The Diaries
The diaries of Anakin Skywalker, Obi-wan-Kenobi, Senator Padme Amidala and Count Dooku have so far been probed. What will be uncovered when opened is...
The Diary of Mace Windu
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Senator Amidala, Senator Amidala, Senator Amidala. How wrong she always if, I had to refrain my laughter when she said that she thought Count Dooku was behind the "Attacks". I dismissed that naturally, he was once a Jedi, anybody who was once a Jedi can do no evil. Especially if they become a Sith.
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I'm certain that its those spice miners. I have motive, I have method and I have a piece of paper I stole from a Cluedo game in the Jedi Recreation Centre. Motive: She didn't buy their spice. Method: Their recent drop in spice supplies suggest that the built ships out of spice, then flew around and stalked her with probes made of spice, they then fired hard peices of buring spice at her this has caused them to not have much spice left. Everyone says its proposterous but I think I can prove their guilt.
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Ok when I locked up everybody related to spice the attacks didn't stop. Hmm those spice miners are cleverer than I thought.
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Yoda keeps telling me that Anakin is in great pain. Hmph, everybody is in pain according to him. He said I was in pain. I bet he told Piell to kick me so I would beleive him. WELL THAT WON'T WORK GREENY
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Received message from Obi-wan. He is in trouble he says Count Dooku is in charge of this little group of conquerers. I never thought he would work with spice miners. I am taking what Jedi we have to rescue Obi-wan. FINALLY my peice of action in the films. We'll show those spice miners.
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Well there were no spice miners, but there were a lot of droids. I
battled bravely but we were seriously outnumbered by the combined droid
armys of the Trade Federation and some anonymous droid makers. Then Yoda
came riding down on these ships and we were lifted away from the arena
WOOHOO. Unfortunately the pilots had australien accents.
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HIS HAND HIS HAND HIS BEAUTIFUL HAND!! THAT ASSOCIATE OF SPICE MINERS CUT OFF HIS HAND!!! GO YODA GO YODA GO YODA!
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Later I had a talk with Obi-wan and Yoda. Yoda told me that the spice miners had nothing to do with it. But I think theirs more behind this little rebellion than meets the eye. Then we went shopping!
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I love these new nylon robes! Yoda was tutting as was Obi-wan, but Obi-wan can't really talk, he wears silk underwear.
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Forget I just said that.
I have no idea what kind of underwear he wears!
Really!!!!