Disclaimer: I don't own either Xelloss or Filia. (I think they own eachother ¬.^ )
Audience Member: It's not fair to 'punish' Xelloss while at the same time punishing Filia who didn't do anything.
Xelloss: I know, the author is terrible.
You what? *twitch*
Xelloss: Nothing Author-san.
Minimerc: *runs on to stage and pushes Xelloss at Filia*
You two better kiss or I'll take Valgaav away and sing all about Love Justice and Truth until it makes you throw up!
Xelloss: *sweatdrops* I don't want to kiss those lizard lips.
Filia: *raises mace-sama* Don't touch me mazoku.
You know, I could go get Amelia...
Xelloss: Fine, I'll kiss Filia, okay?
Filia: Don't you dare come one step closer you little creep.
Xelloss: *blows Filia a kiss then sits down*
Uhh.. dammit. Smartass. Next time, I'll make you have to touch her!
Still, Three people have raised the next point. So answer.
Xelloss, you always seem to be flirting with Filia. "Now that's the Filia-san i know." you said at the Darkstar battle. What did you mean by "Now that's the dragon I love?"
Xelloss: Don't you just hate it when someone you don't like won't let you be?
Filia: he obviously said that for the annoyance value.
Hang on Filia. Yeah, but Xelloss, she gave you that nice soft smile she only saves for you everyonce and awhile.
Xelloss: Thats Filia's business. Not mine.
Filia: *blushes* Well, by then I realised that we had a common goal to save the world from Darkstar. I was happy when I realised Mazoku weren't out to destroy the world then. Besides, I was trying to be... well... you know. We didn't have any choice but to get along reasonably well. And that...um... I I never thought a Mazoku would be capable of realising that.
Um, back to the questions. Could it be that the reason you guys argue all the time is because of your difference of opinion. And you know what everyone says, "Opposites do attract" Look at Zel and Amelia. Gourry and Lina.
Filia: That doesn't always work out.
Xelloss: Well, Lina and Gourry have a fair bit in common. Like their food consumption rate. Their general food consumption full stop. They're both pretty good with a sword too. As for Amelia and Zelgadiss... They both um... well, they just make a good team, unlike me and Filia, we always quarrel. Ah, yes, they use the same type of magic too.
Filia: true. true.
More from the audience guys... Filia don't say that Mazoku's can't love. No one knows that for sure. Well, Since we have a mazoku on hand to ask....
Xelloss: Oh, yes, we can love. I love teasing Filia!
*grumbles* moving on I think! Filia, It's easier for him to get you riled up because he knows you like him. If you don't like him, then tell me why you tried to help him?
Filia: because I'm on the side of good. Standing there and watching Xelloss get killed by Valgaav is most certainly a mazoku attitude.
Same for you Xellos. If you didn't like Filia, then why didn't you just kill her when you had the chance?
Xelloss: Because, I wasn't told to. Anyway, I never said I disliked her enough to kill her, I just said I don't like her. Besides, we needed her in the Darkstar battle.
Wouldn't you say that the evidence points to the fact that you to could at least be friends? Look, Xel, Fi, don't take this the wrong way, but on my bedroom wall I have a nice poster of you two together. I also got that figure of you filia, it comes with the cutest lil chibi xelloss!
Xelloss: I know you also have a poster with me and Valgaav on, what are you implying?
ho hum... nothing...
Audience Member: I have a question. Ahem. Filia, the ridiculously overwhelming percentage of fan works out there have you paired up with Xelloss, with a sprinkling of Valgaav. Does this wasteland barren of creativity bother you any? Are there any alternatives you would like to see explored? Of course, this is the opposite for Xelloss, who gets paired up with anything that has a heartbeat. And sometimes things that don't.
Filia: Does it bother me? Well, I'm ... I don't pay much attention really! I think Valgaav is quite impossible. I'm going to raise him as if I were his mother.
Alternatives... alternatives. Well that would be a nice change. How about another Dragon or even a human?
Xelloss: without a heartbeat? 0.o
You mean a dragon like Milgasia?
Filia: Milgasia... Milgasia.... Oh! I know him. He's a really nice guy. I guess that wouldn't be too bad! It'd make good reading if Xelloss got jealous.
Xelloss: Why would I get jealous? Besides, If Milgasia did get on my bad side, which he wouldn't because he's scared of me, that would be a pretty boring story with the death of the guy in the first few lines, don't you think?
Filia: *ignores Xelloss* And humans... I don't mean like Gourry. he's too.. um...
Stupid?
Filia: yes. I suppose a Zelgadiss one would be halfway passable. You know, I do feel sorry for him sometimes. But thats not really ideal. A lot of fanfic writers could explore the route of original characters too. I read one lately that was very good!
Then I could be portrayed as an independant strong willed single woman. I don't really care what they do with the namagomi.
Question for Xelloss. same as Filia, but the opposite way round.
Xelloss: That is the result of fangirls... and boys living out their fantasies through fanfiction writing. Obviously I don't agree with them all. I also get repeatedly killed and punished and suffer terribly. But you know what they say. Fanfiction writers do such things as it gives them more to write about their favourite character. Such is the price of being popular. Oh well.
Whilst we're lingering about this subject, Xelloss, what IS your relationship like with The Greater Beast?
Xelloss: Juu-ou sama? Secret! thats what it's like!
Aww... not even a little bit on info on how well you two get along. And IF you say 'that its secret' just once more... I'll think up something terrible. How about a Xelloss/Sherret... I mean Ferra... I mean Sherra. dammit. a Xelloss/Sherra fic, hm? Now, about you and Zelas?
Xelloss: That is a secr...... is highly confidential information.
I guess I should let you off for that one -_-;;
Xelloss: *powerposes behind the author*
I still haven't reached any firm conclusions yet. Do you two like eachother or not?!
Xelloss/filia: Hmph! *xelloss goes back to his report, Filia sips tea*
yeesh. I'm kaput. I need water. There will be more ^-^ I'm not letting them leave until I get some sort answer.
Thanks to all those who provided questions and ideas... keep 'em coming.
Xelloss: or don't.
'cuse me little boy, I'm trying to finish up this part. *waves* after the break. Oh, have I got a suprise for these two!!
Audience Member: It's not fair to 'punish' Xelloss while at the same time punishing Filia who didn't do anything.
Xelloss: I know, the author is terrible.
You what? *twitch*
Xelloss: Nothing Author-san.
Minimerc: *runs on to stage and pushes Xelloss at Filia*
You two better kiss or I'll take Valgaav away and sing all about Love Justice and Truth until it makes you throw up!
Xelloss: *sweatdrops* I don't want to kiss those lizard lips.
Filia: *raises mace-sama* Don't touch me mazoku.
You know, I could go get Amelia...
Xelloss: Fine, I'll kiss Filia, okay?
Filia: Don't you dare come one step closer you little creep.
Xelloss: *blows Filia a kiss then sits down*
Uhh.. dammit. Smartass. Next time, I'll make you have to touch her!
Still, Three people have raised the next point. So answer.
Xelloss, you always seem to be flirting with Filia. "Now that's the Filia-san i know." you said at the Darkstar battle. What did you mean by "Now that's the dragon I love?"
Xelloss: Don't you just hate it when someone you don't like won't let you be?
Filia: he obviously said that for the annoyance value.
Hang on Filia. Yeah, but Xelloss, she gave you that nice soft smile she only saves for you everyonce and awhile.
Xelloss: Thats Filia's business. Not mine.
Filia: *blushes* Well, by then I realised that we had a common goal to save the world from Darkstar. I was happy when I realised Mazoku weren't out to destroy the world then. Besides, I was trying to be... well... you know. We didn't have any choice but to get along reasonably well. And that...um... I I never thought a Mazoku would be capable of realising that.
Um, back to the questions. Could it be that the reason you guys argue all the time is because of your difference of opinion. And you know what everyone says, "Opposites do attract" Look at Zel and Amelia. Gourry and Lina.
Filia: That doesn't always work out.
Xelloss: Well, Lina and Gourry have a fair bit in common. Like their food consumption rate. Their general food consumption full stop. They're both pretty good with a sword too. As for Amelia and Zelgadiss... They both um... well, they just make a good team, unlike me and Filia, we always quarrel. Ah, yes, they use the same type of magic too.
Filia: true. true.
More from the audience guys... Filia don't say that Mazoku's can't love. No one knows that for sure. Well, Since we have a mazoku on hand to ask....
Xelloss: Oh, yes, we can love. I love teasing Filia!
*grumbles* moving on I think! Filia, It's easier for him to get you riled up because he knows you like him. If you don't like him, then tell me why you tried to help him?
Filia: because I'm on the side of good. Standing there and watching Xelloss get killed by Valgaav is most certainly a mazoku attitude.
Same for you Xellos. If you didn't like Filia, then why didn't you just kill her when you had the chance?
Xelloss: Because, I wasn't told to. Anyway, I never said I disliked her enough to kill her, I just said I don't like her. Besides, we needed her in the Darkstar battle.
Wouldn't you say that the evidence points to the fact that you to could at least be friends? Look, Xel, Fi, don't take this the wrong way, but on my bedroom wall I have a nice poster of you two together. I also got that figure of you filia, it comes with the cutest lil chibi xelloss!
Xelloss: I know you also have a poster with me and Valgaav on, what are you implying?
ho hum... nothing...
Audience Member: I have a question. Ahem. Filia, the ridiculously overwhelming percentage of fan works out there have you paired up with Xelloss, with a sprinkling of Valgaav. Does this wasteland barren of creativity bother you any? Are there any alternatives you would like to see explored? Of course, this is the opposite for Xelloss, who gets paired up with anything that has a heartbeat. And sometimes things that don't.
Filia: Does it bother me? Well, I'm ... I don't pay much attention really! I think Valgaav is quite impossible. I'm going to raise him as if I were his mother.
Alternatives... alternatives. Well that would be a nice change. How about another Dragon or even a human?
Xelloss: without a heartbeat? 0.o
You mean a dragon like Milgasia?
Filia: Milgasia... Milgasia.... Oh! I know him. He's a really nice guy. I guess that wouldn't be too bad! It'd make good reading if Xelloss got jealous.
Xelloss: Why would I get jealous? Besides, If Milgasia did get on my bad side, which he wouldn't because he's scared of me, that would be a pretty boring story with the death of the guy in the first few lines, don't you think?
Filia: *ignores Xelloss* And humans... I don't mean like Gourry. he's too.. um...
Stupid?
Filia: yes. I suppose a Zelgadiss one would be halfway passable. You know, I do feel sorry for him sometimes. But thats not really ideal. A lot of fanfic writers could explore the route of original characters too. I read one lately that was very good!
Then I could be portrayed as an independant strong willed single woman. I don't really care what they do with the namagomi.
Question for Xelloss. same as Filia, but the opposite way round.
Xelloss: That is the result of fangirls... and boys living out their fantasies through fanfiction writing. Obviously I don't agree with them all. I also get repeatedly killed and punished and suffer terribly. But you know what they say. Fanfiction writers do such things as it gives them more to write about their favourite character. Such is the price of being popular. Oh well.
Whilst we're lingering about this subject, Xelloss, what IS your relationship like with The Greater Beast?
Xelloss: Juu-ou sama? Secret! thats what it's like!
Aww... not even a little bit on info on how well you two get along. And IF you say 'that its secret' just once more... I'll think up something terrible. How about a Xelloss/Sherret... I mean Ferra... I mean Sherra. dammit. a Xelloss/Sherra fic, hm? Now, about you and Zelas?
Xelloss: That is a secr...... is highly confidential information.
I guess I should let you off for that one -_-;;
Xelloss: *powerposes behind the author*
I still haven't reached any firm conclusions yet. Do you two like eachother or not?!
Xelloss/filia: Hmph! *xelloss goes back to his report, Filia sips tea*
yeesh. I'm kaput. I need water. There will be more ^-^ I'm not letting them leave until I get some sort answer.
Thanks to all those who provided questions and ideas... keep 'em coming.
Xelloss: or don't.
'cuse me little boy, I'm trying to finish up this part. *waves* after the break. Oh, have I got a suprise for these two!!