Xel: I find this fangirl to be more frightening than the concept of marrying Amelia....
Amelia: Author-san, why do you always pick on me?
Yeesh, Amelia... Um... *points randomly* look a terrible injustice!
Amelia: *zooms off*
heheh. Okay remember your visit to mount Coronay and the "temple of Marriage"?
Lina: *growls* yes...
Could you all remind us all of the way Xelly and Filly...
Xelloss: Thats Xelloss-sama to you!
Tisn't!
Filia: Could you please stop calling me Filly?
No. Anyway, remind us how Filly...
Filia: *bats author-san through the ceiling with mace-sama*
Xelloss: This fic has no author now! I'll take over. *snaps his fingers and turns Filia into a cute little kitty, complete with giant pink bow*
Filia: *hiss*
Xelloss: And now, I shall leave! *Author-san lands on his head*
Filia: *changes back to normal and laughs*
Xelloss: Author-saaaan! Don't just go landing on peoples heads like that!
Oh, quit whining and sit down. *ahem* could the group recount the events at the 'temple'?
Amelia: *as she sits back down* Mount Coronay.... Isn't that the one that looked like a pile of....
Lina: AMELIA! You mean the way they protested about eachother, but were acting the same?
Amelia: but it really did look like a pile of...
Gourry: wha?
Zelgadiss: ... They seemed pretty well suited to eachother.
Amelia: they sure kicked up a fuss. Almost like kids who are denying that they like eachother
Xelloss:But I did that because we're completely incompatible.
Filia: But I did that because we're completely incompatible.
Amelia: You know, come to think of it... Thats the most riled up I've ever seen Xelloss-san. *looks at Xel* there's no reason to be embarrassed Xelloss-san. People fall in and out of love all the time. It's a natural thing. After all, we're only human.
Gourry: *applauds Amelia's speech*
Xelloss: Anou.....
Amelia: And you've spent FAR more than enough time with humans to be affected by the way we act and feel too! You vanished because you were scared of Filia-san! that's what happens when you have a crush on someone. *powerposes* Well, In the name of justice, I , Amelia.....
*Mallets Amelia with the mallet of Author-injustice*
Amelia: *eyes tear up* Author-san!
Shhhh... you'll get your turn in another fic! Everyone wants to hear what Xellie and *gets an evil glare from Filia*... Filia have to say too. Lets move on to some more questions, ne? Um... DFA?
Dark fire angel: Ooook! Next question! *Giggles* You know my fic, 'Faith's present'? I've been wondering... what would you two actually do if the other was turned into a young five year old? Think about it Xelly, you'd have fun! And you Fi, think about it to, Xelly would be defensless... would you just leave him to die? ^-^
Xelloss: I'm sure I could find something to do.... Like lead her to an eternal fountain of youth, so she'd never grow up to annoy me.
Filia: Of course I wouldn't leave him to die! What do you think I am? A mazoku? I'd try and raise him in to a decent kind and caring soul.
Xelloss: Who would I have for a role model then? Not a selfish, viscious mace-weilding dragon?
Filia: *irritation mark pops up*
Next question.. "Okay, it's clear to see we're not gonna get anything specific from these two...Unless we ask the right question. What if you two could change what you didn't like about the other (including history)? What would you change, & would you like the other then? "
Filia: Hmm... His past... His attitude.... His catchphrase.... His goofy smile.... His hair.... His species.... His underwear... Maybe then he'd be okay. No wait, and his name.
uh huh.... Thank you for that wonderful insight Filia. What about you Xel... And stop pretending to write that essay. I know better.
Xelloss: *thinks* not a lot really...She's so wonderfully destructive
Filia: Why you...
Xelloss: But .... maybe raise the hemline on her skirt a little?
Filia: *jumps to her feet and storms over*
Lina: When's the buffet?
NO MORE DESTROYING THE AREA!!! SIT DOWN!
Zelgadiss: . . .
Lina: When's the buffet?
When we're finished Lina! Jeez! Anyway... I got sound proof cubicals built in the last set of adverts. Did ya notice? That's just great stage management! Anyway, Xellie, you go in the one to the right. Filly...filia, you go in the other one. Before you close the door, remember, that nobody can hear you...
Xelloss/Filia: *both slam the door shut and begin cussing the author*
except the audience!
Filia: *tapping the mike*
Xelloss: *pulling faces at Filia through the glass*
Filia: *pulls a curtain across from nowhere*
Xelloss: *stops pulling faces at the curtain and sits by the mike*
Okay. Xelloss! We already asked Filia, whilst you were busy...*snickers* But your turn now. What are Filia's good points? Um... or rather, what DO you like about Filia?
AND before you say a word, that cubical is Armed with 48 hours worth of
" the worlds longest and sappiest Truth, justice n' love speeches"
"Praise to living"
"one hundred and one quotes to raise your spirits"
and "yet more jokes by the authors brother"
And IF I, or the audience think you're lying, I shall start to play those randomly. And no "Sore wa himitsu desu" in any language!
Xelloss: Author-san!
Come on, answer the question.
Xelloss: *thinks REAL hard* ... Well... She... um... *trails off*
Can't hear you Xellie-kun!
Xelloss: She's fun to get mad?
Hmm... I know! *claps hands together* You like being the centre of attention, and when you annoy Filia, you certainly become that.
Xelloss: not to mention she destroys everything around her! n_n
Wow! He almost gave a decent answer, this is progress! now, Filia, Xelloss already answered this, and he did mention a couple of things. What Do you actually like about Xelloss? You can't say nothing, or lie, because if you do, I'll put down the barrier between you two and you'll be stuck with him in there.
Filia: Author-saaan! I sometimes find him mildly amusing. That is all.
*grins at the audience* Okay I'm opening the floor to questions. Oh, the Slayers are still here...
Lina: *Eating*
Gourry: *Eating*
Amelia: *Eating*
Zelgadiss: *Sipping coffee*
Questions?
Filia Metallium: Filia! Have you ever tried going on a date with someone else? Or acted like you liked Xelloss? Play a trick on him for once!
Filia: Sore wa himitsu desu!
What the.... Filia?!?!
Filia: *smiles* I've considered that. And other things too. I like those fanfics!
Filia Metallium: Xelloss, Have you ever tried playing jealous? You could get My, er, Filia's emotions ralled.
Xelloss: *blink blink* another Metallium? Hmm... *thinks* I like that idea... n_n I'll remember that Filia-Metallium-san. It goes well with something else I'm going to do.
anyone else?
Raya: If Filia and Xelloss had to be stuck in a room together for lets say.... one day, and had to be nice to eachother, what would they do?
Aaaah, you've pre-empted me! Xellie and Filia don't know it yet, but outback *points* I set up a little place for them to stay for a couple of days. Only one bed. Whoops! I sure hope mazoku sleep. Tee hee... lets ask them anyway. What would you two do if stuck in a room together and had to be nice to eachother.
Filia: Sleep
Xelloss: work on that essay.
You both sure are a bundle of fun. Hey, gang, what do you think?
Lina: they'd destroy the place.
Zelgadiss: Hopefully Filia would teach Xelloss a lesson
Amelia: They'd finally start to realise what they mean to eachother and stop hiding their true feelings! *justice pose*
Gourry: uhh... Lina? Pass me the sauce.
Umm... okaaaaaaay. Let's um... Roll another ad ^-^ And we'll move on to the next part of the show after *looks around then whispers* I've done some work....
~~~ Deep Sea Dolphin's consultations.~~~
Random Guy: Yes, Dolphin-sama told me the meaning of life. It is... Fishy
Guy 2: Dolphin helped me see where I was going wrong. Then I went and bought some fish.
Guy 3: She said "A Fish a day helps keep your hair on!"
Guy 4: Fish have enriched my life. Thank you DSD.
For a limited time only, after a consultation with Deep Sea Dolphin, get free entry into Dolphin's Aquarium. Googles and swimsuits are all you need bring! See Water, Shells, Seaweed and Fishcakes all in a realistic wildlife environment! Deep Sea Dolphin: *wanders on stage* Fiiiiiiiishy!!!!! *walks off glomping a fishcake*
Xelloss: None of these ad's feature me do they?
Um... Sore wa himitsu desu!!! Hah! Anymore questions or points the audience want to raise?