Disclaimer: I STILL haven't saved enough money to buy the rights to Slayers.
*****
Well, the two are still here. We're going to spare the audience of Xel's threat, I mean, I've no problem with him dressing in drag, but that song. Ugh!
Filia's drinking tea in that corner and Xelloss... *looks around* XELLOSS! you're not leaving until this is finished.
Xelloss: *comes back on stage with a box of paper* I was going to get started on my essay.
Yes, well, Throw that aside for a minute. We've been ravaged out back. Phonecalls, emails and Faxes...
Xelloss: *nudges Filia* Whats those?
Filia: No idea. Now let me be namagomi.
But it seems people aren't happy with what you two are saying! So, answer me these questions.
Xelloss: *furiously busy writing about flowers*
Don't ignore me. Now why is it that you always pick on Filia?
Xelloss: *looks up from his report and bites the quill pen* ugh, feathery. That's a secret.
Do you WANT me to make this into an X/F fiction? Because I have the power.
Xelloss: She's fun to pick on! Ah, how often can you make someone so angry they could destroy a whole town? You'd prefer it if I picked on Amelia and got the 'Mazoku destroying lecture of justice and general praise to love and life'?
But Xel, aren't you just using that as an excuse to be near her?
Xelloss: No, I do it because I want to.
To be near Filia, gotcha ^.~
Xelloss *ignores the author and goes back to the pile of paper*
Moving on! Filia! You know Xelloss is a mazoku, so you expect him to be annoying. With that in mind, why does he get to you so easily?
Filia: *sighs and puts her tea down* He's not just any old mazoku don't forget. He's a demon among demons. It infuriates me that I'd have to associate with such a creature.
Even though you like him?
Filia: NO! He's just annoying. Okay?
Xelloss: Thank you.
Hey, Xelloss, same goes for you. Filia seems to be the only person that upsets you. Why?
Xelloss: I know where this question is heading, and well, would you like the only person that gets you annoyed?!
That doesn't answer the question.
Xelloss: Eh, well... *scratches head* How many other people in the series talk to me like that?
Okay... Um... Zelgadiss, you didn't react to Valgaav insulting you..
Xelloss: Zelgadiss I expect. Valgaav, I was fighting against, so I expected it. Filia on the other hand, I didn't do anything to deserve it!
So why did you save her when you were fighting Val?
Xelloss: *sweatdrops* So I could... drop a heavy... dragon... on him...
Filia: *Snatches up Mace-sama* What was that Namagomi?!
Xelloss: *eyes mace-sama* Oh, it appears that Golden Dragons are deaf as well as violent.
BEFORE a fight starts out, lets more on once again. Filia you say mazoku cannot love.
Filia: Obiviously. *snorts and goes back to her tea*
Xelloss, what do you got to say about that?
Xelloss: That is a se..
This WILL be X/F if you say that!
Xelloss: A Ryuuzoku can hate. That one hates me. *points at Filia*
I get you Xel. Hows that report getting along?
Xelloss: I stopped it because we were talking about Filia-baka!
Come on guys. look, Either give eachother a little apologetic hug, kiss then never see eachother again...or stay doing what your doing all day.
Xelloss: *goes back to his report*
Filia: *turns away*
Well, still no resolution here. What should they do?
*****
Well, the two are still here. We're going to spare the audience of Xel's threat, I mean, I've no problem with him dressing in drag, but that song. Ugh!
Filia's drinking tea in that corner and Xelloss... *looks around* XELLOSS! you're not leaving until this is finished.
Xelloss: *comes back on stage with a box of paper* I was going to get started on my essay.
Yes, well, Throw that aside for a minute. We've been ravaged out back. Phonecalls, emails and Faxes...
Xelloss: *nudges Filia* Whats those?
Filia: No idea. Now let me be namagomi.
But it seems people aren't happy with what you two are saying! So, answer me these questions.
Xelloss: *furiously busy writing about flowers*
Don't ignore me. Now why is it that you always pick on Filia?
Xelloss: *looks up from his report and bites the quill pen* ugh, feathery. That's a secret.
Do you WANT me to make this into an X/F fiction? Because I have the power.
Xelloss: She's fun to pick on! Ah, how often can you make someone so angry they could destroy a whole town? You'd prefer it if I picked on Amelia and got the 'Mazoku destroying lecture of justice and general praise to love and life'?
But Xel, aren't you just using that as an excuse to be near her?
Xelloss: No, I do it because I want to.
To be near Filia, gotcha ^.~
Xelloss *ignores the author and goes back to the pile of paper*
Moving on! Filia! You know Xelloss is a mazoku, so you expect him to be annoying. With that in mind, why does he get to you so easily?
Filia: *sighs and puts her tea down* He's not just any old mazoku don't forget. He's a demon among demons. It infuriates me that I'd have to associate with such a creature.
Even though you like him?
Filia: NO! He's just annoying. Okay?
Xelloss: Thank you.
Hey, Xelloss, same goes for you. Filia seems to be the only person that upsets you. Why?
Xelloss: I know where this question is heading, and well, would you like the only person that gets you annoyed?!
That doesn't answer the question.
Xelloss: Eh, well... *scratches head* How many other people in the series talk to me like that?
Okay... Um... Zelgadiss, you didn't react to Valgaav insulting you..
Xelloss: Zelgadiss I expect. Valgaav, I was fighting against, so I expected it. Filia on the other hand, I didn't do anything to deserve it!
So why did you save her when you were fighting Val?
Xelloss: *sweatdrops* So I could... drop a heavy... dragon... on him...
Filia: *Snatches up Mace-sama* What was that Namagomi?!
Xelloss: *eyes mace-sama* Oh, it appears that Golden Dragons are deaf as well as violent.
BEFORE a fight starts out, lets more on once again. Filia you say mazoku cannot love.
Filia: Obiviously. *snorts and goes back to her tea*
Xelloss, what do you got to say about that?
Xelloss: That is a se..
This WILL be X/F if you say that!
Xelloss: A Ryuuzoku can hate. That one hates me. *points at Filia*
I get you Xel. Hows that report getting along?
Xelloss: I stopped it because we were talking about Filia-baka!
Come on guys. look, Either give eachother a little apologetic hug, kiss then never see eachother again...or stay doing what your doing all day.
Xelloss: *goes back to his report*
Filia: *turns away*
Well, still no resolution here. What should they do?