--Someone must say: 'There is no spoon' out of no where, without a logical explanation as to why.
Hi Y'all, it's me again! So do you all like my ficcy? (Readers- Um, no… Me- *bops them all with (DUN DUN DUN!) the purse! Readers- Yes Ma'am! Me- Goody!)
Disclaimer- I own nothing. JK, the wonderful goddess own everything….pretty much.
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*Setting- CoS*
Tom- Hey Dumbledore, wanna go see Malfoy the banana?
Dumbledore- Ok.
*They both go to the great hall*
Dumbledore- Hey look, Malfoy is a banana!
Me- *giggling* yep, he is! *giggles some more*
Lily- *back to kissing James*
Me- LILLIAN ROSE EVANS, IF YOU KISS HIM ONE MORE TIME, IT'S THE PURSE FOR YOU!
Lily- *Fearing my wrath* yes ma'am. I'll…just go get a banana…*sniffle* yeah…*bursts into very noisy, very obviously fake tears.*
James- Lily, wait! I'll come with you. I could use a banana.
Lily- *calms down then sniffles some more* ok…
Minnie (McGonagall)- *with a hand in her pocket* Okay people, what is the meaning of this party? Miss Black? I believe this was your doing?
Me- Um…yeah? It was. So what?
Minnie- *takes a hand out of her pocket to shake a finger at me, but instead of an empty hand, there's a rubber ducky in it* Um…*blushes* Hey, I rest my hand on it! I love my rubber ducky!
Ron- *Raises an eyebrow* Um, Professor?
Minnie- Yes…what was your name again? Weatherby?
Ron- Weasly…and, are you feeling alright? I mean, your not…insane or anything….are you?
*Everyone suddenly looks at McGonagall*
Remus- Lookie, everyone! Minnie's got a ducky! It looks like a banana!
Minnie- It does not! It looks nothing like a banana!
Remus- Yes it does!
Minnie- Does not!
Remus- Does so!
Minnie- Does not!
Remus- Does so!
Me- YES IT DOES! It's yellow isn't it?
Minnie- *looks at the floor.* Yes ma'am…
*Everybody looks back at Snape and Malfoy*
Hermione (Who is still drunk out of her mind)- Malfoy is a banana! *giggles like a maniac*
Malfoy- *mutters* Never underestimate stupid people in large groups.
Me- *glares at Malfoy* What was that? This WAS MY plan after all. *beats him over the head with the purse*
Malfoy- I'm sorry… *puppy dog eyes*
Me- Sorry Malfoy, that look only works with Remus. *grabs him and gives him a big hug*
Remus- *gasping for air* Tiger Lily….can't breathe…Let me go…
Me- *lets him go in a heartbeat* Remus! Oh, are you okay? I didn't hurt you did I, oh, I'm so sorry…
Remus- There is no spoon!
Me- I know! I don't know where it went, but there is definitely no spoon.
Remus- Nope, not at all.
Ron- *Backing away* okay guys…your scaring me…
Everyone- *Evil, psycho glint in our eyes* There is no spoon…There is no spoon…There is no spoon…
Ron- Guys…*backs up even farther* Guys, please…Harry…you're sane aren't you?
Harry- *shakes his head with an evil grin*
Everyone- We love our bananas!
Me- *starts laughing uncontrollably*
Everyone- *joins her*
Ron- *backs up so far he's against the wall, but the people are still coming* Please guys…tell me your not crazy…
Everyone- *grins evilly and shakes their heads* Nope, we're all insane…
Ron- *starts to scream* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*Big blackness and a thump*
Ron Weasly woke up with a start. He looked around. He was still at Hogwarts school of witch craft and wizardry, in his four poster bed at Gryffindor house. He yanked back the hangings of the bed, to find Harry Potter staring back at him.
"Harry…tell me you're not insane…"
Harry grinned an evil grin and shook his head.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
End
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So guys, like my crazy fic? No, it sucked. SHUT UP CASSOPIA! *Bops her over the head with the purse* Ignore my muse, she contents herself with driving me crazy. Unlike me. Yes, Venus is much better at keeping me sane. *smiles*
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~Tiger Lily~