Whoohoo! Time for the most unforgettable chpt since chpt 9! SO ARE YOU READY??!!!

Thanks to every author who allowed me to use them in this fic

Also, as a note, I think it's obvious that not a single character, person or whatever I use here is of my own creation (that's just to save space for all the disclaimers I would have to put for each individual character!)

Hey! Here's a fun thing, just play 'Start up the Commotion' by the Wise Guys over and over again while reading this because that's what I did while writing it! ( don't ask why I used it, blame the Zoolander trailers)

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"ATAAAAAAAAAAAACK!" Lenalaye screams wickedly.

"Okay, you Ryan, Tobias Ax and I will go after Lenalaye's army," Akisis says as the wall of characters come hurtling towards them,

"Jake, David, Toomin and Brad go after Air Wolf's army," the characters come nearer,

"Rachel, Wayne, Drew, Marco and Bush go after Momo's army," they can all practically feel the breath of the characters now,

"Colin, Chip, Greg and Cassie go after EllimistGirl's army," Akisis turns right around and screams,

"RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!" The groups split off to their respective armies. The battle is on.

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Momo Claus vs. Rachel

          The rebel group is chased for a few minutes throughout the studio.

          "Awww crap we need to hide Rachel, so we can think up something!" Marco says. Rachel snorts but starts searching for a place.

          "Hey, look!" Drew points to a room, "let's go there!" Rachel shrugs and karate kicks the door. Bush, Marco, Wayne and Drew rush into the dark room. As they close it, we can hear the thundering of the army rushing by. The rebels quietly edge towards the back of the dark room.

          "Gosh darnit we shouldn't be hiding in some closet! Americans are not a cowardly people!" Bush mutters angrily.

          "Shut up monkey face! Unless you want to expend one person who will probably end up just kicking some camel in the butt." Marco sneers. Bush just gapes at Marco.

          "C'mon guys we need to do something!" Wayne stresses.

          "Hiding in a closet is something." Marco says.

          "Now you listen here Marcus---" Bush says.

          "I'm also called Marco." Says Marco, narrowing his eyes.

          "If you're going to be part of the team, you're going to have to pull some of your weight mister, and that means not being______!"  The president expresses some forbidden profanity.

          "Mister President!" Wayne exclaims.

          "Wait a minute! I think I've got something!" Drew rushes over to a rack. He searches for a few seconds and clicks on a light.

          "Hey Rachel," Drew beckons to her as he crouches down for something. She comes over and Drew pops up with a hot red cocktail dress. Then a large cage, followed by handcuffs.

          "Oh wow I'm lovin' this plan already…" Marco grins.

          "I am so not putting that on for you!" Rachel says, looking at the dress. She then turns and scowls at the rest of the guys, "Any of you."

          "No, no, no! Listen, I saw a lot of male characters  in that army that was chasing us. You, Rachel, can be the bait  in this dress and," he goes on to whisper the rest of the plan to her. Rachel presses her lips into a line.

          "Hmmmm….I dunno," she holds the dress up to herself.

          "C'mon Rachel, you look gorgeous! None of those characters will be able to resist you!" Wayne encourages. Rachel gets a dangerous smile on her face.

          "Let's do it."

          Momo sits on her terrier muse and ponders.

          "Hmmmm….probably disappeared down one of these  corridors. But it's dark and I'm not sure  where it goes…." She taps her chin with a finger. She scans her little army.

          "You guys!" she points at the Harry Potter characters which consists of Harry, Ron, Snape,  Lupin and Draco,

          "Go on ahead and if you see them, just do that freezing curse or whatever. I want them brought back alive, k?" The guys nod and pull out their wands. They go on down the corridor,

          "Lumos." One by one they light their wands. A few steps forward and then their wands cast something very surprising in their glow.

          "Hey boys…what brings you down this way?" Rachel says in the cocktail dress with matching , saucy pumps. Snape, Harry, Lupin and Draco's jaws all hang wide open. Ron drops his wand with an audible clatter.

          "Awwhwooooooooooo!" Lupin does a wolfish howl.

          "Is that a veela?" Harry wonders.

          "I don't know Harry but I really don't care." Ron says and bends down to get his wand, never taking his eyes off Rachel. Rachel does a sort of  valley girl giggle.

          "Oh you boys!"  The guys just stand there a moment. Snape is the first one to bolt towards her. He takes Rachel in his arms and dips her down.

          "Is that your wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Rachel forces herself to say.

          "Mmmmmmhmmmm very much so…." He says and strokes her hair. He leans closer to whisper in her ear,

          "How about you and I go down to my labyrinth," he coos, " I can show you some of my love potions, not that we'll be needing them…" Snape chuckles darkly.

          "Oooff!" Snape is shoved out of the way, clutching his stomach.

          "She wants a young buck like me you old greaseball!" Draco snaps at him then turns back to Rachel,

          "Isn't that right my darling?" He takes Rachel's arm and kisses it up to her cheek ala The Adams Family . Suddenly, Draco goes flying into the air and Lupin  sidles up to Rachel, his wand hand holding Draco at bay.

          "You know, they say werewolves are supposed to be really great in—aaaaaaaahh!" Lupin gets fried by Draco's wand. Draco lands with a harsh thud on the ground. He quickly gets to his feet and  takes Rachel in his arms again. That is,  until Ron sends him  flying in the other direction.  Harry rushes to catch Rachel before she hits the ground.

          "Hia, ever dated a bonafide hero?" Harry smiles.

          "Oh that is so like you Harry! I do the work and you get the credit! Big hero gets the girl while the faithful friend gets shoved to a side, huh? Well I'm not taking that anymore!" Ron aims his wand at Harry, a murderous glint in his eye. Harry narrows his look at him and sets Rachel aside.

          "You got a problem with me Weasel?" he says and takes out his own wand.

          "Crucio!" they both shout at the same time,  frying each other for several seconds, before collapsing on the ground. Wayne and Marco come out and drag the twitching wizards into the cage. Rachel goes and collects their wands.

          "Uh-uh naughty boys shouldn't be playing with sticks." She says in a silky voice and shakes the bundle of wands at them. Rachel and her teammates laugh.

          "The rest of the plan going into action?" Wayne asks.

          "I'm on it, stellar….performance Rachel." Bush says, his eyes lingering on Rachel a little longer than they should. Rachel rolls her eyes and taps herself with one of the wands so that she is back in comfortable cloths.

          "Man I am never going to let that image of you slip my mind Rachel." Marco says, smiling.

          "Oh yes you are." Rachel says and whacks  him with a wand. Blue and green sparks fly as it happens. Marco suddenly gets a panicked look in his eyes.

          "I…whaa…..what happened???" he says, looking around wildly. Drew drags the cage back into the empty room and shuts it.

          "Okay, now for phase two." He says, rubbing his hands as they all follow Bush.

          Momo twiddles her thumbs and whistles. The rest of her characters sit around, bored out of their minds.  Suddenly, her eyes catch something.

          "*Gasp* You brought them back!" she beings to cheer and the other characters look up. Then Bush emerges out of the shadows.

          "Huh?" Momo stares.     

          "Your characters will be along in just a moment but I've written up a little speech in the meantime…" he begins to unfold a piece of paper. A resounding groan is uttered from the army .

          "Buck up fellows! This is the prez after all!" Momo says as she jumps off her terrier muse,  "Go on." she nods towards Bush. Bush clears his throat,

          "My fellow characters of fanficdom: In light of these recent events, I think that there is one feeling that sums up all the emotional turmoil we have been experiencing…" The characters share a confused look. Bush pretends to look like he understands what he's saying. He goes to page two of his speech, obviously scrawled alternately in Wayne and Marco's handwriting.

          "That feeling, of course, is weariness. To quote from an excellent song, 'I'm sick of the tension, sick of the hunger, sick of you acting like I owe you this. Find another place to feed you greed, while I find a place to rest.'

          "This is America and here we don't stand for tyranny. We are a nation of freedom, understanding, group work and social upheaval if need be. I say, will you do something when you can stand idle and let those who are actually causing the conflict duke it out in an awesome, three day, Battle Royale to the Death??"  Bush speaks, saying the last part loud and in a slightly confused tone. The characters begin to murmur to each other, Momo swings her head around, an uneasy look upon her face. Bush works up more confidence.

          "I say, are you not, as Americans, entitled to sit on your butts and do nothing? Is that not what this nation was fought for? The right to not participate in revolutions or other people's wars, but to kick back, pop a Sprite and watch the Power Puff Girls? Or some other fine cable programming?" The characters begin nodding to each other, their mutterings grow louder and more rebellious. Bush discards his speech.

          " And another excerpt from the song, 'I wanna be with the energy, not with the enemy,  a place for my head!' You know what's a place for your head? On your pillow as you sleep in late!" The crowd gives a mighty cheer.

          "Laziness yea WHOHOO!" Fry from Futurama shouts.

          "Revolution, sit on my ass hmmm….which one involves more beer?" Bender from the same series asks.

          "Duh," Tyler from In a Heartbeat says, "Sitting on your butt!"

          "All right then!" Bender cheers and pops open a beer. Momo begins to shake.

          "Uhh…guys, you know what, how about you go attack him? Go on! You heard me! Sick'em!" Momo orders.

          "You know what? Why don't you just shut up!" Byron from Andy Richter Controls the Universe says. Momo huddles to herself.

          " Ohhh….this is throwing my entire day off! I can't handle a rebellion…especially from In a Heartbeat characters!" she moans. Bush stands up tall,

          "So what do you say?! Do you wanna be with the energy or with the enemy?!!" he shouts. The crowd cheers loudly, then lapses into confused sounds and questions.

          "The energy folks." He whispers to them.

          "WE WANNA BE WITH THE ENERGY! NOT WITH THE ENEMY!!" they scream the chant.

          "Oh boy…" Momo begins to slip away, trying to inconspicuous.

          "ENERGY! ENERGY! ENERGY!" the army  hoots.

          "SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW?!" Bush yells.

          "SIT ON OUR BUTTS!" they answer.

          "AND WHERE ARE YOU GONNA DO IT?!" Bush asks.
          "There's a nice Hotel Western down the street…." Arthur Dent from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Bush leans in.

          "Outside the studio…" he whispers  again then pulls back.

          "I SAID, WHERE ARE YOU GONNA SIT ON YOUR BUTTS?!" Bush repeats.

          "OUTSIDE THE STUDIO!!!" the crowd screams back. 

          "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!!" he hollers.

          "YAAAAAAA!!!!" the excited crowd races towards the exits.

          "AHHHHH!" Momo ducks and covers as the crowd thunders  past. She remains that way for a while, until Marco comes and taps her on the shoulder.

          "YA!" she jumps up and Marco falls back.

          "Whoa there, we're not gonna hurt you." he says as he gets up. Momo looks around wildly.

          "My army! They're all gone!"  she exclaims, then looks around some more,

          "And so's my muse!" she screams.

          "The pupper is here." Wayne says, and Momo looks to see her shrunken terrier muse cradled  in Wayne's arms.  Momo runs over and hugs him.

          "Oh thank goodness!" she cuddles him.

          "Ehem." Rachel clears her throat. Momo looks up.

          "Sorry, do you need a cough drop ?" Momo asks.

          "No. Are you ready to renounce yourself?" she asks. Momo frowns.

          " I dunno….I can't betray Lenalaye! She's my friend!" Drew comes up to her,

          "Look, we're not going to hurt her, we're just going to end her fic." He explains.

          "But this means so much to her! She always has trouble with series and when she does one right she's so happy! I can't take that away from her!" Momo argues.

          "Look at it this way. This fic has been going on for more than a year. She's been updating it in sporadic bunches. It's time she ends it or else the same thing that happened to the Animorphs will happen to her." Marco says.

          "She'll try to ram a Blade Ship?" Momo says, eyebrow raised in confusion.

          "No, no, no! It'll start to suck! People will go out of character and she'll forget the 'thread' of things. She'll lose sight of what she was trying to accomplish in the first place." Marco clarifies.

"See it as a mercy ending." Wayne adds. Momo rocks her little muse and ponders.

          "Well….I guess you're kinda right. It has been dragging on for too long and I wouldn't want her to end up like KAA did." The others look expectantly at her.

          "Oh all right, I surrender." She declares. Wayne pushes a snow globe out into the scene.

          "Just to make sure you don't back stab us. Get in the snow globe." Momo looks around and sighs.

          "This really isn't my day! But wow! Lookie at the snow flakes!" she says as the door opens up. The water magically doesn't flow out as the terrier charges in and Momo after it. The door is closed and Momo begins to float and swirl.

          "Heeeeeeey this is kiiiiiiiinda fun! Wheeeeehheee!" she says as she spins around. Rachel comes out in Grizzly morph. She rocks the snow globe around.

          "Whoaaaaaaaaahoooooahhhhhhwhoaaaaaaa!" Momo says as she is sent tumbling inside.

          Hey! This is really fun! Rachel says as she watches Momo turn and flip.

          "Uh….Rachel?" Marco tugs at Rachel's fur.

          What?! she asks angrily.

          "  Ohhhh now I don't feel so good!…." Momo groans from inside.

          "Remember, Ax?" Marco prompts Rachel.

          Huh? Oh yea! she sets the globe down much to Momo's relief. Rachel closes her eyes.

          "I'm getting naseous!…." Momo continues

          Yo Ax! This is Rachel! We've got one general down! Tell the others that Momo and her army are out of the game and when they overthrow their own generals to bring them to the ABC main lobby! Do you copy?

          24 hours a day, 7 days a week, IN COOOOOOLOOOR! Ax responds.

          "Oh man, he sneaked some Cinnabons didn't he?" Marco stresses.

          "I'm gonna throw up!…." Momo cries out.

          I knew that stupid portable kareokee machine of his was hollow! Rachel says and slams the snow globe again.

           "Whaaaaaaa!" Momo cries from inside.

          Anyway, Ax, if any of the others need extra firepower, have them contact us! Roger that? Rachel adds.

          No Rachel, its Ax, not Roger! Ax replies giddily.

          "That boy got some serious issues." Wayne says and shakes his head.

          "Speaking of issues, where's Bush?" Drew asks.  They all look around.

          "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Bush comes flying in and crashes into the snow globe.

          "I HAAAATE YOOOOOOOOOOU!" Momo shakes her fists as she turns a very sickly green. Bush picks himself up and brushes himself off.

          " Man, now I know how Chaeny feels… you okay there Mister Prez?" Drew asks as he helps dust the president off.

          "What happened? Did Gore finally decide to open up a can of Whoop Ass on you?" Marco jokes.

          Oohhh yess….my precious…all for Axy… won't let that monkey eat you…. Ax's thought-speak is heard. Wayne shakes his head and puts a hand on Bush's shoulder.

          "Told you man, like we said in chpt 9, you don't get between Ax and a cinnamon bun." Bush hunches over.

          "Yea, yea…let's just get over to the lobby…" he grumbles. The others laugh.

"That's out Bush!" Wayne says and they continue to laugh. Then, Momo presses herself up against the glass and turns her mouth open like a fish.

          "I like fishes cuz they're so delicious! Gonna go fishing! I could eat them everyday and my mom says that's okay!" she sings as the others stare.

          "Is there more than water in there?" Drew asks as he thumbs towards the snow globe.

          "If there is, I don't think it could screw up a true fanfic author like Momo here any further." Rachel answers. They all laugh and start shoving the snow globe towards the ABC lobby, Momo singing mysteriously the entire way.

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          Momo's just got a song in her heart doesn't she? Well, the other rounds will be coming up soon! Any particular character you would like to see show up? Name the series, book, game whatever. Hopefully I'll know it. Just in case, do a little write up on them and I'll work from that. R/R and peace out! NARF!

I'll try to be better on updating! I promise!