Xel: It look like author-san forgot about the fic... so... *sneeks off*
Hi everyone! *waves* Where'd that mazok....oh *grabs* SIT!
Zelgadiss: does he have to sit next to me?
Xelloss: Author-san, has anyone ever told you you suck?
You have plenty of times. now then, I got someone else in today, *takes a portable plot hole and lays in on the floor* Come on out... Wait... this is too cliché, must do it another way... *takes out a pokeball* I choose you, Valgaav!
Valgaav: *appears on sofa next to Xelloss* -.-;; Why me?
No fighting you two ^-^
Xelloss: *poking Val with a pen* Of course not author-san. *poke poke*
Valgaav: *sigh* *sigh* QUIT IT!
Zelgadiss: This is going to get dangerous.
Oh, before we continue, I'd like to thank Nene and Mimi in the audience for lending me the Otome No Inori costumes. And my fantastic Japanese skills and memory for the lyrics ^-^ Being an author has advantages, oh, and you do know that there are a lot of as yet unmentioned people in the audience? I'm sure they won't mind questioning either!
Xelloss: *pokes Valgaav in the eye*
Valgaav: *pulls Xelloss' hair*
Xelloss: *picks Valgaav up and stabs him into the ground headfirst*
Zelgadiss: Author-san... look behind you.
oh bloody hell . I said no fighting!
Xelloss: he pulled my hair!
VALGAAV!!!!! Don't you listen? I said no fighting.
Valgaav: *pulls his head out of the floor... and keeps some stuck on his horn*
^-^ Chill guys. Valgaav, we're answering questions for the audience. Sit and listen for a few minutes, you'll get the idea, my engimatic friend. So... Lina, why don't you gain any weight? I mean you can pack away food and yet you don't gain an ounce. What's your secret?
Lina: I use a lot of energy in my spells!
Gourry: and her temper.
Zelgadiss: I'll say.
Valgaav: This is pretty stupid looking...
Lina: I HAVE NOT GOT A BAD TEMPER!!!
Amelia-san, why do you always have a justice speech and how do you have those cool effects?
Amelia: It takes lots of practise and hard work to get my poses and effects just right! If you're on the mission of justice the effects will....
Zelgadiss, why don't you like being a chimera? A lot of fangirls think you're Kawaii and cool!
Zelgadiss: ///_-\\ I just don't okay?
Xelloss: Why don't you think of all the money you could earn in a freak show?
Lina: *light up eyes*
Zelgadiss: *Socks the mazoku in the head* Shut up.
Xelloss: *Duck*
Valgaav: Ow... those rock hands hurt.
Xelloss: better you than me Valgaav. *sits back up and gets hit in the head by both* Author-san!
0.o leave him alone you two. Val... there's floorboard on your head still. Question for Gourry, why did you give up the Hikari no Ken up to Sirius and not to Lina?
Gourry: Serious? it was serious. They needed it to fight that um... Dork star anyway, it was theirs first!
Dork star? ^^;; Another for you, why don't you become a sorceror?
Lina: Who's going to say it first?
Gourry: Say what first?
Zelgadiss: I got it. *Gourry voice* Darkness be... uhh...Lina?
Lina: Yes Gourry?
Zelgadiss: *Gourry voice* Whats the next word?
Xelloss: sore wa himitsu desu!
Amelia: no... she'd yell 'FIREBALL!'
Lina: I WOULD NOT!
The moral of the story is, he wouldn't remember the spells.
Gourry: But I like my sword.
And he likes his sword ^^;; Xellie, someone commented on how Kawaii your boxers are too. n_n
Xelloss: You just had to say that, didn't you?
Oh as a note of interest to anyone that wants to know, Ameria is just the japanese spelling of Amelia coz they don't have an 'L' in the alphabet.
Amelia: Is that even just?
o.0 that was the next question for you actually. I say, it is, but it's also real annoying!
Xelloss: I have the same problem.
Zelgadiss: So do I... *Sigh*
¬_¬ yeh, and I can spell my name 3 different ways in katakana... this isn't relevent! Augh! Lina-san, why are you afraid of Luna-sama? Did you have a tramatizing childhood with her or something?
Lina: I'm not answering!
I think she found out what happens when you sell views of your elder sister washing...
Lina: How do you know!?!
I know all... Amelia, what are your feelings for Gourry-san, Xelly-chan, and Zel-kun?
Amelia: Gourry-san has a good heart and means well, although he can be dumb at ti...
Is it even just to say they infront of him?
Amelia: And Zelgadiss-san we must do our best to help him be happy with him self!!
Zelgadiss: ... Thanks.
Amelia: And as for Xelloss-san. He must learn to be good!
Xelloss: being good is wrong. You must learn to be like me.
Amelia: Xelloss-san, if all you want to do is spread chaos in the....
Xelloss: ah! but you're the one who's trying to...
Not this again.
Female voice in audience: Thats my boy!
Male voice in audience: Show that monster Amelia!
Female Voice: She's wrong.
Male voice: No, My girl is right!
Female Voice: Not!
Great. *rolls eyes* Two Justice freaks vs the Mazoku battles. Thats what I don't need!!
For everyone! Do mazoku have souls?
Lina: maybe
Amelia: Everything has a soul
Zelgadiss: The Are-souls
Xelloss: Thats a secret, Amelia-san, you changed the subject!
fine fine... Doesn't Justice differ by person, their own version? How is it universal then?
Amelia: It is author-san! we all need to live in a just society, and an abs...
Xelloss: *pushes Amelia down the plot hole*
woman: That's my boy!
Man: No! Amelia!
Lina: Lets take this time to relieve ourselves of talking about justice.
Zelgadiss: it would make a nice change.
yeah... Is anyone annoyed by all the mysterious occurances?
All (Except val): yes! *they get covered in custard*
Umm.... bad other author. *pulls Amelia out of the plot hole*
quickly guys... Running out of time here...
This is to Xelloss, if you were to work for any other Dark Lord or stick with Zelas, which would you pick?
Xelloss: *makes a face as if he's been asked to dye his hair red and look like Gaav for eternity* Stick with Zelas, If I have the choice!
And for Filia... Ms. Copt, where do you put all the tea items you carry at?
Xelloss: She puts them... Somewhere!
No, in a Tea-bag!
Filia: you're both not funny. I keep them in a special place.
To Lina.....DO YOU LIKE FIRE!?
Lina: yes!
Zelgadiss: What idiot asked that? -.-;;
Amelia...how long to you think your going to live with the author your putting up with?
Amelia: I don't want to put up with her any longer! She's truely...
*pushes Amelia back down the plot hole*
whatever... Gourry, have you EVER been to a place called "school?"
Gourry: School? Um... isn't it near Seyruune?
Zelgadiss, if you were to find your cure, but loose your abilites, such as swordsman-ship and magic-skills..which would you choose?
Zelgadiss: I'd have to think hard, and it depends on the circumstances. And lots of things really...
Eeeeeee..... Zelgadiss... Answer that later ^^;; Filia. Have you ever heard of another Gold Dragon called "Milgasia?"
Filia: We mentioned him earlier... so, yes.
And this is to the author.....Thats me! ^_^ How much are you enjoying this? A whole lot!! Weeeeee!! More for Xellie...
If you could fall in love, would you be with Lina, or Filia?
Xelloss: Sore wa...
Valgaav: The golden dragon... thats why he won't answer.
Xelloss: Is not!
Valgaav: So you admit you like the human then?
Xelloss: I said neither of those things.
*sigh and yells down the plot hole* Amelia, why must practically everything be about love and justice, when the real world doesn't always comply with what you want?.... What? Yell louder! He is? I know... Yeah, I love X/A fiction too.
Amelia: *pops head out* I didn't say that! I said we need to change the world! So that stuff like... *points at Valgaav and Xelloss who are battling it out in a game of stone, paper, scissors.* that doesn't happen!
Xelloss: 1..2..3...stone...paper...scissors!
Valgaav: *picks scissors*
Xelloss: *holds up Zelgadiss* Stone! n_n
Zelgadiss: ... put me down....
Xelloss: Okay! *drops Zelgadiss in Valgaav's lap*
Zel/Val: ¬_¬
*pulls Amelia out of the hole and throws her on the sofa* Well, that wraps up another section of crazyiness.... there will be more! Thats a promise! In the mean time, leave reviews and drop some questions! I LOVE writing this fic. Such a bordom killer! I don't care how irrelevent the questions are!
Xelloss: Don't forget to write my request fic.
ah, yeah, Will do Xellie-chan.
Now I'm off to buy myself a Dynast snowcone.
Male voice: ...what?
See you all when I've eaten it!! *Dances off singing But but but* ne, ima made, kimi....
Hi everyone! *waves* Where'd that mazok....oh *grabs* SIT!
Zelgadiss: does he have to sit next to me?
Xelloss: Author-san, has anyone ever told you you suck?
You have plenty of times. now then, I got someone else in today, *takes a portable plot hole and lays in on the floor* Come on out... Wait... this is too cliché, must do it another way... *takes out a pokeball* I choose you, Valgaav!
Valgaav: *appears on sofa next to Xelloss* -.-;; Why me?
No fighting you two ^-^
Xelloss: *poking Val with a pen* Of course not author-san. *poke poke*
Valgaav: *sigh* *sigh* QUIT IT!
Zelgadiss: This is going to get dangerous.
Oh, before we continue, I'd like to thank Nene and Mimi in the audience for lending me the Otome No Inori costumes. And my fantastic Japanese skills and memory for the lyrics ^-^ Being an author has advantages, oh, and you do know that there are a lot of as yet unmentioned people in the audience? I'm sure they won't mind questioning either!
Xelloss: *pokes Valgaav in the eye*
Valgaav: *pulls Xelloss' hair*
Xelloss: *picks Valgaav up and stabs him into the ground headfirst*
Zelgadiss: Author-san... look behind you.
oh bloody hell . I said no fighting!
Xelloss: he pulled my hair!
VALGAAV!!!!! Don't you listen? I said no fighting.
Valgaav: *pulls his head out of the floor... and keeps some stuck on his horn*
^-^ Chill guys. Valgaav, we're answering questions for the audience. Sit and listen for a few minutes, you'll get the idea, my engimatic friend. So... Lina, why don't you gain any weight? I mean you can pack away food and yet you don't gain an ounce. What's your secret?
Lina: I use a lot of energy in my spells!
Gourry: and her temper.
Zelgadiss: I'll say.
Valgaav: This is pretty stupid looking...
Lina: I HAVE NOT GOT A BAD TEMPER!!!
Amelia-san, why do you always have a justice speech and how do you have those cool effects?
Amelia: It takes lots of practise and hard work to get my poses and effects just right! If you're on the mission of justice the effects will....
Zelgadiss, why don't you like being a chimera? A lot of fangirls think you're Kawaii and cool!
Zelgadiss: ///_-\\ I just don't okay?
Xelloss: Why don't you think of all the money you could earn in a freak show?
Lina: *light up eyes*
Zelgadiss: *Socks the mazoku in the head* Shut up.
Xelloss: *Duck*
Valgaav: Ow... those rock hands hurt.
Xelloss: better you than me Valgaav. *sits back up and gets hit in the head by both* Author-san!
0.o leave him alone you two. Val... there's floorboard on your head still. Question for Gourry, why did you give up the Hikari no Ken up to Sirius and not to Lina?
Gourry: Serious? it was serious. They needed it to fight that um... Dork star anyway, it was theirs first!
Dork star? ^^;; Another for you, why don't you become a sorceror?
Lina: Who's going to say it first?
Gourry: Say what first?
Zelgadiss: I got it. *Gourry voice* Darkness be... uhh...Lina?
Lina: Yes Gourry?
Zelgadiss: *Gourry voice* Whats the next word?
Xelloss: sore wa himitsu desu!
Amelia: no... she'd yell 'FIREBALL!'
Lina: I WOULD NOT!
The moral of the story is, he wouldn't remember the spells.
Gourry: But I like my sword.
And he likes his sword ^^;; Xellie, someone commented on how Kawaii your boxers are too. n_n
Xelloss: You just had to say that, didn't you?
Oh as a note of interest to anyone that wants to know, Ameria is just the japanese spelling of Amelia coz they don't have an 'L' in the alphabet.
Amelia: Is that even just?
o.0 that was the next question for you actually. I say, it is, but it's also real annoying!
Xelloss: I have the same problem.
Zelgadiss: So do I... *Sigh*
¬_¬ yeh, and I can spell my name 3 different ways in katakana... this isn't relevent! Augh! Lina-san, why are you afraid of Luna-sama? Did you have a tramatizing childhood with her or something?
Lina: I'm not answering!
I think she found out what happens when you sell views of your elder sister washing...
Lina: How do you know!?!
I know all... Amelia, what are your feelings for Gourry-san, Xelly-chan, and Zel-kun?
Amelia: Gourry-san has a good heart and means well, although he can be dumb at ti...
Is it even just to say they infront of him?
Amelia: And Zelgadiss-san we must do our best to help him be happy with him self!!
Zelgadiss: ... Thanks.
Amelia: And as for Xelloss-san. He must learn to be good!
Xelloss: being good is wrong. You must learn to be like me.
Amelia: Xelloss-san, if all you want to do is spread chaos in the....
Xelloss: ah! but you're the one who's trying to...
Not this again.
Female voice in audience: Thats my boy!
Male voice in audience: Show that monster Amelia!
Female Voice: She's wrong.
Male voice: No, My girl is right!
Female Voice: Not!
Great. *rolls eyes* Two Justice freaks vs the Mazoku battles. Thats what I don't need!!
For everyone! Do mazoku have souls?
Lina: maybe
Amelia: Everything has a soul
Zelgadiss: The Are-souls
Xelloss: Thats a secret, Amelia-san, you changed the subject!
fine fine... Doesn't Justice differ by person, their own version? How is it universal then?
Amelia: It is author-san! we all need to live in a just society, and an abs...
Xelloss: *pushes Amelia down the plot hole*
woman: That's my boy!
Man: No! Amelia!
Lina: Lets take this time to relieve ourselves of talking about justice.
Zelgadiss: it would make a nice change.
yeah... Is anyone annoyed by all the mysterious occurances?
All (Except val): yes! *they get covered in custard*
Umm.... bad other author. *pulls Amelia out of the plot hole*
quickly guys... Running out of time here...
This is to Xelloss, if you were to work for any other Dark Lord or stick with Zelas, which would you pick?
Xelloss: *makes a face as if he's been asked to dye his hair red and look like Gaav for eternity* Stick with Zelas, If I have the choice!
And for Filia... Ms. Copt, where do you put all the tea items you carry at?
Xelloss: She puts them... Somewhere!
No, in a Tea-bag!
Filia: you're both not funny. I keep them in a special place.
To Lina.....DO YOU LIKE FIRE!?
Lina: yes!
Zelgadiss: What idiot asked that? -.-;;
Amelia...how long to you think your going to live with the author your putting up with?
Amelia: I don't want to put up with her any longer! She's truely...
*pushes Amelia back down the plot hole*
whatever... Gourry, have you EVER been to a place called "school?"
Gourry: School? Um... isn't it near Seyruune?
Zelgadiss, if you were to find your cure, but loose your abilites, such as swordsman-ship and magic-skills..which would you choose?
Zelgadiss: I'd have to think hard, and it depends on the circumstances. And lots of things really...
Eeeeeee..... Zelgadiss... Answer that later ^^;; Filia. Have you ever heard of another Gold Dragon called "Milgasia?"
Filia: We mentioned him earlier... so, yes.
And this is to the author.....Thats me! ^_^ How much are you enjoying this? A whole lot!! Weeeeee!! More for Xellie...
If you could fall in love, would you be with Lina, or Filia?
Xelloss: Sore wa...
Valgaav: The golden dragon... thats why he won't answer.
Xelloss: Is not!
Valgaav: So you admit you like the human then?
Xelloss: I said neither of those things.
*sigh and yells down the plot hole* Amelia, why must practically everything be about love and justice, when the real world doesn't always comply with what you want?.... What? Yell louder! He is? I know... Yeah, I love X/A fiction too.
Amelia: *pops head out* I didn't say that! I said we need to change the world! So that stuff like... *points at Valgaav and Xelloss who are battling it out in a game of stone, paper, scissors.* that doesn't happen!
Xelloss: 1..2..3...stone...paper...scissors!
Valgaav: *picks scissors*
Xelloss: *holds up Zelgadiss* Stone! n_n
Zelgadiss: ... put me down....
Xelloss: Okay! *drops Zelgadiss in Valgaav's lap*
Zel/Val: ¬_¬
*pulls Amelia out of the hole and throws her on the sofa* Well, that wraps up another section of crazyiness.... there will be more! Thats a promise! In the mean time, leave reviews and drop some questions! I LOVE writing this fic. Such a bordom killer! I don't care how irrelevent the questions are!
Xelloss: Don't forget to write my request fic.
ah, yeah, Will do Xellie-chan.
Now I'm off to buy myself a Dynast snowcone.
Male voice: ...what?
See you all when I've eaten it!! *Dances off singing But but but* ne, ima made, kimi....