Neon: CHAPTER 3!!! YAAAAAAAAAY!!!
At this point they all shrieked in horror at who else but Nikki Webster (shudder)
"What are you doing here?" asked Veil cautiously.
"Nothing." said Nikki, doing a funky little dance that was about 5 yrs too old for her.
The foursome was creeped out.
It was time for sharp, pointy objects.
(10 minutes later)
"Well, this is just greeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaat!" exclaimed Martin sarcastically.
Sure, they had made the world a better place by ridding it of music's greatest disaster, Nikki, but they had been caught by two aliens.
Yes, aliens.
It doesn't really matter what the aliens look like, I can't really be bothered with a description.
The important thing is that their names are Watchamacallit and George.
Yes, George.
They were now in a jail, cell, cage, sorta thing.whatever.
"I didn't know this thing had a cell." muttered Matthias.
"Hey guys!" yelled Cluney, jumping to his feet "Let's do the 'Hokey Pokey'!"
"Why would we want to do that?!?" yelled Veil.
"Cause that's what it's all about!!!" answered Cluney, all excited.
"Shut up!" yelled George, who was at the controls.
Conveniently, the prison cell that our hero's were in was placed in the control room so the four companions could engage in conversation with the aliens. Kooky, huh?
"You speak English?" Martin gasped in awe.
"You've only just noticed that?" asked Watchamacallit, shocked.
The aliens turned back to the controls. It was time to act.
..Yep..it was time..nnnnnnnnnnnnow!
Veil studied the surroundings for a moment, and gasped.
He had a plan.
"Guys, I have a plan!" he exclaimed.
"What is it?" asked Martin.
"Well, the cell door's open." explained Veil.
"Yeah, so? What's your point?" asked Matthias.
"." the others stared at him.
(40 secs later)
Veil had gone to rescue the Redwall creatures, Martin and Matthias had gone to make sure that Verdasko wasn't looking for them and find out where the heck Basil was.
Cluney, on the other hand, was told to stay and distract the aliens. And that's where we are now.
There was an awkward silence between the three.
"It'll be Christmas soon." Cluney brought up.
The aliens stared at him in shock, disbelief and somewhat pity.
(Scene break)
Martin and Matthias wandered aimlessly through the ship. They were looking for Basil.or Verdasko, it didn't really matter which.
"This hall looks kinda familiar." Matthias pointed out.
"Yeah." Martin agreed.
They rounded a corner and stopped in their tracks.
At the other end of the hall was Verdasko.
The glittery squirrel with a tommy gun had his back to the two warriors and was still explaining their deaths.
"Yes. Very dea- HEY! Where'd they go?" asked Verdasko, looking around.
The squirrel turned around to find.nothing! Martin and Matthias, like anyone with half a brain would have done, had run off.
(Scene break)
We now join Veil on his never-ending quest to find the Redwallers. Well, we hope it WON'T be never-ending, but you get the idea.
He then came to a fork in the hallway. One path was going right, and the other one was going in a different direction, probably left.
Veil looked left, then right, and then left again.
He then shrugged and just walked left, completely oblivious to the huge sign that was lit up in neon lights that said: 'Redwall prisoners this way' and was clearly pointing right.
(Scene break)
"-and that's why I have this spike on the end of my tail. Oh, and you wanna know how I lost my eye? -" Cluney had been boring everyone with his life story, ANNOYING!
"KNOCK IT OFF!" George yelled at him.
"Sorry!" snapped Cluney.
There was another awkward silence.
"Disko, disko duck!" Cluney blurted out, receiving shocked looks from the outer-space visitors.
(Scene break)
Veil whistled merrily as he walked through a random corridor.
Suddenly, he ran into a bunny.
And it wasn't just any bunny, it was a hare.
And it wasn't just any hare, it was Basil Stag-hare.
"AHHHH!!!" Veil shrieked in horror for some random reason.
"OWWW!!!" yelled the hare, clutching his ears in pain ".wot wot." he added.
"."
"."
The two creatures stood there in silence for a while.
Just then, Basil was erased from the story line altogether. Why? Coz I say so. Plus his character wasn't going anywhere.
".hurrah." said Veil, pumping his fist in victory.
(Ten minutes later)
Ten minutes later everyone was in the control room. Why? Coz the Redwallers suddenly remembered that they could apparate and the control room was the first place that came to mind.
But everyone doesn't just mean the Redwallers, it also includes Verdasko, Veil, Cluney, Martin, Matthias and the two space aliens. Why? I do not know.
Just then, Methuselah walked up to Veil.
"Hey Veil," said Methuselah "wanna go to the White House?"
"Why?" said Veil, confused.
"Well, the voices may not be real but they gave me a pretty good plan." the brother rubbed his hands together evilly.
"Riiiiiiiiight." said Veil, slowly backing away from him.
Suddenly Cornflower was crushed by a large egg.
"Indeed." said Matthias, noting his wife's death.
At this point Martin walked in with a plate of Jell-O.
"Hey guys, is Jell-O a fruit?" the mouse asked, indicating to the plate he was holding.
Suddenly everyone, including Verdasko and the aliens, started up a conga line and they all stayed up all night eating Jell-O and playing chess.
In the morning, Watchamacallit, George and Verdasko remembered that they were the bad guys and sentenced the Redwallers to the most horrible torture known to man. To watch Soap Operas (lightening crashes in the background).
Just when this horrible fate was about to begin, a loud ooo-ing was heard from the controls.
Everyone turned to see Cluney at the controls with his paw dangling only centimeters from a big, shiny, red button.
"DON'T PUSH THAT BUTT-" George began.
But, he was too late, Cluney had pushed the button.
Unfortunately for everyone, that particular button was clearly labeled SELF- DESTRUCT. Too bad Cluney can't read.
(Ten secs later)
Now everyone was lying in a pile of rubble, well, ALMOST everyone.
Verdasko had run off into the forest cackling about how his revenge would come on swift wings and the two aliens had gone home coz there's no place like home.
But all the Redwallers lay in the pile of rubble, either unconscious or in shock.
"Well Cluney, that's it." Veil stated blankly to the rat "I give up. I just don't care anymore."
Cluney noted this.
"I still have one question, Veil." Cluney stated to the young ferret.
"What is it, Cluney?" Veil sighed.
Cluney answered simply with a shrug:
"Are we there yet?"
THE END
Neon: WOOHOO!!! I finished! Sorry for the delay, tell me if ya liked it PLEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Redwall or any thing else.
Claimer: I DO own Verdasko, Watchamacallit and George.
At this point they all shrieked in horror at who else but Nikki Webster (shudder)
"What are you doing here?" asked Veil cautiously.
"Nothing." said Nikki, doing a funky little dance that was about 5 yrs too old for her.
The foursome was creeped out.
It was time for sharp, pointy objects.
(10 minutes later)
"Well, this is just greeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaat!" exclaimed Martin sarcastically.
Sure, they had made the world a better place by ridding it of music's greatest disaster, Nikki, but they had been caught by two aliens.
Yes, aliens.
It doesn't really matter what the aliens look like, I can't really be bothered with a description.
The important thing is that their names are Watchamacallit and George.
Yes, George.
They were now in a jail, cell, cage, sorta thing.whatever.
"I didn't know this thing had a cell." muttered Matthias.
"Hey guys!" yelled Cluney, jumping to his feet "Let's do the 'Hokey Pokey'!"
"Why would we want to do that?!?" yelled Veil.
"Cause that's what it's all about!!!" answered Cluney, all excited.
"Shut up!" yelled George, who was at the controls.
Conveniently, the prison cell that our hero's were in was placed in the control room so the four companions could engage in conversation with the aliens. Kooky, huh?
"You speak English?" Martin gasped in awe.
"You've only just noticed that?" asked Watchamacallit, shocked.
The aliens turned back to the controls. It was time to act.
..Yep..it was time..nnnnnnnnnnnnow!
Veil studied the surroundings for a moment, and gasped.
He had a plan.
"Guys, I have a plan!" he exclaimed.
"What is it?" asked Martin.
"Well, the cell door's open." explained Veil.
"Yeah, so? What's your point?" asked Matthias.
"." the others stared at him.
(40 secs later)
Veil had gone to rescue the Redwall creatures, Martin and Matthias had gone to make sure that Verdasko wasn't looking for them and find out where the heck Basil was.
Cluney, on the other hand, was told to stay and distract the aliens. And that's where we are now.
There was an awkward silence between the three.
"It'll be Christmas soon." Cluney brought up.
The aliens stared at him in shock, disbelief and somewhat pity.
(Scene break)
Martin and Matthias wandered aimlessly through the ship. They were looking for Basil.or Verdasko, it didn't really matter which.
"This hall looks kinda familiar." Matthias pointed out.
"Yeah." Martin agreed.
They rounded a corner and stopped in their tracks.
At the other end of the hall was Verdasko.
The glittery squirrel with a tommy gun had his back to the two warriors and was still explaining their deaths.
"Yes. Very dea- HEY! Where'd they go?" asked Verdasko, looking around.
The squirrel turned around to find.nothing! Martin and Matthias, like anyone with half a brain would have done, had run off.
(Scene break)
We now join Veil on his never-ending quest to find the Redwallers. Well, we hope it WON'T be never-ending, but you get the idea.
He then came to a fork in the hallway. One path was going right, and the other one was going in a different direction, probably left.
Veil looked left, then right, and then left again.
He then shrugged and just walked left, completely oblivious to the huge sign that was lit up in neon lights that said: 'Redwall prisoners this way' and was clearly pointing right.
(Scene break)
"-and that's why I have this spike on the end of my tail. Oh, and you wanna know how I lost my eye? -" Cluney had been boring everyone with his life story, ANNOYING!
"KNOCK IT OFF!" George yelled at him.
"Sorry!" snapped Cluney.
There was another awkward silence.
"Disko, disko duck!" Cluney blurted out, receiving shocked looks from the outer-space visitors.
(Scene break)
Veil whistled merrily as he walked through a random corridor.
Suddenly, he ran into a bunny.
And it wasn't just any bunny, it was a hare.
And it wasn't just any hare, it was Basil Stag-hare.
"AHHHH!!!" Veil shrieked in horror for some random reason.
"OWWW!!!" yelled the hare, clutching his ears in pain ".wot wot." he added.
"."
"."
The two creatures stood there in silence for a while.
Just then, Basil was erased from the story line altogether. Why? Coz I say so. Plus his character wasn't going anywhere.
".hurrah." said Veil, pumping his fist in victory.
(Ten minutes later)
Ten minutes later everyone was in the control room. Why? Coz the Redwallers suddenly remembered that they could apparate and the control room was the first place that came to mind.
But everyone doesn't just mean the Redwallers, it also includes Verdasko, Veil, Cluney, Martin, Matthias and the two space aliens. Why? I do not know.
Just then, Methuselah walked up to Veil.
"Hey Veil," said Methuselah "wanna go to the White House?"
"Why?" said Veil, confused.
"Well, the voices may not be real but they gave me a pretty good plan." the brother rubbed his hands together evilly.
"Riiiiiiiiight." said Veil, slowly backing away from him.
Suddenly Cornflower was crushed by a large egg.
"Indeed." said Matthias, noting his wife's death.
At this point Martin walked in with a plate of Jell-O.
"Hey guys, is Jell-O a fruit?" the mouse asked, indicating to the plate he was holding.
Suddenly everyone, including Verdasko and the aliens, started up a conga line and they all stayed up all night eating Jell-O and playing chess.
In the morning, Watchamacallit, George and Verdasko remembered that they were the bad guys and sentenced the Redwallers to the most horrible torture known to man. To watch Soap Operas (lightening crashes in the background).
Just when this horrible fate was about to begin, a loud ooo-ing was heard from the controls.
Everyone turned to see Cluney at the controls with his paw dangling only centimeters from a big, shiny, red button.
"DON'T PUSH THAT BUTT-" George began.
But, he was too late, Cluney had pushed the button.
Unfortunately for everyone, that particular button was clearly labeled SELF- DESTRUCT. Too bad Cluney can't read.
(Ten secs later)
Now everyone was lying in a pile of rubble, well, ALMOST everyone.
Verdasko had run off into the forest cackling about how his revenge would come on swift wings and the two aliens had gone home coz there's no place like home.
But all the Redwallers lay in the pile of rubble, either unconscious or in shock.
"Well Cluney, that's it." Veil stated blankly to the rat "I give up. I just don't care anymore."
Cluney noted this.
"I still have one question, Veil." Cluney stated to the young ferret.
"What is it, Cluney?" Veil sighed.
Cluney answered simply with a shrug:
"Are we there yet?"
THE END
Neon: WOOHOO!!! I finished! Sorry for the delay, tell me if ya liked it PLEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Redwall or any thing else.
Claimer: I DO own Verdasko, Watchamacallit and George.