[Everyone has taken their place on the park scene. Evergreen has a pile of
used tissue next to her chair because her nose has been running all day
long. Mokoba is staring at it.]
Mokoba: [says under breathe]That's so gross.
Yugi: Mokoba! Catch the ball! [throws ball]
Joey: [is ready to laugh because he expects the ball to his gazing Mokoba in the head]
[The ball is up in the air and lands 1 foot away from Yugi]
Yugi: Don't worry! Let me try again! [picks up ball and throws it] Oof! [This time it lands 1.5 feet away]
Tea: [quiet] Psst! Mokoba!
Mokoba: Huh?
Tea: It's your line now.
Mokoba: I didn't read the script.
Tea: Shhh! Don't let Evergreen know! Just make up something. [non-quiet] YUGI! YOU CAN DO IT! THROW THAT BALL!
Mokoba: Uh... nice throw Yugi. [looks at the ball] Did you actually throw it or did you drop it accidentally?
Yugi: [tearing up] I... I threw it!
Mokoba and Joey: OH MY GOSH! AHAHAH! [laughter laughter laughter! Evergreen and Tristan join in]
Yami: Yugi! Don't be weak! Suck up those tears. I will help you throw that ball. [they switch] Alright Mokoba. I'll show you how to really throw a ball.
[Just then, Kaiba comes, looking for Mokoba. He's mad to see that he's playing with Yugi. Yami throws the ball and it hits him in the head]
Kaiba: YUGI! [pops the ball and throws it at Yami] Stay away from my brother!
Yami: Your brother wanted to play catch, so I played with him.
Mokoba: He's my friend!
Kaiba: He's a creep!
Joey: [sarcasticly]Oh yeah, Yugi's the creep and you're the one masterbating off set.
Yami: Let's settle this with a duel! If I win, Mokoba can play with whoever he please. If you win, then you can decide if he's to play with me or not!
Kaiba: [not being perverted] Hmmf, you're on!
[Arena pops out and the boys get on the platform. Blah, blah, blah. Yugi blah. Kaiba blah. Yugi wins!]
Kaiba: Fine, but it's time for Mokoba to go to school anyway. [walks off with Mokoba]
Bakura: Holy crap! We've seem to forgotten to go to school!
Yami: What is this school you speak of?
Joey: It's a stupid place to learn stupid things. Yuge, turn back to your old, self. If we don't go to school, Bakura will have a nervous break down.
Tea: School can be lots of fun, you know? I love learning new things and hanging out with my friends!
Tristan: Tea, you aren't coming. Remember? You got suspended.
Tea: For what?
Tristan: For being the most annoying bitch I've ever seen. Now go away!
[Tea sulks away and the boys go to school. They entere the class and Kaiba, Mokuba, Mai and a few other people are there.]
Teacher: I'm very disappointed in you all! You mean to tell me that you've forgotten to come to school?
[They all nod their heads shamefully.]
Teacher: Tsk Tsk. Even my star pupil. Yugi. I expected more of you. [sigh]
Yugi: [thinking] don't cry! don't cry! [says] I'm sorry Miss Teacher!
Teacher: POP QUIZ! MUHAHAHA!
[They all moan. The teacher passes out the papers. The quiz is about chemical reactions and how to balance them]
Joey: Crap. I don't remember learning any of this! Eh, Yuge? You got any answers?
Yugi: I know I'm doing the wrong thing, but I think I'm going to switch with Yami. [switches] Yami: ... [raises his hand] What are these elements you speak of?
Teacher: Yugi! Your sudden growth spourt has made you irresistably hot! You get an A! [swipes paper and gives him an A]
Joey: Eh! What about me? I'm irresistably hot too! I'm cute! [puts on doggy costume]
Mai: [love eyes] GIve him an A! Give him an A!
Teacher: Seeing as practically all of you boys in here are just adorable, I'm cancelling the quiz and we're having a beauty contest. The contest will determine your grade.
Bakura: What the hell is going on here? We skip school for a couple of days and suddenly everyone's odd and queer!
[Everyone lines up]
Teacher: (yami)Yugi, A+; Joey, A+; Kaiba, A-; Mokoba, C; Bakura, A; Tea, F; Mai, A; Weevil, F-; Rex, D; Aww... Duke. You get an A+ up there with Joey and Yami! Of course, Joey is still the best out of all 3 of you.
Duke and Joey and Yugi: ^_^ 3 Teacher: Oh yeah. Tristan, we forgot all about you. You get a... B. For those who passed, good job! For those who fail, I suggest you go see a plastic surgeon immediatly. I will write you passes to go home and see one. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [The students who pass go to PE, now.]
Coach: Okay, wimps! Basketball season has started. And you know what that means!
All: ...?
Coach: Duel Monster tornaments have started, as well!
Evergreen: You know what? This asylum you call school really IS a stupid place to learn stupid things! Cast, CUT! I want you guys to go home and get some REAL education. You bunch are a desgrace to this fan fiction.
Joey: You know what? We quit!
Rest: Yeah!
Duke: I didn't have what? 2 words?! Where's Pegasus?
Pegasus: I only appeared in one scene! Come Duke!
Evergreen: You can't do this to me! I'm the director.
[They all begin to walk out the door, Yugi going through the dogie door]
Evergreen: BUT I'm still the author you know! This story isn't over yet! I swear it! [sigh] -_- This means they will all begin to live their normal lives. But I'm still the author! [grin] I can still make their life as hectic as I please!
Mokoba: [says under breathe]That's so gross.
Yugi: Mokoba! Catch the ball! [throws ball]
Joey: [is ready to laugh because he expects the ball to his gazing Mokoba in the head]
[The ball is up in the air and lands 1 foot away from Yugi]
Yugi: Don't worry! Let me try again! [picks up ball and throws it] Oof! [This time it lands 1.5 feet away]
Tea: [quiet] Psst! Mokoba!
Mokoba: Huh?
Tea: It's your line now.
Mokoba: I didn't read the script.
Tea: Shhh! Don't let Evergreen know! Just make up something. [non-quiet] YUGI! YOU CAN DO IT! THROW THAT BALL!
Mokoba: Uh... nice throw Yugi. [looks at the ball] Did you actually throw it or did you drop it accidentally?
Yugi: [tearing up] I... I threw it!
Mokoba and Joey: OH MY GOSH! AHAHAH! [laughter laughter laughter! Evergreen and Tristan join in]
Yami: Yugi! Don't be weak! Suck up those tears. I will help you throw that ball. [they switch] Alright Mokoba. I'll show you how to really throw a ball.
[Just then, Kaiba comes, looking for Mokoba. He's mad to see that he's playing with Yugi. Yami throws the ball and it hits him in the head]
Kaiba: YUGI! [pops the ball and throws it at Yami] Stay away from my brother!
Yami: Your brother wanted to play catch, so I played with him.
Mokoba: He's my friend!
Kaiba: He's a creep!
Joey: [sarcasticly]Oh yeah, Yugi's the creep and you're the one masterbating off set.
Yami: Let's settle this with a duel! If I win, Mokoba can play with whoever he please. If you win, then you can decide if he's to play with me or not!
Kaiba: [not being perverted] Hmmf, you're on!
[Arena pops out and the boys get on the platform. Blah, blah, blah. Yugi blah. Kaiba blah. Yugi wins!]
Kaiba: Fine, but it's time for Mokoba to go to school anyway. [walks off with Mokoba]
Bakura: Holy crap! We've seem to forgotten to go to school!
Yami: What is this school you speak of?
Joey: It's a stupid place to learn stupid things. Yuge, turn back to your old, self. If we don't go to school, Bakura will have a nervous break down.
Tea: School can be lots of fun, you know? I love learning new things and hanging out with my friends!
Tristan: Tea, you aren't coming. Remember? You got suspended.
Tea: For what?
Tristan: For being the most annoying bitch I've ever seen. Now go away!
[Tea sulks away and the boys go to school. They entere the class and Kaiba, Mokuba, Mai and a few other people are there.]
Teacher: I'm very disappointed in you all! You mean to tell me that you've forgotten to come to school?
[They all nod their heads shamefully.]
Teacher: Tsk Tsk. Even my star pupil. Yugi. I expected more of you. [sigh]
Yugi: [thinking] don't cry! don't cry! [says] I'm sorry Miss Teacher!
Teacher: POP QUIZ! MUHAHAHA!
[They all moan. The teacher passes out the papers. The quiz is about chemical reactions and how to balance them]
Joey: Crap. I don't remember learning any of this! Eh, Yuge? You got any answers?
Yugi: I know I'm doing the wrong thing, but I think I'm going to switch with Yami. [switches] Yami: ... [raises his hand] What are these elements you speak of?
Teacher: Yugi! Your sudden growth spourt has made you irresistably hot! You get an A! [swipes paper and gives him an A]
Joey: Eh! What about me? I'm irresistably hot too! I'm cute! [puts on doggy costume]
Mai: [love eyes] GIve him an A! Give him an A!
Teacher: Seeing as practically all of you boys in here are just adorable, I'm cancelling the quiz and we're having a beauty contest. The contest will determine your grade.
Bakura: What the hell is going on here? We skip school for a couple of days and suddenly everyone's odd and queer!
[Everyone lines up]
Teacher: (yami)Yugi, A+; Joey, A+; Kaiba, A-; Mokoba, C; Bakura, A; Tea, F; Mai, A; Weevil, F-; Rex, D; Aww... Duke. You get an A+ up there with Joey and Yami! Of course, Joey is still the best out of all 3 of you.
Duke and Joey and Yugi: ^_^ 3 Teacher: Oh yeah. Tristan, we forgot all about you. You get a... B. For those who passed, good job! For those who fail, I suggest you go see a plastic surgeon immediatly. I will write you passes to go home and see one. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [The students who pass go to PE, now.]
Coach: Okay, wimps! Basketball season has started. And you know what that means!
All: ...?
Coach: Duel Monster tornaments have started, as well!
Evergreen: You know what? This asylum you call school really IS a stupid place to learn stupid things! Cast, CUT! I want you guys to go home and get some REAL education. You bunch are a desgrace to this fan fiction.
Joey: You know what? We quit!
Rest: Yeah!
Duke: I didn't have what? 2 words?! Where's Pegasus?
Pegasus: I only appeared in one scene! Come Duke!
Evergreen: You can't do this to me! I'm the director.
[They all begin to walk out the door, Yugi going through the dogie door]
Evergreen: BUT I'm still the author you know! This story isn't over yet! I swear it! [sigh] -_- This means they will all begin to live their normal lives. But I'm still the author! [grin] I can still make their life as hectic as I please!