Hihihi! So glad you're all still here! You know, for a one chapter fic... this is getting um.... yeah, anyway! Xellie and Filia still have the jigsaw to complete ^-^ I don't own Slayers, still, I dream I do!
So, I'm gonna dive straight in this time with questions!
"Zelgadiss, no pointing fingers. You and Lina are just as stubborn as either of them. You, however, are slightly more succeptible to bend if you're dealing with the opposite sex."
Zelgadiss: Isn't that the same as saying I'm less stuborn?
As for you, Lina... I can go on and about how similar you and Zelgadiss are. I'm sure I can find some L/Z fans to agree with me. So don't start.
Gourry.. Assuming this interview is going on post-try.. which it obviously is.. Haven't you already lost the Sword of Light?
Gourry: *blinks and draws his sword* Ooooh yeah! This is a normal sword!
Lina: Well, duh. But if they ever bring the sword back, it's mine!
Zelgadiss: *sigh* I can't believe you two forgot that.
Xelloss: Thats because Author-san fell in a plot hole!
Shut up Xelloss. Damarei baka! Anata wa namagomi desu!
*blinks* question about "Scattering Japanese Words/Phrases around in works of fanfiction. Immersive or irritating?"
Filia: I like it. Namgomi! namagomi! namagomi!
Xelloss: I like it too! It allows authors to write in words that would otherwise change the rating of the fiction. Why do you do it author-san?
me? Coz I watch Slayers in Japanese, not English.
Lina: that because YOU can't stand Xellos' voice in the english one!
Is not! It's cause I don't live in America! So there!
Xelloss: do I REALLY sound like that?
Filia: *smirks* yes.
Xelloss: Anou... you sound like a selfish dragon!
Amelia: I think it's wrong when fanfiction authors use strings of japanese in an English fic without explaining what they mean! And even then, it's annoying to have to remember more than one word to look up in the glossary they should put at the end of the fic!
Lina: But most fanfic readers know what a 'Namagomi' is
Xelloss: yeah, they think it's japanese for 'super cute mazoku!'
Zelgadiss: More like 'Annoying little turd'
Filia: I'm sure he's far worse than that.
Zelgadiss: alright... he's a whiney, annoying, irritating not to be trusted mazoku
Filia: wrong! Worse! He's a... He's a... Xelloss!
Xelloss: n_n;; why, thank you!
Zelgadiss: I don't see your problem Filia, he didn't annoy you as much as me
Filia: No! He annoyed me more!
Zelgadiss: I think you'll find it was me.
Filia: me!
Xelloss: Yare yare... *works on the jigsaw*
Filia! Zelgadiss! You can bicker about who like Xelloss most later!
Filia: He does!
Zelgadiss: She does!
Answer this everyone.... "Reviewers who write things along the lines of, "OMG! Make this fic (favorite char)/(favorite char) plz!" Are they annoying or what?"
All: YES!!!
*keeps reading* "Character bashing in fanfiction: What gives? Why not just leave out the chars you don't like?"
Filia: why don't they leave out the characters you do like, like Xelloss! or leave me out!
That's not quite the idea Filia...
Ameria: It's like, why do they put characters in fanfiction just to be mean to them? It's very unjust! For example... *Amelia gets covered in custard*
Oh man, Ameria, I don't hate you, but you rant more than me. And I am running out of custard to dump on you!
Still moving on quickly hmm..."X/L. I've never thought of that. I mean Xelly did kiss Lina when Gourry never did."
Lina: *blushes* I still haven't gotten him back for that...
Xelloss: The things I do for my job!
Lina: You say that... but that's not it is it?
Xelloss: sore wa himitsu desu! *goes back to jigsaw*
0.o hmm.... *Getting Evil ideas* well, the rest of the ran.. I mean question..." F/Z doesn't sound like it would work too much for me. I mean Xelloss-san is right about Filia being a stubborn dragon and she would have to have it her way. And Zel isn't one of the leave me out people for a long time. I mean he is stubborn too, hence the search for his non-existant cure."
Zelgadiss: It's only non-existant if I give up trying.
Filia: I'm not stubborn!
Zelgadiss: yes, you are.
Xelloss: I have to agree with Zelgabunny-chan.
Zelgadiss: . . . Author-san let you watch Slayers Next - yet again, didn't she?
Xelloss: yup! n_n;;
Filia: I'm NOT stubborn! And you're doing that jigsaw all wrong! Work from the middle!!!!
*ahem* more of the same justice-speech styled question! "And Xelly don't go praising that I said you were right cause Filia is right too. You do work for a decrepit old lord covered in ice. I mean Zelas sends you to do everything while she drinks and smokes."
Xelloss: *Twitch* firstly, Juu-ou sama isn't the one covered in ice.... and secondly *Grows demon head* How do you know what Zelas-sama does all day!? SORE WA HIMITSU DESU!!!!!
Ooops... Xellie-kuuuuun.... calm down. Xellie!
Xelloss: *blinks* (He must have opened his eyes 0.o) Did I just do a Filia-special?
Filia: What was that?!
Xelloss: The jigsaw is nearly done!
Filia: That's not what you said
Xelloss: I didn't say I said it.
You two! Ahem! Pay attention! "Xelly, if you dislike Fi-chan so much why don't you just kill her like the other dragons? And don't tell me it's because she's a useful tool. You save her too. And opposites do attract. I mean look at the title. "Beauty and the Beast" That's a perfect example there. And more. ya don't have to be entirely opposite."
Xelloss: I wasn't told to kill her. End of story. Author-san let the the Mazoku and the selfish dragon out of the room, and everyone lived unhappily ever after...
XELLOSS!!!
Lets look at some similarities that have been pointed out! "All you do is argue about how you are different. You think the same things sometimes, You both get on eachother's nerves and everyone else's too. Both helped in the defeat of Darkstar. You both have really cool weapons, Mace-sama and the staff. You both have things that tell you apart from other people, eyes and tail. You both make adorable chibis. You both claim you hate eachother." Etc... etc....
Xelloss: Yeah, I make the cutest chibi!
Filia: Only if you're a mazoku
Xelloss: no the fangirls think so too n_n
Filia: oh yeah? hey... Is that a plushie of a chibi me in your satchel?!
Xelloss: *checks* Looks like it. How DID that get there?
Filia: *Pulls out mace-sama with a chibi black cone plushie on it* I'll pound you to a pulp Xelloss!
Xelloss: Where did you get that plushie?!
*gasp* Filia! You stole my chibi Xellie plushie! *clicks fingers and both plushies vanish*
Xelloss: *scratches head* yare yare... strange things keep happening
Filia: *pounds him* Its YOU!!
*shrugs as dustcloud fight breaks out* Question for Ameria! "how much training does it take to be a
follower of Justice?"
Ameria: Lots! You must keep on training, so that justice will triumph over evil like mazoku! beacuse if you don't train you will...
Gourry: Fall out of trees and land on your face all the time?
Ameria: No Mr Gourry! You won't be able to make the world a better place, which is what I, Ameria Wil....
Zelgadiss! What if the cure was to be able to accept yourself as you are now? Then the magic
would curse break.
Ameria: But Author-san, I didn't fini...
Well Zelgadiss?
Zelgadiss: . . .
Ameria: Author-san, this is unjust! you should let me....
Come on Zelgadiss?
Zelgadiss: Well, then one day, the cure will suddenly happen.
ok, question for me! *Leaps around* oh goody!
All: *sweatdrop*
"if you can control the entire scenary and the entire set and what the people say...cant you just make them kiss each other?"
Umm... I shouldn't, there's this little thing called "IC" In Character, and beisdes, it's cruel, but what the hey? Just this once... *Snaps fingers*
*Xelloss and Filia kiss, not passionately, but just kiss*
Xelloss: AAAAAHHHHHHH! *jumps away from Filia*
Filia: What did you do that for?!
Xelloss: I can't believe I kissed the lizard!
Filia: How dare you kiss me you piece of trash!
Xelloss: Suitable reaction?... um... uh oh?
Filia: I'm going to kill you!
STOOOOOOOP! Gomen... it was my author powers....
Filia: *glares*
Xelloss: *Spitting in the corner, gives deathglare* Just you wait, Author-san....
O_O Xelloss wants to kill me. I really shouldn't have done that... Umm.... ahh... Xel... can we sort this out some other time?
Answer another question, please?
Xelloss: I don't want to. *continues deathglare*
Xellie.... Xellie... yeesh... Well if you don't answer questions, you STAY in there!
Xelloss: Then I'll kill Filia. Don't get me wrong author-san... If I have to I will.
Filia: Eeeeeee!
*scratches head* Xelloss-sama... just a few more, then I'll write a request fic for you?
Xelloss: *thinks* Alright, you owe me big, Author-san.
good! n_n;; answer this one... "look, im a BIG x/f fan, and id like to ask you, what is it that you dont like about xelloss/filia?
and what would you do if you could like each other with no one pressuring you or annoying you to be with the other, and it was all your own choice, would you like him/her? this question is for both of you."
Xelloss: It's usually a misinterpretation of my true character. Many Filia/Xelloss fiction are out of character for us both!
Filia: I don't like Xelloss. Thats it.
Xelloss: And I don't like Filia.
Filia: Why not?
Xelloss: Himitsu desu!
Filia: You've used that phrase waaaaay to many times today.
Oi, knock it off. Question for Filly! Do you own a diary? What kind of things are written there? How you feel about things? Same for Xelly!
Xelloss: Diary sore wa himitsu desu!
Filia: Why do you keep using that phrase?
Xelloss: Himitsu desu!
Filia: In ENGLISH!
Xelloss: Diary's are secret!
Filia: Yes, they are. They're not to be read by others!
Don't start..... "Second, you can each choose an animal to be, which would it be? A unicorn, pegasus? Griffin? What?"
Xelloss: Any animal I want... big bad wolfie, with fangs and attitiude
Filia: A perfect dragon! *smiles*
Here's one for both "If you could be with anybody from any anime who would it be? No "sore wa himitsu desu" in ANY languages!"
Xelloss: Awwwww what? No sore wa?
Filia: Hmm.... Thats a hard one....
Xelloss: It is... Do I have to say? They might be in the audience, and get very mad.
Filia: You have a crush on someone?
Xelloss: did I say that?
Filia: Any anime.... Any anime.... Whats an anime?
Xelloss: *snicker*
Well, lets do one more... "Filia, did you 'love' Valgarv before he was turned into a egg?"
Filia: PARDON?! How can you say something like that infront of all these people?!
*Big Cheesy grin* oh, that killed a lot of time, What do you guys think is better? X/F or X/L? I can see lots of good reasons for X/L too!
Xelloss: but that doesn't meant that you have too.....
yes! Ask questions on that too! *coughs and glares in the audience* NO SMOKING! Sheesh!
As always, I ask you now to let me know what you think, ask questions and enjoy! Waiiiiii!
*sings But but but*
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Oooooooh, just so you know
Damarei baka! Anata wa namagomi desu! - Silence Idiot! You're raw kitchen garbage! . Original, ne?
So, I'm gonna dive straight in this time with questions!
"Zelgadiss, no pointing fingers. You and Lina are just as stubborn as either of them. You, however, are slightly more succeptible to bend if you're dealing with the opposite sex."
Zelgadiss: Isn't that the same as saying I'm less stuborn?
As for you, Lina... I can go on and about how similar you and Zelgadiss are. I'm sure I can find some L/Z fans to agree with me. So don't start.
Gourry.. Assuming this interview is going on post-try.. which it obviously is.. Haven't you already lost the Sword of Light?
Gourry: *blinks and draws his sword* Ooooh yeah! This is a normal sword!
Lina: Well, duh. But if they ever bring the sword back, it's mine!
Zelgadiss: *sigh* I can't believe you two forgot that.
Xelloss: Thats because Author-san fell in a plot hole!
Shut up Xelloss. Damarei baka! Anata wa namagomi desu!
*blinks* question about "Scattering Japanese Words/Phrases around in works of fanfiction. Immersive or irritating?"
Filia: I like it. Namgomi! namagomi! namagomi!
Xelloss: I like it too! It allows authors to write in words that would otherwise change the rating of the fiction. Why do you do it author-san?
me? Coz I watch Slayers in Japanese, not English.
Lina: that because YOU can't stand Xellos' voice in the english one!
Is not! It's cause I don't live in America! So there!
Xelloss: do I REALLY sound like that?
Filia: *smirks* yes.
Xelloss: Anou... you sound like a selfish dragon!
Amelia: I think it's wrong when fanfiction authors use strings of japanese in an English fic without explaining what they mean! And even then, it's annoying to have to remember more than one word to look up in the glossary they should put at the end of the fic!
Lina: But most fanfic readers know what a 'Namagomi' is
Xelloss: yeah, they think it's japanese for 'super cute mazoku!'
Zelgadiss: More like 'Annoying little turd'
Filia: I'm sure he's far worse than that.
Zelgadiss: alright... he's a whiney, annoying, irritating not to be trusted mazoku
Filia: wrong! Worse! He's a... He's a... Xelloss!
Xelloss: n_n;; why, thank you!
Zelgadiss: I don't see your problem Filia, he didn't annoy you as much as me
Filia: No! He annoyed me more!
Zelgadiss: I think you'll find it was me.
Filia: me!
Xelloss: Yare yare... *works on the jigsaw*
Filia! Zelgadiss! You can bicker about who like Xelloss most later!
Filia: He does!
Zelgadiss: She does!
Answer this everyone.... "Reviewers who write things along the lines of, "OMG! Make this fic (favorite char)/(favorite char) plz!" Are they annoying or what?"
All: YES!!!
*keeps reading* "Character bashing in fanfiction: What gives? Why not just leave out the chars you don't like?"
Filia: why don't they leave out the characters you do like, like Xelloss! or leave me out!
That's not quite the idea Filia...
Ameria: It's like, why do they put characters in fanfiction just to be mean to them? It's very unjust! For example... *Amelia gets covered in custard*
Oh man, Ameria, I don't hate you, but you rant more than me. And I am running out of custard to dump on you!
Still moving on quickly hmm..."X/L. I've never thought of that. I mean Xelly did kiss Lina when Gourry never did."
Lina: *blushes* I still haven't gotten him back for that...
Xelloss: The things I do for my job!
Lina: You say that... but that's not it is it?
Xelloss: sore wa himitsu desu! *goes back to jigsaw*
0.o hmm.... *Getting Evil ideas* well, the rest of the ran.. I mean question..." F/Z doesn't sound like it would work too much for me. I mean Xelloss-san is right about Filia being a stubborn dragon and she would have to have it her way. And Zel isn't one of the leave me out people for a long time. I mean he is stubborn too, hence the search for his non-existant cure."
Zelgadiss: It's only non-existant if I give up trying.
Filia: I'm not stubborn!
Zelgadiss: yes, you are.
Xelloss: I have to agree with Zelgabunny-chan.
Zelgadiss: . . . Author-san let you watch Slayers Next - yet again, didn't she?
Xelloss: yup! n_n;;
Filia: I'm NOT stubborn! And you're doing that jigsaw all wrong! Work from the middle!!!!
*ahem* more of the same justice-speech styled question! "And Xelly don't go praising that I said you were right cause Filia is right too. You do work for a decrepit old lord covered in ice. I mean Zelas sends you to do everything while she drinks and smokes."
Xelloss: *Twitch* firstly, Juu-ou sama isn't the one covered in ice.... and secondly *Grows demon head* How do you know what Zelas-sama does all day!? SORE WA HIMITSU DESU!!!!!
Ooops... Xellie-kuuuuun.... calm down. Xellie!
Xelloss: *blinks* (He must have opened his eyes 0.o) Did I just do a Filia-special?
Filia: What was that?!
Xelloss: The jigsaw is nearly done!
Filia: That's not what you said
Xelloss: I didn't say I said it.
You two! Ahem! Pay attention! "Xelly, if you dislike Fi-chan so much why don't you just kill her like the other dragons? And don't tell me it's because she's a useful tool. You save her too. And opposites do attract. I mean look at the title. "Beauty and the Beast" That's a perfect example there. And more. ya don't have to be entirely opposite."
Xelloss: I wasn't told to kill her. End of story. Author-san let the the Mazoku and the selfish dragon out of the room, and everyone lived unhappily ever after...
XELLOSS!!!
Lets look at some similarities that have been pointed out! "All you do is argue about how you are different. You think the same things sometimes, You both get on eachother's nerves and everyone else's too. Both helped in the defeat of Darkstar. You both have really cool weapons, Mace-sama and the staff. You both have things that tell you apart from other people, eyes and tail. You both make adorable chibis. You both claim you hate eachother." Etc... etc....
Xelloss: Yeah, I make the cutest chibi!
Filia: Only if you're a mazoku
Xelloss: no the fangirls think so too n_n
Filia: oh yeah? hey... Is that a plushie of a chibi me in your satchel?!
Xelloss: *checks* Looks like it. How DID that get there?
Filia: *Pulls out mace-sama with a chibi black cone plushie on it* I'll pound you to a pulp Xelloss!
Xelloss: Where did you get that plushie?!
*gasp* Filia! You stole my chibi Xellie plushie! *clicks fingers and both plushies vanish*
Xelloss: *scratches head* yare yare... strange things keep happening
Filia: *pounds him* Its YOU!!
*shrugs as dustcloud fight breaks out* Question for Ameria! "how much training does it take to be a
follower of Justice?"
Ameria: Lots! You must keep on training, so that justice will triumph over evil like mazoku! beacuse if you don't train you will...
Gourry: Fall out of trees and land on your face all the time?
Ameria: No Mr Gourry! You won't be able to make the world a better place, which is what I, Ameria Wil....
Zelgadiss! What if the cure was to be able to accept yourself as you are now? Then the magic
would curse break.
Ameria: But Author-san, I didn't fini...
Well Zelgadiss?
Zelgadiss: . . .
Ameria: Author-san, this is unjust! you should let me....
Come on Zelgadiss?
Zelgadiss: Well, then one day, the cure will suddenly happen.
ok, question for me! *Leaps around* oh goody!
All: *sweatdrop*
"if you can control the entire scenary and the entire set and what the people say...cant you just make them kiss each other?"
Umm... I shouldn't, there's this little thing called "IC" In Character, and beisdes, it's cruel, but what the hey? Just this once... *Snaps fingers*
*Xelloss and Filia kiss, not passionately, but just kiss*
Xelloss: AAAAAHHHHHHH! *jumps away from Filia*
Filia: What did you do that for?!
Xelloss: I can't believe I kissed the lizard!
Filia: How dare you kiss me you piece of trash!
Xelloss: Suitable reaction?... um... uh oh?
Filia: I'm going to kill you!
STOOOOOOOP! Gomen... it was my author powers....
Filia: *glares*
Xelloss: *Spitting in the corner, gives deathglare* Just you wait, Author-san....
O_O Xelloss wants to kill me. I really shouldn't have done that... Umm.... ahh... Xel... can we sort this out some other time?
Answer another question, please?
Xelloss: I don't want to. *continues deathglare*
Xellie.... Xellie... yeesh... Well if you don't answer questions, you STAY in there!
Xelloss: Then I'll kill Filia. Don't get me wrong author-san... If I have to I will.
Filia: Eeeeeee!
*scratches head* Xelloss-sama... just a few more, then I'll write a request fic for you?
Xelloss: *thinks* Alright, you owe me big, Author-san.
good! n_n;; answer this one... "look, im a BIG x/f fan, and id like to ask you, what is it that you dont like about xelloss/filia?
and what would you do if you could like each other with no one pressuring you or annoying you to be with the other, and it was all your own choice, would you like him/her? this question is for both of you."
Xelloss: It's usually a misinterpretation of my true character. Many Filia/Xelloss fiction are out of character for us both!
Filia: I don't like Xelloss. Thats it.
Xelloss: And I don't like Filia.
Filia: Why not?
Xelloss: Himitsu desu!
Filia: You've used that phrase waaaaay to many times today.
Oi, knock it off. Question for Filly! Do you own a diary? What kind of things are written there? How you feel about things? Same for Xelly!
Xelloss: Diary sore wa himitsu desu!
Filia: Why do you keep using that phrase?
Xelloss: Himitsu desu!
Filia: In ENGLISH!
Xelloss: Diary's are secret!
Filia: Yes, they are. They're not to be read by others!
Don't start..... "Second, you can each choose an animal to be, which would it be? A unicorn, pegasus? Griffin? What?"
Xelloss: Any animal I want... big bad wolfie, with fangs and attitiude
Filia: A perfect dragon! *smiles*
Here's one for both "If you could be with anybody from any anime who would it be? No "sore wa himitsu desu" in ANY languages!"
Xelloss: Awwwww what? No sore wa?
Filia: Hmm.... Thats a hard one....
Xelloss: It is... Do I have to say? They might be in the audience, and get very mad.
Filia: You have a crush on someone?
Xelloss: did I say that?
Filia: Any anime.... Any anime.... Whats an anime?
Xelloss: *snicker*
Well, lets do one more... "Filia, did you 'love' Valgarv before he was turned into a egg?"
Filia: PARDON?! How can you say something like that infront of all these people?!
*Big Cheesy grin* oh, that killed a lot of time, What do you guys think is better? X/F or X/L? I can see lots of good reasons for X/L too!
Xelloss: but that doesn't meant that you have too.....
yes! Ask questions on that too! *coughs and glares in the audience* NO SMOKING! Sheesh!
As always, I ask you now to let me know what you think, ask questions and enjoy! Waiiiiii!
*sings But but but*
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Oooooooh, just so you know
Damarei baka! Anata wa namagomi desu! - Silence Idiot! You're raw kitchen garbage! . Original, ne?