The Diaries
Sadly this is the final diarie. No, I do not have the diary of the women who ran the Jedi Archives. I do not hold the diary the speeder driver who famously called Obi-wan "JEDI MOHJO!" nor have I obtained the diary of that Battle droid that marched next to C-3PO. What I do have to show you is...
The Diarie of Bounty Hunter Jango Fett
Page 1
Aaah how I wish I was back in Australia, I mean Corella. Surfing the sea. Going to the Sydney Opera house, I mean Sanction Operation House. Aaaaah
Page 2
Some Jedi dude came to interveiw me today. I thought he was a reporter, but it turned out he was just there to talk about the army of ME!! Hey I'm so great, they can't live with just one of me. They have to have MILLIONS!!!! And BILLIONS!!! And TRILLIONS!!!
Page 3
I battled that Obi dude on the landing platform. He was no match for me. But I barely got away. Cute little Boba, he was so vicious when I was trying to kill the Jedi. Helped and everything!
Page 4
From one battle to the next. The Jedi dude tracked us and he like, so was no match for us. We destroyed him, he didn't stand a chance. HAHAHAHAHA
Page 5
I'm in the middle of a battle on Geonosia, writing this diary, theres a jedi coming towards me. Aaah AAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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ANAKIN'S HAND ANAKINS HAND HIS BEAUTIFUL HAND!! I'LL SHOW THAT STUPID OLD MAN NOT TO CUT OFF PEOPLE'S HANDS!! Except uuuh I'm dead so I can't GO YODA GO YODA GO YODA GO YODA!!!
Page 8
Hell isn't such a bad place actually.
Page 9
Well my mother always used to say "You can never go cold in Hell" I guess she was right.
Page 10
Got to go. I have an appointment with Mr Devil! Goodbye sweet diarie!!!!!
Well thats all. I am doing an Action/adventure story soon. So if
anybody wants to send in characters for my consideration then my e-mail
address is
pauld4@btinternet.com. I will need it their name, their age
*Average age for main characters will be about fifteen* their occupation
(If they have one) Details on what they look like, their species. And of
course their personality and whether you want them good or bad.
In the meantime look out for me doing a christmas humor storie.
See ya!