KABOOM!!!
Everyone is flung about by the energy surge. The final explosion obliterates the studio. As the smoke clears, everyone picks themselves up, dusts themselves off and cough the debris out of their lungs. All the fanfic writers, fanfic characters and people stand there in the ruins of the ABC TV station.
"My fic! My beautiful fic!" Lenalaye sinks to her knees and sobs.
"Serves you right." Drew crosses his arms.
"So what do we do now?" Colin asks.
"Go to the Warsaw? Celebrate?" Ryan suggests.
"Ahaha! We crippled that fic good!" Greg cheers.
"Awww…but look guys…." Wayne motions to Lenalaye who is moping in the remains of her would-be epochal humor fic.
"I'm ruined! Oh if only I had been in it more! If only I had smaller groups to manage! All the characters that just came into it, it got too confusing! Waaaaaaaa!" Air Wolf pats her on the shoulder. Akisis approaches.
"It wasn't ruined! It turned out to be one of the funniest things you ever wrote!" Len looks up.
"Really? Ya mean it?"
"Better than the first by far." She confirms.
"Yeah! Christopher getting turned into a meercat, Drode singing Limp Bizkit, Brittany Spears, those guys trying to be Linkin Park….." Momo adds.
"You included Everworld and Harry Potter!" Air Wolf smiles. Danel suddenly appears.
"It was an orchestra of fanfiction and humor. You did great!" he says and gives the thumbs up.
"Would you say it was narfarific?" Len says and dries her tears.
"Definitely." Momo nods.
"Thanks guys!" Lenalaye draws them into a hug.
"Maybe now's the time to put that ending of yours to work." Akisis says and smiles. Ryan nods and starts sifting through the wreckage for his laptop.
"Well, that was certainly the weirdest episode I've ever done." Chip says. The others nod.
"But I wonder, how will we ever be normal?" they sit around and scratch their heads.
"We never will be…." Drew pouts.
"But does it matter?" Colin asks. They all look up at him.
"Yeah, does it matter that we're all strange? That we've seen things that are absolutely nuts? That we've battled against omniscient beings?" he stands atop a soap box.
"We're crazy! We're abnormal! Like in American Beauty! The worst thing you can be is ordinary! Maybe we're aliens or we're fanfic authors or we're magicians! Or it could be that we're normal guys and have been lifted from the dull monotony of life and given something better! What's so great about being normal anyway? We freaks get to have all the fun! The worst thing you can be is ordinary and on the scale we are so far from it, we're great!" Colin finishes his speech and a cheer rises up.
"So we've abandoned normalcy. I guess there's only one thing left to do…." Brad says. Everyone around them nods, catching the unspoken message.
"Yeah! Paint ourselves like tigers and go free the animals at the zoo!" Gem Stoned ( the computer author who Toomin fought against) says.
"No! Not that…." Jade Mishima ( the one with the cooacubo bird? In the 9th chpt?) corrects her.
"What then?" she asks Jade. Jade deflects her stare to Ryan and they all smile.
Suddenly the traditional hoe-down music comes on and everyone starts dancing on their feet.
"Wheeeeehheee! It's the Ultimate Hoe-down!" Lenalaye cheers. A huge circle forms and Ryan is the first to step in,
"Well I suppose this fic really wasn't bad
Even though at first I was actually kinda mad
But what can you do when you fate is surely set
If you can't beat'em, then join ff.net!" Ryan steps back and Lenalaye goes up.
"Well now's the time for this project to end
And give a shout out to all my long-lost friends
Yea while it took like two years for me to do
But at least after this, I can start anew!" The three generals, Momo, Air Wolf, and Ellimistgirl step up
"Well I got to command an army on my very own" says Momo.
" But with all the madness it really made me moan!" says Ellimistgirl
"At least all that, bad as it was, didn't come even near" says Air Wolf
"Being forced to watch movies of the Carebear!" they all shout. Drew Carry comes up.
"Well for a second remarkable time, my show was stolen
And it was only the idea of Len's ruin that kept me goin'!
Now that all that's done, there's one last thing that's dear
I'm heading down to closest bar and getting myself a beer!" Jake comes up next.
"Despite the fact that Animorphs long ago came to an end
And KAA's cruel ending left us all alone to fend
You'd think after that, that I would still be the same
I started out as a guy and now I've ended up a dame!" Toomin steps up.
" Well now that I'm a mortal and earth is my new home
I no longer have all the mighty universe to roam
In fact losing all my powers is actually pretty tight
Cuz now I've got a girlfriend to party with all night!" Bubbles comes up to him and they share a kiss. Colin is the next to sing a hoe-down.
" Well, now, waddaya know all of us are freaks
The whole rhyme and reason thing, it's all very hard to seek
This whole ordeal the mind is really does sicken
At least now I have an excuse to act like a chicken!" Colin does a chicken dance, flapping his arms. Akisis pushes him out of the way.
"It looks like my evil plan really worked out well
To see Lenalaye, it's amazing how hard she fell
Well then I guess that my work here is done
I mean, how long ago did this fic run out of fun?" Akisis walks away and everybody shrugs. President Bush comes up,
"Boy this chaos and fun, really beats the White House
While I'm locked up in there the party is all doused!
But I guess I'm off to wage more war on Saddam
Just please don't go blame'in me when he drops the bomb!" Bush pulls out some guns and fires them into the air
"Yeaaaaahawwwww!" then runs off. The band Hoobastank steps up,
"Well now that the evil author has been severely vanquished" sings Dan
"Our good deed of the day's been done, the fic has ceased to languish!" sings Markku
"So catch us on tour, traveling America we will really rock it!" sings Chris.
" How in the hell did that lemur get in my pocket??!!" Doug pulls out Kizitara who giggles and hauls tail out of there. The rest of the WhoseLine cast, which entrails Wayne, Brad, Chip and Greg, step up.
"Thank God this lousy piece of fic has met its overdue end" says Brad.
"Though come to think of it we made a bunch of new friends!" Chip sings brightly.
"So I guess you could say this is something fuzzy and warm!" sings Wayne and Greg looks at him weirdly then says,
"Thanks for finishing this up with a statement made out of corn!" [made out of corn, corny, get it?!!] KAA walks up.
"Many, many moon ago when the idea first struck me
I had no idea it would inspire such anarchy
For all this mess, hell, why not? I'm the one to blame
Like everyone here, I guess I'm just insane!"
"Guess I'm just insaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane!" Everyone repeats the last line.
"Whohoo! It's over!" Chip triumphs.
"No more weirdness!" Wayne cheers.
"Not so fast…." a voice says. Everyone turns around to see two luminous beings.
*gasp* "The Even Greater Ones!" Lenalaye and the other fanfic authors drop to their knees and bow. The beings smile.
"Who are you?" Drew asks. They turn to Ryan.
"Ryan, I believe you summoned us not too long ago…" one says.
"So you're the guys behind all this!" Ryan gasps.
"Yes, it is we, Xing and Bot. Being as such, we're going to set things straight." They turn to Lenalaye.
"Authoress Lenalaye, stand." Len rises shakily to her feet.
"You are no longer allowed to use the people of Whose Line is it Anyway as characters."
"Aww dammit!" she kicks the ground.
"But you will still be given your Great One power and ranking." The other one adds.
"Cool!" Len brightens.
"Toomin, step forward." The first being, Xing says. He comes and stands in their bright glow.
"You will be given back your power." Bot waves his hands and with an explosion of light, Toomin is once again Ellimist.
ALL RIGHT! CAPITAL LETTERS! He cheers.
"Christopher?" the first being calls out. Nothing happens.
"Christopher?" they call out again.
"Christopher stop eating pixie sticks and get your ass over here!" Xing commands. A slightly fatter meercat waddles forward.
"BUuuuuuuurP!" he belches.
"Ugh…..you will become human again…." Xing waves his hands and Christopher is transformed back into his idiotic self.
" Dude! Oh man….I think I'm gonna be sick…" he clutches his stomach and wanders off. Etain [ if we remember from Everworld…] pushes through.
"Okay stud, off to the fairy herbal garden with you…." she drags him away.
"All right I think that settles everything…." Xing and Bot get ready to leave.
"WAIT!" Momo Claus cries out. The two turn around.
"This is a humor fic, it needs to end on something funny!" she points out.
"Hey! She's right! Let's tell a joke!" Xing and Bot huddle and whisper, then look up.
"Okay, two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One says 'Hey pass the soap!' and the other says 'What do I look like? A typewriter?'"
The ENd
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AHAHHAHAHAAAA! Yes muchos funny…..go read the extra stuff! Tis more funny!