Chapter 5- It's called Jealousy

Patricia let out a, "My god!" and Oliver was in shock. James himself was almost dead. When he tore away he pretended to not see Patricia and Oliver and he whispered to Dana, "Dana?! What?..I am not stupid. I realized why you did this, but what?! Okay, let us talk about this as soon as this is all OVER!" Dana looking as calm as she could, yet feeling as she had jumped off a bridge exclaimed, "James, this is the start!" James looking puzzled looked up at Oliver and Patricia and just kind of stood there and Dana turned around pretending not have seen them. She said, "Oh, Oliver. How was your, walk?" Oliver looking shocked said, "Um...can I talk to you? OVER THERE?" Dana smiled as though nothing had happened and said, "Yup, where? Here?" She pointed at the ground and Oliver spat, "Over THERE." He grabbed Dana's arm and Dana said, "Oliver! What is wrong with you?" Oliver said, "Dana. I know what you are doing. I heard the rumors about Patricia and James." Dana smiled stupidly and said, "What rumors?" Oliver shook his head practically talking to himself, "And she thought I was obsessed with Patricia, and I have only known her for how long?" Dana shook her head and said, "Oliver. Just...leave me alone." Then she went up to James and said, "I'll talk to you at lun..hey? Were missing lunch!" Dana then grabbed Jame's hand and they ran away leaving a mad Oliver and a hissy Ravenclaw.

As Dana ate some crisps James exclaimed, "You are mad. Has anyone ever told you that?" Dana laughed covering her mouth and trying to swallow, she answered, "Well, that is why I was put in Gryffindor." He looked as though he wasn't sure if she was joking and only laughed after she did. Dana said, "Well, do you...fancy Patricia?" James became quiet. He said in a small low voice, "Well. . . At Beauxbaton yes. We actually fancied each other and well...I really shouldn't be telling you this considering I barely know you, but you did kiss me." Dana smiled and said, "That was part of the plan, you know map it out." James smiled unsure and said, "Well. . . what exactly do you have in your head?" Dana began telling exactly her plan to a complete stranger she had not only known for a few hours but had already kissed. The main idea of the plan was, "See, James. I fancy ..Wood, you fancy Patricia, and well. It is called jealousy. It gets them everytime. "