And so it came to pass in the land of reality and fanfiction that everyone went back to their more or less normal lives. Here's what became of them:
· All the fanfic characters went back to their categories to be maimed, killed, and forced to fall in love with.
· Ryan and the others went back to their lives. Colin wrote a book called "Whatcha Lookin' At?" about the rights that strange and eccentric people have in this world
· Drew Carey regained full control of his second show again. It's now in an all new season that's as hilarious as ever.
· Ryan with his new-found power and ability wrote for a while. Then he grew tired of the clichés and constant slash fics [ and of Xing's damn tyranny!]. That and how fanfiction would constantly break down. He gave it up and went back to work on his acting career.
· Wayne Brady went on to do his show, which then seemed to flop, so he returned to Whose Line and did a McDonald's commercial.
· Lenalaye and her fanfic friends went out to celebrate at TGI Friday's. It was there that Akisis accidentally let it slip that she had conspired against Lenalaye. Lenalaye promptly opened up a can of whoop-ass on her. Akisis is in recovery and Lenalaye is in court awaiting her trial for abuse of characters and a fellow fanfic author. Once bail is set, it is expected that she will maintain her Great One status here at ff.net .
· Gem Stoned went back to working on her Animorphs Humor Site, which is now called Funfics [ go see her profile!]eventually [ after badgering Lenalaye muchly to send her fic] adding this story to her fanfic section.
· After Toomin's power was restored to him, he and Drode went back up into the fourth dimension. Ellimist and Drode reached a compromise: Drode would stay out of Ellimist's garden and Ellmist would refrain from calling Drode "Crayak's lil bitch."
· After three months Ellimist caught Bubbles cheating with MoJo Jojo and have since broken up. He is currently dating J Lo.
· After 450,786,523 consecutive catches, Crayak missed to get the ball in the cup. In a fit of fury he blew up Toronto and then found a ball and paddle. He's currently at 289,456 consecutive hits.
· Bot and Xing went back to maintain their wonderful but cranky site. Xing began turning to the dark side….
· Christopher being returned to his human form went on with the others to make Everworld a miniseries. Jason Behr, Sean Connery, and Tea Leoni are cast so far.
· Linkin Park and Lifehouse went on to make more great music. Later, when bored on their tour bus, Linkin Park decided to re-write their song "Step Up"--------à (next chpt.)
· Seth and Elia [from waaaaaaaay back] are still searching the ABC studio for the band, Helium 19
· The reader, bewildered but amazed went on to write a review about how stunning this fic was.
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