Disclaimer: That says it all! ^-^
Welcome to part... uh... part... part something. *rubs hands together gleefully as Digi-Riven tapes up the soundproof boothes.
Xelloss: *bang bang* Oi! You can't do this to me, you're a fangirl!
Filia: IYA! I don't want to be stuck in here! *takes out mace-sama and starts attack the box*
** "It's a small world" starts to play. Filla, Xelloss and Author-san writhe in pain, Author-san cuts the music and glares at the Dragon and Mazoku.**
BEHAVE! I'll take the tape off soon. dont worry. *ahem* I'm going to ask you individual questions. Then I'll let you out of there for a while. Firstly Filia, have you ever though of the Kouma Senso from Xelloss' point of view?
Filia: kouma war.... Xelloss' point of view. *bitterly* Why I do believe it was... 'look, dragons! and I got told to destroy them... BOOM! that felt great! lets do it again!'
Um... okay. Xelloss, would you rather have avoided the Dragon Massacre if you had the choice?
Xelloss: choice? What choice?
Answer her Xel.
Xelloss: *shakes head* Why would a mazoku pass that up? Are you suggesting I'd rather have said 'oh, the poor dragons. Let them have a chance' ? oh, really.
No need to be like that Xellie-kun, anyway, here, a scenario for you both to listen to. Remember, the other can't hear you answering and you must give satisfactory answers... or else. No Secrets in any language, or alternatives of the saying. Ready, the scenario is:
Filia, pretend that the Darkstar campaign is over and you have established your own shop somewhere in the world. You haven't seen Xelloss since the adventures - approximately 500 years. One day on a shopping trip you bump into Zelas Metallium and she turns you into a mazoku, her servant to be exact - just like Xelloss, she whisks you away to Wolfpack Island and you have no choice but to do what she says. You bump into Xelloss in the mansion-place where you now live. You have an eternity to work with him. You are not allowed to kill yourself and to only do Zelas' bidding like HIM. How will you react to the whole thing? Is there any chance of mini yous and mini Xellosses running around in the next few millenia? Will you eventually learn to get along with him? You really have no way to insult him now.
Filia: Umm... For one I wouldn't be happy being turned into a mazoku and the only way Zelas would get me doing what she says would be to mess with my head. So who knows? If I had the choice. No way. Anyway, do mazoku reproduce in that fashion? If I turned into a mazoku I wouldn't be able to love either. And L-sama help the world if mazoku have such a stage as childhood!
There's a thought... A brat mazoku. *shudder*
Xelloss, your turn. Same situation. Filia is now a mazoku like you and you have to work with her for eternity. She isn't technically a dragon now and Zelas is fond of her for some reason. You have to spend most of your time with her. How would you react to the whole situation? Would you eventually learn to get along with Filia? Any chances of mini purple-heads and mini blondes running around?
Xelloss: I react how Juu-ou sama wants. If I have to learn to get along, then I'll do it. But Filia-san might be more bearable as a mazoku. Everything depends on Juu-ou sama.
*author-san releases the two and the scarper to their seperate armchairs* Okay, back to the audience... Mmm.. there's one.
Xelloss: I demand a better audience! These ones ask awkward questions. And While you're at it, how about a better author too?
Excuse me a minute *bows to the audience, takes something out of her pocket, then stomps over to Xelloss*
Xelloss: sorry sorry! Author-san! Is that...?
yes...
Xelloss: I'll be good!!!
Good. *pockets hair bleach* now back to the audience. You?
SolarFire2 : Are both of you getting tired of these loaded questions that force you togther? "Would you two get along if you were forced to get along?"
Xelloss: Same answer always isn't it? *sigh* if we were forced, we'd have no choice anyway.
Filia: That doesn't mean we'd be happy about it though. Not at all.
Xelloss: Agreed.
*nod* They agreed on something!? ut oh... Next question is "Is at all possible that when you two say you hate each other, you actually mean it? I'm just curious. Because for all intents and purposes, the more you two proclaim your dislike of each other, the more the fans say, "See! See! You really like each other!"
Xelloss: YES!
Filia: YES!
0.o of course they'd agree with that. Should have guessed. *shakes head* moving on to a response to a question before, and a fresh one!
"Underwear? I told him to change that two weeks ago... All right, so we're making progress on Xelloss, but Filia's hard to get. Filia, what about the fact that mazoku feed off of negative emotions? If you really wanted to bug him, wouldn't you be nice to him? I know the point's been brought up several times, but I think you're being considerate to him... "
Xelloss: be quiet about my underwear. A furnished basement is the most comfortable. n_n
Filia: eeeww! *ahem* Mazoku feed off negative emotions, which is why Xelloss tries his damdest to annoy me. But can YOU control your emotions? Thank you *bows*
Xelloss: I can. Zelgadiss does a good job of it too.
Filia: Shut up namagomi.
SolarFire2: This just occurred to me...
Hey Xelloss. In Try, you're clearly seen at one point holding Gourry up by his leg, having saved him from being blown up. You promptly drop him.So if I follow fan logic, you must love Gourry because you saved him, right? Right?
Xelloss: If I didn't save Gourry then Lina-san wouldn't have been as useful to us. n_n;; besides, it made my appearence there seem so much more dramatic. So, take that fan logic.
*gasp* Xelloss! Leave Fan logic alone! I'm a fan! *waves a Zerosu Flag* That's it, I'll argue that out with you later. Next question! Weeeee!
Dark fire angel: just a little question, what would you two do respectively if you could have the other as a slave for one whole day? ^-^
Xelloss: n_n every terrible thing I can thing of at the time!
Filia: *glare* make Xelloss sing disney song after disney song.
Xelloss: . . . *glare back* make Filia give me a full body massage.
Filia: o.o* I'd make Xelloss... um.... act like a puppy and spend the entire day with Amelia.
Amelia: *depression lines* I'm an insult...
Xelloss: Is that so? Well, I'd make Filia eat MY cooking.
Filia: I'd make Xelloss apologise to everyone he has irritated, annoyed, agravated, offended, upset, hurt, angered, PO'ed, injured, mauled, maimed or killed.
Zelgadiss: You only have him for a day.
Xelloss: I'd make Filia say how awful dragons are and how great Mazoku are.
Filia: I'd make Xelloss call Zelas "Namagomi-sama" to her face.
Xelloss: *stands up and glares at Filia*
Lina: *ticking list on a clipboard* Filia, 36... Xelloss, 54. Xell's still winning.
Gourry: Uhh... Lina?
Lina: Yes Gourry?
Gourry: Whats a 'namagomi-sama'?
Lina: 0.o lord of raw kitchen garbage I think.
Gourry: *brightly* Oh I know! Thats the one that Gigaslave and Ragnablade call on!
Lina: *WHAP*
Stop it guys! two more questions for the time being, THEN you can all go to the buffet, if you behave.
Lina: *stops whapping Gourry*
Raya: Filia, Xelloss, what do you think of those Fi-Val and Lina/Amelia-Xel couplings?
Xelloss: Filia-Val couplings? The age difference is too big n_n;;
Filia: *glares at Xelloss* I for one think Xelloss deserves to suffer at the hands of Amelia.
Amelia: *stands up and points at Fi, little swirl on the end of her finger* Filia-san! you are unjust! speaking about a person as if they are not there in such a manner is compl...
SHUT UP! gah. Filia, what do you think of being paired with Val?
Filia: unless you want to rewrite history and have me get through to poor Valgaav before the darkstar battle *sigh* It's not really very probable is it?
Xelloss: Valgaav would be either dead or a mazoku in that case anyway.
Filia: That funny, coming from the big shot who's ass got kicked by Valgaav.
Xelloss: Oh yeah? Anyway why did you help me that time?
Filia: *stress mark* we had this one before namagomi!
jeez, calm it. Xel, what of Pairings you and Amelia, you and Lina?
Xelloss: At the same time? 0.o
NO! Xel-Ame and Xel-lina fics, dumbass!
Xelloss: there's two of me?
ARRRRRGH! Stop stressing the author! Or I'll pair you with Sherra!
Xelloss: She's dead author-san.
I'm an author, I can do it. Now answer the question!
Xelloss: Well, Lina... I doubt Lina would go for it. *cocks head* Better than Filia though. For a human, Lina's pretty skilled too. You have to admire that. *looks at Amelia* Hmm... Amelia... She'd have to go on some sort of journey of understanding and being considerate to mazoku, I think.
Oh Xelloss..... you're really showing a preference toward Lina in all these questions.
Lina: *blush*
Xelloss: Well look at who I got to choose from, Author-san!
Lina: *irritation mark pops up* HEY!
Xelloss: As much as I like the beautiful and talented sorceress. n_n; She's human.
Lina: *relaxes*
*Considering attempting A Xel/Lina Fic* Hmm.. oh, the last question before the buffet. This is a really good one that got emailed to me.
You guys being heroes and the "good guys" will you, in the name of saving the world from mass destruction from an all evil dark lord, have a child so it would fulfill a prophecy. In other word will you 2 be willing to have a child that will grow up to save the world if your race, world and all that moves and doesn't move can continue to exist. Thank you!
Filia: To save the world? Well... I guess so.
Xelloss: Why would I want to save the world anyway? Hmph!
Not even to save Zelas-sama?
Xelloss: Well um... maybe if... *trails off*
OKAY! I'll take that as a 'yes' Anyway... *points* Lina, the buffet is out ther... Lina? Lina? Guess she's gone, and the crew followed her. OH NO! Xelloss, Filia, you go in here! *pushes them into The Room and locks the door.*
Okay, for the benefit of the audience, and those watching from home, here are the rules:
They are to stay in there until one of the following situations arise.
a/ they start getting too close and comfy for their activities to be shown on a suitable for all level.
b/ extreme illness
c/injury and/or death
d/ war
e/ Fire, flood, volcano, earthquake, hurricane, blizzard or another destructive force of nature knocking down the building.
f/ sympathy from the author.
n_n I didn't tell them that. Anyway, They can still be asked questions through the mike... as can Lina's group. If you want Xelloss or Filia to answer without the other hearing, say so, coz there's a little soundproof ujammaflip, box... thing.
And now, a word from our sponsors. Roll the ad.
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Zelas Metallium is pleased to announce the opening of a specialist breeding centre.
*picture of a wolf-cub weaving its way across the floor, then collapsing drunkenly next to his brother, who is coughing up smoke rings*
Bred only from the finest *picture of supervisicious beast* as shown here.
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Xelloss: that's my Fluffy!
Fluffy? -_-;; Trust you. Anyway... There'll be more soon! Read (again if necessary), Enjoy, - DON'T overdose, (might harm your sanity) review and question!
*dances off into the sunset - ( even though it's mid-afternoon and the sun is shining brightly. Unusual for the UK!! ) Singing Secret~dareka no meseiji*
Welcome to part... uh... part... part something. *rubs hands together gleefully as Digi-Riven tapes up the soundproof boothes.
Xelloss: *bang bang* Oi! You can't do this to me, you're a fangirl!
Filia: IYA! I don't want to be stuck in here! *takes out mace-sama and starts attack the box*
** "It's a small world" starts to play. Filla, Xelloss and Author-san writhe in pain, Author-san cuts the music and glares at the Dragon and Mazoku.**
BEHAVE! I'll take the tape off soon. dont worry. *ahem* I'm going to ask you individual questions. Then I'll let you out of there for a while. Firstly Filia, have you ever though of the Kouma Senso from Xelloss' point of view?
Filia: kouma war.... Xelloss' point of view. *bitterly* Why I do believe it was... 'look, dragons! and I got told to destroy them... BOOM! that felt great! lets do it again!'
Um... okay. Xelloss, would you rather have avoided the Dragon Massacre if you had the choice?
Xelloss: choice? What choice?
Answer her Xel.
Xelloss: *shakes head* Why would a mazoku pass that up? Are you suggesting I'd rather have said 'oh, the poor dragons. Let them have a chance' ? oh, really.
No need to be like that Xellie-kun, anyway, here, a scenario for you both to listen to. Remember, the other can't hear you answering and you must give satisfactory answers... or else. No Secrets in any language, or alternatives of the saying. Ready, the scenario is:
Filia, pretend that the Darkstar campaign is over and you have established your own shop somewhere in the world. You haven't seen Xelloss since the adventures - approximately 500 years. One day on a shopping trip you bump into Zelas Metallium and she turns you into a mazoku, her servant to be exact - just like Xelloss, she whisks you away to Wolfpack Island and you have no choice but to do what she says. You bump into Xelloss in the mansion-place where you now live. You have an eternity to work with him. You are not allowed to kill yourself and to only do Zelas' bidding like HIM. How will you react to the whole thing? Is there any chance of mini yous and mini Xellosses running around in the next few millenia? Will you eventually learn to get along with him? You really have no way to insult him now.
Filia: Umm... For one I wouldn't be happy being turned into a mazoku and the only way Zelas would get me doing what she says would be to mess with my head. So who knows? If I had the choice. No way. Anyway, do mazoku reproduce in that fashion? If I turned into a mazoku I wouldn't be able to love either. And L-sama help the world if mazoku have such a stage as childhood!
There's a thought... A brat mazoku. *shudder*
Xelloss, your turn. Same situation. Filia is now a mazoku like you and you have to work with her for eternity. She isn't technically a dragon now and Zelas is fond of her for some reason. You have to spend most of your time with her. How would you react to the whole situation? Would you eventually learn to get along with Filia? Any chances of mini purple-heads and mini blondes running around?
Xelloss: I react how Juu-ou sama wants. If I have to learn to get along, then I'll do it. But Filia-san might be more bearable as a mazoku. Everything depends on Juu-ou sama.
*author-san releases the two and the scarper to their seperate armchairs* Okay, back to the audience... Mmm.. there's one.
Xelloss: I demand a better audience! These ones ask awkward questions. And While you're at it, how about a better author too?
Excuse me a minute *bows to the audience, takes something out of her pocket, then stomps over to Xelloss*
Xelloss: sorry sorry! Author-san! Is that...?
yes...
Xelloss: I'll be good!!!
Good. *pockets hair bleach* now back to the audience. You?
SolarFire2 : Are both of you getting tired of these loaded questions that force you togther? "Would you two get along if you were forced to get along?"
Xelloss: Same answer always isn't it? *sigh* if we were forced, we'd have no choice anyway.
Filia: That doesn't mean we'd be happy about it though. Not at all.
Xelloss: Agreed.
*nod* They agreed on something!? ut oh... Next question is "Is at all possible that when you two say you hate each other, you actually mean it? I'm just curious. Because for all intents and purposes, the more you two proclaim your dislike of each other, the more the fans say, "See! See! You really like each other!"
Xelloss: YES!
Filia: YES!
0.o of course they'd agree with that. Should have guessed. *shakes head* moving on to a response to a question before, and a fresh one!
"Underwear? I told him to change that two weeks ago... All right, so we're making progress on Xelloss, but Filia's hard to get. Filia, what about the fact that mazoku feed off of negative emotions? If you really wanted to bug him, wouldn't you be nice to him? I know the point's been brought up several times, but I think you're being considerate to him... "
Xelloss: be quiet about my underwear. A furnished basement is the most comfortable. n_n
Filia: eeeww! *ahem* Mazoku feed off negative emotions, which is why Xelloss tries his damdest to annoy me. But can YOU control your emotions? Thank you *bows*
Xelloss: I can. Zelgadiss does a good job of it too.
Filia: Shut up namagomi.
SolarFire2: This just occurred to me...
Hey Xelloss. In Try, you're clearly seen at one point holding Gourry up by his leg, having saved him from being blown up. You promptly drop him.So if I follow fan logic, you must love Gourry because you saved him, right? Right?
Xelloss: If I didn't save Gourry then Lina-san wouldn't have been as useful to us. n_n;; besides, it made my appearence there seem so much more dramatic. So, take that fan logic.
*gasp* Xelloss! Leave Fan logic alone! I'm a fan! *waves a Zerosu Flag* That's it, I'll argue that out with you later. Next question! Weeeee!
Dark fire angel: just a little question, what would you two do respectively if you could have the other as a slave for one whole day? ^-^
Xelloss: n_n every terrible thing I can thing of at the time!
Filia: *glare* make Xelloss sing disney song after disney song.
Xelloss: . . . *glare back* make Filia give me a full body massage.
Filia: o.o* I'd make Xelloss... um.... act like a puppy and spend the entire day with Amelia.
Amelia: *depression lines* I'm an insult...
Xelloss: Is that so? Well, I'd make Filia eat MY cooking.
Filia: I'd make Xelloss apologise to everyone he has irritated, annoyed, agravated, offended, upset, hurt, angered, PO'ed, injured, mauled, maimed or killed.
Zelgadiss: You only have him for a day.
Xelloss: I'd make Filia say how awful dragons are and how great Mazoku are.
Filia: I'd make Xelloss call Zelas "Namagomi-sama" to her face.
Xelloss: *stands up and glares at Filia*
Lina: *ticking list on a clipboard* Filia, 36... Xelloss, 54. Xell's still winning.
Gourry: Uhh... Lina?
Lina: Yes Gourry?
Gourry: Whats a 'namagomi-sama'?
Lina: 0.o lord of raw kitchen garbage I think.
Gourry: *brightly* Oh I know! Thats the one that Gigaslave and Ragnablade call on!
Lina: *WHAP*
Stop it guys! two more questions for the time being, THEN you can all go to the buffet, if you behave.
Lina: *stops whapping Gourry*
Raya: Filia, Xelloss, what do you think of those Fi-Val and Lina/Amelia-Xel couplings?
Xelloss: Filia-Val couplings? The age difference is too big n_n;;
Filia: *glares at Xelloss* I for one think Xelloss deserves to suffer at the hands of Amelia.
Amelia: *stands up and points at Fi, little swirl on the end of her finger* Filia-san! you are unjust! speaking about a person as if they are not there in such a manner is compl...
SHUT UP! gah. Filia, what do you think of being paired with Val?
Filia: unless you want to rewrite history and have me get through to poor Valgaav before the darkstar battle *sigh* It's not really very probable is it?
Xelloss: Valgaav would be either dead or a mazoku in that case anyway.
Filia: That funny, coming from the big shot who's ass got kicked by Valgaav.
Xelloss: Oh yeah? Anyway why did you help me that time?
Filia: *stress mark* we had this one before namagomi!
jeez, calm it. Xel, what of Pairings you and Amelia, you and Lina?
Xelloss: At the same time? 0.o
NO! Xel-Ame and Xel-lina fics, dumbass!
Xelloss: there's two of me?
ARRRRRGH! Stop stressing the author! Or I'll pair you with Sherra!
Xelloss: She's dead author-san.
I'm an author, I can do it. Now answer the question!
Xelloss: Well, Lina... I doubt Lina would go for it. *cocks head* Better than Filia though. For a human, Lina's pretty skilled too. You have to admire that. *looks at Amelia* Hmm... Amelia... She'd have to go on some sort of journey of understanding and being considerate to mazoku, I think.
Oh Xelloss..... you're really showing a preference toward Lina in all these questions.
Lina: *blush*
Xelloss: Well look at who I got to choose from, Author-san!
Lina: *irritation mark pops up* HEY!
Xelloss: As much as I like the beautiful and talented sorceress. n_n; She's human.
Lina: *relaxes*
*Considering attempting A Xel/Lina Fic* Hmm.. oh, the last question before the buffet. This is a really good one that got emailed to me.
You guys being heroes and the "good guys" will you, in the name of saving the world from mass destruction from an all evil dark lord, have a child so it would fulfill a prophecy. In other word will you 2 be willing to have a child that will grow up to save the world if your race, world and all that moves and doesn't move can continue to exist. Thank you!
Filia: To save the world? Well... I guess so.
Xelloss: Why would I want to save the world anyway? Hmph!
Not even to save Zelas-sama?
Xelloss: Well um... maybe if... *trails off*
OKAY! I'll take that as a 'yes' Anyway... *points* Lina, the buffet is out ther... Lina? Lina? Guess she's gone, and the crew followed her. OH NO! Xelloss, Filia, you go in here! *pushes them into The Room and locks the door.*
Okay, for the benefit of the audience, and those watching from home, here are the rules:
They are to stay in there until one of the following situations arise.
a/ they start getting too close and comfy for their activities to be shown on a suitable for all level.
b/ extreme illness
c/injury and/or death
d/ war
e/ Fire, flood, volcano, earthquake, hurricane, blizzard or another destructive force of nature knocking down the building.
f/ sympathy from the author.
n_n I didn't tell them that. Anyway, They can still be asked questions through the mike... as can Lina's group. If you want Xelloss or Filia to answer without the other hearing, say so, coz there's a little soundproof ujammaflip, box... thing.
And now, a word from our sponsors. Roll the ad.
=====================================
Zelas Metallium is pleased to announce the opening of a specialist breeding centre.
*picture of a wolf-cub weaving its way across the floor, then collapsing drunkenly next to his brother, who is coughing up smoke rings*
Bred only from the finest *picture of supervisicious beast* as shown here.
=====================================
Xelloss: that's my Fluffy!
Fluffy? -_-;; Trust you. Anyway... There'll be more soon! Read (again if necessary), Enjoy, - DON'T overdose, (might harm your sanity) review and question!
*dances off into the sunset - ( even though it's mid-afternoon and the sun is shining brightly. Unusual for the UK!! ) Singing Secret~dareka no meseiji*