The Diaries
Anakin, Obi-wan, Padme, Dooku and Windu have all had their secrets exposed, but now it is time to read...
The Diarie of Jedi Master Yoda
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Heard about that assasination attempt on the landing platform I did. Dreadfully worried I was. But then I found that the Senator was safe. She will fit perfectly in with my plans. HAHAHAHAHA AAAAH HAHAHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Went to a bar I did. Watched as Anakin almost shot I did. Bad twist. Not become Vader if grateful. So sent anonymous e-mail I did. It said
To Anakin
Disobey Obi-wan you should. Holding you back he is. Strike him down. Destroy the Jedi. Unleash your hate. Hate is the path to power it is. Hope you take heed of this e-mail I do.
From Anonymous
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I got a reply from Anakin.
To Yoda
I thought you were on the light side. SHAME ON YOU!
From Anakin
How could he have known it was me?
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WOOOHOOO I sense pain and hate in Anakin. Told Mace Windu. He seemed pleased.
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We received a message from Obi-wan, he is in trouble with my old apprentice. Dooku always was a scamp.
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I flew to Kamino and brought an army of clones to Geonosis. But nobody knows the real reason I was there. If Anakin will not turn to the Dark Side. I WILL! I have cloned myself, a clone that doesn't have accelerated growth. And I have had them program that clone to go to the dark side, to be trained by the Palpatine Sith clone I ordered. I have created DARTH VADER!!!!
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ANAKIN'S HAND ANAKIN'S HAND HIS BEAUTIFUL HAND!! THAT LITTLE BRAT SLICED OFF HIS HAND!!! GO ME! GO ME! GO ME! GO ME! GO ME!
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Mace Windu thought they were spice miners. Stupid him. But that was al forgotten when we went shopping.
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Tut tut tut tut tut
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Nobody will ever read this diarie. Nobody will ever know that I created
the greatest evil in the galaxy, in the trilogy. I CREATED DARTH VADER
AND EMPORER PALPATINE!!!!!!!!!!!!