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"Oh, nowhere really, I just got caught up in this big huge conspiracy between Basil Stag-hare, some squirrel named Verdasko, two space aliens and an intergalactic cruiser." shrugged Martin.
".Explain." ordered Veil.
"Well, it all started-"
(2 hours later)
"-and that's why circles are round." finished Martin, totally off the topic.
At this point, Matthias was asleep, Cluney was just staring blankly and drooling slightly, and Veils eyes were brimming with tears.
"(sniffle) That was so beautiful." exclaimed the teary-eyed ferret.
"Well, that was short." exclaimed Matthias sarcastically, waking up.
"So, what do we do now?" asked Martin.
"We wake up Cluney." explained Matthias, waving his paw in front of Cluneys face "I think you put him in a coma."
Quite suddenly, Cluney sprang to his feet.
"Doughnut king, the greatest tasting doughnuts in the world!" yelled the rat spontaneously.
Now, how do you know that?" asked Veil "You haven't had every type of doughnut in the world, how do you know Doughnut king's is the greatest tasting?"
"Cos the slogan says so, duh!" sighed Cluney, rolling his eyes.
"How do you know the slogan was telling the truth?" sneered Veil.
"It said so on TV, TV doesn't lie man!" exclaimed Cluney.
"This'll take a while." Matthias muttered to Martin who nodded.
"Look, all I'm saying is that you have to try every doughnut in the world before you can decide which one the greatest tasting is!" exclaimed Veil.
"There's no point! Doughnut king is the greatest! THE GREAT-EST!!!" Cluney shouted.
"Oh yeah? Prove it!" Veil challenged.
"Ok, I will!" Cluney yelled, taking a deep breath.
(5.3 hours later)
"And THAT is why doughnuts have holes!" Cluney finished.
"Wow.doughnut king's ARE the greatest tasting doughnuts in the world." said Veil in awe.
Cluney looked triumphant.
"Great! Next you'll be able to tell us why chickens can't fly!" exclaimed Matthias sarcastically.
"What are you, stupid?!?" gawked Martin "Chickens CAN fly, dumb-dumb. What rock have you been livin' under?"
"Chickens can't fly." sighed Matthias, shaking his head at his friends stupidity.
"Can too!" yelled Martin.
"Can not!" Matthias yelled back.
"Oh yeah? Then why do they have wings?" sneered Martin.
"What a bunch of children." sighed Veil "How can they argue over something so pointless?"
"One of life's mysteries I guess. Lucky we're not like that." said Cluney, watching Martin take Matthias in a headlock.
(4 minutes later)
"So, tell me more about this conspiracy." said Veil.
"Oh, well Basil teamed up with this squirrel named Vedasko, they then became friends with two space aliens named Watchamacallit and George."
"George?"
"Ya, George. And Watchamacallit and George have this intergalactic space ship and the four of them have plans for universal domination and are gonna take over the universe and anyone who stands in their way they'll blow to smithereens." exclaimed Martin on one breath, leaving him gasping for air.
Veil just stood there, open-mouthed and wide-eyed.
"We gotta stop 'em." the ferret concluded.
"Hey, you're right!" gasped Martin in amazement.
"Hey guys!" Veil yelled to Cluney and Matthias, who were playing ping pong "Me and Martin are gonna go save the universe, wanna come with?"
Matthias and Cluney shrugged.
"Nothin' else to do." said Matthias as he and Cluney abandoned their game.
"Only one problem." Martin brought up as the others stared at him "I have no idea where their ship is and by the time we find it it'll probably be to late." he finished in a small voice.
"." The others stared at him.
(Somewhere on the spaceship, 4 minutes later)
"That was easy." observed Matthias.
"A little to easy if you ask me." Cluney muttered.
The others stopped in shock.
"My gosh, he's right!" gasped Veil, frightened.
"Hey, that IS scary!" shrieked Cluney, revising the words in his head.
The other two agreed.
(2 minutes later)
The four companions were still quite shaken about Cluney being right, I mean, who wouldn't be?
Quite suddenly, a squirrel jumped out of a broom closet right in front of them.
It was quite an odd squirrel.
It was wearing an old army suit and had a bandana wrapped around its fore head, for some reason it had patches of glitter attached to itself with glue. It also had a tommy-gun aimed at their heads.
The four companions noted this.
"I am Verdasko." said the squirrel, very quickly.
"." the four companions were silent.
"SILENCE!' screamed the squirrel.
The four-some remained silent.
"Damn right!" said Verdasko, as if he had shut them up. "The only way you can pass is if you beat me in a game of intellect. If you lose you will be dead. Oh yes. Very dead. Very very dead. You will be so dead that even my cousin Harry would be surprised by it. Of course, I don't have a cousin Harry. Not anymore anyway. But you'll still be dead. Oh yes. As dead as dead can be. You'll be so dead, you'll be deader then dead. Well not really. You can't be deader then dead. But still-" the squirrel rambled on.
The four companions looked at each other and shrugged before just walking past the rambling squirrel.
Verdasko didn't notice, he was still saying how dead they'd be.
"-Yes. Very dead. You can't escape your deaths. You'll be in hell very very soon. Unless you become one of the undead from Warcraft 3. But I think you have to be Undead to-" Verdasko the glittery squirrel rambled on.
(10 minutes later)
Martin, Veil, Matthias and Cluney were walking casually through one of the metallic space ships many halls. NOTE: It is a very big space ship.
"You reckon he's noticed we're gone yet?" piped up Matthias.
"Who cares? He'll realize eventually and hunt us down, no matter how far we get." muttered Cluney.
The other three stopped in shock.
"STOP BEING RIGHT!!!" screamed Veil.
"Yeah! It's scary!" yelled Martin.
"Sorry!" snapped Cluney.
Matthias didn't say anything; he was staring at something behind Cluney.
Veil and Martin followed his gaze and gulped when they saw what it was.
"What? What is it?" said Cluney.
Cluney turned around, and gasped.
Oooo, cliffy! What did they see? Find out in chapter 3 of ARE WE THERE YET?
Neon: Heh-heh, sorry. I just HAD to do that. Tell me if I should start writing a chapter 3! BYE!
Disclaimer: I don't own Redwall or doughnut king.
Claimer: I DO own Verdasko the glittery squirrel. Don't steal him please.
"Oh, nowhere really, I just got caught up in this big huge conspiracy between Basil Stag-hare, some squirrel named Verdasko, two space aliens and an intergalactic cruiser." shrugged Martin.
".Explain." ordered Veil.
"Well, it all started-"
(2 hours later)
"-and that's why circles are round." finished Martin, totally off the topic.
At this point, Matthias was asleep, Cluney was just staring blankly and drooling slightly, and Veils eyes were brimming with tears.
"(sniffle) That was so beautiful." exclaimed the teary-eyed ferret.
"Well, that was short." exclaimed Matthias sarcastically, waking up.
"So, what do we do now?" asked Martin.
"We wake up Cluney." explained Matthias, waving his paw in front of Cluneys face "I think you put him in a coma."
Quite suddenly, Cluney sprang to his feet.
"Doughnut king, the greatest tasting doughnuts in the world!" yelled the rat spontaneously.
Now, how do you know that?" asked Veil "You haven't had every type of doughnut in the world, how do you know Doughnut king's is the greatest tasting?"
"Cos the slogan says so, duh!" sighed Cluney, rolling his eyes.
"How do you know the slogan was telling the truth?" sneered Veil.
"It said so on TV, TV doesn't lie man!" exclaimed Cluney.
"This'll take a while." Matthias muttered to Martin who nodded.
"Look, all I'm saying is that you have to try every doughnut in the world before you can decide which one the greatest tasting is!" exclaimed Veil.
"There's no point! Doughnut king is the greatest! THE GREAT-EST!!!" Cluney shouted.
"Oh yeah? Prove it!" Veil challenged.
"Ok, I will!" Cluney yelled, taking a deep breath.
(5.3 hours later)
"And THAT is why doughnuts have holes!" Cluney finished.
"Wow.doughnut king's ARE the greatest tasting doughnuts in the world." said Veil in awe.
Cluney looked triumphant.
"Great! Next you'll be able to tell us why chickens can't fly!" exclaimed Matthias sarcastically.
"What are you, stupid?!?" gawked Martin "Chickens CAN fly, dumb-dumb. What rock have you been livin' under?"
"Chickens can't fly." sighed Matthias, shaking his head at his friends stupidity.
"Can too!" yelled Martin.
"Can not!" Matthias yelled back.
"Oh yeah? Then why do they have wings?" sneered Martin.
"What a bunch of children." sighed Veil "How can they argue over something so pointless?"
"One of life's mysteries I guess. Lucky we're not like that." said Cluney, watching Martin take Matthias in a headlock.
(4 minutes later)
"So, tell me more about this conspiracy." said Veil.
"Oh, well Basil teamed up with this squirrel named Vedasko, they then became friends with two space aliens named Watchamacallit and George."
"George?"
"Ya, George. And Watchamacallit and George have this intergalactic space ship and the four of them have plans for universal domination and are gonna take over the universe and anyone who stands in their way they'll blow to smithereens." exclaimed Martin on one breath, leaving him gasping for air.
Veil just stood there, open-mouthed and wide-eyed.
"We gotta stop 'em." the ferret concluded.
"Hey, you're right!" gasped Martin in amazement.
"Hey guys!" Veil yelled to Cluney and Matthias, who were playing ping pong "Me and Martin are gonna go save the universe, wanna come with?"
Matthias and Cluney shrugged.
"Nothin' else to do." said Matthias as he and Cluney abandoned their game.
"Only one problem." Martin brought up as the others stared at him "I have no idea where their ship is and by the time we find it it'll probably be to late." he finished in a small voice.
"." The others stared at him.
(Somewhere on the spaceship, 4 minutes later)
"That was easy." observed Matthias.
"A little to easy if you ask me." Cluney muttered.
The others stopped in shock.
"My gosh, he's right!" gasped Veil, frightened.
"Hey, that IS scary!" shrieked Cluney, revising the words in his head.
The other two agreed.
(2 minutes later)
The four companions were still quite shaken about Cluney being right, I mean, who wouldn't be?
Quite suddenly, a squirrel jumped out of a broom closet right in front of them.
It was quite an odd squirrel.
It was wearing an old army suit and had a bandana wrapped around its fore head, for some reason it had patches of glitter attached to itself with glue. It also had a tommy-gun aimed at their heads.
The four companions noted this.
"I am Verdasko." said the squirrel, very quickly.
"." the four companions were silent.
"SILENCE!' screamed the squirrel.
The four-some remained silent.
"Damn right!" said Verdasko, as if he had shut them up. "The only way you can pass is if you beat me in a game of intellect. If you lose you will be dead. Oh yes. Very dead. Very very dead. You will be so dead that even my cousin Harry would be surprised by it. Of course, I don't have a cousin Harry. Not anymore anyway. But you'll still be dead. Oh yes. As dead as dead can be. You'll be so dead, you'll be deader then dead. Well not really. You can't be deader then dead. But still-" the squirrel rambled on.
The four companions looked at each other and shrugged before just walking past the rambling squirrel.
Verdasko didn't notice, he was still saying how dead they'd be.
"-Yes. Very dead. You can't escape your deaths. You'll be in hell very very soon. Unless you become one of the undead from Warcraft 3. But I think you have to be Undead to-" Verdasko the glittery squirrel rambled on.
(10 minutes later)
Martin, Veil, Matthias and Cluney were walking casually through one of the metallic space ships many halls. NOTE: It is a very big space ship.
"You reckon he's noticed we're gone yet?" piped up Matthias.
"Who cares? He'll realize eventually and hunt us down, no matter how far we get." muttered Cluney.
The other three stopped in shock.
"STOP BEING RIGHT!!!" screamed Veil.
"Yeah! It's scary!" yelled Martin.
"Sorry!" snapped Cluney.
Matthias didn't say anything; he was staring at something behind Cluney.
Veil and Martin followed his gaze and gulped when they saw what it was.
"What? What is it?" said Cluney.
Cluney turned around, and gasped.
Oooo, cliffy! What did they see? Find out in chapter 3 of ARE WE THERE YET?
Neon: Heh-heh, sorry. I just HAD to do that. Tell me if I should start writing a chapter 3! BYE!
Disclaimer: I don't own Redwall or doughnut king.
Claimer: I DO own Verdasko the glittery squirrel. Don't steal him please.