Disclaimer:
I don't own Slayers! please don't sue me! think of all the free advertising FanFiction creates!
Anyway, do I have a special treat for you X/F and Anti-X/F fans? Yup, we're going to find out what they think of all this fanfiction flying around about them. As you can see, seated on the left is Filia And seated on the right is... is... WAS Xelloss. Sorry, I think we're going to have some technical troubles keeping the mazoku on stage.
Umm... whilst my helpers go looking for Xellie, lets spend sometime speaking about the background to this interview.
Now Filia is a RyuZoku. Xelloss is a Mazoku. They are opposites. Even their outfits and hair are in complimentry opposing colours.
And opposites attract.
Filia: They also neutralise eachother.
*sweatdrop* I was about to say that myself. Opposites attract and destroy eachother.
They also can combine to create a happy medium. Like Fire and Ice would make warm water! You could also argue that water would put out the fire... This is getting far too technical.
Xelloss: *Ambles on stage with a glass of water* Hallo! Yare yare... I couldn't find the drinking water. Apparently some dragon stole it all for their teapot. They must be pretty selfish, don't you think?
Filia: *Sips tea* Don't start. I'm not here to talk TO you. I'm here to talk about you namagomi.
Xelloss: *shakes head* I come here, taking time out from my busy job, try to make conversation, and I get insulted straight away.
aww... isn't that cute folks? See, they started talking to eachother straight away. SIT DOWN XELLOSS! Now that we have some orderly behaviour *Doesn't notice Xel making faces at Filia* we can ask some questions! So, what are your general thoughts toward X/F fanfiction?
*awkward silence*
Filia first?
Filia: I'd rather not be paired up with that Namagomi. He's the most egotistical, self-centered, manipulative, IMMATURE...
Xelloss: Calm down. You'll get your garters in a twist. n_n;
Filia: Pardon?!
Nevermind, lets just get on with this. Is there any X/F that you've really hated or.... liked?
Filia: I find it hard to find a viable reason for me to pair up with him, of all people. That monster, you know what he did back in the war?! I've heard things! That backstabbing monster!
Xelloss: *indifferently* I didn't think good guys were racist?
I didn't get you here so you could bicker on stage. ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!!!
Filia: Well, the ones I can just about stand are the ones where Xelloss tries to become good, or gets made good by some freak trick of nature. They're ones are when he gets into trouble with his master for such things. Especially if he dies at the end.
Xelloss: Isn't she such a friendly dragon?
Well, you answer the question then.
Xelloss: I would never attempt to be a good guy just to be with her. So I don't like those ones. I like the ones where I come along, trick her into thinking I like her, do my stuff and leave.
Filia: *twitch* What... Stuff?
Xelloss: that's a secret.
Filia: 0_0
Xelloss: Like killing her, taking val's egg... *under breath* Making evil baby Ryu for Juu-ou to use...
Filia: I heard that, Monster!
Xelloss: I'm not a monster.
Filia: are!
Xelloss: NOT!
Filia: you told me! 'don't forget, I'm a monster!'
Xelloss: No. I'm a Mazoku. Please.
Filia: same thing.
Xelloss: Well... I rather like the fanfiction, so long as Filia is shown as her barbaric, violent, gullable self.
Filia: I'LL SHOW YOU BARBARIC!
STOP IT!!!! SIT DOWN!
Is there anything you two actually like about eachother?
Filia: I don't like Xelloss one bit. *hpmh*
Xelloss: Filia's so amazingly destructive when she's angry. She has little restraint over her temper. I like that.
Filia: you're just saying that to upset me, arent you?
Xelloss: Like I said earlier. That's a secret.
I did some research and based on it, I think you two are a perfect match! Firstly, the most words spoken by yourselves in conversation in Try are to eachother!
Filia: *nods* this is true. NAMAGOMI! NAMAGOMI!
Xelloss: I have to agree with Filia. Most of our 'conversations' were little more than my response to her petty bickering.
Xelloss, what are Filia's bad points?
Xelloss: Well, she's a dragon...
Filia: You called me racist!
Xelloss: She took all the water. She's barbaric, violent, bad tempered, won't listen to a word anybody else says.
And what don't you like about her?
Both: . . .
Well, we already heard Filia's thoughts earlier.
Filia: I have MUCH more to add.
Let's talk over the Pro's and Con's of you two getting it organised, hm?
Filia: Con! He's a mazoku!
Xelloss: Con! she's a dragon!
Filia: Con, it's not going to happen.
Xelloss: Con, I have better things to do with my time
Filia: Con, I wouldn't want a mazoku look after my kids.
Xelloss: Con, I wouldn't WANT to look after her kids.
Filia: Con. Umm... It's stupid for a dragon to pair up with a mazoku.
Xelloss: Pro. I look extra Kawaii in a lot of these fics.
Filia: Con, he looks extra kawaii in a lot of these fics.
Xelloss: Pro, Filia doesn't like them
Filia: con, everyone forgets he's a MONSTER.
Xelloss: Pro, everyone remembers I'm a mazoku not a monster.
Filia: Con, angry Fanboys
Xelloss: Pro, angry fangirls.
Filia: Con. He can't love!
Xelloss: Pro, I'd get to irritate her all day
Filia: con, he'd get to irritate me all day
Xelloss: Con, I'd have to be with her all day
Filia: Pro, that would teach him to behave.
Xelloss: ...
Alright you two. Filia, what would your ideal partner be like, irrespective of Race and such?
Filia: Someone kind and caring, brave and respected. Somebody who'd help save the world. With a good sense of humour and good looking too!
Xelloss?
Filia: *cough*MALE*cough*
Xelloss: that's a secret.
Filia: I answered! You should too!
Xelloss: 'That is a secret' is an answer.
Woah, guys, you actually act like eachother. Deny it?
Xel/Fi: We don't act at all alike. HMPH!
Oh you do. Now, I want you two to either shake hands, and acknowledge eachother as civilised creatures, or kiss and never see eachother again.
Xelloss: I thought this wasn't an X/F fiction?
Filia: yeah?
Oh dear! Did I forget to mention that? It's not an X/F I just thought you two should try it.
Filia: This is your fault Xelloss!
Xelloss: Eh?! I can't help it if the author's as bad as I am
Filia: I will neither of those. I can stay here and drink tea all day if I have too.
Xelloss: Forget writing a report on Morning Glories... I would rather dress in drag and sing the whole of Disney's 'it's a small world'.
Well, guys, I'll hold you to that, what's it gonna be?
Filia/Xelloss: *look at the audience*
I don't own Slayers! please don't sue me! think of all the free advertising FanFiction creates!
Anyway, do I have a special treat for you X/F and Anti-X/F fans? Yup, we're going to find out what they think of all this fanfiction flying around about them. As you can see, seated on the left is Filia And seated on the right is... is... WAS Xelloss. Sorry, I think we're going to have some technical troubles keeping the mazoku on stage.
Umm... whilst my helpers go looking for Xellie, lets spend sometime speaking about the background to this interview.
Now Filia is a RyuZoku. Xelloss is a Mazoku. They are opposites. Even their outfits and hair are in complimentry opposing colours.
And opposites attract.
Filia: They also neutralise eachother.
*sweatdrop* I was about to say that myself. Opposites attract and destroy eachother.
They also can combine to create a happy medium. Like Fire and Ice would make warm water! You could also argue that water would put out the fire... This is getting far too technical.
Xelloss: *Ambles on stage with a glass of water* Hallo! Yare yare... I couldn't find the drinking water. Apparently some dragon stole it all for their teapot. They must be pretty selfish, don't you think?
Filia: *Sips tea* Don't start. I'm not here to talk TO you. I'm here to talk about you namagomi.
Xelloss: *shakes head* I come here, taking time out from my busy job, try to make conversation, and I get insulted straight away.
aww... isn't that cute folks? See, they started talking to eachother straight away. SIT DOWN XELLOSS! Now that we have some orderly behaviour *Doesn't notice Xel making faces at Filia* we can ask some questions! So, what are your general thoughts toward X/F fanfiction?
*awkward silence*
Filia first?
Filia: I'd rather not be paired up with that Namagomi. He's the most egotistical, self-centered, manipulative, IMMATURE...
Xelloss: Calm down. You'll get your garters in a twist. n_n;
Filia: Pardon?!
Nevermind, lets just get on with this. Is there any X/F that you've really hated or.... liked?
Filia: I find it hard to find a viable reason for me to pair up with him, of all people. That monster, you know what he did back in the war?! I've heard things! That backstabbing monster!
Xelloss: *indifferently* I didn't think good guys were racist?
I didn't get you here so you could bicker on stage. ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!!!
Filia: Well, the ones I can just about stand are the ones where Xelloss tries to become good, or gets made good by some freak trick of nature. They're ones are when he gets into trouble with his master for such things. Especially if he dies at the end.
Xelloss: Isn't she such a friendly dragon?
Well, you answer the question then.
Xelloss: I would never attempt to be a good guy just to be with her. So I don't like those ones. I like the ones where I come along, trick her into thinking I like her, do my stuff and leave.
Filia: *twitch* What... Stuff?
Xelloss: that's a secret.
Filia: 0_0
Xelloss: Like killing her, taking val's egg... *under breath* Making evil baby Ryu for Juu-ou to use...
Filia: I heard that, Monster!
Xelloss: I'm not a monster.
Filia: are!
Xelloss: NOT!
Filia: you told me! 'don't forget, I'm a monster!'
Xelloss: No. I'm a Mazoku. Please.
Filia: same thing.
Xelloss: Well... I rather like the fanfiction, so long as Filia is shown as her barbaric, violent, gullable self.
Filia: I'LL SHOW YOU BARBARIC!
STOP IT!!!! SIT DOWN!
Is there anything you two actually like about eachother?
Filia: I don't like Xelloss one bit. *hpmh*
Xelloss: Filia's so amazingly destructive when she's angry. She has little restraint over her temper. I like that.
Filia: you're just saying that to upset me, arent you?
Xelloss: Like I said earlier. That's a secret.
I did some research and based on it, I think you two are a perfect match! Firstly, the most words spoken by yourselves in conversation in Try are to eachother!
Filia: *nods* this is true. NAMAGOMI! NAMAGOMI!
Xelloss: I have to agree with Filia. Most of our 'conversations' were little more than my response to her petty bickering.
Xelloss, what are Filia's bad points?
Xelloss: Well, she's a dragon...
Filia: You called me racist!
Xelloss: She took all the water. She's barbaric, violent, bad tempered, won't listen to a word anybody else says.
And what don't you like about her?
Both: . . .
Well, we already heard Filia's thoughts earlier.
Filia: I have MUCH more to add.
Let's talk over the Pro's and Con's of you two getting it organised, hm?
Filia: Con! He's a mazoku!
Xelloss: Con! she's a dragon!
Filia: Con, it's not going to happen.
Xelloss: Con, I have better things to do with my time
Filia: Con, I wouldn't want a mazoku look after my kids.
Xelloss: Con, I wouldn't WANT to look after her kids.
Filia: Con. Umm... It's stupid for a dragon to pair up with a mazoku.
Xelloss: Pro. I look extra Kawaii in a lot of these fics.
Filia: Con, he looks extra kawaii in a lot of these fics.
Xelloss: Pro, Filia doesn't like them
Filia: con, everyone forgets he's a MONSTER.
Xelloss: Pro, everyone remembers I'm a mazoku not a monster.
Filia: Con, angry Fanboys
Xelloss: Pro, angry fangirls.
Filia: Con. He can't love!
Xelloss: Pro, I'd get to irritate her all day
Filia: con, he'd get to irritate me all day
Xelloss: Con, I'd have to be with her all day
Filia: Pro, that would teach him to behave.
Xelloss: ...
Alright you two. Filia, what would your ideal partner be like, irrespective of Race and such?
Filia: Someone kind and caring, brave and respected. Somebody who'd help save the world. With a good sense of humour and good looking too!
Xelloss?
Filia: *cough*MALE*cough*
Xelloss: that's a secret.
Filia: I answered! You should too!
Xelloss: 'That is a secret' is an answer.
Woah, guys, you actually act like eachother. Deny it?
Xel/Fi: We don't act at all alike. HMPH!
Oh you do. Now, I want you two to either shake hands, and acknowledge eachother as civilised creatures, or kiss and never see eachother again.
Xelloss: I thought this wasn't an X/F fiction?
Filia: yeah?
Oh dear! Did I forget to mention that? It's not an X/F I just thought you two should try it.
Filia: This is your fault Xelloss!
Xelloss: Eh?! I can't help it if the author's as bad as I am
Filia: I will neither of those. I can stay here and drink tea all day if I have too.
Xelloss: Forget writing a report on Morning Glories... I would rather dress in drag and sing the whole of Disney's 'it's a small world'.
Well, guys, I'll hold you to that, what's it gonna be?
Filia/Xelloss: *look at the audience*