The idea was irresistable Zelloss ^-^
****The Truth Behind Beauty And The Beast - Bordom Killer special****
we're back! Mwahaha! The mazoku and the ryu still haven't finished the jigsaw and...0.o Did they have a food fight I didn't see or something?
Zelgadiss: Why am I covered in custard?
Lina: I'm covered in Barbequ... hey! *eating salsa off Gourry whilst Gourry is trying to eat the Barbeque sauce on Lina*
Amelia: this is unjust! There's a prowler on stage somewhere!
Xelloss/Filia: You noticed! We're covered in flour!
ho huum.... *dumps ice cold water over them all*
Xelloss: this is sticky.
Filia: yuck!
Xelloss: *glomps Fi* We agreed on something.... 0.o no! We're stuck together!
Thats nice for you dear.
Lina: Fire......BALL! *dries/toasts Amelia, Zel, Gourry and herself*
Okay questions guys... Gourry, are you really a genius?
Gourry: Aren't those the blue guys that appear out of lamps when you rub them?
Lina: *facefaults*
Zelgadiss: Compared to him, they are geniuses.
Lina, what do you think of Luna?
Lina: Where?! *looks around frantically.*
She's not here... Li-chan, what do you think of her?
Lina: Luna? eh heh...oh. um... Sore wa himitsu desu n_n!!! *fake laugh*
0.o giving me nasty flashbacks to a X/Luna fic I found once...
Xelloss: You found a what?!?!
I find all sorts of stuff when I'm bored.
Xelloss: you mean you write it.
I did not write it. I'm writing an even Whackier one than that. it's almost ???/X
Xelloss: Author-san, nobody wants to know. People just don't like shameless self advertising. ....Who is it?
Sore wa himitsu desu Xellie-kun.
Xelloss: Tell me!
Filia: Betcha it's Zelas.
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaah. It's not that. It's really 0.o... *digs through bag* no... someone stole it...
Amelia: *Holds up a pile of papers and runs over.* Is this...* Amelia skids on the slippy floor and falls over*
Yup! n_n *takes papers from her* Really, no stealing Amelia-san.
Amelia: *nursing bump on her head* I didn't steal it. And the floor is very slippy!
*Flicking through fic papers* yeh yeh, boo hoo. You fell over. Everyone knows you're clumsy.
Amelia: I think its unjust of you to write that fic pairing...
Next question!
Amelia: ...-san and Xelloss-san...
For Zelagadiss, ever think of looking for a cure in a paper weight?
Zelgadiss: What kind of stupid question is that? *sigh* I can't go round looking at all the paper weights in the world can I?
Amelia: Author-san! I can't believe you were so rude to me!
pfffffft. Question for you anyway, Amelia, why must life be wonderful?
Amelia: because that would be the best way of life! Life is wonderful! It really is!
Xelloss: -.-;; make her stop quick...
Actually, life often sucks.
Filia: Hmm.... no, it's wonderful!
Gourry: This pie is wonderful! *eating*
Amelia: ...Subarashii!!!!!!!
My fave japanese word...but... anyway... Look at Zel.. he hates the way is body is, that makes life wonderful? Don't you think saying that has a negative effect on him?
Zelgadiss: ... this is stupid.
Amelia: You repeat after me author-san, then maybe you'll cheer up a bit! Life is wonderful author-san.
0.o Amelia... you're wierd.
Amelia: come on author-san, say it!
Filia: like this. Life is so wonderful! Life is........EEEEEEEEEK!
Xelloss: *holding Filia's tail*
Filia: Get offa me!!!!!!
Xelloss: I'm trying but the flour is very sticky!
Filia: -.-;; then teleport.
Xelloss: I can't be bothered.
Filia: *teleports herself* okay, now you're going to get it namagomi!
Xelloss: *runs and tramples over jigsaw* Oops!
Filia: *chases him round and round and round the room*
Amelia: Say it author-san.
It. there. Said it. do you get the feeling Xellie likes being chased by Filly-chan?
Amelia: Yeah, I do.
Oh well. Leave 'em playing, got another question for you Ame-chan
Amelia: Oh?
what do you prefer, Ameria or Amelia?
Amelia: It's correctly Ameria, but what are you going to do about it?
Nothing ^-^ I'm just too used to seeing you called Amelia. Anyway, what would you do if you were paired up with Xelloss or Filia?
Amelia: Teach Xelloss to be good and just! And me paired with Filia? You hentai!!
Filia: *stops chasing Xellie* What?!
Xelloss: *skid to a stop* Fi-chan you should stick to your own age group at least.
Filia: Why you....
*Ahem* Question Filia!! Why does a mazoku presence send shivers up your back?
Filia: It just does! *Goes to wallop Xel*
Here they go again *sigh* Xellie, can't you hide your aura?
Xelloss: *jumps Fi's mace* No, this is far more fun.
Fine. one for you both. What would you do if the other died?
Xelloss: *lands on Fi's shoulders* Buy a pet to keep me amused in my spare time.
Filia: Celebrate.... *glares upward* get off me you creep.
Xelloss: *takes a ferret out from under Filia's hat* 0.o *looks for more stuff*
Filia: *twitch* get....off...now....
Xelloss: *takes out a plushie of himself.* Whew! Who'd have thought?!
Filia: You put that in there! *mace bashes him, but of course, he teleports and she hits herself on the head* Itai...
*snicker* another question Filly-chan. Who was the person ...or mazoku who you were singing about in the song 'Somewhere'?
Filia: thats personal *glare*
Aha! But if you don't answer, I shall point out ALL the metaphors that could fit a certain mazoku...
Xelloss: Author-san, you have waaaaaaaay too much free time.
*singing* let me hear your voice, let me be with you, when the shadow falls down upon me....
Filia: Okay okay! I'll answer!
oh, who then?
Sore wa himitsu desu!
¬_¬ only zelgadiss, Amelia and Gourry haven't used that phrase today. *sigh* Anyway, Filia, you were completely left out of Slayers Premium. Does this make you angry, or glad that you didn't have to make an appearance?
Filia: Let me think... appear in that, where Lina-san and Gourry-san, and Zelgadiss-san and Amelia-san were obviously paired up, walk around just saying 'boobless' and possibly be paired up with what looks like a 14year old Xelloss. Leave me out of it.
Hmm... What did you think of Premium Xellie?
Xelloss: sore wa... hi...mit...su... desu!
Yes yes... That was very funny when you said it -.-;; just don't do it again.
So, a mazoku and a dragon trying to complete a jigsaw in order to escape being stuck in a room together, and not suceeding. It's time to follow through something they said earlier.
If you two were to enter a karoke contest and the prize could be whatever you want, to which you replied earlier, you would want out of the room - this is your opportunity! n_n
Xelloss: You want us to sing?
yup! thats not too harsh is it?
Filia: Well... it can't be all that bad.
Xelloss: It depends on the song author-san!! *waggles finger*
Well Xellie, you know what my favourite songs are n_n
Xelloss: Oh I don't mind doing those... Filia might though
Filia: ...
Oh goody!! Then you two will do my 5th favourite song...
Xelloss: Not your first or second? 0.o
Nope! My fifth!
Filia: And what is your fifth favourite song?
Otome no Inori!!! *Snicker*
Xelloss: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
Lina: *Goes bright red and holds in a laugh..... and fails* BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Amelia: *Snicker*
Gourry: Uh?
Zelgadiss: Well this should prove.... interesting.
Filia: Eh? *looks around* I obviously missed something
Xelloss: And are you going to make us wear....
*nod nod* Yes indeed!
Filia: *looks from side to side* Will someone explain?
Amelia: *Presents Xel with the pink costume*
Xelloss: I'm not doing this.
Filia: He has to wear that? *snicker*
Amelia: *gives Filia the blue costume* Do your best Filia-san.
Filia: NO WAY!!!!!!!!
Xelloss: And if we do, you'll let us out of this room?
yup!
Xelloss: Okay! *changes into outfit* come on fifi!
Filia: FIFI?!?! I am not a dog!
Xelloss: you want out or not?
Filia: but still!
Xelloss: Put the dress on! *tackles Filia*
Filia: The hentai is trying to undress me!!
Xelloss: It's not like I haven't seen it before when you've transformed....
Filia: Iiiieeeeeee! *smashes him upside the head*
looks like author-san has to intervene once again! *snaps fingers and they are wearing their dresses* Suits ya Xellie-kun ^.~
Xelloss: thanks ^^;; *hands Filia the words*
Filia: I'm NOT doing this!!
Xelloss: If I do this and not Filia... can she have to do a forfeit?
We think alike Xellie-kun ^-^
Filia: What forfeit?
Hmm... You'll have to glomp Xelloss n_n
Xelloss: hey!
*whispers to him*
Xelloss: *nod nod* And I get a request fic.
Hmm... deal!
Well, Filly-chan, you're not going to do it?
Filia: After reading the words.... NO!
Xelloss: Then you'll have to do a forfeit.
Filia: You can't make me do anything. I'd rather stay in this room.
Xelloss: Fine. Let me out author-san and I'll do it.
okee! *lets Xel out to sing his rather impressive rendition of the Otome no Inori song.*
*claps* not bad Xellie!! get changed ^^;;
Female Voice in Audience: That's my boy!
Xelloss: eh? *shifty look* Who said that?
Filia: wait a minute... Author-san! Thats not what the words on this lyric sheet said!
Amelia: *reads from Filia's word-sheet* Dragon's who are pretty, will fall out of the sky and make a big boom boom...
No wonder she wouldn't sing it... Xellie-kun!! That was mean. *reads lyrics* 0.o and very hentai... did you invent these dance steps?
Xelloss: Well, you know, the tail just had opportunities not to be missed...
*waps Xelloss on the head* Filia's not glomping you, but you can have a request fic for being a sport and singing properly it yourself. Filly-chan, you can come out too.
Filia: *changed in to her normal clothes* Thank you author-san. Xelloss... get changed!
Zelgadiss: *looking away* Is he still wearing that dress?
Lina: dunno, i'm not looking myself.
Amelia: same here
Gourry: Yup! Say Lina... perhaps you could get some tips from him, he's got nice legs and fills the top of the dress quite wel...
Lina: FIREBALL!
Gourry: What'd I do?!
Zelgadiss: Tell us when it's safe.
Gourry: *cough cough* he's gotten changed.
Zelgadiss: *Looks up* 0_o!!!!
Filia: Give my dress back namagomi!
Xelloss: But I'll be naked!
Filia: Get your normal clothes on now!!
Xelloss: But i'm wearing this. Is this shade of pink my colour, or maybe it should be a bit darker?
Filia: *Snatches her dress off him and puts it on.*
Xelloss: hey! *warps clothing on before any one spots his 'chibi-wolf-and-carebears-go-to-the-zoo' boxers*
Filia: it's safe now.
All: *phew!*
Male voice in audience: You can stop using me as a camera stand now.
Perhaps I should set Xellie and Filly sets of tasks to complete together ^-^ like team building exercises! Anyways, please please please leave reviews ^-^ and questions... and ideas.... Which pairings are best for them all? And whats the whackiest possible pairing for Xelloss? *huggles fic papers* What do the other mazoku think of X/F? If Valgaav had a child with a human, what would the child be? Where did that question come from? How long will it take me to get the next chapter up? not long hopefully!
Oh before I forget, I actually have MP3's of Xelloss Singing Otome No Inori and Breeze... Honest to L-sama I do. If you wanna hear them drop me an email ^.~
****The Truth Behind Beauty And The Beast - Bordom Killer special****
we're back! Mwahaha! The mazoku and the ryu still haven't finished the jigsaw and...0.o Did they have a food fight I didn't see or something?
Zelgadiss: Why am I covered in custard?
Lina: I'm covered in Barbequ... hey! *eating salsa off Gourry whilst Gourry is trying to eat the Barbeque sauce on Lina*
Amelia: this is unjust! There's a prowler on stage somewhere!
Xelloss/Filia: You noticed! We're covered in flour!
ho huum.... *dumps ice cold water over them all*
Xelloss: this is sticky.
Filia: yuck!
Xelloss: *glomps Fi* We agreed on something.... 0.o no! We're stuck together!
Thats nice for you dear.
Lina: Fire......BALL! *dries/toasts Amelia, Zel, Gourry and herself*
Okay questions guys... Gourry, are you really a genius?
Gourry: Aren't those the blue guys that appear out of lamps when you rub them?
Lina: *facefaults*
Zelgadiss: Compared to him, they are geniuses.
Lina, what do you think of Luna?
Lina: Where?! *looks around frantically.*
She's not here... Li-chan, what do you think of her?
Lina: Luna? eh heh...oh. um... Sore wa himitsu desu n_n!!! *fake laugh*
0.o giving me nasty flashbacks to a X/Luna fic I found once...
Xelloss: You found a what?!?!
I find all sorts of stuff when I'm bored.
Xelloss: you mean you write it.
I did not write it. I'm writing an even Whackier one than that. it's almost ???/X
Xelloss: Author-san, nobody wants to know. People just don't like shameless self advertising. ....Who is it?
Sore wa himitsu desu Xellie-kun.
Xelloss: Tell me!
Filia: Betcha it's Zelas.
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaah. It's not that. It's really 0.o... *digs through bag* no... someone stole it...
Amelia: *Holds up a pile of papers and runs over.* Is this...* Amelia skids on the slippy floor and falls over*
Yup! n_n *takes papers from her* Really, no stealing Amelia-san.
Amelia: *nursing bump on her head* I didn't steal it. And the floor is very slippy!
*Flicking through fic papers* yeh yeh, boo hoo. You fell over. Everyone knows you're clumsy.
Amelia: I think its unjust of you to write that fic pairing...
Next question!
Amelia: ...-san and Xelloss-san...
For Zelagadiss, ever think of looking for a cure in a paper weight?
Zelgadiss: What kind of stupid question is that? *sigh* I can't go round looking at all the paper weights in the world can I?
Amelia: Author-san! I can't believe you were so rude to me!
pfffffft. Question for you anyway, Amelia, why must life be wonderful?
Amelia: because that would be the best way of life! Life is wonderful! It really is!
Xelloss: -.-;; make her stop quick...
Actually, life often sucks.
Filia: Hmm.... no, it's wonderful!
Gourry: This pie is wonderful! *eating*
Amelia: ...Subarashii!!!!!!!
My fave japanese word...but... anyway... Look at Zel.. he hates the way is body is, that makes life wonderful? Don't you think saying that has a negative effect on him?
Zelgadiss: ... this is stupid.
Amelia: You repeat after me author-san, then maybe you'll cheer up a bit! Life is wonderful author-san.
0.o Amelia... you're wierd.
Amelia: come on author-san, say it!
Filia: like this. Life is so wonderful! Life is........EEEEEEEEEK!
Xelloss: *holding Filia's tail*
Filia: Get offa me!!!!!!
Xelloss: I'm trying but the flour is very sticky!
Filia: -.-;; then teleport.
Xelloss: I can't be bothered.
Filia: *teleports herself* okay, now you're going to get it namagomi!
Xelloss: *runs and tramples over jigsaw* Oops!
Filia: *chases him round and round and round the room*
Amelia: Say it author-san.
It. there. Said it. do you get the feeling Xellie likes being chased by Filly-chan?
Amelia: Yeah, I do.
Oh well. Leave 'em playing, got another question for you Ame-chan
Amelia: Oh?
what do you prefer, Ameria or Amelia?
Amelia: It's correctly Ameria, but what are you going to do about it?
Nothing ^-^ I'm just too used to seeing you called Amelia. Anyway, what would you do if you were paired up with Xelloss or Filia?
Amelia: Teach Xelloss to be good and just! And me paired with Filia? You hentai!!
Filia: *stops chasing Xellie* What?!
Xelloss: *skid to a stop* Fi-chan you should stick to your own age group at least.
Filia: Why you....
*Ahem* Question Filia!! Why does a mazoku presence send shivers up your back?
Filia: It just does! *Goes to wallop Xel*
Here they go again *sigh* Xellie, can't you hide your aura?
Xelloss: *jumps Fi's mace* No, this is far more fun.
Fine. one for you both. What would you do if the other died?
Xelloss: *lands on Fi's shoulders* Buy a pet to keep me amused in my spare time.
Filia: Celebrate.... *glares upward* get off me you creep.
Xelloss: *takes a ferret out from under Filia's hat* 0.o *looks for more stuff*
Filia: *twitch* get....off...now....
Xelloss: *takes out a plushie of himself.* Whew! Who'd have thought?!
Filia: You put that in there! *mace bashes him, but of course, he teleports and she hits herself on the head* Itai...
*snicker* another question Filly-chan. Who was the person ...or mazoku who you were singing about in the song 'Somewhere'?
Filia: thats personal *glare*
Aha! But if you don't answer, I shall point out ALL the metaphors that could fit a certain mazoku...
Xelloss: Author-san, you have waaaaaaaay too much free time.
*singing* let me hear your voice, let me be with you, when the shadow falls down upon me....
Filia: Okay okay! I'll answer!
oh, who then?
Sore wa himitsu desu!
¬_¬ only zelgadiss, Amelia and Gourry haven't used that phrase today. *sigh* Anyway, Filia, you were completely left out of Slayers Premium. Does this make you angry, or glad that you didn't have to make an appearance?
Filia: Let me think... appear in that, where Lina-san and Gourry-san, and Zelgadiss-san and Amelia-san were obviously paired up, walk around just saying 'boobless' and possibly be paired up with what looks like a 14year old Xelloss. Leave me out of it.
Hmm... What did you think of Premium Xellie?
Xelloss: sore wa... hi...mit...su... desu!
Yes yes... That was very funny when you said it -.-;; just don't do it again.
So, a mazoku and a dragon trying to complete a jigsaw in order to escape being stuck in a room together, and not suceeding. It's time to follow through something they said earlier.
If you two were to enter a karoke contest and the prize could be whatever you want, to which you replied earlier, you would want out of the room - this is your opportunity! n_n
Xelloss: You want us to sing?
yup! thats not too harsh is it?
Filia: Well... it can't be all that bad.
Xelloss: It depends on the song author-san!! *waggles finger*
Well Xellie, you know what my favourite songs are n_n
Xelloss: Oh I don't mind doing those... Filia might though
Filia: ...
Oh goody!! Then you two will do my 5th favourite song...
Xelloss: Not your first or second? 0.o
Nope! My fifth!
Filia: And what is your fifth favourite song?
Otome no Inori!!! *Snicker*
Xelloss: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
Lina: *Goes bright red and holds in a laugh..... and fails* BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Amelia: *Snicker*
Gourry: Uh?
Zelgadiss: Well this should prove.... interesting.
Filia: Eh? *looks around* I obviously missed something
Xelloss: And are you going to make us wear....
*nod nod* Yes indeed!
Filia: *looks from side to side* Will someone explain?
Amelia: *Presents Xel with the pink costume*
Xelloss: I'm not doing this.
Filia: He has to wear that? *snicker*
Amelia: *gives Filia the blue costume* Do your best Filia-san.
Filia: NO WAY!!!!!!!!
Xelloss: And if we do, you'll let us out of this room?
yup!
Xelloss: Okay! *changes into outfit* come on fifi!
Filia: FIFI?!?! I am not a dog!
Xelloss: you want out or not?
Filia: but still!
Xelloss: Put the dress on! *tackles Filia*
Filia: The hentai is trying to undress me!!
Xelloss: It's not like I haven't seen it before when you've transformed....
Filia: Iiiieeeeeee! *smashes him upside the head*
looks like author-san has to intervene once again! *snaps fingers and they are wearing their dresses* Suits ya Xellie-kun ^.~
Xelloss: thanks ^^;; *hands Filia the words*
Filia: I'm NOT doing this!!
Xelloss: If I do this and not Filia... can she have to do a forfeit?
We think alike Xellie-kun ^-^
Filia: What forfeit?
Hmm... You'll have to glomp Xelloss n_n
Xelloss: hey!
*whispers to him*
Xelloss: *nod nod* And I get a request fic.
Hmm... deal!
Well, Filly-chan, you're not going to do it?
Filia: After reading the words.... NO!
Xelloss: Then you'll have to do a forfeit.
Filia: You can't make me do anything. I'd rather stay in this room.
Xelloss: Fine. Let me out author-san and I'll do it.
okee! *lets Xel out to sing his rather impressive rendition of the Otome no Inori song.*
*claps* not bad Xellie!! get changed ^^;;
Female Voice in Audience: That's my boy!
Xelloss: eh? *shifty look* Who said that?
Filia: wait a minute... Author-san! Thats not what the words on this lyric sheet said!
Amelia: *reads from Filia's word-sheet* Dragon's who are pretty, will fall out of the sky and make a big boom boom...
No wonder she wouldn't sing it... Xellie-kun!! That was mean. *reads lyrics* 0.o and very hentai... did you invent these dance steps?
Xelloss: Well, you know, the tail just had opportunities not to be missed...
*waps Xelloss on the head* Filia's not glomping you, but you can have a request fic for being a sport and singing properly it yourself. Filly-chan, you can come out too.
Filia: *changed in to her normal clothes* Thank you author-san. Xelloss... get changed!
Zelgadiss: *looking away* Is he still wearing that dress?
Lina: dunno, i'm not looking myself.
Amelia: same here
Gourry: Yup! Say Lina... perhaps you could get some tips from him, he's got nice legs and fills the top of the dress quite wel...
Lina: FIREBALL!
Gourry: What'd I do?!
Zelgadiss: Tell us when it's safe.
Gourry: *cough cough* he's gotten changed.
Zelgadiss: *Looks up* 0_o!!!!
Filia: Give my dress back namagomi!
Xelloss: But I'll be naked!
Filia: Get your normal clothes on now!!
Xelloss: But i'm wearing this. Is this shade of pink my colour, or maybe it should be a bit darker?
Filia: *Snatches her dress off him and puts it on.*
Xelloss: hey! *warps clothing on before any one spots his 'chibi-wolf-and-carebears-go-to-the-zoo' boxers*
Filia: it's safe now.
All: *phew!*
Male voice in audience: You can stop using me as a camera stand now.
Perhaps I should set Xellie and Filly sets of tasks to complete together ^-^ like team building exercises! Anyways, please please please leave reviews ^-^ and questions... and ideas.... Which pairings are best for them all? And whats the whackiest possible pairing for Xelloss? *huggles fic papers* What do the other mazoku think of X/F? If Valgaav had a child with a human, what would the child be? Where did that question come from? How long will it take me to get the next chapter up? not long hopefully!
Oh before I forget, I actually have MP3's of Xelloss Singing Otome No Inori and Breeze... Honest to L-sama I do. If you wanna hear them drop me an email ^.~