Disclaimer: Guess what everyone?! I don't own slayers, blah blah....

Xel: Oh that was just great, oh high and mighty author-san!

*coughs and looks around* shut up Xellie, you're a muse not a backseat fic writer.

Xel: I thought thats what muses are for!

*grumbles* Anyway, on with the fic. oooh, whats this? A letter... *reads* why of course. More. Naturally.

Xelloss: I want to leave now. Ja ne, author-san! *trips to the ground* NANI?!

Filia: WHAT IT THIS?!

Xelloss: *pops up* it appears someone has taped our feet together

Filia: Who would do such an insanely cruel thin....*Glares at Xelloss* YOU don't fool me namagomi! Why do you have to pull a stunt like this with everyone watching?

Xelloss: eh? *tugs at tape* it wasn't me!

Lina: FIREBALL! *toasts the tape*

*sigh* Right then, Back to answering questinos guys. oh, on the sofa to one side we have Lina, Gourry, Zelgadiss and Amelia. They can but in and argue with Xellie and Filly's comments too. And answer questions.

Lina: *waves* Ohayouuu!

Zelgadiss: hello...

Amelia: In the name of Justice I will help these two see the light!

Gourry: *looks around* eh? Uhh... Lina? where are we?

Xelloss: Stop calling me Xellie!

Filia: Stop calling me Filly!

*sweatdrops* Oh man. Things are gonna get hectic. Right, Xel, Fi, the first question I'm going to ask is Pick the Animal you think represents eachother, and explain why you picked it....

Xelloss: Dragon!

and no, you can't say, monster, dragon or that is a secret. heh, the audience have you sussed Xel.

Filia: Well I think Xelloss is like a cockroach. Unwanted, unclean, and hard to get rid of!

Xelloss: Animal for Filia.... Are you sure I can't say monster?

yes, sure.

Xelloss: *tries to think of a viscous mace-weilding lizard* She's like um... one of those lizards... a monitor... yeah.

Filia: they're nasty!

BEFORE you two start fighting again, next question. What would you two do if suddenly there was a peace treaty you both had to honour?

Xelloss: Avoid Filia like Amelia's speeches

Amelia: Xelloss-san, how dare you belittle me on stage like that. That is most unjust!

SOMEONE SHUT HER UP!

Amelia: *pouts and sits down*

Filia: I would avoid Xelloss more than I do now. Next question?

hehe, okay then, what if your superiors ordered you to be nice to eachother.

Xelloss, Filia: THE SAME AS THE LAST QUESTION!

Oh, Very very informative you two. Not at all alike are you?
*Somewhere a sarcasm detector starts bleeping*

Xelloss: Whats that?

A sarcasm detector n_n

Xelloss: Oh a sarcasm detector? What a WONDERFUL invention! How USEFUL!

*detector explodes and Xelloss gets a nasty glare from author-san*

*Ahem* what if you were kidnapped by Rabid fangirls/boys respectively?

Xelloss: *sweatdrops* Geez, look who's asking that question. Author-san.. you don't fool anyone.

Actually someone else asked it. so answer already!

Filia: Umm... panic?

Xelloss: I'm all for panicking. And warping away. n_n;;

Here's one for you smartasses.... out of ALL the group, Which female would you pick if forced, and Filia same for you, which guy would you pick?

Xelloss: well, firstly you haven't even established whether I would have to choose a partner due to being a mazoku but, on process of Elimination... Martina's right out, Filia.... no. Amelia... She'd make me recite unspeakable things everynight and Well then there's Lina-san. I guess it would have to be Lina-san.

Lina: Why I'm flattered, really. *runs over and gets Xel in a headlock* You'd only do that to make me in to a mazoku or something!

Xelloss: no, no..Lina-san... thats not it. You have a wonderful personality...

Lina: *goes back to the sofa dissatisfied*

Filia: Not Gourry.... Zelgadiss is too... he's Zelgadiss... perhaps maybe... no. None of them!

Xelloss: oh, Filia-san you're being forced remember?

Filia: *shudders* Wait, who would we choose for WHAT? who to chase around with mace-sama? Xelloss I think.

you flipping well know what the question meant!

Filia: Fine... *thinks* Xelloss or Zelgadiss.... Xelloss.... or Xelloss... 0.o

Okay, Xelloss it is, moving on quickly...

Filia: HEY!

A slight variation on the last question... now it's only Filia and Amelia you have to choose from Xelloss

Xelloss: *pales* Filia.....Amelia could kill me.

I thought as much. Filia, same thing, only, Xelloss-kun, Gaav or Shabranigdu?

Filia: ugh, It would have to be Xelloss then.

*thinks* Filia? Why do you call him Xelloss-kun?

Filia: Trying to belittle him I guess.

Xelloss: *snickers behind hand*

Filia: What are you laughing at Namagomi?

Xelloss: If you insult someone a lot of the time it's more like a pet nickname, ne?

Oh stop it you two. Oh la la, this is a good one from Shira. "You've both heard of the phrase Opposites Attract. Author-san has used it several times. Now, you two can't possibly deny that you are opposite, so that must mean that you are naturally drawn to each other, ne?"

And guys, just bear in mind how you two protested you had NOTHING in common earlier.

Xelloss: *horrified look*

Filia: *equally horrified look*

Xelloss: We did talk about this wasn't always the case earlier too.

Filia: hmph. How should I be expected to get along with him?

Xelloss: We're not total opposites, she has purple on her trim, like my hair colour!

*coughs* Xel, you have yellow trim, the Opposite (complimentary) colour to purple.

Filia: Just because we opposites, doesn't mean we're attracted to each other does it?

Lina: You sure looked suitable enough for eachother at the temple on mount coronay.

Zelgadiss: yeah, they deserve eachother.

Amelia: you two should admit it! If you repress your feeling for eachother, you are lying to eachother which is surely unjust, and maybe hurting yourselves as well. Particularly you Xelloss-san. The experience of love would teach you the joys of living a wonderful life.

Xelloss: *looking quite sick*

*someone in the audience coughs and mutters something that if a Mazoku fell in love, surely it would kill them? The author nods in agreement half heartedly and gets back to the fic*

Filia: Who's side are you on? *glares at the group*

Yipes I sense yet another fight breaking loose... Um... Yeah, gimme your questions after and they'll be answered after the adverts.
*Rushes over to Xelloss and sings a song to him*
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the mazoku get rid of them all....
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A/N: Still having fun with this fic... *checks time* Nearly 1AM!! woah.. Fire me more questions and hopefully the next lot will be up tomoro.. uh... today!