kimo said, leaving.
"No he's not!" Yugi shouted out.
"Alright then!" Kimo said, turning. "In one hour, meet me at the
meadow where you found this kid! Be there sharp! If you can win a duel,
then you can have the kid back!" and with that, Kimo turned once again and
left.
"Come back, you snivling whiner!" Joey shouted out. "You were
lucky! I'll beat you up good!" he threatened. Tristan did the same.
Meanwhile, the older Seto Kaiba hurdeled over a wall. He found
himself in what looked like any other part of the forest, but it wasn't. He
dropped down to the floor and reached around. His hands found a piece of
metal.
Kaiba grabbed it and pulled. It was a chain attached to a trap door
in the forest floor. He entered the trap door and decended into the
darkness. The door closed behind him.
The next room was a library, but Kaiba knew it was more then that.
He went to the romance section, muttering "Nobody would even THINK of
searching this section!" and grabbed three books. The shelf moved to reveal
the thin inside of the shelf. Kaiba headed back down and the books returned
to the shelf which slid back into place.
After climbing down under the library, Kaiba found himself at an eye
monitor. It scanned his pupil and he entered the next room.
Suddenly, everything changed. He was in a room with computers all
over. He started up the program.
The message 'Now Starting Windows 95' came on. It was then followed
by a purely blue screen. Most people would have thought of it as the 'blue
screen of death' and restarted. Not Kaiba though. He said "Hello" to the
computer. It responded in a feminine tone.
"State Identity" the computer asked.
"Seto Kaiba" the older Kaiba said. The computer paused for a moment
and it was suddenly filled with a swirling blue vortex.
"Seto? Why, this is strange. Having to break in to your own
computer? There must be a story behind this one!" the feminine computer
program asked.
"There is, but we don't have the time for that. We need to find
data on Yugi!"