Sick as a Dog
(With a Little Sake!)
By: Crystal Princess Ranma (I HATE my screen name, you know)
"Inuyasha, try some. I swear, you'll like it!" Kagome had been begging him like this for the past half hour. "Please? For me?" Inuyasha grunted. "If I told you once, I told you a thousand times...no!" It was around Christmas time, and Inuyasha was being begged by Kagome to try some sake-- which was strange enough, seeing that Kagome didn't drink sake at all. Maybe it was the Christmas spirit--I don't know...
"No! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" Inuyasha barked at her. Kagome stood up. "Fine." she said. "I'm going to Ujiko-san to get something. "I'll be right back. YOU stay here, you obnoxious..." "Eh, fine. I'll be a good little demon and stay in you're dumb room, in you're dumb world." He crossed his arms.
"See ya."
"Inuyasha-sama?" the ninth-grader called, once she got to her room, 10 minutes later. "Inu--EH?!" she rubbed her eyes, staring at the half- demon, covered in a sticky mess--sake. "Hey, Kagome." he hiccuped. "Why ya starin' at me? Did I do somethin' wrong?" he rubbed his stomach. "You were right, Kagome." he laughed, stupidly, snorting. "That sake WAS good. Real good. Got any more?" Kagome sighed. "How stupid could I have been, leaving you unguarded with sake? Great." she hit her temple. "How much did you drink?" she said, looking at the sake bottles spread over her clean carpet. Inuyasha stared at his hands, and counted. Um, 1, 2, 3..." he raised an eyebrow. "I dunno, 2?" Kagome groaned. "2? I think you've had more than 2..." Inuyasha laughed, as a gigantic burp escaped his mouth, and stench of sake exploded into the room. Kagome uttered a muffled, "Yuck." she coughed, grabbing Inuyasha by the hand. "C'mon." she said. "I've got to get you cleaned up before Mom smells this stuff."
She led the silver-haired boy to the bathroom. Running the hot water, she took a deep breath. "The things I do..." she said, slowly. "I WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD!" Inuyasha bellowed. Apperently, he had grabbed Kagome's toothbrush, thinking it was a microphone. "CHANGE MY MIND!" he yelled, again. "Inuyasha!" Kagome sputtered. "For the love of God, be quiet!" Course, it wasn't all his fault. People do the stupidest stuff when they're drunk. In this case, grabbing a random toothbrush, and singing your own theme song. "Oswari!" she yelled, knowing that would phase his foolishness. Just as suspected, Inuyasha slammed to the floor, in pain. "God-dammit." he whispered rubbing the back of his throbbing head. Kagome dragged him out of the bathroom, and back into her room, where he would probably make less damage. "Stay." she commanded, as he practically fell down, for no apparent reason what so ever.
2 minutes later, the bumbling idiot (Don't take this seriously. I happened to LIKE Inuyasha as a drunken fool), was having his face washed with a warm washcloth. "OW! TOO HOT!" he screamed. Kagome sighed, hopelessly. "Inuyasha, don't be ridiculous. It's not even luke-warm." Soon, after getting his hair washed, and his teeth brushed (If you've ever had to wash a dog's never-before-cleaned teeth, you know what Kagome went through), and his kimono washed, and dried, not to mention, having a towel- wrapped Inuyasha to look at for an hour, he was finally clean. He laid on Kagome's futon, and drifted of to a deep restful sleep.
Kagome wiped her forehead, with the back of her hand, and sighed. "Glad that's over." she said. "At least I don't have to worry about HIM for 24 hours..." Her thoughts were inturrupted by the slur of Inuyasha's words, as he slept with his mouth open. "...sure, Miroku...I'll bear you're child..."
By: Crystal Princess Ranma (I HATE my screen name, you know)
"Inuyasha, try some. I swear, you'll like it!" Kagome had been begging him like this for the past half hour. "Please? For me?" Inuyasha grunted. "If I told you once, I told you a thousand times...no!" It was around Christmas time, and Inuyasha was being begged by Kagome to try some sake-- which was strange enough, seeing that Kagome didn't drink sake at all. Maybe it was the Christmas spirit--I don't know...
"No! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" Inuyasha barked at her. Kagome stood up. "Fine." she said. "I'm going to Ujiko-san to get something. "I'll be right back. YOU stay here, you obnoxious..." "Eh, fine. I'll be a good little demon and stay in you're dumb room, in you're dumb world." He crossed his arms.
"See ya."
"Inuyasha-sama?" the ninth-grader called, once she got to her room, 10 minutes later. "Inu--EH?!" she rubbed her eyes, staring at the half- demon, covered in a sticky mess--sake. "Hey, Kagome." he hiccuped. "Why ya starin' at me? Did I do somethin' wrong?" he rubbed his stomach. "You were right, Kagome." he laughed, stupidly, snorting. "That sake WAS good. Real good. Got any more?" Kagome sighed. "How stupid could I have been, leaving you unguarded with sake? Great." she hit her temple. "How much did you drink?" she said, looking at the sake bottles spread over her clean carpet. Inuyasha stared at his hands, and counted. Um, 1, 2, 3..." he raised an eyebrow. "I dunno, 2?" Kagome groaned. "2? I think you've had more than 2..." Inuyasha laughed, as a gigantic burp escaped his mouth, and stench of sake exploded into the room. Kagome uttered a muffled, "Yuck." she coughed, grabbing Inuyasha by the hand. "C'mon." she said. "I've got to get you cleaned up before Mom smells this stuff."
She led the silver-haired boy to the bathroom. Running the hot water, she took a deep breath. "The things I do..." she said, slowly. "I WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD!" Inuyasha bellowed. Apperently, he had grabbed Kagome's toothbrush, thinking it was a microphone. "CHANGE MY MIND!" he yelled, again. "Inuyasha!" Kagome sputtered. "For the love of God, be quiet!" Course, it wasn't all his fault. People do the stupidest stuff when they're drunk. In this case, grabbing a random toothbrush, and singing your own theme song. "Oswari!" she yelled, knowing that would phase his foolishness. Just as suspected, Inuyasha slammed to the floor, in pain. "God-dammit." he whispered rubbing the back of his throbbing head. Kagome dragged him out of the bathroom, and back into her room, where he would probably make less damage. "Stay." she commanded, as he practically fell down, for no apparent reason what so ever.
2 minutes later, the bumbling idiot (Don't take this seriously. I happened to LIKE Inuyasha as a drunken fool), was having his face washed with a warm washcloth. "OW! TOO HOT!" he screamed. Kagome sighed, hopelessly. "Inuyasha, don't be ridiculous. It's not even luke-warm." Soon, after getting his hair washed, and his teeth brushed (If you've ever had to wash a dog's never-before-cleaned teeth, you know what Kagome went through), and his kimono washed, and dried, not to mention, having a towel- wrapped Inuyasha to look at for an hour, he was finally clean. He laid on Kagome's futon, and drifted of to a deep restful sleep.
Kagome wiped her forehead, with the back of her hand, and sighed. "Glad that's over." she said. "At least I don't have to worry about HIM for 24 hours..." Her thoughts were inturrupted by the slur of Inuyasha's words, as he slept with his mouth open. "...sure, Miroku...I'll bear you're child..."