Jou gets a job!
Chapter 2: Jou go bang bang!
Disclaimer: I only own the various things in my room. Which does not include the room itself, I live in an apartment. Okay? Good. Ooh, shiny CD's!
I use the word bang' a lot in this partthings falling make funny sounds when they land on people! And this chapter is kind ofshort. OO
Seto: Why'd you even continue this? No one cares! No reviews!
Actually, my friends liked it. They just didn't review[blinks] Read, do whatever
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It was Sunday morning. Jou opened his eyes, groaned, and blinked rapidly, wondering why he hadn't gotten up earlier to go to work. Then he remembered yesterday's chaos, blinked a second time, and cringed. Oh well. He paused for a moment, trying to think of a way to make a quick buck before Tuesday. He walked over to the phone, debating who to call. Besides Anzu, or Ryou. He shrugged and looked outside. He could rake leaves, but of course Jou was too lazy to. What else?
Shizuka walked out, and stared at the back of her brother's head for a while.
"Onii-chan?"
"Yeah?"
"You still have relish in your hair"
Jou turned his head to look at her.
"Really?"
Shizuka nodded, and Jou stalked out of the room, muttering curses again.
And still, Jou didn't know what to do for a candy bar.
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Later that day, Jou was watching TV, channel surfing. He stopped when he saw a Home Depot commercial, and a thought hit him again–why not see if he could work there? He grinned, and dashed off, though he didn't remember to open the door until he smashed head on into it. Bang! Holding his head, Jou staggered out, dazed.
After magically getting himself to Home Depot, he quickly signed up for a part time job and left smugly, welcome to the fact he'd be getting a candy bar. Though not until Tuesday, since it was one of those magical things calledthree-day weekends! Though it did mean he had to wait an extra day for a candy bar. Well, it was worth it, right?
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Jou walked into Home Depot, staring down at the bright orange uniform. What was with the bright colours? And why an APRON!? Jou plucked at it, and sighed. Firmly, he told himself that he'd be getting a candy bar out of it, and that brightened him up to no end.
Jou started walking down the aisle, somewhat confused as to what to do, when he was stopped by one of those stupid shoppers who don't know how to look at the signs that tell you where things were. Well, the boy turned his head to look at the idiot, and didn't notice that he was about a foot away from the wall until he had directed said customer to the aisle and looked forward. Bang! Jou ran smack into something, again. He heard someone sniggering behind him and spun around, only to see Malik on a ladder, laughing at him.
Jou, in retaliation, shoved the ladder so it, with Malik on top, fell to the ground. Bang! The egyptian boy glared at Jou, who was now the one laughing. Cursing, like almost every other person before him, Malik thanked Ra that he wasn't too high up, seized a board of plywood, and cracked it over Jou's head. Dusting off his hands, Malik went back to work, leaving a dazed Jounouchi behind him. After a while, the blonde shook his head rapidly, rubbing the back of his head where plywood had made contact, and growling.
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A few more peaceful' hours past–the most violent thing that happened was that Jou smacked into about four more shelves, and that didn't count. Well, unless you count the fact that Malik was distracting Jou enough to make him go bang' more.
Well, Malik was shelving more things. He looked down, saw Jou passing below, and smirked. Jou glanced up as well, in time to see another piece of plywood hit him full in the face. Malik started snickering again.
"Oops! Sorry Jou!"
Jou growled, eyes blazing. That was it! He dashed off. Malik smirked, and climbed down from the ladder, just as Jou came back, dropping the remains of a box for a saw.
"I swear I'm going to kill you!" Jou screamed.
Well, I'm sure you can guess what happened next–Malik screaming and being chased by a psychotic Jounouchi waving a saw around.
Eventually, they got to the front of the store, which made just about everyone stop whatever they were doing and stare. A few people even started betting money on how fast Malik became jerky.
Magically, Yuugi and Anzu were there. Why, I don't know. But, Malik dived behind Yuugi, and Jou stopped guiltily. Malik shivered, cowering behind themidget.
"Don't let him eat me"
Yuugi blinked, then stared at Jou.
"What are you doing that scared Malik enough to have him hide behind me?"
"Errh" Jou id the saw behind his back. "Nothing"
Anzu stared. "Is this your idea of getting a job to buy a candy bar from Yuugi?" Jou nodded. "Jou, you are seriously screwed up. So, what do you have behind your back?" Jou held out the saw. "Jou, you might as well leave now and quit before you get kicked out of Home Depot too!"
Jou slunk out of Home Depot. Guess THAT didn't work. And on the way out? Silly Jou forgot to go through the exit' doors. Bang! Jou staggered home.
Well, by the time Jounouchi got back, he had successfully attracted 5,249 stares, kicked that damn curb' nine times, and swore too many times to count. Suffice to say, he wasn't happy. Not even close. He still only had one penny, and he wanted a damn candy bar! Well, this time he amazingly didn't bang into the door. Jou sighed, and slumped over on the couch. He looked up at the TV, saw another Home Depot commercial, and hurled the remote at the screen. Bang! Direct hit. No more TV. Now Jou really swore. He'd have to pay for THAT too!? Damn, today was definitely NOT a good day.
And he didn't even get to keep the saw!
Or even the apron. Plus, Jou was pretty sure Home Depot never wanted to see his face again. Why him?? WHY?? All he wanted was a damn candy bar! Shit, This would be harder than he thought.
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Bwahaha! Jou go bang bang is right! ^_^
Jou: [whines] That huuuurt!
Damn well should.
Jou: And the stupid plywood!
Now THAT was humour!
Jou: Was not.
Yes it was. Authoress says so. ^^ Review if you wanthave funand send donations to Malik. Jou kindafreaked him out. ^^ Bye now! [waves]