Summoned Character Monologues Part Six: Mushu
by Martial Arts Master
All Disney-related characters copyrighted by Disney. All Square related characters copyrighted by both. Sora, Riku, and Kairi are copyrighted by both. I got the idea for these by Raiegki Leviathan, and decided to do them with her permission given to me by e-mail. These monologues are on the summoned characters. In order, they are: Simba, Genie, Bambi, Dumbo, Tinker Bell, and Mushu. This monologue takes place shortly after Maleficent's dragon form is defeated. Now, on with Mushu's story!
***
I am Mushu!
And I'm a guardian dragon.
Yeah, that's right, a guardian dragon. So you better watch yourself. Don't make me mad, or I might just have to whoop your behind!
Ha, that showed you.
So as I said, I'm a guardian dragon. I'm part of a multitude of guardian spirits.
Frankly, I used to not do a very good job at it.
In fact, this one guy...well, I don't wanna talk about it.
Then, the day came when Mulan decided to dress up as a man so she could go fight in the Chinese army to fight off the Huns.
Now let me tell you something. Not all Huns were like the ones we had to face. So don't get any ideas about discriminating against Huns.
This was a warlike tribe of Huns. They were nasty, evil people.
Originally the spirits, specifically Mulan's ancestors, were gonna assign some unbelievably huge dragon spirit to act as Mulan's bodyguard.
It was my job to wake him up.
Let me put it this way. I failed. Miserably.
I ended up breaking the statue. So I disguised myself as that dragon, and went to guard Mulan.
I didn't do a very good job of that either.
Eventually, though, Mulan ended up defeating the leader of the Huns using fireworks. That was my idea. Yep, all mine. I single-handedly gave Mulan the idea that saved all of China.
Pretty impressive for just a little dragon, don't you think?
So anyway, everything was all nice and peaceful...until the Heartless showed up.
They were as nasty and evil as the Huns were (but once again, not Huns are like that).
Only they feasted on hearts! Grrrrrrrroooooooss! They were wimps, all of them. I could've taken them on single-handedly...if I felt like it.
Let me guess, you think I'm arrogant. Well prepare to put up your dukes! C'mon! Put up your dukes! Put up your dukes! I'm not gonna ask you again! Aw, forget it, I don't feel like it.
Anyway, the Heartless started feasting on people's hearts left and right! Nobody could beat them.
Mulan gave it a shot, and so did that guy she ended up falling in love with. I forget his name, Li or something. Well give me a break, it's hard to remember males' names when I know they can't compare to my greatness.
Hey, I heard that scoff! Don't make me come over there!
So anyway, Mulan and Li something-or-other were actually able to defeat some of the Heartless.
They even defeated a couple of Guard Armors.
But then the Heartless brought in the Opposite Armor, who kicked the snot out of Li, and ending up killing him.
I did feel a little sorry for him after that.
Mulan defeated the Opposite Armor, but just barely.
Of course, if I felt like it, I could've taken on the Opposite Armor single-handedly; yes, all his pieces.
But I didn't feel like it.
Then the Heartless cheated. They brought in the Trickmaster.
The Trickmaster was too tall for Mulan to reach, and the Trickmaster easily struck Mulan down.
After that, I showed my sensitive side by crying. Yes, ladies, I'm a male who's not afraid to cry.
After that, the Heartless found something called a Keyhole in my world. They infested it, and the whole world was enveloped in darkness.
Then, it actually disappeared!
I'm not kidding, the whole world just vanished!
Everyone in it vanished, too, except for me.
I was trapped in the form of a gem, and I was picked up by Maleficient because she thought it was a pretty jewel.
Luckily Sora and his friends showed up and defeated Maleficent...but not before she turned into one huge dragon!
Of course, I'm the best dragon around, don't forget. If I hadn't been a gem I could've taken Maleficent easily.
So then Sora and his friends took me back to the Fairy Godmother, who turned me back into my own true, handsome, unbeatable self.
So I decided, out of the generosity of my heart, to help Sora and his friends.
Together we're gonna fight some guy named Ansem.
I, of course, will single-handedly beat Ansem and save all of the worlds.
The End
E-mail all questions and comments to bleifer@comcast.net
by Martial Arts Master
All Disney-related characters copyrighted by Disney. All Square related characters copyrighted by both. Sora, Riku, and Kairi are copyrighted by both. I got the idea for these by Raiegki Leviathan, and decided to do them with her permission given to me by e-mail. These monologues are on the summoned characters. In order, they are: Simba, Genie, Bambi, Dumbo, Tinker Bell, and Mushu. This monologue takes place shortly after Maleficent's dragon form is defeated. Now, on with Mushu's story!
***
I am Mushu!
And I'm a guardian dragon.
Yeah, that's right, a guardian dragon. So you better watch yourself. Don't make me mad, or I might just have to whoop your behind!
Ha, that showed you.
So as I said, I'm a guardian dragon. I'm part of a multitude of guardian spirits.
Frankly, I used to not do a very good job at it.
In fact, this one guy...well, I don't wanna talk about it.
Then, the day came when Mulan decided to dress up as a man so she could go fight in the Chinese army to fight off the Huns.
Now let me tell you something. Not all Huns were like the ones we had to face. So don't get any ideas about discriminating against Huns.
This was a warlike tribe of Huns. They were nasty, evil people.
Originally the spirits, specifically Mulan's ancestors, were gonna assign some unbelievably huge dragon spirit to act as Mulan's bodyguard.
It was my job to wake him up.
Let me put it this way. I failed. Miserably.
I ended up breaking the statue. So I disguised myself as that dragon, and went to guard Mulan.
I didn't do a very good job of that either.
Eventually, though, Mulan ended up defeating the leader of the Huns using fireworks. That was my idea. Yep, all mine. I single-handedly gave Mulan the idea that saved all of China.
Pretty impressive for just a little dragon, don't you think?
So anyway, everything was all nice and peaceful...until the Heartless showed up.
They were as nasty and evil as the Huns were (but once again, not Huns are like that).
Only they feasted on hearts! Grrrrrrrroooooooss! They were wimps, all of them. I could've taken them on single-handedly...if I felt like it.
Let me guess, you think I'm arrogant. Well prepare to put up your dukes! C'mon! Put up your dukes! Put up your dukes! I'm not gonna ask you again! Aw, forget it, I don't feel like it.
Anyway, the Heartless started feasting on people's hearts left and right! Nobody could beat them.
Mulan gave it a shot, and so did that guy she ended up falling in love with. I forget his name, Li or something. Well give me a break, it's hard to remember males' names when I know they can't compare to my greatness.
Hey, I heard that scoff! Don't make me come over there!
So anyway, Mulan and Li something-or-other were actually able to defeat some of the Heartless.
They even defeated a couple of Guard Armors.
But then the Heartless brought in the Opposite Armor, who kicked the snot out of Li, and ending up killing him.
I did feel a little sorry for him after that.
Mulan defeated the Opposite Armor, but just barely.
Of course, if I felt like it, I could've taken on the Opposite Armor single-handedly; yes, all his pieces.
But I didn't feel like it.
Then the Heartless cheated. They brought in the Trickmaster.
The Trickmaster was too tall for Mulan to reach, and the Trickmaster easily struck Mulan down.
After that, I showed my sensitive side by crying. Yes, ladies, I'm a male who's not afraid to cry.
After that, the Heartless found something called a Keyhole in my world. They infested it, and the whole world was enveloped in darkness.
Then, it actually disappeared!
I'm not kidding, the whole world just vanished!
Everyone in it vanished, too, except for me.
I was trapped in the form of a gem, and I was picked up by Maleficient because she thought it was a pretty jewel.
Luckily Sora and his friends showed up and defeated Maleficent...but not before she turned into one huge dragon!
Of course, I'm the best dragon around, don't forget. If I hadn't been a gem I could've taken Maleficent easily.
So then Sora and his friends took me back to the Fairy Godmother, who turned me back into my own true, handsome, unbeatable self.
So I decided, out of the generosity of my heart, to help Sora and his friends.
Together we're gonna fight some guy named Ansem.
I, of course, will single-handedly beat Ansem and save all of the worlds.
The End
E-mail all questions and comments to bleifer@comcast.net