Disclaimer: I do not own slayers. Or Rubix cubes (I lie, I have one, and I complete it like a mazoku... you'll see)
As you can see, Xelloss and Filia are stuck together in the cohabitation suite and are..0.o are... are...
drinking tea together like civilised creatures?!?! What's more is I stocked the room with 'Author brand Truth Tea' (gomen Riven - I couldn't have them getting high on the dragon/mazoku equivilent of Catnip....yet)
Xelloss: *sigh* Well, that author... she's just crazy.
Filia: *shakes head* I can't believe she actually done this to us.
Xelloss: And I can't believe we're talking like like this, but I'm whacked after avoiding mace-sama like that.
Filia: Me too...Argh! PUN!
Xelloss: *rubs bandaid on head* so? Anyway, I think I know how to get out of here.
Filia: Oh?
Xelloss: *nod* Well, she wants to determine whether or not we hate or like eachother... and I know what result she wants
Filia: I see.... so whats your idea?
Xelloss: *smirk* Sore wa hi....
Filia: You want out of here or not?!
Xelloss: Okay, okay! *runs over and glomps Filia* See, author-san?! See?!
Filia: *twitch* Must resist... urge... to.... kill....
Xelloss: Oh, not good enough? Well how about th...
Filia: IYA! *Baseball bats Xel into the opposite wall*
Xelloss: Itai... I guess author-san wasn't listening.....
Filia: *Demon head* YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE NAMAGOMI!!!!
Xelloss: n_n Here's a point I'd like to raise. Why do fanfiction authors insist on you repeatedly calling me namagomi, when you said that once? And, repeated mace-ings? I'm sure during the darkstar adventure you didn't get me with it... Or even try. Severe chasings in dragon form, however are different...
Filia: You have a point. More tea?
Xelloss: I'll pass thanks.
*Xelloss and Filia sit in silence, Filia drinks tea, Xelloss plays with a Rubix Cube - eventually he completes it by peeling off all the coloured stickers and replacing them in the right place.*
Filia: Can I try that Xelloss?
Xelloss: Yeah.. just let me mess it up. *replaces stickers in wrong amounts*
Filia: *tackles the puzzle*
Xelloss: In the spirit of things going on, Filia, want to play 20 questions?
Filia: *Irritaion mark pops up and she maces the rubix cube* sure.
Xelloss: Question one..... Why do you hate me?
Filia: Let me go first, so I can answer my questions with the same degree of straight answer that you do for yours.
Xelloss: okay! n_n;;
Filia: What justifications/ plausible reasons are there for X/F fiction? As you see it?
Xelloss: Umm.... to annoy you. Because Juu-ou said so.... Oh, how about this one! To pick you up, make you fall in love then break your heart and have a good laugh. *thinks* To get the Val egg.... To make little Mazoku-dragon hybrids, author being able to justify how that happens, of course. To satisfy my own curiosity about what you think... Hmm.... ah! Being addicted to your negativity... I suppose you could call that a mazoku version of love. Lots. Thats quite unfortunate really, isn't it?
Filia: Isn't it just? When are we going to be let out of this place?!
Xelloss: I'll try again.... *tackleglomps Filia*
Filia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GET OFFFFF!!!!!
Xelloss: hush up or it won't work.
Filia: you do like me don't you? *shudders*
Xelloss: *pushes himself off Filia* Filia-san! I'm a mazoku, remember?! I just want out. *under breath* And you really really annoyed....
Filia: Pardon? I didn't catch that last bit.
Xelloss: oh, uh... nothing.
HEY GUYS!!!!
Xelloss: *jumps about 10 foot in the air*
Filia: Hey author-san.
Xelloss: *glares at loudspeaker right next to him*
*snicker* Question time guys.
Xelloss: CAN YOU TURN THE SPEAKER DOWN PLEASE?
nope. just move away from it. First one... would you two consider the fact of respecting one another? I mean, Fi is one of the few Dragons I've seen to actually HIT Xel. And Xel, Fi is the only person apart from Lina you allow to get hit by!
Xelloss: we already share a mutual understanding.... and respect eachother's dislike of the other. okay?
Filia: *blink blink* I don't like him... why would I respect any murderous mazoku?
Xelloss: You respected your chief elder... and he was worse than me.
Filia: HOW SO?
Xelloss: I was following orders to destroy... not giving them
Filia: But still...
Xelloss: Author-san! She's unreasonable!
Quit it. You whine faaaaaaaar to much. Next questions.
Digi-Riven: Xelloss, if your staff is actually a part of you can you sense things (see, hear, feel, etc) through it?
Xelloss: author-san put that idea in your head didn't she?
Filia: How can you sense thnigs through a bit of wood?
Xelloss: Maybe its made of mazoku. Sore wa himitsu desu anyway.
*shrug* What can I do? Okay, more .... Filia how does your tail pop out so fast? Do you have it curled up in your skirt next to your mace?
Filia: Sore wa himitsu desu!
Xelloss: *Smashes Filia with his staff, the same way Filia smashes with Mace-sama*
Filia: *rubs her head* Itai... um... well... I don't really think about how it pops out, and as for my underskirt arrangement...
Xelloss: *Looks at Filia's "underskirt arrangement"*
Filia: IIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Pervert! Stay out of there! *smashes Xelloss into a satisfactory little puddle*
n_n whilst Xelloss literally pulls himself together, I been given one here for Filia that has nothing to do with Xelloss, "in reponse to the "boxers/briefs" question. So Filia, Granny-panties or thongs? or nothing at all? I can't imagine that underwear would be possible what with your dragon tail popping out all the time...hmm...okay.... here it is formulated better: How can you wear underwear when your tail keps popping out and if you manage a way around it, what kind of underwear do you wear?"
Filia: TAILS DONT POP OUT OF YOUR BUTT! They're just above!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright Alright... don't yell.
Xelloss: *pops up* DON'T YELL! Author-san is bad enough!
*ahem* moving on... Xelloss what would you do if Filia stole your staff?
Xelloss: Steal her bow.
Filia what happens if he stole the bow on your tail?
Filia: I'll mace him and steal his staff.
Xelloss: Filia.... *glomp*
Filia: *tail pops out, bares fangs*
Xelloss: *Steals the bow*
Filia: *Maces Xel and takes her bow back* Once more namagomi... just once more....
Xelloss: Once more? n_n;; okay! *glomp*
Filia: *once again bashes Xel into a pulp*
*AHEM!!!!* "Filia, most people CAN control their emotions. People like to bug me all the time, but I just go on like nothing happened. Even insults about being a dragon can be ignored. Why do you let it get to you?"
Filia: I don't know. HE JUST DOES! Augh! *stamps on the Xelloss-puddle* There's only so much a dragon can take. You know, I can sense a mazoku's presence. So much as one walking past can bring a dragon priestess like me up in goosebumps. Maybe thats why.
Xelloss: *as a puddle* boo?
Filia: shut up.
*sigh* I guess we should let them have some quiet time. *cheesy grin* now, a question for Zelgadiss!
Zelgadiss: . . .
"Hey Zelgadiss! You're always getting put with Amelia, and to a lesser extend, Lina. And to a much lesser extent, Xelloss. How do you feel about being paired with other people, like Filia, or dare I say ..Sylphiel? Just curious, oh-master of the straight-answer."
Zelgadiss: It seems to me that anything would be a welcome change to the Xelloss pairings. Which, might I add, I sympathise with Filia, I don't see what she did to deserve that. *sips coffee*
Xelloss: I hear you Zelly-darling.
Zelgadiss: *elegantly spits coffee all over the floor and goes bright red* The very moment you step out of that room, you're going to...
Xelloss: Be glomped? n_n;; Why my Zelgabunny, Filia might get jealous!
Zelgadiss: !!! I WAS going to say meet a RAH TILT and your DOOM!
Xelloss: You couldn't bring you...
Filia: What was that about jealousy?! *Pulps Xelloss again*
Xelloss: but but but... ( good song, ne?)
Zelgadiss: Then again, me and Filia do have one thing in common. Fanfic writers will be fanfic writers and pair their favourite characters, whether we like it or not.
*nod* Looks like Xellie and Filly are stuck together still ^^;; usual deal, fire questions, and I'll make 'em answer! Um... hands up X/F supporters?
Xelloss: Help us! we need points to raise that are Anti-X/F fiction! somebody!!
*grin* Advert time...
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Crispy, black, blasted to ashes in perfection....
It's Finger Clickin' good!
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*hopeful look* don't forget to review.... n_n;; ,\,,,
As you can see, Xelloss and Filia are stuck together in the cohabitation suite and are..0.o are... are...
drinking tea together like civilised creatures?!?! What's more is I stocked the room with 'Author brand Truth Tea' (gomen Riven - I couldn't have them getting high on the dragon/mazoku equivilent of Catnip....yet)
Xelloss: *sigh* Well, that author... she's just crazy.
Filia: *shakes head* I can't believe she actually done this to us.
Xelloss: And I can't believe we're talking like like this, but I'm whacked after avoiding mace-sama like that.
Filia: Me too...Argh! PUN!
Xelloss: *rubs bandaid on head* so? Anyway, I think I know how to get out of here.
Filia: Oh?
Xelloss: *nod* Well, she wants to determine whether or not we hate or like eachother... and I know what result she wants
Filia: I see.... so whats your idea?
Xelloss: *smirk* Sore wa hi....
Filia: You want out of here or not?!
Xelloss: Okay, okay! *runs over and glomps Filia* See, author-san?! See?!
Filia: *twitch* Must resist... urge... to.... kill....
Xelloss: Oh, not good enough? Well how about th...
Filia: IYA! *Baseball bats Xel into the opposite wall*
Xelloss: Itai... I guess author-san wasn't listening.....
Filia: *Demon head* YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE NAMAGOMI!!!!
Xelloss: n_n Here's a point I'd like to raise. Why do fanfiction authors insist on you repeatedly calling me namagomi, when you said that once? And, repeated mace-ings? I'm sure during the darkstar adventure you didn't get me with it... Or even try. Severe chasings in dragon form, however are different...
Filia: You have a point. More tea?
Xelloss: I'll pass thanks.
*Xelloss and Filia sit in silence, Filia drinks tea, Xelloss plays with a Rubix Cube - eventually he completes it by peeling off all the coloured stickers and replacing them in the right place.*
Filia: Can I try that Xelloss?
Xelloss: Yeah.. just let me mess it up. *replaces stickers in wrong amounts*
Filia: *tackles the puzzle*
Xelloss: In the spirit of things going on, Filia, want to play 20 questions?
Filia: *Irritaion mark pops up and she maces the rubix cube* sure.
Xelloss: Question one..... Why do you hate me?
Filia: Let me go first, so I can answer my questions with the same degree of straight answer that you do for yours.
Xelloss: okay! n_n;;
Filia: What justifications/ plausible reasons are there for X/F fiction? As you see it?
Xelloss: Umm.... to annoy you. Because Juu-ou said so.... Oh, how about this one! To pick you up, make you fall in love then break your heart and have a good laugh. *thinks* To get the Val egg.... To make little Mazoku-dragon hybrids, author being able to justify how that happens, of course. To satisfy my own curiosity about what you think... Hmm.... ah! Being addicted to your negativity... I suppose you could call that a mazoku version of love. Lots. Thats quite unfortunate really, isn't it?
Filia: Isn't it just? When are we going to be let out of this place?!
Xelloss: I'll try again.... *tackleglomps Filia*
Filia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GET OFFFFF!!!!!
Xelloss: hush up or it won't work.
Filia: you do like me don't you? *shudders*
Xelloss: *pushes himself off Filia* Filia-san! I'm a mazoku, remember?! I just want out. *under breath* And you really really annoyed....
Filia: Pardon? I didn't catch that last bit.
Xelloss: oh, uh... nothing.
HEY GUYS!!!!
Xelloss: *jumps about 10 foot in the air*
Filia: Hey author-san.
Xelloss: *glares at loudspeaker right next to him*
*snicker* Question time guys.
Xelloss: CAN YOU TURN THE SPEAKER DOWN PLEASE?
nope. just move away from it. First one... would you two consider the fact of respecting one another? I mean, Fi is one of the few Dragons I've seen to actually HIT Xel. And Xel, Fi is the only person apart from Lina you allow to get hit by!
Xelloss: we already share a mutual understanding.... and respect eachother's dislike of the other. okay?
Filia: *blink blink* I don't like him... why would I respect any murderous mazoku?
Xelloss: You respected your chief elder... and he was worse than me.
Filia: HOW SO?
Xelloss: I was following orders to destroy... not giving them
Filia: But still...
Xelloss: Author-san! She's unreasonable!
Quit it. You whine faaaaaaaar to much. Next questions.
Digi-Riven: Xelloss, if your staff is actually a part of you can you sense things (see, hear, feel, etc) through it?
Xelloss: author-san put that idea in your head didn't she?
Filia: How can you sense thnigs through a bit of wood?
Xelloss: Maybe its made of mazoku. Sore wa himitsu desu anyway.
*shrug* What can I do? Okay, more .... Filia how does your tail pop out so fast? Do you have it curled up in your skirt next to your mace?
Filia: Sore wa himitsu desu!
Xelloss: *Smashes Filia with his staff, the same way Filia smashes with Mace-sama*
Filia: *rubs her head* Itai... um... well... I don't really think about how it pops out, and as for my underskirt arrangement...
Xelloss: *Looks at Filia's "underskirt arrangement"*
Filia: IIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Pervert! Stay out of there! *smashes Xelloss into a satisfactory little puddle*
n_n whilst Xelloss literally pulls himself together, I been given one here for Filia that has nothing to do with Xelloss, "in reponse to the "boxers/briefs" question. So Filia, Granny-panties or thongs? or nothing at all? I can't imagine that underwear would be possible what with your dragon tail popping out all the time...hmm...okay.... here it is formulated better: How can you wear underwear when your tail keps popping out and if you manage a way around it, what kind of underwear do you wear?"
Filia: TAILS DONT POP OUT OF YOUR BUTT! They're just above!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright Alright... don't yell.
Xelloss: *pops up* DON'T YELL! Author-san is bad enough!
*ahem* moving on... Xelloss what would you do if Filia stole your staff?
Xelloss: Steal her bow.
Filia what happens if he stole the bow on your tail?
Filia: I'll mace him and steal his staff.
Xelloss: Filia.... *glomp*
Filia: *tail pops out, bares fangs*
Xelloss: *Steals the bow*
Filia: *Maces Xel and takes her bow back* Once more namagomi... just once more....
Xelloss: Once more? n_n;; okay! *glomp*
Filia: *once again bashes Xel into a pulp*
*AHEM!!!!* "Filia, most people CAN control their emotions. People like to bug me all the time, but I just go on like nothing happened. Even insults about being a dragon can be ignored. Why do you let it get to you?"
Filia: I don't know. HE JUST DOES! Augh! *stamps on the Xelloss-puddle* There's only so much a dragon can take. You know, I can sense a mazoku's presence. So much as one walking past can bring a dragon priestess like me up in goosebumps. Maybe thats why.
Xelloss: *as a puddle* boo?
Filia: shut up.
*sigh* I guess we should let them have some quiet time. *cheesy grin* now, a question for Zelgadiss!
Zelgadiss: . . .
"Hey Zelgadiss! You're always getting put with Amelia, and to a lesser extend, Lina. And to a much lesser extent, Xelloss. How do you feel about being paired with other people, like Filia, or dare I say ..Sylphiel? Just curious, oh-master of the straight-answer."
Zelgadiss: It seems to me that anything would be a welcome change to the Xelloss pairings. Which, might I add, I sympathise with Filia, I don't see what she did to deserve that. *sips coffee*
Xelloss: I hear you Zelly-darling.
Zelgadiss: *elegantly spits coffee all over the floor and goes bright red* The very moment you step out of that room, you're going to...
Xelloss: Be glomped? n_n;; Why my Zelgabunny, Filia might get jealous!
Zelgadiss: !!! I WAS going to say meet a RAH TILT and your DOOM!
Xelloss: You couldn't bring you...
Filia: What was that about jealousy?! *Pulps Xelloss again*
Xelloss: but but but... ( good song, ne?)
Zelgadiss: Then again, me and Filia do have one thing in common. Fanfic writers will be fanfic writers and pair their favourite characters, whether we like it or not.
*nod* Looks like Xellie and Filly are stuck together still ^^;; usual deal, fire questions, and I'll make 'em answer! Um... hands up X/F supporters?
Xelloss: Help us! we need points to raise that are Anti-X/F fiction! somebody!!
*grin* Advert time...
_________________________
Phibrizzo's Fried chicken.....
Crispy, black, blasted to ashes in perfection....
It's Finger Clickin' good!
_________________________
*hopeful look* don't forget to review.... n_n;; ,\,,,