Welcome to yet another edition... episode...chapter..uh... hello? Is this thing working? *taps mike* I don't think it is so now's a good time to remind everyone that I don't own Slayers. Hehehe....
Xelloss: And thats a good thing for us! Or we'd have to put up with this kind of thing everyday!
*Whaps Xelloss on the head with a frying pan* Get back in that room now! I want to get on with the fic! And plug the mike in!
Xelloss: *does so*
*ahem* Hi! Welcome back! Xelloss and Filia are still in The Room. I've given them a jigsaw puzzle to work together on, and if who ever finishes it gets let out. So if Filia finishes it, she can come out. If Xelloss finishes it, he can come out, if they work together, they can both come out.
Xelloss: If you start from the corners its easiest.
Filia: No!
Xelloss: No?
Filia: You have to make up the middle first!
Xelloss: That is so wrong.
Filia: *Snatches all the pieces* Like this...
Xelloss: Yare yare...
You know something, The way they act, they remind me of my parents! So whilst they fight over that I got some questions for the Slayers crew to answer!
Lina, how do you feel about X/L pairings?
Lina: Look, Xelloss is a mazoku. If I want to be used as a convience all my life then I'd pair up with him. Still you can't blame the authors, after all who can resist someone as beautiful and as talented as me?
Gourry: Not to mention flat...
Lina: FIREBALL!
Gourry: oooww.....
Zelgadiss, how do you feel about Z/F parings?
Zelgadiss: . . .
*ahem* Zelgadiss, how do you feel about Z/F parings?
Zelgadiss: *sips coffee* They're better than X/Z pairings thats for sure.
Aww... Zelly-chan!
Zelgadiss: This whole thing is ridiculous
ZELLY!!!!
Xelloss: What? I'm trying to do this jigsaw! *pushes Filia's nicely made jigsaw centre so it breaks up.* See! I nearly got thiss corner done!
Filia: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
Wrong Zelly. Ummm.... moving on, Amelia, what is your view on mazoku?
Amelia: The mazoku are unjust and evil and need to be shown the errors of their ways. All mazoku should learn to love and appreciate life and justice and hope! And I...
*sigh* Just your opinion, not what you want to do about it. Ohhh, here's one for Gourry!
Gourry, can I have your weapon of light? Please?
Gourry: *clutches sword* No! It's a family treasure!
Lina: If you want my Sword of Light, then you'll have to pay me a good price
Gourry: But it's mine!
Lina: You said I could have it, remember?
Gourry: No I didn't! Anyway, you said you were going to treat me to dinner.
Lina: I'll treat you to dinner right now. *Throws some of the buffet at Gourry*
*In the chaos our brave Author-san takes time out to read all about morning glories. And duck flying food. Eventually Gourry and Lina realise the food is no longer edible and sulk*
On the subject of food, could I please remind everyone there's to be no alcohol consumption on the premises. No smoking for the comfort of those around you, and absolutely no pets, due to my severe allergy problem. That includes you at the back madam. Can I also ask your group to make sure you keep that child well supervised? thank you.
Right, lets answer some more questions!
"Hello, I was just wondering...since Jiras said that the pairing were the WORST ones, wouldn't that mean the X/F is the worst one? But never fear! The true love between Xelloss and Filia shall never be extinguished! The gods of Justice shall make sure of it!"
Xelloss: *sweatdrops* Did Amelia get her twin to send that one in?
Filia: Give me back those pieces!
Xelloss: Not until we've made the corners first!
Lina: Hmm... maybe Jiras was just relying on the fact they conflicted so badly whilst trying to deny their true feeling for eachother.
Filia: WHAT?!
Xelloss: WHAT?!
Amelia: I have to agree with Miss Lina
Xelloss: feel free to argue with her
Zelgadiss: Would you argue with Lina?
Gourry: Why argue? If Filia and Xelloss learn to get along then everybody will be happier!
Filia: Except me!
Xelloss: And me!
Before this gets any worse, lets move on! " For whomever cares to answer:
I can't help but think that the whole 'Opposites Attract' thing just doesn't work in the practical sense. Are the brilliant attracted to the idiotic? Certainly not. The attractive attracted to the hideous? No.. The sane attracted to the insane? Hu-uh. Thoughts?"
Filia: We've tried to say that!
Xelloss: So are you saying that Lina and Gourry really do have a lot in common? I said that earlier!
Filia: I'm going to agree with that statement, it doesn't always work!
Xelloss: So I'm the attractive one, and you're the hideous one, right?
Filia: Wrong way round!
Xelloss: Thats not very nice Filia-san. n_n Being nasty should be the mazoku role.
Filia: It's perfectly acceptable for a dragon to be mean to a mazoku
Xelloss: Then you're just as bad as we are.
Filia: auuuuuuuuuugh! *flings jigsaw across the room*
Oh here we go again... what about you crew?
Amelia: Anyone can overcome anything for true love!
Lina: They're alike. Look at the way the argue all the time to prove that they're dissimiliar. The way they react to a lot of these questions.
Zelgadiss: They're both equally stubborn.
Gourry: Whats a stubborn?
What next hmm... "Since it keeps coming up: I see a lot of people babbling about how that whole 'pairing up' thing went in Try, and yet I don't recall reading any works with Gourry and Amelia together.. Is it a double-standard?
Is 'because they look cute together' justification for -anything- or is it just grabbing at straws?"
*grin* I've read a couple of Gourry/Amelia works!
Amelia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! But surely Mr Gourry belongs with Miss Lina?
Lina: What was that Amelia?
Amelia: I was just saying that you and Mr...
Lina: Fireball!
Amelia: *blink blink cough*
Gourry: I don't get it.
Zelgadiss: ... There's a surprise
Grrr.... Please don't get too violent, I want this to stay suitable for all! Filia! Xelloss! The rest of the question... "Though I think you two don't care for each other, I don't think either of you actively hope for the demise of the other.After all, you're both fairly mature, despite how one might act to prove otherwise... So. Armed with that knowledge, what would either of you say about the other at their funeral, assuming you were there with the rest of the group for the service?"
Xelloss: Filia, you are the weakes....
Xellie! No cheesy quiz show ripoffs. Imagine you're at the funeral and have to say something about Filia, what would you say?
Xelloss: We had our conflicts, but got the job done. Lina do you have to eat so much? This is a funeral not a party.
Zelgadiss: Trust a mazoku comedian to come up with something like that.
Filia: Well, I don't know... Do mazoku even have funerals?
Lina: No, because they vanish
Zelgadiss: Some mazoku around here are in desperate need of vanishing.
Amelia: Mr Zelgadiss, that's not very nice. Such a subject might hurt Mr Xelloss' feelings!
Zelgadiss: I'd like to see that happen.
Xelloss: Filia, why did you tie your bow on my staff?
Filia: You stole it! How dare you blame me!? *tail pops out, complete with violet bow*
Xelloss: Thats a nice bow Filia-san *points*
Filia: You went and tied that on my tail?! HENTAI!!!!
Oh! A question just for me! "Zee, are you annoyed at all by the mysterious prowler pulling pranks?"
Well, not at all, mysterious-prowler-san! n_n;; I'm equally amused. Knock it off already you two!
Xelloss, Filia, are you both annoyed by all the strange mysterious happenings?
Xelloss: Well, thats your fault Author-san! everything is.
I'm not a crazy author *More custard falls on Amelia and some wolves start howling at the back of the audience*
YEESH! I SAID NO PETS! Lets have a quick fire round! Xelloss, you have been specifically forbidden from saying "Sore wa himitsu Desu" Or you'll be blasted into the next dimension.... or worse if I think of something. So...
Xelloss, what would you do if you were stuck with Fi in a room and you couldn't get out?
Xelloss: I already am!!
Next, Filia, what would you do if Xelloss became a dragon?
Filia: Panic?
alright... Xelloss, what would you do if Filia turned into a mazoku?
Xelloss: Eso es un secreto! ^.~
0.o that worries me somewhat... Filia, would you marry Xelloss if he was the last man on Earth?
Filia: I wouldn't marry him if he was the last dragon on the planet either!
Last one... Xelloss, would you marry Filia if she was the last woman on Earth?
Xelloss: There wouldn't be anyone to perform the marriage, or be witness, so it wouldn't be legal anyway, so even IF I wanted to it wouldn't be possible.
*grumbles* Smart alec. Does Xellie annoy anyone else apart from me and Filia? *sigh* How's that jigsaw?
Xelloss: In many pieces!
Filia: Let me do the middle!
Don't worry for the moment, do it in a minute, got some questions for the two of you.
"would you two sing together in a karaoke if the prize were to be something you each want a lot? What would you like the prize to be?"
Filia: yes!
Xelloss: Of course.
what prizes would you want?
Filia: To get out of this room!
Xelloss: To get out of this room!
Don't you think you act a bit childish towards each other.(deny this and I'll lock you in a freezer together a smmmaaaalll freezer so you'll have to cuddle together to keep warm I'm ready to do that.)Have you ever just sat down and get to know each other. Like, not even to be a couple but just maybe well.....something like 'friends'?
Xelloss: I can be childish if I want
Filia: I'm not as childish as Xelloss!
Xelloss: *Sticks tongue out* Naaaah
Filia: *shakes head* I think after the dark star battle we can get along to be civil.... friendship may not come.
Xelloss: Filia's far too much of a high and mighty golden dragon to be friends with a mazoku.
Filia: Why you....! *smashes jigsaw over Xelloss head*
Xelloss: stupid dragon! We have to finish that to get out of here, now all the pieces are everywhere! *starts gathering pieces*
Oooh, another question...
"I wonder... Xelloss and Filia worked together to beat Dark Star, so I wonder if they could work together without the salvation of the world hanging in the balance."
Looks unlikely....
Anymore for anymore? I said no smoking is the audience! *loud sigh is heard and grumbles* bring more questions, everyone can answer! Okay, almost everyone. If Amelia answers many questions I might well die.
Xelloss: And thats a good thing for us! Or we'd have to put up with this kind of thing everyday!
*Whaps Xelloss on the head with a frying pan* Get back in that room now! I want to get on with the fic! And plug the mike in!
Xelloss: *does so*
*ahem* Hi! Welcome back! Xelloss and Filia are still in The Room. I've given them a jigsaw puzzle to work together on, and if who ever finishes it gets let out. So if Filia finishes it, she can come out. If Xelloss finishes it, he can come out, if they work together, they can both come out.
Xelloss: If you start from the corners its easiest.
Filia: No!
Xelloss: No?
Filia: You have to make up the middle first!
Xelloss: That is so wrong.
Filia: *Snatches all the pieces* Like this...
Xelloss: Yare yare...
You know something, The way they act, they remind me of my parents! So whilst they fight over that I got some questions for the Slayers crew to answer!
Lina, how do you feel about X/L pairings?
Lina: Look, Xelloss is a mazoku. If I want to be used as a convience all my life then I'd pair up with him. Still you can't blame the authors, after all who can resist someone as beautiful and as talented as me?
Gourry: Not to mention flat...
Lina: FIREBALL!
Gourry: oooww.....
Zelgadiss, how do you feel about Z/F parings?
Zelgadiss: . . .
*ahem* Zelgadiss, how do you feel about Z/F parings?
Zelgadiss: *sips coffee* They're better than X/Z pairings thats for sure.
Aww... Zelly-chan!
Zelgadiss: This whole thing is ridiculous
ZELLY!!!!
Xelloss: What? I'm trying to do this jigsaw! *pushes Filia's nicely made jigsaw centre so it breaks up.* See! I nearly got thiss corner done!
Filia: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
Wrong Zelly. Ummm.... moving on, Amelia, what is your view on mazoku?
Amelia: The mazoku are unjust and evil and need to be shown the errors of their ways. All mazoku should learn to love and appreciate life and justice and hope! And I...
*sigh* Just your opinion, not what you want to do about it. Ohhh, here's one for Gourry!
Gourry, can I have your weapon of light? Please?
Gourry: *clutches sword* No! It's a family treasure!
Lina: If you want my Sword of Light, then you'll have to pay me a good price
Gourry: But it's mine!
Lina: You said I could have it, remember?
Gourry: No I didn't! Anyway, you said you were going to treat me to dinner.
Lina: I'll treat you to dinner right now. *Throws some of the buffet at Gourry*
*In the chaos our brave Author-san takes time out to read all about morning glories. And duck flying food. Eventually Gourry and Lina realise the food is no longer edible and sulk*
On the subject of food, could I please remind everyone there's to be no alcohol consumption on the premises. No smoking for the comfort of those around you, and absolutely no pets, due to my severe allergy problem. That includes you at the back madam. Can I also ask your group to make sure you keep that child well supervised? thank you.
Right, lets answer some more questions!
"Hello, I was just wondering...since Jiras said that the pairing were the WORST ones, wouldn't that mean the X/F is the worst one? But never fear! The true love between Xelloss and Filia shall never be extinguished! The gods of Justice shall make sure of it!"
Xelloss: *sweatdrops* Did Amelia get her twin to send that one in?
Filia: Give me back those pieces!
Xelloss: Not until we've made the corners first!
Lina: Hmm... maybe Jiras was just relying on the fact they conflicted so badly whilst trying to deny their true feeling for eachother.
Filia: WHAT?!
Xelloss: WHAT?!
Amelia: I have to agree with Miss Lina
Xelloss: feel free to argue with her
Zelgadiss: Would you argue with Lina?
Gourry: Why argue? If Filia and Xelloss learn to get along then everybody will be happier!
Filia: Except me!
Xelloss: And me!
Before this gets any worse, lets move on! " For whomever cares to answer:
I can't help but think that the whole 'Opposites Attract' thing just doesn't work in the practical sense. Are the brilliant attracted to the idiotic? Certainly not. The attractive attracted to the hideous? No.. The sane attracted to the insane? Hu-uh. Thoughts?"
Filia: We've tried to say that!
Xelloss: So are you saying that Lina and Gourry really do have a lot in common? I said that earlier!
Filia: I'm going to agree with that statement, it doesn't always work!
Xelloss: So I'm the attractive one, and you're the hideous one, right?
Filia: Wrong way round!
Xelloss: Thats not very nice Filia-san. n_n Being nasty should be the mazoku role.
Filia: It's perfectly acceptable for a dragon to be mean to a mazoku
Xelloss: Then you're just as bad as we are.
Filia: auuuuuuuuuugh! *flings jigsaw across the room*
Oh here we go again... what about you crew?
Amelia: Anyone can overcome anything for true love!
Lina: They're alike. Look at the way the argue all the time to prove that they're dissimiliar. The way they react to a lot of these questions.
Zelgadiss: They're both equally stubborn.
Gourry: Whats a stubborn?
What next hmm... "Since it keeps coming up: I see a lot of people babbling about how that whole 'pairing up' thing went in Try, and yet I don't recall reading any works with Gourry and Amelia together.. Is it a double-standard?
Is 'because they look cute together' justification for -anything- or is it just grabbing at straws?"
*grin* I've read a couple of Gourry/Amelia works!
Amelia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! But surely Mr Gourry belongs with Miss Lina?
Lina: What was that Amelia?
Amelia: I was just saying that you and Mr...
Lina: Fireball!
Amelia: *blink blink cough*
Gourry: I don't get it.
Zelgadiss: ... There's a surprise
Grrr.... Please don't get too violent, I want this to stay suitable for all! Filia! Xelloss! The rest of the question... "Though I think you two don't care for each other, I don't think either of you actively hope for the demise of the other.After all, you're both fairly mature, despite how one might act to prove otherwise... So. Armed with that knowledge, what would either of you say about the other at their funeral, assuming you were there with the rest of the group for the service?"
Xelloss: Filia, you are the weakes....
Xellie! No cheesy quiz show ripoffs. Imagine you're at the funeral and have to say something about Filia, what would you say?
Xelloss: We had our conflicts, but got the job done. Lina do you have to eat so much? This is a funeral not a party.
Zelgadiss: Trust a mazoku comedian to come up with something like that.
Filia: Well, I don't know... Do mazoku even have funerals?
Lina: No, because they vanish
Zelgadiss: Some mazoku around here are in desperate need of vanishing.
Amelia: Mr Zelgadiss, that's not very nice. Such a subject might hurt Mr Xelloss' feelings!
Zelgadiss: I'd like to see that happen.
Xelloss: Filia, why did you tie your bow on my staff?
Filia: You stole it! How dare you blame me!? *tail pops out, complete with violet bow*
Xelloss: Thats a nice bow Filia-san *points*
Filia: You went and tied that on my tail?! HENTAI!!!!
Oh! A question just for me! "Zee, are you annoyed at all by the mysterious prowler pulling pranks?"
Well, not at all, mysterious-prowler-san! n_n;; I'm equally amused. Knock it off already you two!
Xelloss, Filia, are you both annoyed by all the strange mysterious happenings?
Xelloss: Well, thats your fault Author-san! everything is.
I'm not a crazy author *More custard falls on Amelia and some wolves start howling at the back of the audience*
YEESH! I SAID NO PETS! Lets have a quick fire round! Xelloss, you have been specifically forbidden from saying "Sore wa himitsu Desu" Or you'll be blasted into the next dimension.... or worse if I think of something. So...
Xelloss, what would you do if you were stuck with Fi in a room and you couldn't get out?
Xelloss: I already am!!
Next, Filia, what would you do if Xelloss became a dragon?
Filia: Panic?
alright... Xelloss, what would you do if Filia turned into a mazoku?
Xelloss: Eso es un secreto! ^.~
0.o that worries me somewhat... Filia, would you marry Xelloss if he was the last man on Earth?
Filia: I wouldn't marry him if he was the last dragon on the planet either!
Last one... Xelloss, would you marry Filia if she was the last woman on Earth?
Xelloss: There wouldn't be anyone to perform the marriage, or be witness, so it wouldn't be legal anyway, so even IF I wanted to it wouldn't be possible.
*grumbles* Smart alec. Does Xellie annoy anyone else apart from me and Filia? *sigh* How's that jigsaw?
Xelloss: In many pieces!
Filia: Let me do the middle!
Don't worry for the moment, do it in a minute, got some questions for the two of you.
"would you two sing together in a karaoke if the prize were to be something you each want a lot? What would you like the prize to be?"
Filia: yes!
Xelloss: Of course.
what prizes would you want?
Filia: To get out of this room!
Xelloss: To get out of this room!
Don't you think you act a bit childish towards each other.(deny this and I'll lock you in a freezer together a smmmaaaalll freezer so you'll have to cuddle together to keep warm I'm ready to do that.)Have you ever just sat down and get to know each other. Like, not even to be a couple but just maybe well.....something like 'friends'?
Xelloss: I can be childish if I want
Filia: I'm not as childish as Xelloss!
Xelloss: *Sticks tongue out* Naaaah
Filia: *shakes head* I think after the dark star battle we can get along to be civil.... friendship may not come.
Xelloss: Filia's far too much of a high and mighty golden dragon to be friends with a mazoku.
Filia: Why you....! *smashes jigsaw over Xelloss head*
Xelloss: stupid dragon! We have to finish that to get out of here, now all the pieces are everywhere! *starts gathering pieces*
Oooh, another question...
"I wonder... Xelloss and Filia worked together to beat Dark Star, so I wonder if they could work together without the salvation of the world hanging in the balance."
Looks unlikely....
Anymore for anymore? I said no smoking is the audience! *loud sigh is heard and grumbles* bring more questions, everyone can answer! Okay, almost everyone. If Amelia answers many questions I might well die.