Welcome back everyone! Or is it me who's back? 0.o I'm not entirely sure myself. but welcome back anyway!
Xelloss: And just as I thought it was safe -.-;; Author-san, go away.
^^;; No. *glomps Xelloss*
Xelloss: Don't you have a fic to run?
Eh? oh.... I'm currently wasting time at work, I could write Shabby-sama knows how many pages about me doing this.
Xelloss: yeh, but people wouldn't read it. Now... *pries author-san using his staff* off.
Okay, okay. I'll get on with it... *mutters* I'll get you later* Hey Xelliekins! Answer me a question would ya dear? You too Filly-chan.
Filia: would you please stop calling me that?
Naaaaaaaah, I like calling you that. Anyway, you two still haven't given a good reason on why you dislike eachother. Come on... give a reason (good song ^-^ ) why you just refuse to get along....
Xelloss: Author-san! Stop with the song references already!
Sorry, it was unintended. it was! Don't look at me like that ^^;; waitaminute.. XEL! stop trying to change the subject. And the end of the day you two are reasonable mature... okay, fairly mature...wait, occasionally mature...
Xelloss: I don't like Filia because she dismissed me offhandedly, just went out of her way to argue with me and insulted when I didn't actually do anything. Hows that for a reason?
Not bad... Filia?
Filia: Do we HAVE to answer this again?! A priestess of the fire dragon king just simply cannot listen to any lowlife mazoku...
Xelloss: My my, here she goes again...
Filia: What was that Namagomi?
Xelloss: Nothing, nothing at all, dragon miko. Just commenting on your self-centered prejusticed race. Amelia-san! Filia's being racist again. That's really unjust!
Amelia: *Sits up* Filia-san! How dare you be so vile! All races deserve...
Lina: *Socks Amelia one* Xelloss is just as bad.
Filia: Do evil unjust mazoku deserve to be allowed to terrorise this world. Should we stand by and be friends with them while the kill and destroy? No. They live to bring terror into the world...
Amelia: Xelloss-san! You tricked me! I demand you abandon your evil ways! Mazoku should be punished for their crimes!
Xelloss: But Amelia...
Amelia: No Xelloss-san! now repeat after me...
Xelloss: 0.o Amelia, you're being unjust, I tried to say something.
Amelia: oops. Forgive me Xelloss-san.
Xelloss: I was going to say, if mazoku stop being mean, and destructive, etc etc, firstly, we're not doing what we were made for and secondly, we'd starve to death! Now Amelia, is it just of you to try and murder us in such a cruel way? I think not.
Amelia: Well, um... eh... I uh...
Filia: He's trying to trick you again Amelia! Don't listen!
Zelgadiss: This is ridiculous.
Gourry: What's wrong with Amelia?
Xelloss: Oh, have I actually done anything truely evil and dispicable infront of you?
Amelia: Well...no...
Lina: Apart from using us as pawns, and having you own little agenda to use us as bait and entertainment.
*Sits back and reads Xelloss' top 100 facts of history book*
Xelloss: You take me far too seriously Lina-chan
Lina: Oh yeah... Just you wait until you come out of that room! I have something else to get you back for too!
Amelia: I'm confused.
*sigh* hey, guys, calm it. Hows that jigsaw?
Xelloss: There's about 3 pieces missing! -.- Author-san...
Oh my! You'd better find them! Anyway... Lets move on. Now if you don't answer this honestly, there IS an audience demand for me to make you two kiss again... and you'd definetly have more time to...'savour' the moment. n.n, keeping that in mind, Xelloss, do you find Filia attractive? And what is the most attractive about her? you have said yourself that you don't mind the view when she reaches for Mace-sama. Also, what about her dragon form?
Xelloss: 0.o *edges away from Filia* She's a very attractive blend of anger and hate that is very refreshing to feed upon...
I think the question was about her looks.
Xelloss: oooooooooooh, I see. Blondes aren't really my type *shrug* they look nice sometimes, but there's better. Purples and Silvers and blues and blacks, and even some redheads...
Carry on ^-^ What's most attractive about Filia?
Xelloss: Physically, I like her dragon form best.
Filia: X_x!
Lina: 0.o
Zelgadiss: ...
Amelia: um.
^^;; ooooookay. Why? Or shouldn't I ask?
Xelloss: because she really makes a mess like that! n.n
Filia: Why you... *Does the grabbing mace-sama from under skirt routine*
Xelloss: oh, I like that too. *jumps aside*
Filia: hold still while I hit you!!! *dust cloud fight ensues, Xelloss obviously not getting hit though*
I'll have to come back to the next question I think. It was for Filia. In the mean time, here's one for *groan* Amelia.
What would you do if you marry and had a son and started very happily... but that son turns to be evil and you had to fight him, there's nobody else who can do it - one on one and the only way to stop him from doing more evil is killing him, but if you do everyone who you love will hate you but if you don't the world will fall on darkness. What do you choose? Love and darkness or duty and unhappiness?
Amelia: no son of mine would grow into a villian! And if he did, and would not see the error of his ways, the safety of the world and true justice comes first and foremost!
*sweatdrop* Life isn't that simple Ame-chan. Anyway, one for Lina now ^-^
What are your feelings for Gourry? There have been occasions when you turn a lovely shade of scarlet on the topic of love, and Gourry.
Lina: FIREBALL!
*gets toasted* Now now, Lina come on.
Lina: yeah, well there maybe something... Gourry! *tackles him* That was my meat!
Zelgadiss: Where'd the food come from anyway?
Amelia: I dunno Zelgadiss-san, but it is nice.
Amelia, what are your feelings for Zelgadiss?
Amelia: *turns red* I refuse to answer that in public. Hpmh!
Zelgadiss: *is a little red* ...
Well, looks like the fight has calmed down. Xellie! Xel! HEY! Namagomi!
Xelloss: Filia... author-san wants you.
Filia: she wants you namagomi.
XELLOSS!!!!
Filia: n.n see?
Xellie, how do you feel about being a human? Do you ever think of being human even if you aren't ordered too? No secrets in any language or other evasion of the question, please.
Xelloss: Would I want to be human? *thinks* Lets see, short life span, weak, gullable...
Lina, Amelia, Zelgadiss: We'll show YOU gullable!
Gourry: Whats a gullable?
Xelloss: n_n;; Only from an interest point of view I suppose. I don't see any reason why anyone would want to be human.
Why?
Xelloss: Look, you have to eat things you don't like to help you stay alive, humans have to find a partner to reproduce too... how inconvienient and slow!
Oh, there are bonuses to that ^-^, I'd love to explain, but this is a suitable for all fic.
Xelloss: *shrug*
Filly, what would be the worst situation anyone could put you in? Same for you, Xelliekins.
Filia: In bed with him!
Xelloss: In bed with her!
Fine. Be like that. Answer this instead. You're both stuck in the modern human world, what would you do? Jobs? etc...
Filia: I would like to run a tea shop in a quiet villiage in a pretty country and never be bothered by irritating Mazoku.
Xelloss: I want to be in the mafia! It's so me! The suits, the cars, the entire thing.
*Imagines Xelloss carrying a guitar case.* 0.o
Xelloss: Or I would be one of the men in black!
0.o *files away fanart/fanfic idea for the future* That's not even real Xellie.
Xelloss: I can make it real.
*Ahem* Filia, Ignoring that you claim you hate him, what do you think of Xellie's looks? I trust you to know what I think about you trying to avoid the question.
Filia: Let me look at him for a moment. Dorky haircut, terrible fashion sense, not my kind of guy.
Filia... there's one more for you... Filia-san where do you get your mace? Where is your shop and how much are they? What colours do they come in?
Filia: I buy my maces from Filia's Mace and pottery shop, which sells them in all sizes and colours. Ranging from the ever popular, ping pong effect variety, all the way to namagomi-mazoku smasher. Prices range to suit. The shop is located...
Xelloss: Somewhere in the world!
Filia: Auuuuuuugh!!! *chases the namagomi*
Well guys that wraps up yet another part of this long one chapter fic ^^;; Bt it ain't finished yet. Ohhhhhhhh no! I have something hidden in store for those two *hides Best of Slayers from TV and Radio CD behind back* And I seriously want to look at the issue of X/L pairings too...
Lina: NO! you Don't!
yes I do!
hope you enjoyed, please review and ask more questions (Even for Lina ^-^ ).
Xelloss: And just as I thought it was safe -.-;; Author-san, go away.
^^;; No. *glomps Xelloss*
Xelloss: Don't you have a fic to run?
Eh? oh.... I'm currently wasting time at work, I could write Shabby-sama knows how many pages about me doing this.
Xelloss: yeh, but people wouldn't read it. Now... *pries author-san using his staff* off.
Okay, okay. I'll get on with it... *mutters* I'll get you later* Hey Xelliekins! Answer me a question would ya dear? You too Filly-chan.
Filia: would you please stop calling me that?
Naaaaaaaah, I like calling you that. Anyway, you two still haven't given a good reason on why you dislike eachother. Come on... give a reason (good song ^-^ ) why you just refuse to get along....
Xelloss: Author-san! Stop with the song references already!
Sorry, it was unintended. it was! Don't look at me like that ^^;; waitaminute.. XEL! stop trying to change the subject. And the end of the day you two are reasonable mature... okay, fairly mature...wait, occasionally mature...
Xelloss: I don't like Filia because she dismissed me offhandedly, just went out of her way to argue with me and insulted when I didn't actually do anything. Hows that for a reason?
Not bad... Filia?
Filia: Do we HAVE to answer this again?! A priestess of the fire dragon king just simply cannot listen to any lowlife mazoku...
Xelloss: My my, here she goes again...
Filia: What was that Namagomi?
Xelloss: Nothing, nothing at all, dragon miko. Just commenting on your self-centered prejusticed race. Amelia-san! Filia's being racist again. That's really unjust!
Amelia: *Sits up* Filia-san! How dare you be so vile! All races deserve...
Lina: *Socks Amelia one* Xelloss is just as bad.
Filia: Do evil unjust mazoku deserve to be allowed to terrorise this world. Should we stand by and be friends with them while the kill and destroy? No. They live to bring terror into the world...
Amelia: Xelloss-san! You tricked me! I demand you abandon your evil ways! Mazoku should be punished for their crimes!
Xelloss: But Amelia...
Amelia: No Xelloss-san! now repeat after me...
Xelloss: 0.o Amelia, you're being unjust, I tried to say something.
Amelia: oops. Forgive me Xelloss-san.
Xelloss: I was going to say, if mazoku stop being mean, and destructive, etc etc, firstly, we're not doing what we were made for and secondly, we'd starve to death! Now Amelia, is it just of you to try and murder us in such a cruel way? I think not.
Amelia: Well, um... eh... I uh...
Filia: He's trying to trick you again Amelia! Don't listen!
Zelgadiss: This is ridiculous.
Gourry: What's wrong with Amelia?
Xelloss: Oh, have I actually done anything truely evil and dispicable infront of you?
Amelia: Well...no...
Lina: Apart from using us as pawns, and having you own little agenda to use us as bait and entertainment.
*Sits back and reads Xelloss' top 100 facts of history book*
Xelloss: You take me far too seriously Lina-chan
Lina: Oh yeah... Just you wait until you come out of that room! I have something else to get you back for too!
Amelia: I'm confused.
*sigh* hey, guys, calm it. Hows that jigsaw?
Xelloss: There's about 3 pieces missing! -.- Author-san...
Oh my! You'd better find them! Anyway... Lets move on. Now if you don't answer this honestly, there IS an audience demand for me to make you two kiss again... and you'd definetly have more time to...'savour' the moment. n.n, keeping that in mind, Xelloss, do you find Filia attractive? And what is the most attractive about her? you have said yourself that you don't mind the view when she reaches for Mace-sama. Also, what about her dragon form?
Xelloss: 0.o *edges away from Filia* She's a very attractive blend of anger and hate that is very refreshing to feed upon...
I think the question was about her looks.
Xelloss: oooooooooooh, I see. Blondes aren't really my type *shrug* they look nice sometimes, but there's better. Purples and Silvers and blues and blacks, and even some redheads...
Carry on ^-^ What's most attractive about Filia?
Xelloss: Physically, I like her dragon form best.
Filia: X_x!
Lina: 0.o
Zelgadiss: ...
Amelia: um.
^^;; ooooookay. Why? Or shouldn't I ask?
Xelloss: because she really makes a mess like that! n.n
Filia: Why you... *Does the grabbing mace-sama from under skirt routine*
Xelloss: oh, I like that too. *jumps aside*
Filia: hold still while I hit you!!! *dust cloud fight ensues, Xelloss obviously not getting hit though*
I'll have to come back to the next question I think. It was for Filia. In the mean time, here's one for *groan* Amelia.
What would you do if you marry and had a son and started very happily... but that son turns to be evil and you had to fight him, there's nobody else who can do it - one on one and the only way to stop him from doing more evil is killing him, but if you do everyone who you love will hate you but if you don't the world will fall on darkness. What do you choose? Love and darkness or duty and unhappiness?
Amelia: no son of mine would grow into a villian! And if he did, and would not see the error of his ways, the safety of the world and true justice comes first and foremost!
*sweatdrop* Life isn't that simple Ame-chan. Anyway, one for Lina now ^-^
What are your feelings for Gourry? There have been occasions when you turn a lovely shade of scarlet on the topic of love, and Gourry.
Lina: FIREBALL!
*gets toasted* Now now, Lina come on.
Lina: yeah, well there maybe something... Gourry! *tackles him* That was my meat!
Zelgadiss: Where'd the food come from anyway?
Amelia: I dunno Zelgadiss-san, but it is nice.
Amelia, what are your feelings for Zelgadiss?
Amelia: *turns red* I refuse to answer that in public. Hpmh!
Zelgadiss: *is a little red* ...
Well, looks like the fight has calmed down. Xellie! Xel! HEY! Namagomi!
Xelloss: Filia... author-san wants you.
Filia: she wants you namagomi.
XELLOSS!!!!
Filia: n.n see?
Xellie, how do you feel about being a human? Do you ever think of being human even if you aren't ordered too? No secrets in any language or other evasion of the question, please.
Xelloss: Would I want to be human? *thinks* Lets see, short life span, weak, gullable...
Lina, Amelia, Zelgadiss: We'll show YOU gullable!
Gourry: Whats a gullable?
Xelloss: n_n;; Only from an interest point of view I suppose. I don't see any reason why anyone would want to be human.
Why?
Xelloss: Look, you have to eat things you don't like to help you stay alive, humans have to find a partner to reproduce too... how inconvienient and slow!
Oh, there are bonuses to that ^-^, I'd love to explain, but this is a suitable for all fic.
Xelloss: *shrug*
Filly, what would be the worst situation anyone could put you in? Same for you, Xelliekins.
Filia: In bed with him!
Xelloss: In bed with her!
Fine. Be like that. Answer this instead. You're both stuck in the modern human world, what would you do? Jobs? etc...
Filia: I would like to run a tea shop in a quiet villiage in a pretty country and never be bothered by irritating Mazoku.
Xelloss: I want to be in the mafia! It's so me! The suits, the cars, the entire thing.
*Imagines Xelloss carrying a guitar case.* 0.o
Xelloss: Or I would be one of the men in black!
0.o *files away fanart/fanfic idea for the future* That's not even real Xellie.
Xelloss: I can make it real.
*Ahem* Filia, Ignoring that you claim you hate him, what do you think of Xellie's looks? I trust you to know what I think about you trying to avoid the question.
Filia: Let me look at him for a moment. Dorky haircut, terrible fashion sense, not my kind of guy.
Filia... there's one more for you... Filia-san where do you get your mace? Where is your shop and how much are they? What colours do they come in?
Filia: I buy my maces from Filia's Mace and pottery shop, which sells them in all sizes and colours. Ranging from the ever popular, ping pong effect variety, all the way to namagomi-mazoku smasher. Prices range to suit. The shop is located...
Xelloss: Somewhere in the world!
Filia: Auuuuuuugh!!! *chases the namagomi*
Well guys that wraps up yet another part of this long one chapter fic ^^;; Bt it ain't finished yet. Ohhhhhhhh no! I have something hidden in store for those two *hides Best of Slayers from TV and Radio CD behind back* And I seriously want to look at the issue of X/L pairings too...
Lina: NO! you Don't!
yes I do!
hope you enjoyed, please review and ask more questions (Even for Lina ^-^ ).