Zelda sees a physiatrist
Quack (physiatrist): OK Zelda, Tell Me about these dreams you have. Zelda: I dream that an idiot in a green skirt saves the world from a green man that wears a Speedo to my pool partys. Quack: And why do you invite him? Zelda: He is hot. Quack: uugh, enough of that. Zelda: But he is! Quack: *throws up* Zelda: eww Quack: HEY THERE IS MY LUNCH! Zelda: You need a physiatrist. Quack: I am one. Zelda: Then where is my lollie pop? Quack: I don't have any. Zelda: oh Quack: Ok, tell me about your childhood Zelda: That is none of your friggin business. Quack Yes it is. Zelda: no it is not. Quack: Ok, what did you do last night to cause link to die. Zelda: He saw me and Ganon. Quack: Doing what? Zelda: That's not your frickin business either! Me: Ok that's it we are out of time, good bye ev- Zelda: "Shoots the quack and me"
Quack (physiatrist): OK Zelda, Tell Me about these dreams you have. Zelda: I dream that an idiot in a green skirt saves the world from a green man that wears a Speedo to my pool partys. Quack: And why do you invite him? Zelda: He is hot. Quack: uugh, enough of that. Zelda: But he is! Quack: *throws up* Zelda: eww Quack: HEY THERE IS MY LUNCH! Zelda: You need a physiatrist. Quack: I am one. Zelda: Then where is my lollie pop? Quack: I don't have any. Zelda: oh Quack: Ok, tell me about your childhood Zelda: That is none of your friggin business. Quack Yes it is. Zelda: no it is not. Quack: Ok, what did you do last night to cause link to die. Zelda: He saw me and Ganon. Quack: Doing what? Zelda: That's not your frickin business either! Me: Ok that's it we are out of time, good bye ev- Zelda: "Shoots the quack and me"