*waves to the audience* Do you know what? there's a whole load of questions to be answered. See, now they're sitting reasonably together, I'm going to try and get these answered! So, Firstly, for Lina!
If, for one reson or another, you had to marry one of the guys in your group, who would it be? Xelloss included, and no dodging the subject!
Lina: *goes a lovely shade of red* Well... um... I wouldn't marry a mazoku...
Xelloss: See! See! the racism in the group!!
Amelia: It's not racism technically, mazoku are evil... and unless you change your way Xelloss-san, you will always be treated like that.
Lina: *phew!*
Xelloss: oh! I see! Well then, I won't talk with humans anymore. They're all stupid, ignorant and gullable!
Amelia: Now that's not fair Xelloss-san! You can't...
*blink blink* Those two may fight for a while... *fades their bickering into the background* Carry on Lina.
Lina: Well, Zelgadiss is a nice guy, no offence Zel-chan, but you're not my type.
Zelgadiss: none taken.
Lina: *twitches and glares at Xelloss and Amelia still arguing about racism.* WILL YOU TWO KNOCK IT OFF!?!
Xelloss: *shrugs and knocks Amelia into a vat of custard.*
Amelia: Xelloss-saaaan!!!!!! *climbs out and cleans herself off*
Moving on... Lina... Who would most like to be kissed by?
Lina: A handsome prince!
Amelia: like daddy?
Zelgadiss: She said handsome.
Amelia: hey!!!
*snicker* one more Lina...Have you ever considered that if your eating habits continue as they are, you'll get bigger, and it will not go to your chest?
Lina: Fire....
uh oh *holds up Xelloss as a shield.*
Lina: ...BALL!!!
Xelloss: Aww cra..... *gets toasted*
Sorry Xellie-kins, I thought you were Amelia! n_n
Amelia: This chapter is against me. This is very unjust.
Isn't it!! Possibly because of who's sponsoring our stage work. Dum dum dummmm.... hey, questions for Gourry now...
Two people have asked this! Are you reall as d... er... clueless as you seem, or are you hiding incredible genius somewhere in there?
Gourry: eh?
others: *nod*
*sigh* ooooooh boy. If Lina can't have the Hikari no Ken (Sword of Light) Then...can I?
nooooo! Anyway those other guys have it!
Lina: NO ONE is taking MY sword of light.
Gourry: But it's not yours!
Lina: You said I could have it!
Gourry: And YOU said you'd buy dinner.
Lina: eh? I never said that, you must of imagined it, jellyfish brains!
Xelloss: Hey Gourry, if and when the Sword of Light comes back can I borrow it please?
Gourry: how long for?
Xelloss: Not long. A day perhaps. *under his breath* give or take a milenia or two
Gourry: I suppose. You did ask nicely after all!
Lina: *socks Gourry upside the head* don't lend my Sword of Light to mazoku.
Xelloss: again with the racism!!
Gourry: it's mine anyway! not yours!
Lina: yeah well, Xelloss, it's not like you'd use the sword for the good of the world.
Xelloss: I may not use it at all.
Lina: then who would?
Gourry: *looks between the two blinking*
Xelloss: Sore wa himitsu desu! *taps Lina on the nose* n_n
Lina: Oh, that really makes me trust you.
*sigh* Lina and Xelloss DO get along rather well. *ignores glares from both* Gourry... What's your favourite food?
Gourry: Food is my favourite!
ooooooookay .... lets move on once again... Have you ever considered, Zelgadiss-san, that your body is not hideous, but in fact, really attractive? Amelia still likes you. and plenty of other non-justice living freaks do, too. Just a thought.
Zelgadiss: *small blush* ... Well, thats not really the way I see it. I don't like it.
Xelloss: Look, if Zelgadiss wants to cure his hideous, ugly, freakshow body, then don't try to dissuade him. I'm sure he'd prefer to be normal. Oh by the way Zelgadiss...I meant to ask, since you're so much boulder than me...
XELLOSS!!!!!! leave him alone! *eyes Zel fangirls warily*
Zelgadiss: *lost in a cloud of depression lines*
*sigh and snaps fingers*
Xelloss: *appears on Lina's lap* 0.o
How cute!! *takes a picture*
Lina: FIREBALL!!!!!!!!!
*Xelloss flies into author-san* ugh! I suggest you behave from now Xel-kun. *whispers* Zelgadiss fangirls are scary... I know this. Good try, but keep the golem jokes till they're not around, ne?
Anyway! Zelgadiss! If you had to pick one of the girls in your group to be with for all eternity, who would it be? Why?
Zelgadiss: lets see... Lina, Amelia, Filia or Xelloss... hard choices.
Xelloss: *thinking hard* Do I...? ... don't I? *teleports on Zel's lap* Zelly....
Zelgadiss: 0_o!! Augh!!!!! *punches Xelloss away* Put him back in the room Author-san.
You deserved that!!! So, If you had to actually be one of the girls in the group for the rest of your life, who would it be, and why?
Zelgadiss: Lina, undoubtedly. Anybody who can eat that much and not gain an inch on their waistline must harbour some amazing power.
Lina: ¬_¬
Okay, questions for *shudder* Amelia. first, a very valid point, have you ever considered the fact that your Justice speeches don't just hurt Mazoku? Ever noticed that Humans can't stand them either? And if you have, then don't you think it's unjust to hurt people just so that you can talk?
Amelia: Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. We must spread the message that an absolute level of justice is absolutely, positively nec...
Lina: *punches Amelia in the stomach*
^^;;; thank you Li-chan.
Next question Amelia, about your attitude at the Marriage Temple. Did you ever think of anyone other than yourself then, hm? What if Lina likes Zelgadiss, eh? Or what if Gourry liked you? Whouldn't it then be unjust for you to have complained so much? and no matter what, it was unjust for you to be that snippy to Gourry on the way there, even if Lina is often meaner to him.
Amelia: Well... I...uh... you see... Lina-san obviously likes Gourry-san. It's not fair of me to ...take...
Lina: *dangerous look* Wanna carry on speaking Amelia?
Amelia: ^^;; can I move on to the next question please author-san?
Okay! When you threw that fireball at your Uncle's and it made a big BOOM, the cave collapsed, am I right? And while you and your father and friends got out, Your Uncle didn't did he? So he would have died, because of you, yet after you got out, you didn't show much remorse. Isn't that very Mazoku-like, and unjust?
Amelia: I didn't have time to...
Xelloss: Is the true? Amelia! Thats fantastic. And I thought you were a little do-goody whiney sap...
Amelia: But but... I...
Hey, Amelia, considering that, Who are YOU to preach about Justice, hmm?
Amelia: I try to be just... and do my best to spread the message to make others try as hard as I do!
Oh! So it's do as I say and not as I do now? Thats unjust too!
Amelia: Now listen author-san! it's not like that! Just because I'm not perfect, doesn't mean I can't encourage others to try to be too...
Xelloss: But you should set an example....
Amelia: You're both very unjust!!!
*shrug* so sue me. *claps hands* Filly-chan!!
Filia: would you knock off calling me that?
No. Anyway...being a preistess of the Karyuou, it would be blasphemous to like Xelloss in any sense of the word. But, since you aren't a preistess anymore, wouldn't it be okay, IF you like him, just once to tell him, and then bash him upside the head for the snotty remark which would most surely folow? keep in mind the If, though. I didn't watch Try in English, and his nature still got to me. BTW, good hit with the Decrepit old Dark Lord Remark. ^^ I loved that!. ^.~
Filia: The IF remains the keyword in this. However, it would be okay just once, so *turns to Xelloss* Namagomi, I like you... When you're flying through the air!! *swings mace-sama at him*
Xelloss: *jumps over it and mace smashes Lina in the face* saw it coming! n_n
Zelgadiss: 0_o *Edges away*
Amelia: someone's about to die...
Gourry: Diet? nonono!
Lina: *lands on her face*
Xelloss: *almost lands on Lina, but hits his airbrakes and hovers just above her*
Filia: *backs away from Lina*
Lina: *flaming aura grabs Xelloss foot from above her, swings him around in the air and throws him at Filia. The two land in a pile on the floor, Xelloss in a slightly comprimising position on Filia*
Xelloss: Didn't expect to see you here! n_n
Filia: me niether... hey!! Get offa me!! *flails*
Lina: *Walks over, pulls Xelloss off Filia and rearranges him into a rather painful Yoga-like position* NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!! *Drops him and sits* Gourry, give me those!
Filia: *returns to her seat*
Zelgadiss: Xelloss got off lightly...
I knew it!! *waves a X/L flag*
Lina: Put...That...Away... Author-san...
^^;; okay. *puts flag away* Filia, If you had to be with anyone in Lina's group, who would it be? I've been asked to temporarily deafen the men's ears so that Filly-chan won't be embarassed.
Zelgadiss: you better deafen Xelloss as well though
¬_¬ I suppose so. The Mazoku and men are now deaf.
Filia: Umm... Not Xelloss. That only leaves Gourry or Zelgadiss and they're both less than ideal. At least Gourry isn't as stubborn as Zelgadiss.
okay, they have hearing again. Filia-san, your hair is so pretty! I was wondering if it's just naturally that way, and you're really, really lucky, or if you use a special shampoo?
Filia: *blush* It takes a lot of work. I try.
*sigh* jeez, Filia-fans... The bow on your tail is so cute! I was wondering though...must it be pink...? Was that color absolutely necessary? and has it always been your color, or is it a recent change?
Filia: I happen to like pink. it goes with my outfit.
And another... You say that you don't like Xelloss. However, Filia-san, you hit him all the time, and we know he likes that. Are you sure you're not just showing him affection the way he likes it best and hiding your affection for him in one clean Mace-sama bashing?
Xelloss: She is she is!! look at her blush!!
Filia: No, that's just stress relief. If he liked it so much, he wouldn't run away!
Gee, Filia, theres lots of questions for you...
Filia: thats great. -.-;;
Xelloss really hasn't been much of anything except polite to you (not saying that he isn't a cruel, namagomi baka a lot, but still) so, when he is polite, why not be polite back? At least he tries...
Filia: He's just polite to get to me. Me doing the same is possiby the response he wants. And a lot less satisfying.
I know there's something up with that answer... ummm... Are you a Cat, Dog, Or Bird person?
Filia: Cat or bird I think.
Technically, are Dragons reptiles? I mean no offense by this.
Xelloss: Yes, they are!
Filia: Technically, yes, but it's a bit more complicated that that.
What is your favourite animal?
Filia: cats and rabbits are cute!
Where would you go on a date?
Filia: Depends who it was. You know if, it was certain people I don't want to date, I might say karyuou no shinda
English people!!
Filia: temple of the fire dragon king.
0.o that sounds less cheesy in japanese!! Aha, here we go... Questions for Xellie!!
Not that I have any real problems with your hair, but sometimes it does tend to look a little...Fruity. So, Why the bowl-cut? Personal taste or Zelas-sama's orders?
Xelloss: Guess what! Sore wa...
Himitsu desu.. yes yes, everybody knows. Next... Since you objected so fervently to a comment about Zelas-sama that I just forgot ^^(), why don't you tell us what she *does* do all day?
Xelloss: I refer to my answer to the last question.
*groan* You suck. I'm going to put an end to that himitsu phrase! *snaps fingers* So, next question. What if, say, Zelas-sama told you to go past being nice to Filia, maybe even seduce her? it's pretty obvious you'd do it, I mean, she IS your Master, but my point is, would you enjoy doing it? And Xelloss, I'm not talking about the ACT, 'cause it seems almost impossible for a man not to enjoy that (unless you're not really a man...?) but I mean breaking Filia down, would you enjoy that?
Xelloss: sore wa opopopopopo desu... Author-san!!!
yes?
Xelloss: Actually, I can't think of many more enjoyable things.
Filia: *shudder*
Xelloss: *innocently* what?
Filia: Go sit over there.
Xelloss: *eyes up Fiia's skirt* no.
Filia: HENTAI!!!! *Bashes him to the other side of the stage*
That leads on to the next one nicely! ^-^ Just how far does your masochism go? At what point does pain really hurt? or does it never hurt, and you would die a happy Mazoku no matter what?
Xelloss: *pulls his head out of the wall sporting huge grin* depends on the source of the pain. Some would some wouldn't.
*reading questions* oya! I like this one!! Do you want to kill Amelia? I know many people who wish SOMEONE would...
Xelloss: You're one, ne author-san? how about this then, no. Amelia causes far to much pain and suffering to destroy her! n_n
Eeeeeee! *grumbles* You really are nasty. Do you really like Filia, and are showing your affection in the only way you know how, by hurting her? Is that how Mazoku show love?
Xelloss: *thinking*... That I suppose, is a possible way of looking at it. *shakes head* I don't think so!
Is it true that Mazoku can't Love, or is it just that your kind won't?
Xelloss: Sore wa... -.-;; I can't say that any more. There's a lot of technicalities and so forth involved in the mazoku-love paradox... For example, obviously a mazoku themself can be happy, n_n , see, but what about the resulting emotion from the other partner? So, technically you could say won't, but another way of looking at it is won't because they can't...
@_@ Stop trying to confuse me. Next question, how many Mazoku does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Xelloss: one that's not me ¬_¬
Zelgadiss: All of them! Until they realise its a push fitting.
Personally I'd say one to screw in the bulb and the rest to destroy the world around it.
Xelloss: Can I do it... please? You got it all wrong!
I know I know *snaps fingers* *sigh* How many mazoku does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Xelloss: Sore wa himitsu desu!
Fine, you're not allowed to say that again though... Where would you go on a date?
Xelloss: Depends who with. But I think a dragon Cuisine restaurant would be perfect!
*Filia's teeth can be heard grinding*
Xelloss: n_n
Who's negative emotions taste better, in the group? Zelgadiss', Filia's, or maybe even Amelia's because she's so darned perky all the time and a change is nice?
Xelloss: Well, Zelgadiss is sorta stodgy and bland... bit like him really...
Zelgadiss: ...
Xelloss: And Filia's are spicy! Amelia's makes a refreshing change. And author-san's are just scary.
*Ahem* I AM not scary... What would your ideal girl be like? And would she be Human, Ryuzoku or Mazoku?
Xelloss: Entertaining... to say the least.
Hentai ¬_¬
Xelloss: Mazoku too.
hehe. 0.o Okay, these are for me to answer...
Do you realize that, that time you made Xelloss and filia kiss, it was a disturbingly Phibrizzo-like gesture?
Hai hai! Phibrizzo-sama!!!!
all: *sweatdrop and edge away*
Are you hiding the last three pieces of the Jigsaw puzzle?
Sore wa himistu desu n_n
Which pairings in slayers DO you prefer? Personally I think that the Marriage temple ones would have worked out fine, once Xellos stopped being so uptight, Filia stopped being so stubborn, and Amelia stopped whining.
Well, I did prefer X/F but I think I just like them to bicker, but, generally L/G, A/Z and X/F or X/L or X/me if not X/no one... oh now Zelas/Xelloss I don't mind either...
Xelloss: Hey! *rolls up sleeves* Something...
Anything that makes good reading... *cheesy grin* Even X/A... But Xelloss/Zelas...
Xelloss: Quit it. quit thinking that you freak. Stop it! Hentai baka author!
Which of the characters would YOU most like to be paired with, ne?
now THAT is a secret! n_n
Xelloss: Bad bad author...
Do you enjoy writing this as much as I enjoy reading it? i mean, Xel-chan and Fi-chan are so almost certainly in denial. But of *what, I wonder? They're cerainly hiding something.
I love writing this fic!! *Waves fic flag* it's fun!! and this is shameless self advertising!! Anyway...
Are you human? It's just a thought, you know, since I know so many other Authors who aren't. ^^() myself, for example!
I'm not ^^;; But what am I? Sore wa...
Xelloss: mazoku desu.
Himitsu desu!!
What is your favorite type of flower?
Pretend -.-;;
What would your ideal bishounen be like?
Bishie!!! silky hair, mysterious and slightly femmy @_@
You know, I'm starting to see lots of X/L hints... *ducks fireball* I guess Lina is a very attractive and destructive girl, ne, Xellie-chan? Or is Amelia more your type? How about Sherra? wait wait... Grey haired bimbo... Don't look at me like that.
please Review as always!!! And I'll do more!! *waves X/L flag*
Lina: Fireball!!
*waves Zelas/X flag and dances off*
If, for one reson or another, you had to marry one of the guys in your group, who would it be? Xelloss included, and no dodging the subject!
Lina: *goes a lovely shade of red* Well... um... I wouldn't marry a mazoku...
Xelloss: See! See! the racism in the group!!
Amelia: It's not racism technically, mazoku are evil... and unless you change your way Xelloss-san, you will always be treated like that.
Lina: *phew!*
Xelloss: oh! I see! Well then, I won't talk with humans anymore. They're all stupid, ignorant and gullable!
Amelia: Now that's not fair Xelloss-san! You can't...
*blink blink* Those two may fight for a while... *fades their bickering into the background* Carry on Lina.
Lina: Well, Zelgadiss is a nice guy, no offence Zel-chan, but you're not my type.
Zelgadiss: none taken.
Lina: *twitches and glares at Xelloss and Amelia still arguing about racism.* WILL YOU TWO KNOCK IT OFF!?!
Xelloss: *shrugs and knocks Amelia into a vat of custard.*
Amelia: Xelloss-saaaan!!!!!! *climbs out and cleans herself off*
Moving on... Lina... Who would most like to be kissed by?
Lina: A handsome prince!
Amelia: like daddy?
Zelgadiss: She said handsome.
Amelia: hey!!!
*snicker* one more Lina...Have you ever considered that if your eating habits continue as they are, you'll get bigger, and it will not go to your chest?
Lina: Fire....
uh oh *holds up Xelloss as a shield.*
Lina: ...BALL!!!
Xelloss: Aww cra..... *gets toasted*
Sorry Xellie-kins, I thought you were Amelia! n_n
Amelia: This chapter is against me. This is very unjust.
Isn't it!! Possibly because of who's sponsoring our stage work. Dum dum dummmm.... hey, questions for Gourry now...
Two people have asked this! Are you reall as d... er... clueless as you seem, or are you hiding incredible genius somewhere in there?
Gourry: eh?
others: *nod*
*sigh* ooooooh boy. If Lina can't have the Hikari no Ken (Sword of Light) Then...can I?
nooooo! Anyway those other guys have it!
Lina: NO ONE is taking MY sword of light.
Gourry: But it's not yours!
Lina: You said I could have it!
Gourry: And YOU said you'd buy dinner.
Lina: eh? I never said that, you must of imagined it, jellyfish brains!
Xelloss: Hey Gourry, if and when the Sword of Light comes back can I borrow it please?
Gourry: how long for?
Xelloss: Not long. A day perhaps. *under his breath* give or take a milenia or two
Gourry: I suppose. You did ask nicely after all!
Lina: *socks Gourry upside the head* don't lend my Sword of Light to mazoku.
Xelloss: again with the racism!!
Gourry: it's mine anyway! not yours!
Lina: yeah well, Xelloss, it's not like you'd use the sword for the good of the world.
Xelloss: I may not use it at all.
Lina: then who would?
Gourry: *looks between the two blinking*
Xelloss: Sore wa himitsu desu! *taps Lina on the nose* n_n
Lina: Oh, that really makes me trust you.
*sigh* Lina and Xelloss DO get along rather well. *ignores glares from both* Gourry... What's your favourite food?
Gourry: Food is my favourite!
ooooooookay .... lets move on once again... Have you ever considered, Zelgadiss-san, that your body is not hideous, but in fact, really attractive? Amelia still likes you. and plenty of other non-justice living freaks do, too. Just a thought.
Zelgadiss: *small blush* ... Well, thats not really the way I see it. I don't like it.
Xelloss: Look, if Zelgadiss wants to cure his hideous, ugly, freakshow body, then don't try to dissuade him. I'm sure he'd prefer to be normal. Oh by the way Zelgadiss...I meant to ask, since you're so much boulder than me...
XELLOSS!!!!!! leave him alone! *eyes Zel fangirls warily*
Zelgadiss: *lost in a cloud of depression lines*
*sigh and snaps fingers*
Xelloss: *appears on Lina's lap* 0.o
How cute!! *takes a picture*
Lina: FIREBALL!!!!!!!!!
*Xelloss flies into author-san* ugh! I suggest you behave from now Xel-kun. *whispers* Zelgadiss fangirls are scary... I know this. Good try, but keep the golem jokes till they're not around, ne?
Anyway! Zelgadiss! If you had to pick one of the girls in your group to be with for all eternity, who would it be? Why?
Zelgadiss: lets see... Lina, Amelia, Filia or Xelloss... hard choices.
Xelloss: *thinking hard* Do I...? ... don't I? *teleports on Zel's lap* Zelly....
Zelgadiss: 0_o!! Augh!!!!! *punches Xelloss away* Put him back in the room Author-san.
You deserved that!!! So, If you had to actually be one of the girls in the group for the rest of your life, who would it be, and why?
Zelgadiss: Lina, undoubtedly. Anybody who can eat that much and not gain an inch on their waistline must harbour some amazing power.
Lina: ¬_¬
Okay, questions for *shudder* Amelia. first, a very valid point, have you ever considered the fact that your Justice speeches don't just hurt Mazoku? Ever noticed that Humans can't stand them either? And if you have, then don't you think it's unjust to hurt people just so that you can talk?
Amelia: Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. We must spread the message that an absolute level of justice is absolutely, positively nec...
Lina: *punches Amelia in the stomach*
^^;;; thank you Li-chan.
Next question Amelia, about your attitude at the Marriage Temple. Did you ever think of anyone other than yourself then, hm? What if Lina likes Zelgadiss, eh? Or what if Gourry liked you? Whouldn't it then be unjust for you to have complained so much? and no matter what, it was unjust for you to be that snippy to Gourry on the way there, even if Lina is often meaner to him.
Amelia: Well... I...uh... you see... Lina-san obviously likes Gourry-san. It's not fair of me to ...take...
Lina: *dangerous look* Wanna carry on speaking Amelia?
Amelia: ^^;; can I move on to the next question please author-san?
Okay! When you threw that fireball at your Uncle's and it made a big BOOM, the cave collapsed, am I right? And while you and your father and friends got out, Your Uncle didn't did he? So he would have died, because of you, yet after you got out, you didn't show much remorse. Isn't that very Mazoku-like, and unjust?
Amelia: I didn't have time to...
Xelloss: Is the true? Amelia! Thats fantastic. And I thought you were a little do-goody whiney sap...
Amelia: But but... I...
Hey, Amelia, considering that, Who are YOU to preach about Justice, hmm?
Amelia: I try to be just... and do my best to spread the message to make others try as hard as I do!
Oh! So it's do as I say and not as I do now? Thats unjust too!
Amelia: Now listen author-san! it's not like that! Just because I'm not perfect, doesn't mean I can't encourage others to try to be too...
Xelloss: But you should set an example....
Amelia: You're both very unjust!!!
*shrug* so sue me. *claps hands* Filly-chan!!
Filia: would you knock off calling me that?
No. Anyway...being a preistess of the Karyuou, it would be blasphemous to like Xelloss in any sense of the word. But, since you aren't a preistess anymore, wouldn't it be okay, IF you like him, just once to tell him, and then bash him upside the head for the snotty remark which would most surely folow? keep in mind the If, though. I didn't watch Try in English, and his nature still got to me. BTW, good hit with the Decrepit old Dark Lord Remark. ^^ I loved that!. ^.~
Filia: The IF remains the keyword in this. However, it would be okay just once, so *turns to Xelloss* Namagomi, I like you... When you're flying through the air!! *swings mace-sama at him*
Xelloss: *jumps over it and mace smashes Lina in the face* saw it coming! n_n
Zelgadiss: 0_o *Edges away*
Amelia: someone's about to die...
Gourry: Diet? nonono!
Lina: *lands on her face*
Xelloss: *almost lands on Lina, but hits his airbrakes and hovers just above her*
Filia: *backs away from Lina*
Lina: *flaming aura grabs Xelloss foot from above her, swings him around in the air and throws him at Filia. The two land in a pile on the floor, Xelloss in a slightly comprimising position on Filia*
Xelloss: Didn't expect to see you here! n_n
Filia: me niether... hey!! Get offa me!! *flails*
Lina: *Walks over, pulls Xelloss off Filia and rearranges him into a rather painful Yoga-like position* NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!! *Drops him and sits* Gourry, give me those!
Filia: *returns to her seat*
Zelgadiss: Xelloss got off lightly...
I knew it!! *waves a X/L flag*
Lina: Put...That...Away... Author-san...
^^;; okay. *puts flag away* Filia, If you had to be with anyone in Lina's group, who would it be? I've been asked to temporarily deafen the men's ears so that Filly-chan won't be embarassed.
Zelgadiss: you better deafen Xelloss as well though
¬_¬ I suppose so. The Mazoku and men are now deaf.
Filia: Umm... Not Xelloss. That only leaves Gourry or Zelgadiss and they're both less than ideal. At least Gourry isn't as stubborn as Zelgadiss.
okay, they have hearing again. Filia-san, your hair is so pretty! I was wondering if it's just naturally that way, and you're really, really lucky, or if you use a special shampoo?
Filia: *blush* It takes a lot of work. I try.
*sigh* jeez, Filia-fans... The bow on your tail is so cute! I was wondering though...must it be pink...? Was that color absolutely necessary? and has it always been your color, or is it a recent change?
Filia: I happen to like pink. it goes with my outfit.
And another... You say that you don't like Xelloss. However, Filia-san, you hit him all the time, and we know he likes that. Are you sure you're not just showing him affection the way he likes it best and hiding your affection for him in one clean Mace-sama bashing?
Xelloss: She is she is!! look at her blush!!
Filia: No, that's just stress relief. If he liked it so much, he wouldn't run away!
Gee, Filia, theres lots of questions for you...
Filia: thats great. -.-;;
Xelloss really hasn't been much of anything except polite to you (not saying that he isn't a cruel, namagomi baka a lot, but still) so, when he is polite, why not be polite back? At least he tries...
Filia: He's just polite to get to me. Me doing the same is possiby the response he wants. And a lot less satisfying.
I know there's something up with that answer... ummm... Are you a Cat, Dog, Or Bird person?
Filia: Cat or bird I think.
Technically, are Dragons reptiles? I mean no offense by this.
Xelloss: Yes, they are!
Filia: Technically, yes, but it's a bit more complicated that that.
What is your favourite animal?
Filia: cats and rabbits are cute!
Where would you go on a date?
Filia: Depends who it was. You know if, it was certain people I don't want to date, I might say karyuou no shinda
English people!!
Filia: temple of the fire dragon king.
0.o that sounds less cheesy in japanese!! Aha, here we go... Questions for Xellie!!
Not that I have any real problems with your hair, but sometimes it does tend to look a little...Fruity. So, Why the bowl-cut? Personal taste or Zelas-sama's orders?
Xelloss: Guess what! Sore wa...
Himitsu desu.. yes yes, everybody knows. Next... Since you objected so fervently to a comment about Zelas-sama that I just forgot ^^(), why don't you tell us what she *does* do all day?
Xelloss: I refer to my answer to the last question.
*groan* You suck. I'm going to put an end to that himitsu phrase! *snaps fingers* So, next question. What if, say, Zelas-sama told you to go past being nice to Filia, maybe even seduce her? it's pretty obvious you'd do it, I mean, she IS your Master, but my point is, would you enjoy doing it? And Xelloss, I'm not talking about the ACT, 'cause it seems almost impossible for a man not to enjoy that (unless you're not really a man...?) but I mean breaking Filia down, would you enjoy that?
Xelloss: sore wa opopopopopo desu... Author-san!!!
yes?
Xelloss: Actually, I can't think of many more enjoyable things.
Filia: *shudder*
Xelloss: *innocently* what?
Filia: Go sit over there.
Xelloss: *eyes up Fiia's skirt* no.
Filia: HENTAI!!!! *Bashes him to the other side of the stage*
That leads on to the next one nicely! ^-^ Just how far does your masochism go? At what point does pain really hurt? or does it never hurt, and you would die a happy Mazoku no matter what?
Xelloss: *pulls his head out of the wall sporting huge grin* depends on the source of the pain. Some would some wouldn't.
*reading questions* oya! I like this one!! Do you want to kill Amelia? I know many people who wish SOMEONE would...
Xelloss: You're one, ne author-san? how about this then, no. Amelia causes far to much pain and suffering to destroy her! n_n
Eeeeeee! *grumbles* You really are nasty. Do you really like Filia, and are showing your affection in the only way you know how, by hurting her? Is that how Mazoku show love?
Xelloss: *thinking*... That I suppose, is a possible way of looking at it. *shakes head* I don't think so!
Is it true that Mazoku can't Love, or is it just that your kind won't?
Xelloss: Sore wa... -.-;; I can't say that any more. There's a lot of technicalities and so forth involved in the mazoku-love paradox... For example, obviously a mazoku themself can be happy, n_n , see, but what about the resulting emotion from the other partner? So, technically you could say won't, but another way of looking at it is won't because they can't...
@_@ Stop trying to confuse me. Next question, how many Mazoku does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Xelloss: one that's not me ¬_¬
Zelgadiss: All of them! Until they realise its a push fitting.
Personally I'd say one to screw in the bulb and the rest to destroy the world around it.
Xelloss: Can I do it... please? You got it all wrong!
I know I know *snaps fingers* *sigh* How many mazoku does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Xelloss: Sore wa himitsu desu!
Fine, you're not allowed to say that again though... Where would you go on a date?
Xelloss: Depends who with. But I think a dragon Cuisine restaurant would be perfect!
*Filia's teeth can be heard grinding*
Xelloss: n_n
Who's negative emotions taste better, in the group? Zelgadiss', Filia's, or maybe even Amelia's because she's so darned perky all the time and a change is nice?
Xelloss: Well, Zelgadiss is sorta stodgy and bland... bit like him really...
Zelgadiss: ...
Xelloss: And Filia's are spicy! Amelia's makes a refreshing change. And author-san's are just scary.
*Ahem* I AM not scary... What would your ideal girl be like? And would she be Human, Ryuzoku or Mazoku?
Xelloss: Entertaining... to say the least.
Hentai ¬_¬
Xelloss: Mazoku too.
hehe. 0.o Okay, these are for me to answer...
Do you realize that, that time you made Xelloss and filia kiss, it was a disturbingly Phibrizzo-like gesture?
Hai hai! Phibrizzo-sama!!!!
all: *sweatdrop and edge away*
Are you hiding the last three pieces of the Jigsaw puzzle?
Sore wa himistu desu n_n
Which pairings in slayers DO you prefer? Personally I think that the Marriage temple ones would have worked out fine, once Xellos stopped being so uptight, Filia stopped being so stubborn, and Amelia stopped whining.
Well, I did prefer X/F but I think I just like them to bicker, but, generally L/G, A/Z and X/F or X/L or X/me if not X/no one... oh now Zelas/Xelloss I don't mind either...
Xelloss: Hey! *rolls up sleeves* Something...
Anything that makes good reading... *cheesy grin* Even X/A... But Xelloss/Zelas...
Xelloss: Quit it. quit thinking that you freak. Stop it! Hentai baka author!
Which of the characters would YOU most like to be paired with, ne?
now THAT is a secret! n_n
Xelloss: Bad bad author...
Do you enjoy writing this as much as I enjoy reading it? i mean, Xel-chan and Fi-chan are so almost certainly in denial. But of *what, I wonder? They're cerainly hiding something.
I love writing this fic!! *Waves fic flag* it's fun!! and this is shameless self advertising!! Anyway...
Are you human? It's just a thought, you know, since I know so many other Authors who aren't. ^^() myself, for example!
I'm not ^^;; But what am I? Sore wa...
Xelloss: mazoku desu.
Himitsu desu!!
What is your favorite type of flower?
Pretend -.-;;
What would your ideal bishounen be like?
Bishie!!! silky hair, mysterious and slightly femmy @_@
You know, I'm starting to see lots of X/L hints... *ducks fireball* I guess Lina is a very attractive and destructive girl, ne, Xellie-chan? Or is Amelia more your type? How about Sherra? wait wait... Grey haired bimbo... Don't look at me like that.
please Review as always!!! And I'll do more!! *waves X/L flag*
Lina: Fireball!!
*waves Zelas/X flag and dances off*