*~*~*~A/N: this is in Lily's point of view. Hee!~*~*~*

Just.my.luck.

Long pause.

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!!", I screamed at the top of my lungs when it was apparent the elevator wasn't going anywhere any time soon.

Why did this have to happen now?? Wait, what the fuck was I talking about?? Here it was, 1:22AM, and I'm on my way down to meet a mystery guest. At 1:22AM. Don't most normal mystery guests appear at, oh.1:22PM??????

Then I realized that nothing that has happened in my life this past year was normal.

I am okay with that.

So I sat in the corner of the elevator for what seemed like 20 years humming everything from the Jepordy theme to the Mighty Mouse theme when finally the doors opened. I was so stunned I almost forgot to get up when they DID open.

"oh shit.no, don't close..DAMNIT!", I yelled, pressing the open key.

The door opened again, and there I was at the lobby level of the hotel, watching a group of very drunk guys walk past. One of them looked at me and smiled to his friends.

"Heeeeey, dude.isn't that one of those kitty cat girl people?" he slurred.

He had obviously seen the ads for CATS that were hanging around the hotel with a group shot of some of us. Funny, I thought I wasn't too recognizable with the whole cat-look going on. Oh well.

"hehehe, yeah.hey kitty kitty", the other guy said. Some other random cat jokes were thrown around and finally the walked away, with one last shout.

"hey, I like White Pussy!"

Cute.

I rolled my eyes and manouvered my way through the casino until I found the entrance to Sigfried and Roy's theatre. It was so quiet.

Insanely quiet.

I looked around, and glanced at my watch. 1:45AM. Oops.

Then I heard a VERY familiar voice behind me.

"I swear, Lily, you're going to be late to your own damn funeral"

~*~*~so, who is the familiar voice?? I'll leave that up to Jess to tell!!~*~*~