Disclaimer: Grrrr... I don't own slayers.... yet.... *evil cackle and glomps Usagi-xelloss* (don't ask ^.~)
Welcome back! Xelloss and filia are in the cohabitation set! one room.... and a bathroom, and a SINGLE bed. it's a bit like a hotel room. there's a small cooking area, no TV... one two seater sofa, a coffee table! (well, in these two's case, its more of a tea table. *shrug*)
Just as we wait for the Slayers to get back from the buffet, which won't be long due to limited budget, here's another advert!
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have the shinest hair for miles around!
as seen on TV, modelled by Xelloss Metallium, who bought out the company and now runs it in his spare time. Also! Herbal Essences Pet Shampoo! have the Shinest Wolves in the land!
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Okay, the slayers are sitting. and eating. and eating. and eating... damn... stuck on repeat.
*looks around the audience* Xelloss has a blonde streak in his hair... and Filia a violet one... Hmm... I think we have a snooper somewhere on set. oh well.
Xelloss: I don't want to stay in here! I have two full time jobs to do.
Filia: yeah, he has two full time jobs to slack off from!
Xelloss: I don't SLACK! I work very very hard!
Filia: Well, you're never working when I see you
Xelloss: Oh, I bug you by choice?
Filia: YES!
Xelloss: ooooooh. You flatter yourself.
Filia: and I FLATTEN you.
Xelloss: Authoooooooooor-saaaaaaan!
Filia: *reaches for mace - but it isn't there* NAMAGOMI! give it back!
Xelloss: I haven... *Filia hits him on the head with the Tea table* Itai X_x
OI! Filia let Xel recover. Step in the sound proof box please? *Clicks fingers and teleports Digi-riven back to the author world quickly*
Filia did you ever think about the mazoku hierarchy?
If you do you know that a mazoku can't disobey their creators, right?
So if you know that what do you think about having no free will against what someone tells you?
You had a choice to disobey your elder.
Filia: That just proves that mazoku are only doing what they are told. And that means that Xelloss can't have any feelings for me. Enough said. point proven and case closed. End of story. No more to say on the subject. Disscussion is ov...
Xelloss: *opens the sound proof box* you broke the tea table!
Filia: no, you broke the tea table with your head!
AAAAHHH! Oi! you two, answer this!
What would happen if Filia became Zelas for a day, or Xellos became the Fire Dragon King for a day? *gets no response from their bickering*
*AHEM* Is it just me, or do those two not want to fall in love because they are Gay/Lesbian?
Xelloss: *freeze*
Filia: *freeze*
Answer?
Xelloss: sore wa himitsu desu
Filia: certainly not! *bashes Xelloss*
Right What would happen if Filia became Zelas for a day?
Xelloss: I'd go find the real one. ugh.
Filia: I'd immediately give up smoking, gambling, alcohol and any recent drugs
Kids, pay attention to filia's shining example. Don't do any of those things that Zelas is well known for. thank you.
And if Xelloss became the fire dragon king?
Filia: he couldn't! he wouldn't! I'd run away!
Xelloss: me too. n_n
0.o you'll like this one.... "Can I ask Xel something personal that has nothing to do with Filia? Boxers or Briefs? ^^;; dont ask, the question came up at school ^.^"
Xelloss: Nope! n_n next question!
Filia: *scurries to the other side of the room*
By the way guys, have you two actually considered how childish you look when you fight? ^-^ It's cute, like when little kids pick on the one they like! So, what would you each do if you would happen to end up being reborn as humans? Would you actually consider being friends at least?
Filia: *indignantly* I did not look childish, most of it's Xelloss
Xelloss: *stops sticking his tongue out at Filia* I wouldn't be friends with her. no
Aww... Why not?
Xelloss: she'd beat me up!
Filia: I wouldn't want to be friends with a retarded human brat that you'd be.
Xelloss: oooooh! It's not my fault you have a prudish and boring sense of humour, if any.
Filia: Hmph! I act grown up!
*snickers* Don't they get along great folks? here's a question for the cre. CREW! Stop eating!
What do you guys think of the Xel/Fil situation? Do they love or hate eachother?
Lina: thmsh smuitherd to eachsmother. *gobble*
Gourry: Mfpphf?
Zelgadiss: hate. *sips coffee*
Amelia: They really like eachother and should show their true feelings! *eats ravenously*
*sigh* the end of another night. How will Xelloss and Filia get along in their new room?How much longer can I make this fic? What else do you want to ask? Send questions in! More after the advert.
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unbreakable! Unstoppable! Forged in the power of chaos! Get your very own Giga-shovel today, or it's safer counterpart, the Ragna shovel! Only, LoN brand will do!
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(ps... do review too!!!)
Welcome back! Xelloss and filia are in the cohabitation set! one room.... and a bathroom, and a SINGLE bed. it's a bit like a hotel room. there's a small cooking area, no TV... one two seater sofa, a coffee table! (well, in these two's case, its more of a tea table. *shrug*)
Just as we wait for the Slayers to get back from the buffet, which won't be long due to limited budget, here's another advert!
======================
Claire bible's herbal essences shampoos and conditioners.
have the shinest hair for miles around!
as seen on TV, modelled by Xelloss Metallium, who bought out the company and now runs it in his spare time. Also! Herbal Essences Pet Shampoo! have the Shinest Wolves in the land!
======================
Okay, the slayers are sitting. and eating. and eating. and eating... damn... stuck on repeat.
*looks around the audience* Xelloss has a blonde streak in his hair... and Filia a violet one... Hmm... I think we have a snooper somewhere on set. oh well.
Xelloss: I don't want to stay in here! I have two full time jobs to do.
Filia: yeah, he has two full time jobs to slack off from!
Xelloss: I don't SLACK! I work very very hard!
Filia: Well, you're never working when I see you
Xelloss: Oh, I bug you by choice?
Filia: YES!
Xelloss: ooooooh. You flatter yourself.
Filia: and I FLATTEN you.
Xelloss: Authoooooooooor-saaaaaaan!
Filia: *reaches for mace - but it isn't there* NAMAGOMI! give it back!
Xelloss: I haven... *Filia hits him on the head with the Tea table* Itai X_x
OI! Filia let Xel recover. Step in the sound proof box please? *Clicks fingers and teleports Digi-riven back to the author world quickly*
Filia did you ever think about the mazoku hierarchy?
If you do you know that a mazoku can't disobey their creators, right?
So if you know that what do you think about having no free will against what someone tells you?
You had a choice to disobey your elder.
Filia: That just proves that mazoku are only doing what they are told. And that means that Xelloss can't have any feelings for me. Enough said. point proven and case closed. End of story. No more to say on the subject. Disscussion is ov...
Xelloss: *opens the sound proof box* you broke the tea table!
Filia: no, you broke the tea table with your head!
AAAAHHH! Oi! you two, answer this!
What would happen if Filia became Zelas for a day, or Xellos became the Fire Dragon King for a day? *gets no response from their bickering*
*AHEM* Is it just me, or do those two not want to fall in love because they are Gay/Lesbian?
Xelloss: *freeze*
Filia: *freeze*
Answer?
Xelloss: sore wa himitsu desu
Filia: certainly not! *bashes Xelloss*
Right What would happen if Filia became Zelas for a day?
Xelloss: I'd go find the real one. ugh.
Filia: I'd immediately give up smoking, gambling, alcohol and any recent drugs
Kids, pay attention to filia's shining example. Don't do any of those things that Zelas is well known for. thank you.
And if Xelloss became the fire dragon king?
Filia: he couldn't! he wouldn't! I'd run away!
Xelloss: me too. n_n
0.o you'll like this one.... "Can I ask Xel something personal that has nothing to do with Filia? Boxers or Briefs? ^^;; dont ask, the question came up at school ^.^"
Xelloss: Nope! n_n next question!
Filia: *scurries to the other side of the room*
By the way guys, have you two actually considered how childish you look when you fight? ^-^ It's cute, like when little kids pick on the one they like! So, what would you each do if you would happen to end up being reborn as humans? Would you actually consider being friends at least?
Filia: *indignantly* I did not look childish, most of it's Xelloss
Xelloss: *stops sticking his tongue out at Filia* I wouldn't be friends with her. no
Aww... Why not?
Xelloss: she'd beat me up!
Filia: I wouldn't want to be friends with a retarded human brat that you'd be.
Xelloss: oooooh! It's not my fault you have a prudish and boring sense of humour, if any.
Filia: Hmph! I act grown up!
*snickers* Don't they get along great folks? here's a question for the cre. CREW! Stop eating!
What do you guys think of the Xel/Fil situation? Do they love or hate eachother?
Lina: thmsh smuitherd to eachsmother. *gobble*
Gourry: Mfpphf?
Zelgadiss: hate. *sips coffee*
Amelia: They really like eachother and should show their true feelings! *eats ravenously*
*sigh* the end of another night. How will Xelloss and Filia get along in their new room?How much longer can I make this fic? What else do you want to ask? Send questions in! More after the advert.
-------------------------------
LoN Brand Shovels.
unbreakable! Unstoppable! Forged in the power of chaos! Get your very own Giga-shovel today, or it's safer counterpart, the Ragna shovel! Only, LoN brand will do!
--------------------------------
(ps... do review too!!!)