Summoned Character Monologues Part Five: Tinker Bell
by Martial Arts Master
All Disney-related characters copyrighted by Disney. All Square related characters copyrighted by both. Sora, Riku, and Kairi are copyrighted by both. I got the idea for these by Raiegki Leviathan, and decided to do them with her permission given to me by e-mail. These monologues are on the summoned characters. In order, once completed, they will be: Simba, Genie, Bambi, Dumbo, Tinker Bell, and Mushu. This monologue takes place shortly after Tinker Bell joins Sora and his friends. Now, on with Tinker Bell's story!
***
I'm Tinker Bell.
Yes, I'm a fairy. What's the matter, don't believe in fairies?
Well, we exist! At least, in Neverland we do.
Where do we come from, you might ask? Well here's my answer: that's none of your business!
Anyway, I live in Neverland (you can get there by taking the first star to the right, and then straight on 'til morning), and I have the ability to sprinkle pixie dust over others, giving them the ability to fly.
But they can't just fly at will. They have to think happy thoughts, or it doesn't work.
Luckily, even one happy thought will do, so if you use the pixie dust to fly and then get stressed out, just think of one happy thought and keep it in your head, and you'll stay in the air.
My one reason for existence is Peter Pan.
Ooooooh...Peter Pan...
Huh? I was drooling? Grrrrrr, shut up!
Anyway, he's a nice boy, if a little mischeivous at times. He's got red hair, adorable eyes, and a personality of never wanting to grow up.
He's also a dreamboat...
Huh? What? I was drooling again? Mention that again and I'll kick your behind!
So anyway, Peter Pan has an enemy, believe it or not.
His name is Captain Hook. He's an evil pirate. He has a grudge against Peter Pan because once before, Peter Pan caused accidentally caused him to lose his hand to a crocodile.
That crocodile swallowed a clock before, and Hook can always hear it coming. He's been very, very afraid of the crocodile ever since he lost his hand to it. Ha, what a weenie. I'm much more vulnerable to the crocodile than he is, due to my small size, and you don't see me cowering like a baby whenever the crocodile comes.
What's that? You say the real reason I'm not afraid is because I can fly away from the crocodile, and Hook can't? The nerve! If I were your size I'd punch you in the face!
Anyway, I'm sure it was an accident, Peter Pan causing Hook to lose his hand. Peter Pan would never deliberately do such a thing. He's too dreamy...
Oops. I'm doing it again. Okay, okay, so maybe I'm a little obsessed over Peter. I mean, wouldn't you be if you were me?
Anyway, Peter Pan is in charge of a group of other kids called the Lost Boys.
Also, he has human friends from outside Neverland, and he fancies Wendy in particular.
Grrr...Wendy...moving in on my boyfriend!
She's nothing more than a slimy toad; can't Peter realize that?
You say I'm just jealous of her because I'm in love with Peter? Of all the nasty insults...if I was your mom I'd giving you a spanking!
Anyway, Peter Pan saved Wendy from Hook once.
Also, recently, Wendy's daughter Jane showed up, having been kidnapped by Hook because Hook mistook her for Wendy.
I liked Jane a little better than Wendy, but not by much.
She did save my life once when she believed in me, though.
Also, Jane actually helped Peter Pan defeat Captain Hook during that time. Then Jane had to go back.
After that, the Heartless showed up.
Let me tell you about the Heartless. They're mean! They feast on people's hearts, for crying out loud!
Hook made a deal with the Heartless, enlisting their help to defeat Peter Pan.
But they didn't succeed, mostly because Sora and his friends showed up.
They defeated Captain Hook and the Heartless together, sending Hook over the horizon being chased by the crocodile.
Then Peter Pan asked me to do something I'm not sure when I'll forgive him for.
He asked me to leave him and join Sora and his friends!
Grrrr...can't he realize that I love him? Why is he sending me away?
He wants them to look after me, he says.
I don't need looking after! I can take care of myself, thank you very much, you sexist pig!
Oops...I just insulted Peter Pan, didn't I? I don't usually do that.
But now, instead of being with Peter Pan, I'm stuck with dumb ol' Sora and his friends.
Yes, you heard me right. I think Peter Pan should've gotten the Keyblade, not Sora! Peter Pan is so much more worthy...
To be fair, Sora isn't really a mean person. He just can't compare to Peter Pan.
Sorry. I'm getting obsessed again, aren't I?
Well, I can't help it! I can't stop thinking that when this is over, I'm gonna ditch those people and go right back to Peter.
Hang on Peter...I'll be back soon...
To be continued with the next monologue...
E-mail all questions and comments to bleifer@comcast.net
by Martial Arts Master
All Disney-related characters copyrighted by Disney. All Square related characters copyrighted by both. Sora, Riku, and Kairi are copyrighted by both. I got the idea for these by Raiegki Leviathan, and decided to do them with her permission given to me by e-mail. These monologues are on the summoned characters. In order, once completed, they will be: Simba, Genie, Bambi, Dumbo, Tinker Bell, and Mushu. This monologue takes place shortly after Tinker Bell joins Sora and his friends. Now, on with Tinker Bell's story!
***
I'm Tinker Bell.
Yes, I'm a fairy. What's the matter, don't believe in fairies?
Well, we exist! At least, in Neverland we do.
Where do we come from, you might ask? Well here's my answer: that's none of your business!
Anyway, I live in Neverland (you can get there by taking the first star to the right, and then straight on 'til morning), and I have the ability to sprinkle pixie dust over others, giving them the ability to fly.
But they can't just fly at will. They have to think happy thoughts, or it doesn't work.
Luckily, even one happy thought will do, so if you use the pixie dust to fly and then get stressed out, just think of one happy thought and keep it in your head, and you'll stay in the air.
My one reason for existence is Peter Pan.
Ooooooh...Peter Pan...
Huh? I was drooling? Grrrrrr, shut up!
Anyway, he's a nice boy, if a little mischeivous at times. He's got red hair, adorable eyes, and a personality of never wanting to grow up.
He's also a dreamboat...
Huh? What? I was drooling again? Mention that again and I'll kick your behind!
So anyway, Peter Pan has an enemy, believe it or not.
His name is Captain Hook. He's an evil pirate. He has a grudge against Peter Pan because once before, Peter Pan caused accidentally caused him to lose his hand to a crocodile.
That crocodile swallowed a clock before, and Hook can always hear it coming. He's been very, very afraid of the crocodile ever since he lost his hand to it. Ha, what a weenie. I'm much more vulnerable to the crocodile than he is, due to my small size, and you don't see me cowering like a baby whenever the crocodile comes.
What's that? You say the real reason I'm not afraid is because I can fly away from the crocodile, and Hook can't? The nerve! If I were your size I'd punch you in the face!
Anyway, I'm sure it was an accident, Peter Pan causing Hook to lose his hand. Peter Pan would never deliberately do such a thing. He's too dreamy...
Oops. I'm doing it again. Okay, okay, so maybe I'm a little obsessed over Peter. I mean, wouldn't you be if you were me?
Anyway, Peter Pan is in charge of a group of other kids called the Lost Boys.
Also, he has human friends from outside Neverland, and he fancies Wendy in particular.
Grrr...Wendy...moving in on my boyfriend!
She's nothing more than a slimy toad; can't Peter realize that?
You say I'm just jealous of her because I'm in love with Peter? Of all the nasty insults...if I was your mom I'd giving you a spanking!
Anyway, Peter Pan saved Wendy from Hook once.
Also, recently, Wendy's daughter Jane showed up, having been kidnapped by Hook because Hook mistook her for Wendy.
I liked Jane a little better than Wendy, but not by much.
She did save my life once when she believed in me, though.
Also, Jane actually helped Peter Pan defeat Captain Hook during that time. Then Jane had to go back.
After that, the Heartless showed up.
Let me tell you about the Heartless. They're mean! They feast on people's hearts, for crying out loud!
Hook made a deal with the Heartless, enlisting their help to defeat Peter Pan.
But they didn't succeed, mostly because Sora and his friends showed up.
They defeated Captain Hook and the Heartless together, sending Hook over the horizon being chased by the crocodile.
Then Peter Pan asked me to do something I'm not sure when I'll forgive him for.
He asked me to leave him and join Sora and his friends!
Grrrr...can't he realize that I love him? Why is he sending me away?
He wants them to look after me, he says.
I don't need looking after! I can take care of myself, thank you very much, you sexist pig!
Oops...I just insulted Peter Pan, didn't I? I don't usually do that.
But now, instead of being with Peter Pan, I'm stuck with dumb ol' Sora and his friends.
Yes, you heard me right. I think Peter Pan should've gotten the Keyblade, not Sora! Peter Pan is so much more worthy...
To be fair, Sora isn't really a mean person. He just can't compare to Peter Pan.
Sorry. I'm getting obsessed again, aren't I?
Well, I can't help it! I can't stop thinking that when this is over, I'm gonna ditch those people and go right back to Peter.
Hang on Peter...I'll be back soon...
To be continued with the next monologue...
E-mail all questions and comments to bleifer@comcast.net