Some Challenge Fic Part II
Disclaimer- I own my party, my plot, and some other stuff. JK own everything you recognize…I think…Which is something I don't do often…
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*Back in my bedroom*
Me- WELL? WHERE IS HE?
Dobby the house-elf- Master Dumbledore is in the chamber of secrets totally blowing off your meeting. He is eating a banana and playing an illegal game of poker.
Me- Ok then! *looks at watch* It's time for the party! *There's a pop, and she's in the Great Hall of Hogwarts*
*The Great Hall*
Ron (always the sane one…)- What, how did you do that? You can't apperate into Hogwarts!
Me- Correction. YOU can't, I can. Since I'm the author, I get special privileges.
Sirius- How come SHE gets privileges, but I don't?
Me- *bops him with the purse* One more word out of you mister….
Sirius- *meekly* Yes Tiger Lily, the greatest and best older sister on the planet. (A/N- Yes, Sirius is my brother. My little brother.)
Me- That's what I thought. Where is Remus? *bats eyelashes*
Remus- *hugging a lava lamp*
*The lava lamp explodes, and the contents pour all over a potato*
Ron- *forgets about the apparition and whines* I wanted to eat that potato for dinner. You're so mean, Remus! *goes and cries*
Harry- *follows him* Potatoes cause you to have vegetable breath! Ron, you're a vegetable breath!
Ron- You're so hateful! *cries some more*
Me- Yeah, yeah. Ron, suck it up, you big wuss!
Ron- If I become a transvestite, maybe people would appreciate me more!
Neville- *walks in dressed in a pink Taffeta dress* But that's me!
Ron- Well, now its me too, I'm gonna be one!
Neville- No, I am!
Ron- I AM!
Neville- IT'S MY JOB!
Ron- MINE!
Me- *bops them both with the purse* It's both of you, now shut up so we can watch my plotting!
Neville- Fine, I'm going to get a banana.
Ron- Me too. After you climb up a peach, you should always eat a banana.
*At the snack table*
James- *eating some pretzels* Remember, when you eat pretzels, always wear a helmet.
Snape/Malfoy- *eating chips*
*there is a spontaneous combustion (That means something exploded) and Malfoy and Snape turn into a large banana and apple with mouth and teeth and the works*
Malfoy- You turned me into a banana!
Snape- Good job stating the obvious! Ten thousand points to Slytherin! A million points from Gryffindor for not stating that Malfoy is a banana!
James- *still eating pretzels* Malfoy is a banana!
Me- Good job Mr. Obvious! We know that Malfoy is a banana!
Snape- What about me? No one's mentioned me so far!
Harry- Well, are you a banana?
Snape- No…
Harry- Then who cares?
Hermione- *drinks some butterbeer and gets tipsy* Ooh, I'm up high! *looks at her feet* BANANA CHEESE!
Sirius- No, cheese, just banana.
*Meanwhile, the people in the Chamber of Secrets were getting restless.*
DUN DUN DUN! *gasp!* What is going on with Dumbledore and Tom? Will Snape and Malfoy turn back to themselves? Will Gryffindor regain the points lost, via Snape? *coughnocough* Find out all this and more in the next chapter of Some Challenge Fic!
~Tiger Lily~