Disclaimer: Once again another day has passed and I sitll don't own slayers.

*peeks out from backstage* Has the ad finished? *CRASH* They're fighting Minimerc. *ducks more debris* Xelloss has hidden mace-sama and won't tell Fi where he put it. *more banging around* Halfling rogue, Anybody who goes to that store obvious deserves what they get for even thinking of it. *ducks yet more random objects* eheheee... Roll another ad... *dashes out back once more* WILL YOU TWO KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO HOST A ......

*Picture of Dynast and Sherra*
The abilitly to revive lost minions... - priceless.
For everything else, there's Mazokucard.

*Sighs as Xel and Filia settle back in place* Lina's still eating ^^;; so lets get on with this shall we guys?

Xelloss: When I finish my report, can I go?

Maybe. depends when you finish it.

Xelloss: Done it.

No then. Anyway I have some more questions,

Xelloss: You always have some questions

this time from Digi-riven.

What would you two do if your roles were reversed hmmm?

Xelloss: If I was a dragon and she was a Mazoku?

Filia: I'd destroy him, thats what, using my unfair mazoku-ness!

Xelloss: You'd have to learn to do what you're told first.

Filia: I do! I just don't what you say

Xelloss: oh, really?

Ahem! riven-chan's next question!!

What would you two do if Zee decided to magically bind you to each other?

Xelloss: *Death to Dragons glare at Zee*

Xellieeeeeeee! Don't glare at me! Aieeeeeeeeee! It wasn't me!

Xelloss: Well, if that happened I'd... Um...

Filia: I'd beat him to a bloddy pulp!

Xelloss: *To the author* I'd rip you up with a Zelas Brid, that's what!

*shudder* okay okay... *grumbles* Why did she suggest.... *evil grin and wink at Xelloss* You know what I'm thinking?

Xelloss: Unforunately, yes. just file that away in your list of future fanfics, and get on with it.

*snaps fingers and Xelloss and Filia are teleported centrestage holding hands*

Filia: Nooooooooo! *socks Xel in the face with her other hand* LET ME GO NAMAGOMI!

Xelloss: no, you let go! *tries to pull away*

*snickers like the mazoku-authoress she is*

Filia: GET HIM OFF ME! >.<*

Xelloss: n_n;; this is kind of nice, dont you think, Filia-san?

Filia: IYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *faints*

*takes the spell off* lets get back to business!

Xelloss: Oh my. *goes back to his seat* I guess she's fallen for me.

Filia: *goes groggily back to her seat*

NOT A WORD GUYS! Right, next question...

Xelloss what would you do if someone proposed to Filia?

Xelloss: Celebrate fanfiction authors' creativity

Filia what would you do if someone proposed to Xellos?

FIlia: Send that person a condolences card with my deepest sympathy.

Xelloss: *looks hurt* That is an extremely mean thing to say Filia-san

Filia: Well, it's true.

Xelloss: I guess I should have expected a drago...

Another question! Anyone?

Crystal Dream:*coughs* Hello! I am Crystal Dream, but most call me Rie. Oh yeah...question. This one's directed toward Filia! In that episode about the town that banned dragons, Xelloss insulted you and your people pretty badly. But...if you don't care about him or his opinions, then why did you let that get to you so much? I mean, you looked like you were going to have a nervous breakdown over what he said! What's up with that?

Xelloss: Don't forget what she said to deserve that. Decreipt old dark lord! I even asked her how the fire dragon king was, and thats her way of being civilised? If you ask me that sho...

Filia: He knew how I'd react, and used that against me to make it look like I was proving his point. It's psychological warfare! I can't believe I proved his point. That monster was using me as a free all you can eat buffet of emotions. That got to me.

*points in audience* you wanted to ask something?

Dark fire angel: *Crosses arms and grumbles* Xelly... 'eso es un secreto' is NOT an answer... afterall, it's still 'Sore wa himitsu desu' but in spanish, NOT FAIR!! Ahem, anyhow, another question... *Walks up and down stage, still crossed armed* Ok, what would you two do if you were the only two beings left on the face of the earth (Or on the universe)? ^-^ Straight answer, please... 'k? Or else... *Evil smile*

Xelloss: Destroy the world without being stopped amd celebrate a victory for the mazoku!

Filia: uhh... panic?

Minimerc wants to know why you complimented Filia Xel.

Xelloss: Because I Kknew she'd take it the wrong way.

you would do that. She also said "And Filia-san we all know you are lying through your fangs. If what you said was true then why did you blush in response?"

Filia:*blink blink* I blushed?

Xelloss:You went a beautiful shade of blood red!

Filia: I didn't know that. But I wasn't lying. honestly.

Hey, Xel?

Xelloss: Hmmm?

What would happen if Zelas thought/knew you had a crush on Filia or something?

Xelloss: Ah! now that is...

No

Xelloss:Sore wa...

No.

Xelloss: eso...

NO!

Xelloss: This is something every intrepid X/F fic writer has explored no doubt.

answer the damn question Xelloss.

Xelloss: Something secret.

Guh. YOU are hopeless! Someone else wants to ask something anyway.

Minimerc: Filia-san, I don't get you . I mean you are angry at Xelloss-san for something that didn't even involve you. Sure he killed alot of your race but heck, they deserved it. I mean he hasn't really done anything to you except annoy you but that started after you called him "Namogami". All he was trying to do was talk to you but you just went crazy.

Filia: I someone killed your people on such a huge scale, and could possibly do it again, would you want to be around them? I have morals you know. Something Mazoku don't.

Xelloss: More than most dragons.

Minimerc: And now Xellos, you know you are wrong. So wrong. Just because Fi called Zelas-sama a 'decrept old lord' doesn't mean you have to directly attack her with insults but then again you are very loyal to your master. Besides, you are the only guy that hasn't been hit with mace-sama during the Darkstar series. Poor Gourry got hit twice. Why is that? She like only swung her mace at you once.

Filia: 0.o She's right. I didn't manage to clock you one did I?

Xelloss: Because I'm too fast for a stinky dragon.

Random audience members: *gasp* ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh.......

Filia: *twitch* what was that, Namagomi?

Xelloss: Why do you always ask me to repeat myself? Senil.....*jumps back out of mace-sama's range* Where'd she find that?!

I gave it back to her, when she burst into tears out back.

Filia: *chases Xel around and around the stage*

*sigh* ADVERT!

*Icecream van jingles play*

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Xel! Filia! Not near the FOOD!

FIREBALLL!

oh dear. I'll get them all organised. Hopefully Lina and co will have finished eating by the time I write the next chapter! So, get ready to ask the rest of the gang about xelly and filly too!

Xelloss: *runs aand sits on the chair* they're coming now.

*Lina drags a burnt Filia on to the stage, followed by Gourry, Amelia and Zelgadiss, they all take their place on the sofa*

woo! after the advert!

*sad music* he was a great mazoku, until one day... *flashbacks from Slayers next* he was struck down by an evil maggot, a flat chested kid and a very annoying mazoku. In memory of this great lord, buy a copy of his autobiography - "How I live with a drunken witch, and insane fish, a cold git and a hellbrat." All proceeds go towards a lord Gaav memorial statue. Thank you.