CHAPTER 3: VILLAINS PREPARE

DISCLAIMER: I swear, I don't own DragonballZ.

Feleda: Ack! I'm soooooooooooooo sorry that it took me forever and a day to update! I was facing a severe disease of writer's block.. *starts hitting herself* Bad Feleda, bad!

Sailor Taichichi Vegeta: sorry, but no Majin Buu Villains in here. This happens before that saga (I also hate all the villains from there.)

Anyways, on with the show! I hope you like the fourth contestant!

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"Another contestant, ey?" said Cell, rubbing his chin thoughtfully. "C.J. #1!" he suddenly yelled. A little blue blur zipped up to Cell.

"You're suggesting we use one of your children* as a contestant?" asked Captain Ginyu doubtfully.

"Are you sure he can do this?" asked Recome.

"Of course I am! Like I said before, we got the Saiy-jins theatre traits, and C.J. #1 here got the acting bit," Cell explained.

The villains stood there, a bit speechless. Finally, Raditz ventured to ask: "Ah, what exactly does 'C.J. #1' stand for, Cell?" he cautiously said.

"Cell Junior Number One," he promptly replied.

"Ok… Well, I guess that settles it. We have four hours to get ready, I told Goz and Mez that we start at nine. Freeza, you get a schedule ready, Nappa and crew, get the camera's set, Cell, warm up for piano, and 17 and I will get the credits, mics, and other such technical details done," Raditz ordered.

And so, the villains set to work.



At the camera section…

Nappa was having a great time. He was for once the strongest, and was ordering Mai, Shao, and Gero about. Mai and Shao were being bit full blown by it all, since they really weren't all that brave to begin with.

"Hurry up with that camera woman! Don't you know anything?" Nappa roared at Mai.

"Y-y-yes sir!" she stuttered, dragging a camera (Dende who knows from where).

"Put it there!!" ordered the massive Saiy-jin.

"Here?"

"There!"

"Here?"

"Exactly!" Mai finally set the camera down with a sigh of relief, then familiarized herself with how it worked. What she wouldn't give for a shot-gun right now…

"And you, Fox-boy!" Nappa snapped at Shao.

"Y-yes?"

""Go make yourself useful, and correct the angle on that camera," Nappa ordered. "Why is it that you and I are thhe only ones who know what they're doing?" he asked Gero.

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"C'mon, C.J. 1! Don't worry about acting! The other's won't make fun of you, I promise!" Cell consoled his first "kid."

C.J. 1 made little noises of uncertainty that only Cell could understand.

"I'll beat the crap out of anyone who makes fun of you. Now, I have to go warm up. You go play with your siblings," Cell told him.

And so, the little blue version of himself brightened up, and went to go frolic with his siblings, whilst Cell warmed-up.

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Meanwhile, Raditz and 17 had finished getting the lights and such ready for the show, and were working on the credits. Goz and Mez were busy handing out flyers, and the Ginyu Force was practicing poses that no one really wanted to see.

All were preparing for the great night ahead, and were eager to see how it would turn out.

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Yuk. Personally, I think this chapter sucks. Feel free to agree. Don't worry though, it will soon be better, once they get to the games and other such goods. Speaking of which, give me ideas in your reviews for games, or IM me (my s/n's Feleda), or e-mail me at Flying_Platypus@msn.com Thanks for the support! You guys all kick ass! *gives the thumbs up* If you guys want some quick laughs, go read my DBZ the Musical. People seem to be loving it!