Everybody set! Roll 'em and...action!
Joey, Triston, and Yugi are at the restaraunt.
Yugi: [tears running down his face] I just want him to... just show me a little bit of caring.
Joey: Aw, Yuge. [takes fries from his plate] I know how you feel.
Evergreen: [eats the rest of Yugi's fries]
Triston: Don't worry. It'll all work out.
Joey: [drinks Yugi's soda] Yeah! I'll make sure of it.
Evergreen: [eats Yugi's burger :9]
Yugi: [sniff, sniff] You guys... are the best! [gets hysterical] [hugs Joey and Triston]
Triston and Joey: OH MY GOSH! GET OFF OF ME YOU LESBIAN!!
Yugi: o_o;; lesbian?
Just then, Yami bursts in with Yugi's millenium item.
Yami: Yugi, put this back on. Stop fooling around! [throws the puzzle for Yugi to catch]
Joey: [whisper to Yugi] Don't take it.
Yugi: [obeys Joey] No, Yami. [throws it back at Yami] Until you say you're sorry, and that you want to work as a team.
Yami: Is that a challenge?
Yugi: Oh, hell no...
Yami: Let's duel!
Yugi: _!
Suddenly a tournament arena pops up out of the ground.
Manager: Urgh, I thought I got rid of that!
Employee from arcade: Hey, Tea, look! It's one of those things you were talking about!
Tea: [still in cage] Yeah! GO YUGI! [can't see] GO! GO!
Employee: [kicks cage] Bad Tea! Bad girl! Shut up or go to my room!
Tea: [cries] no! Please, no!
Employee: Good girl. [opens cage] You can see this match, even though something inside me is telling me this is a bad idea...
Yami and Yugi step onto the platforms and life points are generated
Tea: Oh no, there are two Yugis! Which do I cheer for? [thinks] [yells] GO YUGIS! YOU CAN DO IT!
Yami: Thanks Tea, but I think Yugi's the one who needs the help, not me. [winks to please her]
Tea: [gushes] okay Yami-Yugi. [cheers] GO YUGI! GO GO GO!
Yugi: Tea, shut it! I don't need your help! [turns to yami] I don't need help! o_o
Yami: Fine, but here are the stakes. If I win, you put back on your puzzle and life will be like it was.
Yugi: But if I win, you will respect me and let me help you and work together as a team.
Yami: Is that all you wanted?
Yugi: [tears] Yes! I didn't want you to just be my gaurdian and the guy who plays for me whenever I duel, I wanted you to be my friend.
Yami: Oh... well, I still want to duel. I haven't dueled in 2 weeks!
Yugi: Yeah? Well, I want to take a break fo--
Yami: NO! I live, breathe, and eat Duel Monsters! Now let's duel! For my first move, I play Celtic Gaurdian.
Yugi: Umm... You're using my deck. The game is off. [gets down from platform]
Yami: Man! I should have seen this coming.
Yami comes off of platform. The arena is still standing there, tall as ever. Yugi puts on the puzzle.
Yugi: Friends? [reaches out his hand]
Yami: Friends. [shakes his hand]
Tea: [comes over] Oh Yugi! [hugs yugi] [hugs yami] I'm so glad you guys made up.
Yugi: Slut! I thought I told you not to touch me!
Tea: But...
Yugi: GET AWAY FROM ME! BITCH!
Tea: I... I... [cries as Mai comes in]
Mai: Oo! Temper, temper, Yugi. [pats Tea's shoulder] There, there Tea.
Tea: No one loves me!
Mai: [says in a I-do-not-care-way] Awww... that's too bad. [turns attension to boys] Well, it was nice seeing you guys again, but seeing how the diner is ruined, I think I'll go somewhere else to get some grub.
Tea: Take me with you! [looks at the employee] Ah! no! He wants me... Please take me with you!
Mai: Well then come on, doll cakes. I'll turn you into a whole new woman. [leaves with Tea skipping behind her]
Joey was sitting in the booth with his head on his hands, Tristen had been circling his finger on the table, idly.
Joey: Yuge, you wanna do somethin' else? This is getting boring.
Yami: Yes, I agree.
Yugi: Excuse me Yami, but he was talking to me!
Yami: Yes, but I happened to agree with him.
Yugi: Oh! So now you're a some kind of wise cracker?!
Yami: I'm a wiser cracker than you'll ever be!
Triston: Guys, guys. Relax. Yugi, breathe. Inhale... exhale. [Yugi breathe's] that's it. Now, how about we go back to your place and just hang out?
They all get up to leave. As they go on their way to Yugi's home, they meet up with Bakura.
Bakura: Oh, hello there! [looks up from reading his Harry Potter book]
Yugi: Hi Bakura. We're just on our way to my house.
Bakura: Sounds smashing! I'll come, too!
They all go to Yugi's house and live happily ever after.
Yami: Let's play a little game.
Yugi: [whines] Please Yami, I don't want to be mean again. I don't want to play Dueling Monsters!
Grandpa: Yugi! You gay little boy! Stop your whining! If I've thought you anything, it wasn't that!
Yugi: Yes Grandpa.
Grandpa: Now that's a good Yugi-mugi-poo!
Joey: How about my game? I made this one up last week when I was really bored. We go around town and try to get as much free stuff as possible.
Yami: ... can you be any more retarded?
Joey: [sigh] Well, I was really bored and I'm really bored now. And Yugi has no food. And there's no plot or anything.
Bakura: Oh, Joey. I thought it was a fine game.
The bell in the shop rings. Grandpa goes to see who it is.
Mai: Can I get a deck of cards for this young lady? [presents Tea]
Grandpa: [wide eyed] Tea? Is that you?
Tea is dressed in a (tad bit exposing) pink outfit, wearing shades. Her hair is flatened and she's carrying a notebook and pen.
Tea: Uh huh. Bring out the boys and see how they like it.
Grandpa calls the boys and they come in.
Boys: Wow Tea! You look great!
Tea: Thankyou for that very first compliment ever. So am I back in the gang?
Bakura: I'm afraid not. You're dressed like a slut.
Yugi: And you look like an even sluttier bitch than before.
Triston: I'm sorry Tea.
Tea: [sniff] I understand. I'll just go and buy hooked on drugs. There's nothing else to do.
Grandpa: Good choice. That stuff works!
Yugi: ... okay grandpa.
Boys go into Yugi's room
Yami: Yugi, you and your friends bore me and I will go to my labyrinth-ish home now.
Yugi: Good bye Yami! [huggles]
Yami: o_o;; Um, yes. [disappears]
Triston: What happened? One minute you're biting his head off, the next he's your girlfriend.
Yugi: I found that love and faith ...
Joey: Oh no! Don't you start that BS, too!
Yugi: But don't deny me when I say trust in the heart of the cards!
Joey: What?
Yugi: Let's duel!
Joey: Why?
Yugi: Because I said so, hunny. Now let's duel.
Since Evergreen does not know any of the cards besides Dark Magician(kiss), Celtic Gaurdian(kiss), Time Wizard, BEWD, Koribo, Mystical Imp or Harpee Lady, she cannot give detailed duels. Therefore, we skip that part and tell you that Yugi won.
Yugi: Did we just play Yu-gi-oh?
Joey: Huh?
Yugi: I mean Dueling Monsters?
Joey: Yeah.
Yugi: I love them cards again, damit!
Triston: Hey, how about we watch that tape Pegasus sent you? Let's see if we can talk to him.
Yugi pulls out the tape out of air and puts it in the VCR. They see Kaiba and Pegasus having a wine.
Pegasus: Hello there, Yugi-boy. [looks surprised] I see you've kept the tape. [Kaiba is looking Yugi over]
Yugi: Yes. This is interesting.
Kaiba: Where's that Yami, of yours?
Yugi: sleeping.
Kaiba: Aww, sleeping. So you wouldn't mind a duel then?
Yugi: Yes, I rather would mind! I suck without Yami.
Kaiba: And I'm sure you'd suck hard...
Pegasus: Uh! Yugi-boy! I advice you to burn this tape. Burn it. With this tape, we have the ability to come into your room right now.
Kaiba: We do? [pops out of the tv] Nice place you've got here, Yugi.
Pegasus: Kaiba-boy! Come back here! We had a deal!
Kaiba: I don't need you Pegasus. Why don't you talk this out with your adoring fan, Duke.
Duke pops out of no where and jumps on Pegasus
Duke: Pegasus! [gives him a noogie] Whatcha doin?
Yugi turns off the VCR and puts it on the every show channel.
Joey: Heehee! It's Even Stevens! This episode is really funny.
Kaiba: I forgot you had a dog in here. I was wondering what that smell was.
Joey: Why you!
Triston: Calm down, Joey.
Sailor Moon comes on.
Kaiba: AH! Sailor Moon! Sailor Mars is so hot...
Joey: [mockingly] OH, I forgot we had a man-whore in here. I was wondering what that smell was. [watches tv] Wow... they are hot...
TV: I'm Sailor Moon and I shall punish you with all that is girly, fuzzy and pink! I'm Sailor Mini-Moon and I shall punish you with the goodness that is wanna-be's, posers, and stupid pink-haired brats!
Yugi: I'll change the channel.
Triston: No wait Yuge, this is interesting.
TV: I am Sailor Venus! I will kill you with my high heel shoes and my viciously evil chain of love! HIYA!
TV: [gasp] Tuxedo Mask! Mask: I will punish you in the name of love!
Kaiba: Ooo... [drools over Tuxedo]
Yugi changes the channel
TV: POKEMON! I'm gonna be the very best that no one ever was! [Yugi sings along] To catch them is my real test, to train them is my caaauussee. [Bakura joins in] I will travel across the land, searching far and wide! Each pokemon to understand the power that's inside! POKEMON Gotta catch 'em all! It's you and me... I know it's my destiny! Pokemon! OOOOOOOH! You're my best friend in a world we must defend! POKEMON! Gotta catch 'em all! A heart so truuuuue, our courage will pull us through!! You teach me and I'll teach you! (you'd better) POKEMON! Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all! POKEMON!
Ash: Hey Misty! What pointless activities are we doing today?
Misty: How about we go find some random girl to talk to and annoy and for Brock to fall in love with, as usual?
Brock: Sure thing!
Misty: And then Team Rocket will ruin all our fun and we'll hurt them!
Kaiba: Mmm... how 'bout you come over here and I'll make it hurt...
Shadows on the window accompanied with music. Everyone looks at it.
Mai: Prepare for trouble
Tea: and make it double!
squirrel: [high-pitched voice]Yeah! make it double!
Mai: to protect the world from devestation!
Tea: To unite all peoples with our nation.
Mai: to denounce the evils of truth and love!
Tea: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Mai! Tea!
Team... team... [tea whisper to mai] what are we? [/] Mai: Mai and Tea blast off at the speed of light!
Tea: Surrender now or prepare to ...
Suddenly, Joey pounces on Tea.
Joey: [talking in between punches] Would... you... leave us... the... hell... alone?
Mai: Just adding a little pizaz, to your life, hun.
Joey: Huh? I've got enough puhzaz as it is. A gay Kaiba is in the room, along with a strange Yugi and Bakura.
Beaten up Tea: What's wrong with Bakura?
Joey: Exactly!
Evergreen: Whatever. It's way past our bed time. Everyone to bed.
Suddenly night time and everyone is sleeping. Yami in Yugi's mind. Yugi on the bed on top of Kaiba. Joey and Triston sleep , sitting up on the side of the bed, side by side. Bakura is asleep on the couch. Tea is the closet with her spongebob plushi and Mai is alseep on Joey's lap. Um... on second thought, Mai is asleep on... Bakura's lap. Kaiba: Yugi? Yugi... Evergreen: CUT! and Print... [rubs temples] Kaiba: That's it for today Yugi. Yugi: [still clutched to Kaiba's body] Okay... Kaiba: You don't have to act this way anymore... Yugi: Okay... Kaiba: ... HELP?! Evergreen: That's it for chapter 2. I think it was funnier than the first, eh? The story is actually over, but I'm probably going to put a bit more. Or maybe I'll make another parody. If I do it'll be Spongebob. [pulls Yugi off Kaiba] Say bye bye, Yugi. Yugi: Huh? Where's my dil... Evergreen: Shut up! No more sexual jokes. My neck hurts. Yugi: I'll rub it. Evergreen: Thank you. Mmm, yes. I'm looking for that Ooh Ahh feel.
Joey, Triston, and Yugi are at the restaraunt.
Yugi: [tears running down his face] I just want him to... just show me a little bit of caring.
Joey: Aw, Yuge. [takes fries from his plate] I know how you feel.
Evergreen: [eats the rest of Yugi's fries]
Triston: Don't worry. It'll all work out.
Joey: [drinks Yugi's soda] Yeah! I'll make sure of it.
Evergreen: [eats Yugi's burger :9]
Yugi: [sniff, sniff] You guys... are the best! [gets hysterical] [hugs Joey and Triston]
Triston and Joey: OH MY GOSH! GET OFF OF ME YOU LESBIAN!!
Yugi: o_o;; lesbian?
Just then, Yami bursts in with Yugi's millenium item.
Yami: Yugi, put this back on. Stop fooling around! [throws the puzzle for Yugi to catch]
Joey: [whisper to Yugi] Don't take it.
Yugi: [obeys Joey] No, Yami. [throws it back at Yami] Until you say you're sorry, and that you want to work as a team.
Yami: Is that a challenge?
Yugi: Oh, hell no...
Yami: Let's duel!
Yugi: _!
Suddenly a tournament arena pops up out of the ground.
Manager: Urgh, I thought I got rid of that!
Employee from arcade: Hey, Tea, look! It's one of those things you were talking about!
Tea: [still in cage] Yeah! GO YUGI! [can't see] GO! GO!
Employee: [kicks cage] Bad Tea! Bad girl! Shut up or go to my room!
Tea: [cries] no! Please, no!
Employee: Good girl. [opens cage] You can see this match, even though something inside me is telling me this is a bad idea...
Yami and Yugi step onto the platforms and life points are generated
Tea: Oh no, there are two Yugis! Which do I cheer for? [thinks] [yells] GO YUGIS! YOU CAN DO IT!
Yami: Thanks Tea, but I think Yugi's the one who needs the help, not me. [winks to please her]
Tea: [gushes] okay Yami-Yugi. [cheers] GO YUGI! GO GO GO!
Yugi: Tea, shut it! I don't need your help! [turns to yami] I don't need help! o_o
Yami: Fine, but here are the stakes. If I win, you put back on your puzzle and life will be like it was.
Yugi: But if I win, you will respect me and let me help you and work together as a team.
Yami: Is that all you wanted?
Yugi: [tears] Yes! I didn't want you to just be my gaurdian and the guy who plays for me whenever I duel, I wanted you to be my friend.
Yami: Oh... well, I still want to duel. I haven't dueled in 2 weeks!
Yugi: Yeah? Well, I want to take a break fo--
Yami: NO! I live, breathe, and eat Duel Monsters! Now let's duel! For my first move, I play Celtic Gaurdian.
Yugi: Umm... You're using my deck. The game is off. [gets down from platform]
Yami: Man! I should have seen this coming.
Yami comes off of platform. The arena is still standing there, tall as ever. Yugi puts on the puzzle.
Yugi: Friends? [reaches out his hand]
Yami: Friends. [shakes his hand]
Tea: [comes over] Oh Yugi! [hugs yugi] [hugs yami] I'm so glad you guys made up.
Yugi: Slut! I thought I told you not to touch me!
Tea: But...
Yugi: GET AWAY FROM ME! BITCH!
Tea: I... I... [cries as Mai comes in]
Mai: Oo! Temper, temper, Yugi. [pats Tea's shoulder] There, there Tea.
Tea: No one loves me!
Mai: [says in a I-do-not-care-way] Awww... that's too bad. [turns attension to boys] Well, it was nice seeing you guys again, but seeing how the diner is ruined, I think I'll go somewhere else to get some grub.
Tea: Take me with you! [looks at the employee] Ah! no! He wants me... Please take me with you!
Mai: Well then come on, doll cakes. I'll turn you into a whole new woman. [leaves with Tea skipping behind her]
Joey was sitting in the booth with his head on his hands, Tristen had been circling his finger on the table, idly.
Joey: Yuge, you wanna do somethin' else? This is getting boring.
Yami: Yes, I agree.
Yugi: Excuse me Yami, but he was talking to me!
Yami: Yes, but I happened to agree with him.
Yugi: Oh! So now you're a some kind of wise cracker?!
Yami: I'm a wiser cracker than you'll ever be!
Triston: Guys, guys. Relax. Yugi, breathe. Inhale... exhale. [Yugi breathe's] that's it. Now, how about we go back to your place and just hang out?
They all get up to leave. As they go on their way to Yugi's home, they meet up with Bakura.
Bakura: Oh, hello there! [looks up from reading his Harry Potter book]
Yugi: Hi Bakura. We're just on our way to my house.
Bakura: Sounds smashing! I'll come, too!
They all go to Yugi's house and live happily ever after.
Yami: Let's play a little game.
Yugi: [whines] Please Yami, I don't want to be mean again. I don't want to play Dueling Monsters!
Grandpa: Yugi! You gay little boy! Stop your whining! If I've thought you anything, it wasn't that!
Yugi: Yes Grandpa.
Grandpa: Now that's a good Yugi-mugi-poo!
Joey: How about my game? I made this one up last week when I was really bored. We go around town and try to get as much free stuff as possible.
Yami: ... can you be any more retarded?
Joey: [sigh] Well, I was really bored and I'm really bored now. And Yugi has no food. And there's no plot or anything.
Bakura: Oh, Joey. I thought it was a fine game.
The bell in the shop rings. Grandpa goes to see who it is.
Mai: Can I get a deck of cards for this young lady? [presents Tea]
Grandpa: [wide eyed] Tea? Is that you?
Tea is dressed in a (tad bit exposing) pink outfit, wearing shades. Her hair is flatened and she's carrying a notebook and pen.
Tea: Uh huh. Bring out the boys and see how they like it.
Grandpa calls the boys and they come in.
Boys: Wow Tea! You look great!
Tea: Thankyou for that very first compliment ever. So am I back in the gang?
Bakura: I'm afraid not. You're dressed like a slut.
Yugi: And you look like an even sluttier bitch than before.
Triston: I'm sorry Tea.
Tea: [sniff] I understand. I'll just go and buy hooked on drugs. There's nothing else to do.
Grandpa: Good choice. That stuff works!
Yugi: ... okay grandpa.
Boys go into Yugi's room
Yami: Yugi, you and your friends bore me and I will go to my labyrinth-ish home now.
Yugi: Good bye Yami! [huggles]
Yami: o_o;; Um, yes. [disappears]
Triston: What happened? One minute you're biting his head off, the next he's your girlfriend.
Yugi: I found that love and faith ...
Joey: Oh no! Don't you start that BS, too!
Yugi: But don't deny me when I say trust in the heart of the cards!
Joey: What?
Yugi: Let's duel!
Joey: Why?
Yugi: Because I said so, hunny. Now let's duel.
Since Evergreen does not know any of the cards besides Dark Magician(kiss), Celtic Gaurdian(kiss), Time Wizard, BEWD, Koribo, Mystical Imp or Harpee Lady, she cannot give detailed duels. Therefore, we skip that part and tell you that Yugi won.
Yugi: Did we just play Yu-gi-oh?
Joey: Huh?
Yugi: I mean Dueling Monsters?
Joey: Yeah.
Yugi: I love them cards again, damit!
Triston: Hey, how about we watch that tape Pegasus sent you? Let's see if we can talk to him.
Yugi pulls out the tape out of air and puts it in the VCR. They see Kaiba and Pegasus having a wine.
Pegasus: Hello there, Yugi-boy. [looks surprised] I see you've kept the tape. [Kaiba is looking Yugi over]
Yugi: Yes. This is interesting.
Kaiba: Where's that Yami, of yours?
Yugi: sleeping.
Kaiba: Aww, sleeping. So you wouldn't mind a duel then?
Yugi: Yes, I rather would mind! I suck without Yami.
Kaiba: And I'm sure you'd suck hard...
Pegasus: Uh! Yugi-boy! I advice you to burn this tape. Burn it. With this tape, we have the ability to come into your room right now.
Kaiba: We do? [pops out of the tv] Nice place you've got here, Yugi.
Pegasus: Kaiba-boy! Come back here! We had a deal!
Kaiba: I don't need you Pegasus. Why don't you talk this out with your adoring fan, Duke.
Duke pops out of no where and jumps on Pegasus
Duke: Pegasus! [gives him a noogie] Whatcha doin?
Yugi turns off the VCR and puts it on the every show channel.
Joey: Heehee! It's Even Stevens! This episode is really funny.
Kaiba: I forgot you had a dog in here. I was wondering what that smell was.
Joey: Why you!
Triston: Calm down, Joey.
Sailor Moon comes on.
Kaiba: AH! Sailor Moon! Sailor Mars is so hot...
Joey: [mockingly] OH, I forgot we had a man-whore in here. I was wondering what that smell was. [watches tv] Wow... they are hot...
TV: I'm Sailor Moon and I shall punish you with all that is girly, fuzzy and pink! I'm Sailor Mini-Moon and I shall punish you with the goodness that is wanna-be's, posers, and stupid pink-haired brats!
Yugi: I'll change the channel.
Triston: No wait Yuge, this is interesting.
TV: I am Sailor Venus! I will kill you with my high heel shoes and my viciously evil chain of love! HIYA!
TV: [gasp] Tuxedo Mask! Mask: I will punish you in the name of love!
Kaiba: Ooo... [drools over Tuxedo]
Yugi changes the channel
TV: POKEMON! I'm gonna be the very best that no one ever was! [Yugi sings along] To catch them is my real test, to train them is my caaauussee. [Bakura joins in] I will travel across the land, searching far and wide! Each pokemon to understand the power that's inside! POKEMON Gotta catch 'em all! It's you and me... I know it's my destiny! Pokemon! OOOOOOOH! You're my best friend in a world we must defend! POKEMON! Gotta catch 'em all! A heart so truuuuue, our courage will pull us through!! You teach me and I'll teach you! (you'd better) POKEMON! Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all! POKEMON!
Ash: Hey Misty! What pointless activities are we doing today?
Misty: How about we go find some random girl to talk to and annoy and for Brock to fall in love with, as usual?
Brock: Sure thing!
Misty: And then Team Rocket will ruin all our fun and we'll hurt them!
Kaiba: Mmm... how 'bout you come over here and I'll make it hurt...
Shadows on the window accompanied with music. Everyone looks at it.
Mai: Prepare for trouble
Tea: and make it double!
squirrel: [high-pitched voice]Yeah! make it double!
Mai: to protect the world from devestation!
Tea: To unite all peoples with our nation.
Mai: to denounce the evils of truth and love!
Tea: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Mai! Tea!
Team... team... [tea whisper to mai] what are we? [/] Mai: Mai and Tea blast off at the speed of light!
Tea: Surrender now or prepare to ...
Suddenly, Joey pounces on Tea.
Joey: [talking in between punches] Would... you... leave us... the... hell... alone?
Mai: Just adding a little pizaz, to your life, hun.
Joey: Huh? I've got enough puhzaz as it is. A gay Kaiba is in the room, along with a strange Yugi and Bakura.
Beaten up Tea: What's wrong with Bakura?
Joey: Exactly!
Evergreen: Whatever. It's way past our bed time. Everyone to bed.
Suddenly night time and everyone is sleeping. Yami in Yugi's mind. Yugi on the bed on top of Kaiba. Joey and Triston sleep , sitting up on the side of the bed, side by side. Bakura is asleep on the couch. Tea is the closet with her spongebob plushi and Mai is alseep on Joey's lap. Um... on second thought, Mai is asleep on... Bakura's lap. Kaiba: Yugi? Yugi... Evergreen: CUT! and Print... [rubs temples] Kaiba: That's it for today Yugi. Yugi: [still clutched to Kaiba's body] Okay... Kaiba: You don't have to act this way anymore... Yugi: Okay... Kaiba: ... HELP?! Evergreen: That's it for chapter 2. I think it was funnier than the first, eh? The story is actually over, but I'm probably going to put a bit more. Or maybe I'll make another parody. If I do it'll be Spongebob. [pulls Yugi off Kaiba] Say bye bye, Yugi. Yugi: Huh? Where's my dil... Evergreen: Shut up! No more sexual jokes. My neck hurts. Yugi: I'll rub it. Evergreen: Thank you. Mmm, yes. I'm looking for that Ooh Ahh feel.