Mwahaha. I don't own any rights to Slayers, and I'm not making any profit out of these fanworks, BUT *Fuzzyflyingtackleglomps Xelloss* he is under my control! Ehehehehe! And I wuv 'im! Yeeeeeeees I do!
Xelloss: *sweatdrops at rabid fangirl* I think I prefer Filia-san.
*Still glomped on*
Xelloss: *poke poke* Oi... oi... Zee... the fic... *poke* Zee... *warps on to Filia's lap*
Filia: Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Xello-sama...where'd ya go....? Doko wa?
Filia: Get off me..NAMAGOMI!!!!! *takes a good swing with mace-sama. Xelloss flies through the ceiling. Then falls back on to his chair.*
Dammit, the fic! Ahem, hey folks. Sorry about that ^^;; Lina and co will be along at some point. I was going to invite them earlier on, but there's too many restaurants en route.
Filia: Do you have to?
Xelloss: Even Amelia?
Even Amelia.
Now guys... I think this is an excellent question, from Ruby Moon Metallium.
Xelloss: why does everyone call themselves Metallium?
Coz it's a cool name? And I do it because you're my anime husband!
Xelloss: I am NOT!
Yeah you are. you kawaii little akuma you... yes you!
Xelloss: *sigh* the fic?
Oh, Ruby's question. Ahem.
If you were both humans but you both still had the same personallity, would you ever consider to date each other? Remember, neither of you were or ever would be a Mazoku or a Dragon.
Filia: . . .
Xelloss: you know you were going on about me being Kawaii?
Oh, no no no. You wanted me to stop that. So answer the question.
Xelloss: *writes more of his essay*
Filia: If that was the case, he'd be a mass murderer or something. So no.
Xelloss: *shakes head* If I was human Filia would land major damage with that mace of hers. So no.
Those are really really lame answers guys. Besides if you were human Xello-sama, you'd avoid making her mad enough to do that, no?
Xelloss: And then I'd have a different personallity!
*grumbles* I know thats true... But come on, Filia, are there any of Xelloss' personality traits you could bear with in a human partner?
Filia: maybe his sense of humour if it wasn't always directed at me!
Xelloss?
Xelloss: Why, her destructiveness of course!
how about the next question? Umm... *points in the audience* you?
Dark fire angel: *Snickers* Me! Me! I got a question! *Jumps up and down on stage* Oooooooh Filia? *Walks to Fi and winks an eye at her* Ok, if your are positive you don't like Xelly, how come he is able to annoy you? If you don't like him then it shouldn't matter to you what he says... right? You should just ignore him, but you don't! You always end up fighting back!
Filia: I won't be out done by a mazoku. Particularly that one.
Xelloss: See? She takes me so personally!
I noticed. *sigh* thats because she likes you and her arguing with you is just her way of denying it in a fashion that should make it seem as if you two hate eachother. Denial.
Next part of your question?
Dark fire angel: And as for you Xelly... *Giggles as she nears him* Filia is about the only character, if not the only, to be able to annoy YOU, the ever-genki mazoku... why do you let her get to you? ^-^
Xelloss: >.< eso un secreto! ^.~
*Large demon head* ANSWER HER QUESTION!
Xelloss: *depression lines* She just gets to me.
Why?
Xelloss: *mutters something about stupid gullable humans then naive and annoying dragons spoiling everything.*
Filia: *spotlight* Because I was there you couldn't use Lina's group for your evil schemes.
Xelloss: You used them instead.
Filia: You're just bitter because some one beat you to it.
Xelloss: *Evil smile and sly look* Filia, you would make such a mazoku!
*sits and reads Xelloss' essay* no wonder! I plant them way to early in the year!
Filia: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Xelloss: I said you'd make a perfect mazoku Filia-san n_n;;
Filia: oh really? Well... *reaches for mace-sama* Where...? *Lifts her skirt and searches for the lost mace*
Xelloss: *falls off his chair laughing* Nice view, Filia-san!
Filia: IYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *drops skirt and flumps on chair* PERVERT NAMAGOMI!!!!!!!
Xelloss: *Still laughing*
Filia: WHERE'S MY MACE?!?!
Xelloss: *glances at the author, reading his essay* Aaah, sore wa himitsu desu!
Filia: Why you...
Xelloss: I think I left something in the oven... *Zips backstage*
Filia: I... Will.... kill.... him! *also dashes backstage.*
Well, um... I guess this calls for another commerical bre....
*dustclouds, stars, crashing and banging backstage*
Time for another break methinks!.... eheheh... roll the ad. *Runs backstage*
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Xelloss: 0.o Who's sponsoring this event?
Guess?
Xelloss: Ruby eye shabranigdu-sama?
Naaah. wrong. Anyways... more questions.... raise some more points to our interviewees.... and we'll be back on shortly! The guests should arrive soon too.
Xelloss: why am I out here? Isn't Filia dustcloud fighting herself out there now?
ooooooooooh yeah. *throws Xelloss backstage* you'd better get back out there! ^-^ aww... what a couple they make. *snickers and pulls out a bag* in here... truth serum... wedding dress... love potion... drive through chapel... @_@ don't ask how that fits in the bag... Awww! Xello-sama's suit! I adore him in that. It's all purple dontcha know? Hehe... I can't wait to get on to the next part of the show. Anything else I could use? Any thing any one wants to ask? Ya all better hurry before they destroy the place and *ducks and teleports out of the path of flying debris* escape...
lol, I'm having so much fun writing this fic!!