Xelloss: This fic is now cancelled. There's a problem with the author. She's a loser ^_^
Bugger off Mazoku ¬_¬ This is my fic. Not yours. Shoo! Back to your seat! Shoo! *ahem* Welcome back to the truth behind Beauty and the Beast... or rather we came back to you. As usual I have a whole buncha questions to ask EVERYONE ^.^;; I mean it. There's all sorts and....*chases Xelloss* SIT DOWN AND GIVE THE QUESTIONS BACK! Don't make me beat you with my Ragna-shovel. *glare*
Xelloss: *sits* One question author-san?
what?
Xelloss: Who thought of asking Phil a question?
Blah. That's not for you to know. Now then. Why is there a christmas deco hanging from Val-chan's horn?
Valgaav: What?
Zelgadiss: Who thought that one up?
Xelloss: No idea ^_^ *Also puts one on Val*
Valgaav: Get ... those... off ...now.
Oh, Lina, could you Noogie Gourry for one of the audience?
Lina: Sure!
Gourry: Whats one of those?
Valgaav: *throws xmas deco's at Xelloss* You're just jealous of my hair.
Xelloss: Why?! Mine's nice and shiny and....
Zelgadiss: and fruity...
Xelloss: and fruity n_n
Valgaav: ugh. *Grumble* If author-san wasn't standing there...
Zelgadiss: Why does he have to sit here? -.-;;
HE JUST DOES!
Zelgadiss: *Grumble*
Valgaav: *Grumble*
Xelloss: *grumble* *Grin* *pokes val*
Valgaav: Haven't you got anything better to do?
Xelloss: Hmm.... no ^-^
Valgaav: Find something!
Xelloss: Hmm....... no. n_n
^_^ They get along so well. Zelly Welly Zel-chan! Would you play your guitar song for the audience? Asking nicely. Pleasy!
Zelgadiss: ...
Well, think about it, hm? *pats Zel's head* Itai... spikey... Before I dive right into this list, Xellie, K-chan wants to know why you don't like Mazoku-filia?
Filia: WHAT-Filia!?
Xelloss: She's no fun! ^^;; Filia here is fun. And more attracti....
Filia: TAKE THAT BACK!
Xelloss: Hmm.... Make me ^_^
Filia: RAAAAAAAAAUGH! *swings mace*
Xelloss: o.0 *Jumps behind val. Mace hits Val*
Filia: Oh no. Valgaav! Forgive me!
Jeez... *Sigh* Well here we go! AMELIA! YOU SUCK AS A "HERO". I can't believe the aswer to my question about an evil son. Just because your a justice freak doesn't mean he'll follow you....etc etc *hands Amelia a note* Read it yourself.
Amelia: O.O *reading* Author-saaaaaaaaaan this is horrible!
Xelloss: ... *takes note* What you think is justice may not be the same as Xelloss or Lina or Zel but that doesn't mean it has less worth than yours. By thinking that you are the worst kind of person that there is. You should learn to shut your mouth, open your eyes, and listen better to what others have to say and then you may accomplish peace in a better way than just being annoying. Well! Thats what I was trying to tell her earlier! She's unjust because she's narrow-minded! ^_^
Amelia: Xelloss-saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! I can't believe people think like that!! *Powercries on Zelgadiss*
Zelgadiss: ... I don't know her.
Lina: *Sweatdrop* I think that's over doing it.
Filia: poor Amelia.
Gourry: *offers Amelia a nacho*
Amelia: no thank you Gourry-san. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
^_______^ I'm not really getting a kick out of that! ^_^ oooooh boys! Valgaav, can you answer this too? Zelgadiss, Xelloss and Gourry. Ever think of cross dressing for the hell of it? I have and its fun!
Zelgadiss: no.
Valgaav: no.
Gourry: Why would anyone want to dress like a cross?
Xelloss: I think it's fun!
No demo's please Xelloss -.-;; we had this earlier.
Xelloss: awww... later then n_n
Maybe, just maybe! ! Umm Author-san, I have to know. Why are you so mean to Amelia-san? Coz it's fun ^_^ And Valgaav-sama, who is your favourite Slayers person? *Blink* Valgaav-sama? ^-^ Val-chaaaaaaaan!
Valgaav: ...Why Gaav-sama of course.
All: *gak*
hey! Leave Gaav alone! *glares at the group* How is it to be reincarnated, Lina-san, Valgaav-sama?
Lina: I only get a 'san'? Not fair.
Valgaav: Well, I deserve the recognition I get.
Lina: I'll show you recognition!
Valgaav: Oh please. Are you going to throw a fireball at me because the audience insulted your pride?
Lina: Yeah!
Valgaav: Well I can counter that! I have a weapon of unimaginable horror!
Lina: *blink blink* You do?
Valgaav: Yes I do, I suggest you back off before I am forced to use it.
Lina: And what might that weapon be Valgaav?
Valgaav: *hold Xelloss infront of him and holds up scissors* One word Lina, and he becomes bald.
Xelloss: O_O Bald?! What did I doooooooo? I didn't do anything!! (Yet)
Gourry: But his hair is already Bowled.
Zelgadiss: ... you done plenty. Amelia, quit wailing on me.
Amelia: The audience hate me!
Valgaav: Well, Lina? Willing to risk it?
Lina: N..n...no. Who knows what could be unleashed. *Sits back down*
So, guys... What is it like to be reincarnated?
Lina: Fuzzy....
Valgaav: Well it's like.... I suggest you stop wriggling or the hair comes right off! It's... I don't remember.
Great! ¬_¬ Why did you go insane, Valgaav-sama? In the desert, why did ya have to beat up the girls so hard? That's not very gentleman like.
Valgaav: isn't that obvious? And Gentlemanliness only applies to Ladies. Now If you would call Lina a Lady....
Lina: Why you....
Valgaav: I have the scissors and the mazoku!
Lina: *grumbles*
Hehehe. Xellie.......you are a fruit bat... Gourry, he's not really a fruit bat, it's a figure of speech, now that? A funny fruit, but a fruit
Xelloss: ^_^ Up with fruits! and Up with miniskirts!
Zelgadiss: Freak.
Valgaav: isn't he just? Sorry IT just.
Xelloss: eheheh. Let me go now? ^^;;
Valgaav: Hmm..... no.^-^
Scary....*looks at Lina stuffing her face* Lina.......that's really not healhtly you know. Phibby looks real cute as a neko, did you know that? And Filia isn't bad as a cat either.....
o.0 No one hurt me!! I was just reading it out! I'd never ever draw Phibby-sama as a kawaii l'il kitty cat eating Icecream. Honest!!
Gourry: Why'd you say about icecream? Did you draw Phibby eating Icecream as a kitty?
Noooooooooooo! Never! *Sweatdrop* Never ever! Um... Amelia's out of it for the moment. And... *pushes Lina down the plot hole and then Xelloss* Ahem! Quickfire time! To Phil - Where did you get your Justice kick?
Phil: It comes to all who fight for justice. Hahaha!
Luna, What do you think Of Lina using the Giga Slave? Twice an an attempted 3rd time? Luna? ... Luna?
Female voice: She's doing overtime. Needs more cash.
oooooooooh right. Valgaav, Did you really get that horn at Walmart? (for us Non-americans, thats a really cool Supermarket ^-^ Actually. It's more like what us Europeans would call a hyper-market )
Valgaav: Where? -.-;; What?
Filia, Ahem! Why frills?! Can't you go without them?
Filia: I like the attention to detail
Lina, Did you really destroy a bay with the Giga Slave and Luna caught you? Lina? ... oh yeah, she's down the plothole. Damn. Zelas, Do you mind being a mommie wolf?
Zelas: A what now? You authors are very wierd.
We try ^_^ Dynast, How long did it take to keep that "..." expression and be so monotone?
Dynast: ...
Well said! Dolphin, umm... ooooooookay, do the fishes fight the plants?
Dolphin: FISHIES! fishie fishie!
yeah do they fight with the plants?
Dolphin: PLANT?! 0_o *hides*
...whatever. Gourry, ever think of going with twin double blade swords?
Gourry: What? like on both sides?
yeah.
Gourry: I like MY sword!
Zelgadiss , Did *Snicker* ...Rezo.... use*snicker* .... you... oh I can't say it with a straight face.... use you as a doorstop?
Zelgadiss: That is not funny author-san.
Amelia, Pratice Justice often? she's crying... Xelloss, do mazoku have souls? Yes or no?
Xelloss: *teleports out of the plothole* Yes. ^-^
Good timing ^_^ Xelloss do you like David Moo? And why did you react so negatively to the Marriage Ball problem if you enjoy annoying her? Going along with it would have irritated her to no end.
Xelloss: MOO WHO?! Anyway, I couldn't go along with it. Ihave an image to keep up and it would have irritated me too. so there.
Fine.... The L/x pairing is okay but its kinda weird. I mean, if he cant love Filia or be paired up with her then why Lina?And what does subarashii mean?
Zelgadiss: Well Lina is human, and dangerous... Filia is a dragon.
Lina: WHO ASKED YOU?!
Zelgadiss: ... Subarashii means 'wonderful!' ... next question author-san?
Okay ^_^ I was just wondering, would the fact that they've (Xel and Fil) fused their magic make it at all easier for them to get along in any way? And if they DID have a kid, would that kid be able to use BOTH brands of magic, maybe even be able to do magic fusion and/or fission by themselves? Oh, just one more thing, can I get some DNA samples?
Filia: ... I thought we'd changed the subject! Argh!
Xelloss: Umm... She's still foul and disagreable. Kid that could use both magics.... hmm....
Valgaav: you're going to be bald.
Xelloss: hey. I was just considering something... It might work.... *Shakes head* Don't give people Ideas like that!
Filia: I have to agree! And no DNA samples!
Aww... I was hoping for some genetics experiments. Oh well. Well, chuck any questions this way. Who likes X/A fics?!
Xelloss: -.-;; she has issues
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pleasey reviewy!
Bugger off Mazoku ¬_¬ This is my fic. Not yours. Shoo! Back to your seat! Shoo! *ahem* Welcome back to the truth behind Beauty and the Beast... or rather we came back to you. As usual I have a whole buncha questions to ask EVERYONE ^.^;; I mean it. There's all sorts and....*chases Xelloss* SIT DOWN AND GIVE THE QUESTIONS BACK! Don't make me beat you with my Ragna-shovel. *glare*
Xelloss: *sits* One question author-san?
what?
Xelloss: Who thought of asking Phil a question?
Blah. That's not for you to know. Now then. Why is there a christmas deco hanging from Val-chan's horn?
Valgaav: What?
Zelgadiss: Who thought that one up?
Xelloss: No idea ^_^ *Also puts one on Val*
Valgaav: Get ... those... off ...now.
Oh, Lina, could you Noogie Gourry for one of the audience?
Lina: Sure!
Gourry: Whats one of those?
Valgaav: *throws xmas deco's at Xelloss* You're just jealous of my hair.
Xelloss: Why?! Mine's nice and shiny and....
Zelgadiss: and fruity...
Xelloss: and fruity n_n
Valgaav: ugh. *Grumble* If author-san wasn't standing there...
Zelgadiss: Why does he have to sit here? -.-;;
HE JUST DOES!
Zelgadiss: *Grumble*
Valgaav: *Grumble*
Xelloss: *grumble* *Grin* *pokes val*
Valgaav: Haven't you got anything better to do?
Xelloss: Hmm.... no ^-^
Valgaav: Find something!
Xelloss: Hmm....... no. n_n
^_^ They get along so well. Zelly Welly Zel-chan! Would you play your guitar song for the audience? Asking nicely. Pleasy!
Zelgadiss: ...
Well, think about it, hm? *pats Zel's head* Itai... spikey... Before I dive right into this list, Xellie, K-chan wants to know why you don't like Mazoku-filia?
Filia: WHAT-Filia!?
Xelloss: She's no fun! ^^;; Filia here is fun. And more attracti....
Filia: TAKE THAT BACK!
Xelloss: Hmm.... Make me ^_^
Filia: RAAAAAAAAAUGH! *swings mace*
Xelloss: o.0 *Jumps behind val. Mace hits Val*
Filia: Oh no. Valgaav! Forgive me!
Jeez... *Sigh* Well here we go! AMELIA! YOU SUCK AS A "HERO". I can't believe the aswer to my question about an evil son. Just because your a justice freak doesn't mean he'll follow you....etc etc *hands Amelia a note* Read it yourself.
Amelia: O.O *reading* Author-saaaaaaaaaan this is horrible!
Xelloss: ... *takes note* What you think is justice may not be the same as Xelloss or Lina or Zel but that doesn't mean it has less worth than yours. By thinking that you are the worst kind of person that there is. You should learn to shut your mouth, open your eyes, and listen better to what others have to say and then you may accomplish peace in a better way than just being annoying. Well! Thats what I was trying to tell her earlier! She's unjust because she's narrow-minded! ^_^
Amelia: Xelloss-saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! I can't believe people think like that!! *Powercries on Zelgadiss*
Zelgadiss: ... I don't know her.
Lina: *Sweatdrop* I think that's over doing it.
Filia: poor Amelia.
Gourry: *offers Amelia a nacho*
Amelia: no thank you Gourry-san. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
^_______^ I'm not really getting a kick out of that! ^_^ oooooh boys! Valgaav, can you answer this too? Zelgadiss, Xelloss and Gourry. Ever think of cross dressing for the hell of it? I have and its fun!
Zelgadiss: no.
Valgaav: no.
Gourry: Why would anyone want to dress like a cross?
Xelloss: I think it's fun!
No demo's please Xelloss -.-;; we had this earlier.
Xelloss: awww... later then n_n
Maybe, just maybe! ! Umm Author-san, I have to know. Why are you so mean to Amelia-san? Coz it's fun ^_^ And Valgaav-sama, who is your favourite Slayers person? *Blink* Valgaav-sama? ^-^ Val-chaaaaaaaan!
Valgaav: ...Why Gaav-sama of course.
All: *gak*
hey! Leave Gaav alone! *glares at the group* How is it to be reincarnated, Lina-san, Valgaav-sama?
Lina: I only get a 'san'? Not fair.
Valgaav: Well, I deserve the recognition I get.
Lina: I'll show you recognition!
Valgaav: Oh please. Are you going to throw a fireball at me because the audience insulted your pride?
Lina: Yeah!
Valgaav: Well I can counter that! I have a weapon of unimaginable horror!
Lina: *blink blink* You do?
Valgaav: Yes I do, I suggest you back off before I am forced to use it.
Lina: And what might that weapon be Valgaav?
Valgaav: *hold Xelloss infront of him and holds up scissors* One word Lina, and he becomes bald.
Xelloss: O_O Bald?! What did I doooooooo? I didn't do anything!! (Yet)
Gourry: But his hair is already Bowled.
Zelgadiss: ... you done plenty. Amelia, quit wailing on me.
Amelia: The audience hate me!
Valgaav: Well, Lina? Willing to risk it?
Lina: N..n...no. Who knows what could be unleashed. *Sits back down*
So, guys... What is it like to be reincarnated?
Lina: Fuzzy....
Valgaav: Well it's like.... I suggest you stop wriggling or the hair comes right off! It's... I don't remember.
Great! ¬_¬ Why did you go insane, Valgaav-sama? In the desert, why did ya have to beat up the girls so hard? That's not very gentleman like.
Valgaav: isn't that obvious? And Gentlemanliness only applies to Ladies. Now If you would call Lina a Lady....
Lina: Why you....
Valgaav: I have the scissors and the mazoku!
Lina: *grumbles*
Hehehe. Xellie.......you are a fruit bat... Gourry, he's not really a fruit bat, it's a figure of speech, now that? A funny fruit, but a fruit
Xelloss: ^_^ Up with fruits! and Up with miniskirts!
Zelgadiss: Freak.
Valgaav: isn't he just? Sorry IT just.
Xelloss: eheheh. Let me go now? ^^;;
Valgaav: Hmm..... no.^-^
Scary....*looks at Lina stuffing her face* Lina.......that's really not healhtly you know. Phibby looks real cute as a neko, did you know that? And Filia isn't bad as a cat either.....
o.0 No one hurt me!! I was just reading it out! I'd never ever draw Phibby-sama as a kawaii l'il kitty cat eating Icecream. Honest!!
Gourry: Why'd you say about icecream? Did you draw Phibby eating Icecream as a kitty?
Noooooooooooo! Never! *Sweatdrop* Never ever! Um... Amelia's out of it for the moment. And... *pushes Lina down the plot hole and then Xelloss* Ahem! Quickfire time! To Phil - Where did you get your Justice kick?
Phil: It comes to all who fight for justice. Hahaha!
Luna, What do you think Of Lina using the Giga Slave? Twice an an attempted 3rd time? Luna? ... Luna?
Female voice: She's doing overtime. Needs more cash.
oooooooooh right. Valgaav, Did you really get that horn at Walmart? (for us Non-americans, thats a really cool Supermarket ^-^ Actually. It's more like what us Europeans would call a hyper-market )
Valgaav: Where? -.-;; What?
Filia, Ahem! Why frills?! Can't you go without them?
Filia: I like the attention to detail
Lina, Did you really destroy a bay with the Giga Slave and Luna caught you? Lina? ... oh yeah, she's down the plothole. Damn. Zelas, Do you mind being a mommie wolf?
Zelas: A what now? You authors are very wierd.
We try ^_^ Dynast, How long did it take to keep that "..." expression and be so monotone?
Dynast: ...
Well said! Dolphin, umm... ooooooookay, do the fishes fight the plants?
Dolphin: FISHIES! fishie fishie!
yeah do they fight with the plants?
Dolphin: PLANT?! 0_o *hides*
...whatever. Gourry, ever think of going with twin double blade swords?
Gourry: What? like on both sides?
yeah.
Gourry: I like MY sword!
Zelgadiss , Did *Snicker* ...Rezo.... use*snicker* .... you... oh I can't say it with a straight face.... use you as a doorstop?
Zelgadiss: That is not funny author-san.
Amelia, Pratice Justice often? she's crying... Xelloss, do mazoku have souls? Yes or no?
Xelloss: *teleports out of the plothole* Yes. ^-^
Good timing ^_^ Xelloss do you like David Moo? And why did you react so negatively to the Marriage Ball problem if you enjoy annoying her? Going along with it would have irritated her to no end.
Xelloss: MOO WHO?! Anyway, I couldn't go along with it. Ihave an image to keep up and it would have irritated me too. so there.
Fine.... The L/x pairing is okay but its kinda weird. I mean, if he cant love Filia or be paired up with her then why Lina?And what does subarashii mean?
Zelgadiss: Well Lina is human, and dangerous... Filia is a dragon.
Lina: WHO ASKED YOU?!
Zelgadiss: ... Subarashii means 'wonderful!' ... next question author-san?
Okay ^_^ I was just wondering, would the fact that they've (Xel and Fil) fused their magic make it at all easier for them to get along in any way? And if they DID have a kid, would that kid be able to use BOTH brands of magic, maybe even be able to do magic fusion and/or fission by themselves? Oh, just one more thing, can I get some DNA samples?
Filia: ... I thought we'd changed the subject! Argh!
Xelloss: Umm... She's still foul and disagreable. Kid that could use both magics.... hmm....
Valgaav: you're going to be bald.
Xelloss: hey. I was just considering something... It might work.... *Shakes head* Don't give people Ideas like that!
Filia: I have to agree! And no DNA samples!
Aww... I was hoping for some genetics experiments. Oh well. Well, chuck any questions this way. Who likes X/A fics?!
Xelloss: -.-;; she has issues
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pleasey reviewy!