Evergreen: Okay, in earlier chapters, there were some actions that were
supposed to be in BOLD. Well, it didn't come out that way, so it looks like
normal typing. Until I figure out how to make it BOLD, all actions, every
single one of them will be in these annoying brackets ~~[]
[The cast comes back to the studio]
Evergreen: Great news guys! I watched Yugioh today. I learned that Yami is a king and there is a lady who can see the past and future. I saw Marik and I learned that Kaiba is supposed to be a jerk.
Yugi: Boy howdy! That's great news!
Evergreen: So, remember what we all agreed to do? We are going to find Bakura.
Tristan: Who needs him? We can go on with out him.
Evergreen: Now, now Tristan. He is still a character we all enjoy.
Tea: Why don't you just type something and make him appear. I never really agreed to go look for him and I'm sore from being in that cage.
Evergreen: Fine, then no adventure for yall! [types and Bakura appears]
~~~~~~~~~~~~
[Joey, Tristan, Yugi and Tea are lounging around the set. Joey is playing with that black thing that usually says something like "Take 1". Tea is rubbing her cramps and Tristan and Yugi are playing with Pokemon cards.]
Tristan: Where'd you find these Yugi?
Yugi: In the dumpster! I can believe anyone would throw these away!
Tea: Ew, Yugi. If you found them in a dumpster then those cards really do suck.
Mokoba: Attension Gentlemen and Evergreen! Kaiba and I have just created something that could cure our boredom!
[Everyone looks up]
Mokoba: Presenting Virtual Karoke!
Yugi: Wow!
Bakura: Oh! Good show!
Tea: Oh. My. Gosh.
[Everyone is looking at what looks like a pile of metal] [use quotations!]
Kaiba: "It was all Mokoba."
Mokoba: "Anyone wanna test it?"
[No one moves]
Yugi: "I'll do it!"
Kaiba: "Sorry, but you must be atleast this high." [holds hand at his waist]
Yugi: [tears] St-stop making fun of me!
Yami: Don't worry Yugi. Do the YUGIOHOOH thing with the light and I'll make you taller.
Yugi: Silly! We don't have to do that anymore! [switches and Yugi is suddenly taller] Ta da!
Tea: Oh, Yugi! Stop doing that! You look so unattractive when you become suddenly taller, sharp as nail hair, deep voice, beautiful eyes... and... oh.
Yami: Funny, you made me almost want myself with that description.
Kaiba: [drool] It worked on me.
Tea: Hmm... you're right! I was wrong, as usual. You are hot. You are hot. You are hot. Umm... [dies from brain overload, for she couldn't think of anything to take back her retarded comments]
Joey: I want to try it too!
Tristan: And me too!
Mokoba: [cleaning up his brother's drool] That's great. Just step into the portal. [gives Kaiba a bib]
[They step in and hoods cover their face]
Mokoba: Turn it on, big brother!
Kaiba: Mmm, gladly.
Evergreen: [sweatdrops] Aheh, let me flip the switch.
Kaiba: You can flip my switch anyday...
[The boys are suddenly taken to a retro colored room{they see because the hoods cover their face and they see the image}. Music started to play]
Machine: Song... W-w-w-work It. By.... Missy-issy Elliot-t-t. Engage in singing... now
Yugi: I don't know this song!
Joey: This song is great!
Tristan: No, it's sick and stupid.
Joey: DJ please! Pick up your phone I'm on the request line!
Song and Joey: Is worth it? Let me work it I put my thang down flip it and reverse it.
Yugi: Ah! Change the song! [covers his ears in horror]
Yami: [gasps at lyrics] We have young people in this machine! [manages to block Yugi's ears with toilet tissue]
Machine: Engage in dancing... n-n-n-now. [lights appear and mist]
[Meanwhile outside of the Machine; Kaiba is back to normal]
Bakura: Is it supposed to make that sound?
Machine: P-p-p-put m-m-my thang down fli-p-p-p it and ::rumble rumble:: [begins to steam]
Mai: Hahaha! They look like idiots in there! Squirming and jigglying while the machine explodes! You can hear Yugi crying! [laughs more]
Evergreen: Are you sure this thing is safe?
Mokoba: Um... [whispers to Kaiba] [Kaiba nods his head] Yes! :D
Evergreen: I don't trust you. You're looking a little too cute, today. [unplug machine] Besides, the machine was really making that song sound bad.
[The hoods are raised and Yugi sits in a chair and wipes his tears. Joey is still dancing and Tristan walks stiffly away from the machine]
Evergreen: Kaiba, get rid of that disgrace you call an invention and everyone else, get ready to shoot the next episode. Yugi, wake up Grandpa. Tristan, revive Tea. Now, in this scene, Yugi and Mokoba are playing in the park and Kaiba comes around. If you've read your scripts, you know what to do. PLACES!
[Suddenly, men in black suits smash into the studio]
Man: Ms. Evergreen?
Evergreen: We're a little busy here, dear.
Man: Ms. Evergreen, the WB has sent us to warn you that ratings have dropped. Either make some sense or you're fired.
Evergreen: Would you like some coffee?
Man1 and 2: Oh, sure!
[Evergreen pours them both a cup of coffee until the once half full kettle was empty. The men drank]
Man1: That was good!
Man2: MMMM! You said it, brotha!
Evergreen: Well now. Is everything here just peachy?
Men: YES
Evergreen: No hard feelings?
Men: NO
Evergreen: Thank you for your visit. Buh bye!
Men: Goodbye! [The leave gayly(happily)]
Kaiba: What was that about?
Evergreen: Kaiba, everything is under control [sits in her directors chair] Joey! Scene Marker!
Joey: Oh yeah! [snaps it infront of camera] heheh!
Evergreen: and action!
To be continued...
[The cast comes back to the studio]
Evergreen: Great news guys! I watched Yugioh today. I learned that Yami is a king and there is a lady who can see the past and future. I saw Marik and I learned that Kaiba is supposed to be a jerk.
Yugi: Boy howdy! That's great news!
Evergreen: So, remember what we all agreed to do? We are going to find Bakura.
Tristan: Who needs him? We can go on with out him.
Evergreen: Now, now Tristan. He is still a character we all enjoy.
Tea: Why don't you just type something and make him appear. I never really agreed to go look for him and I'm sore from being in that cage.
Evergreen: Fine, then no adventure for yall! [types and Bakura appears]
~~~~~~~~~~~~
[Joey, Tristan, Yugi and Tea are lounging around the set. Joey is playing with that black thing that usually says something like "Take 1". Tea is rubbing her cramps and Tristan and Yugi are playing with Pokemon cards.]
Tristan: Where'd you find these Yugi?
Yugi: In the dumpster! I can believe anyone would throw these away!
Tea: Ew, Yugi. If you found them in a dumpster then those cards really do suck.
Mokoba: Attension Gentlemen and Evergreen! Kaiba and I have just created something that could cure our boredom!
[Everyone looks up]
Mokoba: Presenting Virtual Karoke!
Yugi: Wow!
Bakura: Oh! Good show!
Tea: Oh. My. Gosh.
[Everyone is looking at what looks like a pile of metal] [use quotations!]
Kaiba: "It was all Mokoba."
Mokoba: "Anyone wanna test it?"
[No one moves]
Yugi: "I'll do it!"
Kaiba: "Sorry, but you must be atleast this high." [holds hand at his waist]
Yugi: [tears] St-stop making fun of me!
Yami: Don't worry Yugi. Do the YUGIOHOOH thing with the light and I'll make you taller.
Yugi: Silly! We don't have to do that anymore! [switches and Yugi is suddenly taller] Ta da!
Tea: Oh, Yugi! Stop doing that! You look so unattractive when you become suddenly taller, sharp as nail hair, deep voice, beautiful eyes... and... oh.
Yami: Funny, you made me almost want myself with that description.
Kaiba: [drool] It worked on me.
Tea: Hmm... you're right! I was wrong, as usual. You are hot. You are hot. You are hot. Umm... [dies from brain overload, for she couldn't think of anything to take back her retarded comments]
Joey: I want to try it too!
Tristan: And me too!
Mokoba: [cleaning up his brother's drool] That's great. Just step into the portal. [gives Kaiba a bib]
[They step in and hoods cover their face]
Mokoba: Turn it on, big brother!
Kaiba: Mmm, gladly.
Evergreen: [sweatdrops] Aheh, let me flip the switch.
Kaiba: You can flip my switch anyday...
[The boys are suddenly taken to a retro colored room{they see because the hoods cover their face and they see the image}. Music started to play]
Machine: Song... W-w-w-work It. By.... Missy-issy Elliot-t-t. Engage in singing... now
Yugi: I don't know this song!
Joey: This song is great!
Tristan: No, it's sick and stupid.
Joey: DJ please! Pick up your phone I'm on the request line!
Song and Joey: Is worth it? Let me work it I put my thang down flip it and reverse it.
Yugi: Ah! Change the song! [covers his ears in horror]
Yami: [gasps at lyrics] We have young people in this machine! [manages to block Yugi's ears with toilet tissue]
Machine: Engage in dancing... n-n-n-now. [lights appear and mist]
[Meanwhile outside of the Machine; Kaiba is back to normal]
Bakura: Is it supposed to make that sound?
Machine: P-p-p-put m-m-my thang down fli-p-p-p it and ::rumble rumble:: [begins to steam]
Mai: Hahaha! They look like idiots in there! Squirming and jigglying while the machine explodes! You can hear Yugi crying! [laughs more]
Evergreen: Are you sure this thing is safe?
Mokoba: Um... [whispers to Kaiba] [Kaiba nods his head] Yes! :D
Evergreen: I don't trust you. You're looking a little too cute, today. [unplug machine] Besides, the machine was really making that song sound bad.
[The hoods are raised and Yugi sits in a chair and wipes his tears. Joey is still dancing and Tristan walks stiffly away from the machine]
Evergreen: Kaiba, get rid of that disgrace you call an invention and everyone else, get ready to shoot the next episode. Yugi, wake up Grandpa. Tristan, revive Tea. Now, in this scene, Yugi and Mokoba are playing in the park and Kaiba comes around. If you've read your scripts, you know what to do. PLACES!
[Suddenly, men in black suits smash into the studio]
Man: Ms. Evergreen?
Evergreen: We're a little busy here, dear.
Man: Ms. Evergreen, the WB has sent us to warn you that ratings have dropped. Either make some sense or you're fired.
Evergreen: Would you like some coffee?
Man1 and 2: Oh, sure!
[Evergreen pours them both a cup of coffee until the once half full kettle was empty. The men drank]
Man1: That was good!
Man2: MMMM! You said it, brotha!
Evergreen: Well now. Is everything here just peachy?
Men: YES
Evergreen: No hard feelings?
Men: NO
Evergreen: Thank you for your visit. Buh bye!
Men: Goodbye! [The leave gayly(happily)]
Kaiba: What was that about?
Evergreen: Kaiba, everything is under control [sits in her directors chair] Joey! Scene Marker!
Joey: Oh yeah! [snaps it infront of camera] heheh!
Evergreen: and action!
To be continued...