Disclaimer:
Aww maaaan. Do I have to do this yet again?
Xel: *nod* besides I wouldn't want to be property of you anyway and if you don't do it...
I Don't own Slayers. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! My muses are mean!
Xel: Thats what you get for choosing mazoku muses.
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Well, here we are again, and I must say Xelloss, that report is very nicely done. Very detailed, lots of drawings.
Xelloss: Thank you. I find it far more absorbing than dealing with selfish RyuuZoku.
Filia: *tail pops out, bares fangs* NAMAGOMI!
Xelloss: *glances up from his report, not bothered* yare yare... haven't you thought up something original by now?
Filia: I'll show you something original! *starts to transform*
Xelloss: *Gives Filia the one eye open amused look* You really want to be naked infront of all these people?
Filia: *in dragon form* SHUT UP! ZEROSUUUUUU!
Umm...uhh... guys! GUYS! hang on a sec...
*Sign appears saying 'we are currently experiencing technical difficulties we will return shortly' with cheezy happy music and a picture of a chibi dragon chasing a chibi mazoku. - crashing and banging ensues.
A little later the scene returns to normal, Xelloss rubbing a little cross band-aid on his head and Filia glaring at him.*
NOW can I continue? Thank you.
More questions from the audience for you two! You're going to like this one.
Xelloss, Lina Inverse is equally destructive, if not more so than Filia. So why not bother her instead?
Xelloss: That is a se...
Once more, and you WILL be punished.
Xelloss: Lina-san? She has a much better sense of self control and it's not so easy for me to rile her.
Filia: Not to mention she could toast you with a dragon slave.
Xelloss: I don't think so. She takes my teasing in goodwill.
Umm... *sweatdrops* Lina, more self control than Filia? *edges away from Filia slightly* ooookay. Next question. Filia, you can do the whole teleporting thing too, right? So why don't you just get away from him?
Xelloss: *smirk*
Filia: Well, when we were after darkstar I had no choice but to stay with Lina's group and HE *points* just HAD to join in, didn't he?! I normally do now. Besides, being the evil mazoku he is, he could probably follow me wherever I go.
Xelloss: now why would I want to follow a /dragon/?
Who knows? um ... The one asking these questions also wanted to know if you remembered the author brand truth serum?
Xelloss/filia: WHO COULD FORGET!
*snickers* Maybe a seperate fic to redose you both on that, um... since we were on the subject then, Xelloss, which do you prefer. X/F, X/L, X/A, X/Z or something else perhaps? ~.^
Xelloss: That's a secret!
You're going to regret saying that in a minute, buddy. Well, how about Martina? Sylphiel perhaps? Gaav? Rezo?
Xelloss: All of those people have more in common with me than Filia.
Riiiiiiiiiight. Just for that secret comment, stand up.
Xelloss: *stands up*
Kiss Filia.
Filia: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie! *scrambles over the sofa weilding mace-sama* Don't touch me you freak!
Xelloss: *turns away* There's no need to be like that, I have no intention to.
*AHEM* Do it. Or I'll .... *whipsers to Xelloss*
Xelloss: *Horrifed look and steps toward Filia*
Filia: Nooooooooo! Don't! STAY AWAY!
X X X X X X X X Time for a commercial break!X X X X X X X X X
**************
*jingle starts*
Is your house smelling bad?
won't some thing to clean it make you glad?
well, our latest product,
here you go,
Fibreeze, made by,
Smellmaster Phibbrizzo!
**************
Xelloss: 0_o;
*Waves* hi, I hope you're enjoying the show so far ^-^
If you have suggestions for questions (or anything else) let me know!
Feel free to ask anything, I have no worries about making the two uncomfortable on stage.
The more feedback I get on this ficcie, the more I'll be enthusiastic about writing more!
Aww maaaan. Do I have to do this yet again?
Xel: *nod* besides I wouldn't want to be property of you anyway and if you don't do it...
I Don't own Slayers. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! My muses are mean!
Xel: Thats what you get for choosing mazoku muses.
---------------------------------------------------
Well, here we are again, and I must say Xelloss, that report is very nicely done. Very detailed, lots of drawings.
Xelloss: Thank you. I find it far more absorbing than dealing with selfish RyuuZoku.
Filia: *tail pops out, bares fangs* NAMAGOMI!
Xelloss: *glances up from his report, not bothered* yare yare... haven't you thought up something original by now?
Filia: I'll show you something original! *starts to transform*
Xelloss: *Gives Filia the one eye open amused look* You really want to be naked infront of all these people?
Filia: *in dragon form* SHUT UP! ZEROSUUUUUU!
Umm...uhh... guys! GUYS! hang on a sec...
*Sign appears saying 'we are currently experiencing technical difficulties we will return shortly' with cheezy happy music and a picture of a chibi dragon chasing a chibi mazoku. - crashing and banging ensues.
A little later the scene returns to normal, Xelloss rubbing a little cross band-aid on his head and Filia glaring at him.*
NOW can I continue? Thank you.
More questions from the audience for you two! You're going to like this one.
Xelloss, Lina Inverse is equally destructive, if not more so than Filia. So why not bother her instead?
Xelloss: That is a se...
Once more, and you WILL be punished.
Xelloss: Lina-san? She has a much better sense of self control and it's not so easy for me to rile her.
Filia: Not to mention she could toast you with a dragon slave.
Xelloss: I don't think so. She takes my teasing in goodwill.
Umm... *sweatdrops* Lina, more self control than Filia? *edges away from Filia slightly* ooookay. Next question. Filia, you can do the whole teleporting thing too, right? So why don't you just get away from him?
Xelloss: *smirk*
Filia: Well, when we were after darkstar I had no choice but to stay with Lina's group and HE *points* just HAD to join in, didn't he?! I normally do now. Besides, being the evil mazoku he is, he could probably follow me wherever I go.
Xelloss: now why would I want to follow a /dragon/?
Who knows? um ... The one asking these questions also wanted to know if you remembered the author brand truth serum?
Xelloss/filia: WHO COULD FORGET!
*snickers* Maybe a seperate fic to redose you both on that, um... since we were on the subject then, Xelloss, which do you prefer. X/F, X/L, X/A, X/Z or something else perhaps? ~.^
Xelloss: That's a secret!
You're going to regret saying that in a minute, buddy. Well, how about Martina? Sylphiel perhaps? Gaav? Rezo?
Xelloss: All of those people have more in common with me than Filia.
Riiiiiiiiiight. Just for that secret comment, stand up.
Xelloss: *stands up*
Kiss Filia.
Filia: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie! *scrambles over the sofa weilding mace-sama* Don't touch me you freak!
Xelloss: *turns away* There's no need to be like that, I have no intention to.
*AHEM* Do it. Or I'll .... *whipsers to Xelloss*
Xelloss: *Horrifed look and steps toward Filia*
Filia: Nooooooooo! Don't! STAY AWAY!
X X X X X X X X Time for a commercial break!X X X X X X X X X
**************
*jingle starts*
Is your house smelling bad?
won't some thing to clean it make you glad?
well, our latest product,
here you go,
Fibreeze, made by,
Smellmaster Phibbrizzo!
**************
Xelloss: 0_o;
*Waves* hi, I hope you're enjoying the show so far ^-^
If you have suggestions for questions (or anything else) let me know!
Feel free to ask anything, I have no worries about making the two uncomfortable on stage.
The more feedback I get on this ficcie, the more I'll be enthusiastic about writing more!