Disclaimer: [joey in puppy suit trots up] Ah, yeah. So long as ya
understand that Evergreen don't even own Yu-gi-oh, let alone know that Yami
Yuge is the pharaoh, then you's can read this. Or Spongebob... [camera
turns on evergreen] Did we really have to make a disclaimer? [joey shrugs]
[evergreen rubs her neck] MY neck hurts like hell...
Evergreen sits at her desk with a smile on her face
Evergreen: Hi, I am the author of this story. I was inspired to write a Yu- gi-oh fan fic because I was just watching Yu-gi-oh a few minutes ago and I read some fan fics. There are so very funny ones. I don't know if mine will be funny. I'll just write what appears in my head, alright? Ready? Wait... gosh! My friggin' neck! Any tips? Well, read the story first.
Evergreen: Everybody set! Cameras speed, roll 'em and action!
Yugi is in his living room watching a dueling tornament with Yami
Yugi: *yawn* This is boring. Don't we ever do anything besides Dueling Monsters?
Yami: No. [sits there and watches tv]
Yugi: You sure you don't want to do anything else?
Yami: Yes. [Gets up and goes towards the door]
Yami: Where are you going?
Yugi: I'm sick of this! You take over my body and tell me what to do! I am a big boy now and I can decide what to do all by myself. [reaches to open the door, but cannot reach the knob] Uh, a little help here?
Yami: [laughs] You fool! Come back here and watch this tournament with me.
Yugi: [gets mad] I said no!
Yami: [folds his arms] What could you possibly do about it?
Yugi: I... I... [thinks] I know what you did last summer!
Yami: Gee Yugi, for a second there, I thought you were gonna say something less stupid than usual.
Yugi: Okay, then I know what you were doing between takes! You! You...!
Tea: Could we stick to the script, please?!
Yugi: [takes off his millenium puzzle and chunks it at Yami] I quit! You no longer posess me! [jumps and grabs on to the door knob and manages to turn it, opening the door.] I hate you!
Yami: No! Yugi! You will not survive out there with out me!
Yugi: [tries to be sarcastic] Oh yeah, I won't survive. Now that you're be gone, I won't be able to duel with every other guy I meet. I'll just have to ignore strangers like normal people.
Yami: [in horror] Yes!
Kaiba: [sits next to yami and pats his shoulder] there, there. You need to learn to let go. And know that I am always here for you. I will always love you.
Pegasus: [plays with yami's hair] Yugi's not worth it...
Evergreen: ggrrr! Kaiba! You aren't supposed to be gay until chapter 3! Pegasus! I don't even know if you're in this fic or not! GET OFF! [clears throat] Sorry, for the interruption. Get used to it. Roll 'em!
Yugi: You think you know everything!
Yami: Because I do. I am the hot and ever so clever Yami! I know everything execpt who I am.
Yugi: Oh yeah? Well I am the cute and ever so sweet Yugi! And I'm going to Joey's house! [tries to sound intelligent] Good day to you, sir!
Evergreen flies down and picks up Yugi and takes him to Joey's house. Joey opens the door and evergreen kisses him and flies away.
Joey: Who was that?
Evergreen comes back.
Evergreen: I am the mistress of pain, and right now, I got a pain in my neck and my hand and my back and my foot! [sigh] I'll stop complaining, now. I'm the director, writer, author, the big hooha.
Joey: Would you get out of here? Stop trying to make this fan fic funny. I saw what you did earlier. You're not ruining this scene.
Evergreen: Now wait a minute. This is my chance to tell you how much I love you, Jounouchi. I just wanted to tell you that you and I, we are alike.
Joey: Oh yeah? [smirks]
Evergreen: Yeah. We are both stupid, yet extremely cute puppy dogs. And we are both always hungry. And we're both really tall and...
Yugi: That's very nice, Evergreen, but I would like to get on with the story. I think the audience are reaching for the back button!
Evergreen: SHUT UP MIDGET! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! YOU'RE NOTHING WITHOUT YAMI!
Yugi: Why don't you put yourself in the damn story so you won't waste any more time?
Evergreen: I could do that, but that would just ruin the story. This YUGIOH not YUGIOH and Evergreen.
Yugi: THEN SHUT YOUR YAP AND START WRITING THE STORY!!
Evergreen gives Yugi a stern look.
Evergreen: You're right. You are cute when you're mad, you know? Anyway, So... [starts typing]
They decide to go to the arcade, where they meet Tea and Triston
Tea: HI GUYS! MY BEST FRIENDS EVER! [hops up and down with pom poms]
Triston: Hey guys. We were just about to leave
Tea: [jumping up and down] I'm the new DDR champion! I was getting bored so I told Triston to come to my place and discuss our friendship and new cheers for you, Yugi. [shakes pom poms in Yugi's face]
Triston: [puts Tea in a cage] There, that'll hold her. Anyway, what do you guys want to do?
Tea: [muffeled] Guys? Guys! GUYS! [cage moves and jiggles around] You idiots! You don't just stick a hot girl like me in a cage!
Yugi: Anything that doesn't involve duel monsters.
Joey: Speaking of Duel Monsters, where's that Yami guy?
Yugi: Sitting on his skinny ass, watching tv! And you know what's on that tv? DO YAH!?!!
Joey and Triston: ... no...
Yugi: DUEL MONSTERSS!!!!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT GUY?!!
Joey and Triston: ... yes...
Yugi: AND THEN! HE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO AND
Kids draw their attension to Yugi and an employee approaches them.
Employee to Triston: Please keep this child on a leash and escort him and the thing in the cage outside. You are making a scene!
Joey: HEY! This "child" is my friend! And that thing is... [thinks] a present for you! [picks up the cage] Happy Birthday!
Employee: [sniffs] Wow, you remembered...! You are the first person today to... [tears]
Joey: Yeah! I'm such a sweet guy, ain't I? Now, this type of creature is called Tea. Give her lots of attension and praise. Make sure you listen to her opinions and don't let her watch any competitions or give her pom poms. She's especially fond of a yellow thingy called... Sp-sponge Rob? Sponge Rob.
Employee: Yes, yes of coures. [sniff] I'll take good care of her. [gasp] I've never had a girl before![grins]
Tea: [muffled] Please no! I'm not getting raped again! [cries] especially by an ugly, acne-faced, boy!
Joey: and don't worry, she'll shut up eventually.
Yugi is still throwing an anime fit
Triston: [bends down to reach Yugi] Hey, we got rid of Tea. Maybe that will make you feel a little better.
Yugi: Yes, a little. Those evil pom poms make me uncomfortable.
Joey: Now, what's this about Yami? I thought he was cool.
Yugi: YOU LOSER! HOW COULD YOU TAKE SIDES WITH THAT THING! HE DOESN"T EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS! WHAT HE IS!
Joey: So?
Girl fans: Yeah! So?
Yugi: AND HAVE YOU SEEN HIS HAIR?! C'MON! GET A HAIR CUT!
Joey: [mocks] And have you seen your hair? C'mon get a hair cut!
Yugi: [gets mad] I thought you were my best friend!
Joey: I am, but you need some anger management, kid. And maybe a little milk. It's annoying having sit down everything we talk to you.
Triston: Let's go to ... that restaurant we always go to. What's it called again?
Joey: Who cares? As long as they got something we can eat in there.
Yugi: and as long as I can reach the table, I'll be fine.
Evergreen: CUT! That's it for today, boys.
Yugi: Finally! I'm so... tired [falls to ground]
Girl walks on set: Aww! He's so cute! [looks at triston] is that your baby brother?
Triston: No.
[silence and blinking]
Triston: [twiddles thumbs]
Girl: [walks of set asking] Where's that other cute boy with the hair?
I think this is the end of Chapter 1. I didn't want you guys to have to read too much. Plus, I need to get off for a game in 10 minutes! Well, let me just say that I hate Tea, obviously. I needed some way to get rid of her. Also, I love Yami! I just wanted to see what an argument would be like. I love cracking jokes at how short Yugi is, so yeah. Chapter two will feature the gang at that restaurant and Yami will be there, waiting for Yugi. Now, I realize this is not very funny, but you have to admit, it is interesting! Right? (Hint: nod your head or say yes) ~* Later days!
Evergreen sits at her desk with a smile on her face
Evergreen: Hi, I am the author of this story. I was inspired to write a Yu- gi-oh fan fic because I was just watching Yu-gi-oh a few minutes ago and I read some fan fics. There are so very funny ones. I don't know if mine will be funny. I'll just write what appears in my head, alright? Ready? Wait... gosh! My friggin' neck! Any tips? Well, read the story first.
Evergreen: Everybody set! Cameras speed, roll 'em and action!
Yugi is in his living room watching a dueling tornament with Yami
Yugi: *yawn* This is boring. Don't we ever do anything besides Dueling Monsters?
Yami: No. [sits there and watches tv]
Yugi: You sure you don't want to do anything else?
Yami: Yes. [Gets up and goes towards the door]
Yami: Where are you going?
Yugi: I'm sick of this! You take over my body and tell me what to do! I am a big boy now and I can decide what to do all by myself. [reaches to open the door, but cannot reach the knob] Uh, a little help here?
Yami: [laughs] You fool! Come back here and watch this tournament with me.
Yugi: [gets mad] I said no!
Yami: [folds his arms] What could you possibly do about it?
Yugi: I... I... [thinks] I know what you did last summer!
Yami: Gee Yugi, for a second there, I thought you were gonna say something less stupid than usual.
Yugi: Okay, then I know what you were doing between takes! You! You...!
Tea: Could we stick to the script, please?!
Yugi: [takes off his millenium puzzle and chunks it at Yami] I quit! You no longer posess me! [jumps and grabs on to the door knob and manages to turn it, opening the door.] I hate you!
Yami: No! Yugi! You will not survive out there with out me!
Yugi: [tries to be sarcastic] Oh yeah, I won't survive. Now that you're be gone, I won't be able to duel with every other guy I meet. I'll just have to ignore strangers like normal people.
Yami: [in horror] Yes!
Kaiba: [sits next to yami and pats his shoulder] there, there. You need to learn to let go. And know that I am always here for you. I will always love you.
Pegasus: [plays with yami's hair] Yugi's not worth it...
Evergreen: ggrrr! Kaiba! You aren't supposed to be gay until chapter 3! Pegasus! I don't even know if you're in this fic or not! GET OFF! [clears throat] Sorry, for the interruption. Get used to it. Roll 'em!
Yugi: You think you know everything!
Yami: Because I do. I am the hot and ever so clever Yami! I know everything execpt who I am.
Yugi: Oh yeah? Well I am the cute and ever so sweet Yugi! And I'm going to Joey's house! [tries to sound intelligent] Good day to you, sir!
Evergreen flies down and picks up Yugi and takes him to Joey's house. Joey opens the door and evergreen kisses him and flies away.
Joey: Who was that?
Evergreen comes back.
Evergreen: I am the mistress of pain, and right now, I got a pain in my neck and my hand and my back and my foot! [sigh] I'll stop complaining, now. I'm the director, writer, author, the big hooha.
Joey: Would you get out of here? Stop trying to make this fan fic funny. I saw what you did earlier. You're not ruining this scene.
Evergreen: Now wait a minute. This is my chance to tell you how much I love you, Jounouchi. I just wanted to tell you that you and I, we are alike.
Joey: Oh yeah? [smirks]
Evergreen: Yeah. We are both stupid, yet extremely cute puppy dogs. And we are both always hungry. And we're both really tall and...
Yugi: That's very nice, Evergreen, but I would like to get on with the story. I think the audience are reaching for the back button!
Evergreen: SHUT UP MIDGET! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! YOU'RE NOTHING WITHOUT YAMI!
Yugi: Why don't you put yourself in the damn story so you won't waste any more time?
Evergreen: I could do that, but that would just ruin the story. This YUGIOH not YUGIOH and Evergreen.
Yugi: THEN SHUT YOUR YAP AND START WRITING THE STORY!!
Evergreen gives Yugi a stern look.
Evergreen: You're right. You are cute when you're mad, you know? Anyway, So... [starts typing]
They decide to go to the arcade, where they meet Tea and Triston
Tea: HI GUYS! MY BEST FRIENDS EVER! [hops up and down with pom poms]
Triston: Hey guys. We were just about to leave
Tea: [jumping up and down] I'm the new DDR champion! I was getting bored so I told Triston to come to my place and discuss our friendship and new cheers for you, Yugi. [shakes pom poms in Yugi's face]
Triston: [puts Tea in a cage] There, that'll hold her. Anyway, what do you guys want to do?
Tea: [muffeled] Guys? Guys! GUYS! [cage moves and jiggles around] You idiots! You don't just stick a hot girl like me in a cage!
Yugi: Anything that doesn't involve duel monsters.
Joey: Speaking of Duel Monsters, where's that Yami guy?
Yugi: Sitting on his skinny ass, watching tv! And you know what's on that tv? DO YAH!?!!
Joey and Triston: ... no...
Yugi: DUEL MONSTERSS!!!!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT GUY?!!
Joey and Triston: ... yes...
Yugi: AND THEN! HE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO AND
Kids draw their attension to Yugi and an employee approaches them.
Employee to Triston: Please keep this child on a leash and escort him and the thing in the cage outside. You are making a scene!
Joey: HEY! This "child" is my friend! And that thing is... [thinks] a present for you! [picks up the cage] Happy Birthday!
Employee: [sniffs] Wow, you remembered...! You are the first person today to... [tears]
Joey: Yeah! I'm such a sweet guy, ain't I? Now, this type of creature is called Tea. Give her lots of attension and praise. Make sure you listen to her opinions and don't let her watch any competitions or give her pom poms. She's especially fond of a yellow thingy called... Sp-sponge Rob? Sponge Rob.
Employee: Yes, yes of coures. [sniff] I'll take good care of her. [gasp] I've never had a girl before![grins]
Tea: [muffled] Please no! I'm not getting raped again! [cries] especially by an ugly, acne-faced, boy!
Joey: and don't worry, she'll shut up eventually.
Yugi is still throwing an anime fit
Triston: [bends down to reach Yugi] Hey, we got rid of Tea. Maybe that will make you feel a little better.
Yugi: Yes, a little. Those evil pom poms make me uncomfortable.
Joey: Now, what's this about Yami? I thought he was cool.
Yugi: YOU LOSER! HOW COULD YOU TAKE SIDES WITH THAT THING! HE DOESN"T EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS! WHAT HE IS!
Joey: So?
Girl fans: Yeah! So?
Yugi: AND HAVE YOU SEEN HIS HAIR?! C'MON! GET A HAIR CUT!
Joey: [mocks] And have you seen your hair? C'mon get a hair cut!
Yugi: [gets mad] I thought you were my best friend!
Joey: I am, but you need some anger management, kid. And maybe a little milk. It's annoying having sit down everything we talk to you.
Triston: Let's go to ... that restaurant we always go to. What's it called again?
Joey: Who cares? As long as they got something we can eat in there.
Yugi: and as long as I can reach the table, I'll be fine.
Evergreen: CUT! That's it for today, boys.
Yugi: Finally! I'm so... tired [falls to ground]
Girl walks on set: Aww! He's so cute! [looks at triston] is that your baby brother?
Triston: No.
[silence and blinking]
Triston: [twiddles thumbs]
Girl: [walks of set asking] Where's that other cute boy with the hair?
I think this is the end of Chapter 1. I didn't want you guys to have to read too much. Plus, I need to get off for a game in 10 minutes! Well, let me just say that I hate Tea, obviously. I needed some way to get rid of her. Also, I love Yami! I just wanted to see what an argument would be like. I love cracking jokes at how short Yugi is, so yeah. Chapter two will feature the gang at that restaurant and Yami will be there, waiting for Yugi. Now, I realize this is not very funny, but you have to admit, it is interesting! Right? (Hint: nod your head or say yes) ~* Later days!