Changing a Gundam's Oil

no.... I don't own Gundam wing

fanfiction.net wont let me put this up becauze it seems empty so I gotta talk a lot for a while; dates is going to take a while to do because of lack of reviews and imagination. The newer story ;School days will be going a lot faster I guess. I've practically given up on chibis. People are ignoring pets, so I guess I will to since its not such a big hit anymore. The babysitters is one chapter away from being finished but it probably wont be very funny the way I have it now, so I'm still trying to perfect that. That's about it. And this is a one shot story right here. That means I cant make more, so don't ask please!

Alright, I think that's enough ranting to make this seem like an actual story, so I'll try submit this now...

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Quatre's guide to changing Sandrocks oil;

step 1. Call Rashid with cell phone to order a shipment truck

step 2. meet Sandrock at gundam hanger

step 3. wait in lobby as gundam mechanics change gundam's oil

phone call= $0.12 oil change cost= $25.00 total= $25.12

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Duo's guide to changing Deathcythes oil;

step 1. buy; two large bags of kitty litter, 12 pack of beer

step 2. sneak Deathcythe into gundam hanger at 2:00am

step 3. Bribe all security guards you are caught by

step 4. position Deathcythe among the catwalks for better reach

step 5. promise bribed guards you'll replace the four catwalks destroyed in step 4

step 6. take bathroom break

step 7. come back from bathroom and get out toolbox

step 8. spend fifteen minutes searching for toolbox

step 9. in your frustration, open a beer and drink

step 10. Find toolbox in cockpit of Deathcythe where you left it

step 11. open oil tank on the bottom of Deathcythe and drain old oil

step 12. while watching oil drain, have another beer

step 13. beer

step 14. clean up spilled oil with kitty litter

step 15. dump buckets of old oil into nearby lake

step 16. beer

step 17. remember you forgot to get new oil

step 18. drain Shenlong's new oil

step 19. beer

step 20. beer

step 21. finish off the rest of the beer with three bribed guards

step 22. fall asleep in lobby after drinking seven beers

step 23. wake up with huge hangover to angry Chinese man

step 24. tough out headache and go back to Deathcythe

step 25. find that you forgot to close oil tank and now the hanger floor is covered in the lubricant

step 26. beer... no, drank it all last night

step 27. go to liquor store and buy more beer. Pick up more oil from the Napa Auto Parts

step 28. beer

step 29. pump new oil into Deathcythe's oil tank

step 30. search for wrench to seal tank closed

step 31. slip on oily floor and smash head on cutting table

step 32. beer

step 33. find wrench under shipment truck after half an hour

step 34. beer

step 35. close oil tank lid

step 36. drop Deathcythes keys off of very high catwalk

step 37. go all the way down to hanger floor to find keys

step 38. beer

step 39. return to top catwalk and enter Deathcythe

step 40. test drive Deathcythe

step 41. get caught by authorities for driving under the influence

step 42. get bailed out of jail by Heero

step 43. retrieve Deathcythe from impound lot



kitty litter= $24.99 12 pack of beer= $29.00 bribes= $45.00 owed for broken catwalks= $1200.00 12 pack of beer#2= $29.00 oil= $45.00 DUI fine= $1100.00 total= $7631.99

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that came to mind while dad was teaching me how to change the oil in the skii-doos

review please!