LPM: BAAAACK!! Yay for me! Okoramegami is back from heck!!
WAHAHA!!
Jarian: Oy. LPM, you need help.
LPM: No, I need more Mountain Dew . . .
Jarian: O.o
LPM: *dodges flying toasters thrown by reviewers* I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY, OKAY? I WAS JUST BEING LAZY!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *runs like heck*
Socam: *bounces* Review, folks, we need food! *puppy eyes*
*~*~*
Disclaimer: Wait, I forgot the one for the last chapter. Does that mean I have to do two? AAAH! Owell. Um, Zelda isn't mine, and Zelda isn't mine. There, happy? *glares at vulture- like lawyers*
*~*~*
LAST CHAPPY:
Kit: Meeeeeepers. I dun wanna go in there! There's a giant lady spider in it! O.O
Link: Fine, I'LL go first. *walks in the door*
Lynn: *rolls eyes and walks in after Link*
Kit: HEY! Dun leave meeee! *runs in*
Gohma: RRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAARR!!! *drops from the ceiling*
Kit/Link/Lynn: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Kit: GIGANTIC SPIDER THINGY!!!! O.O
*~*~*
Gohma: I reiterate! RRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAARR!!!
Kit: WE'RE GONNA DIE!!
Lynn: KIT! Don't freakin' panic!!
Kit: WHY NOT?
Link: Um, your Caps Lock is stuck.
Kit: IT IS? OH, SORRY-uh, I mean, sorry.
Lynn/Link/Gohma: O.o;;;
Gohma: Hmf! Well, if you're not going to fight, then I'll just leave! *hops back onto the ceiling*
Lynn: . . .
Link: Well, that was odd.
Kit: GUYS!! She's gonna lay eggs! BAKAS!! Get your dumb swords ready!
Gohma: *lays eggs*
Kit: Eeeeewwww . . .
Lynn, being the only sensible one: Attack the eggs before they hatch! *slashes at one of the eggs, breaking it*
Kit: *same thing*
Link: *ditto*
Gohma: MY BABIES! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!! *drops from the ceiling again and lunges at Link*
Link: AAH! *jumps out of the way; Gohma slams into the wall*
Kit: *winces* Itai. [1]
Gohma: *whips around and roars again*
Lynn: Link! You're the one with the Slingshot! Shoot her in the eye!
Link: Um . . . okay . . . *shoots Gohma*
Gohma: OWIES!! That hurt!! *waves tentacle thingies around*
Lynn: Kit!! GET HER!
Kit: *eyes glow purple* I AM OKORAMEGAMI!! I SHALL PREVAIL!! *lunges at Gohma, hitting her square in the eye; Gohma shrieks and disintegrates* [2]
Link: *to Lynn* She's really scary sometimes.
Lynn: -_-; Honey, you don't know the half of it.
Kit: *genki Xelloss smile* ^-^ [3]
**Back outside the Deku Tree . . . **
Deku Tree: *tells about how the curse wasn't lifted because I can't remember exactly what he said and I'm too lazy to go look it up ^^;;;*
Kit: DANGIT!!
Deku Tree: Here, take the Kokiri's Emerald. Please, save Hyrule . . . *goes all gray and ashy*
**long pause**
Link: So . . . he's dead?
Kit: Yup. *sobs and glomps Link* WAAAAAAAAAH!
Link: O.O Get-off-you're-strangling-me-!
Lynn: *megasweatdrop* Mido's gonna have our hides . . .
**In the Kokiri Forest again . . .**
Mido: What happened? Mr. No-Fairy! What did you do to the Deku Tree?!
Link: It wasn't my fault, I swear!
Mido: Like I'm gonna believe you!! *glares*
Kit: NO GLARING AT THE BISHIES!! *huggles Link protectively*
Link/Mido: O.o
Lynn: -_-;
**On the bridge outside the forest (boy, lotta scene changes here *sweatdrop*)**
Saria: Here, let me give you guys these to remember me by. *hands everyone Ocarinas*
Link: Aww, thanks, Saria.
Kit: *sniff* Goodbyes make me all teary . . . *big watery anime eyes*
Lynn: -_-;; [4]
**Yet ANOTHER scene change . . . We're finally back in Hyrule Field. Yay.**
Kit: *skipping and singing* Weeeeeeeeee're OFF to see the Princess, the wonderful Princess of Hyrule!!
Lynn: Aiiiyeeee . . . *rubs head*
Link: *to Lynn* Is she always like this?
Lynn: ; Unfortunately, yes.
**SUDDENLY . . . out of absolutely NOWHERE . . . **
Mysterious Voice from Above: FREEFALL HOORAY!!!!!! [5]
Kit: AAH! IT'S RAINING PEOPLE!! *runs around like an idiot*
Mysterious Voice from Above: *hits the ground* OWIE!! *looks around* Where the heck am I?
Kit: *stares*
**The Mysterious Voice from Above turns out to be a girl Kit's age, with blue eyes and long brown hair tied back in a braid. She sees Kit and blinks.**
Braided Girl: What are you doing here?
Kit: SARAH-CHAN! [6] *glomps her* YAY!!
Sarah: Wha? *sees Link* OMIGOD!! Is that who I think it is!!
Kit: Yes-yes! [7] It is!! WAHAHA!! *bursts into hysterical laughter for no apparent reason*
Sarah: AAH! I'M IN HYRULE! *looks at self* AND I'M TEN! *looks in mirror* AND I HAVE POINTY EARS!! WAI!
Link: Not another insane one . . .
Lynn: They get even more insane than usual when they're around each other. Then their chibis pop up.
Link: . . . chibis?
Lynn: Yeah.
Link: Oooo . . . kay.
Kit: Yay, now my friend is here! *does the Happy Hamster Dance*
Sarah: I'm in Hyrule! With Link! *also does Happy Hamster Dance*
**The two mentally challenged fangirls do the Happy Hamster Dance for about five minutes, with an exasperated Lynn and an incredibly weirded-out Link watching, until . . .**
Lynn: STOP IT ALREADY!! YOU'RE SCARING PEOPLE!
Kit: Demo ne, hitora wo sishinteki na kizutsuite'ru kiti ga omoshiroi desu yo! [8]
Lynn: Tell that to the men in white coats.
Sarah: *sings* They're coming to take me away, ha ha! They're coming to take me away!
Kit: *joins her*
Link: This is going to be a looooooong quest . . .
Lynn: Linky-boy, you ain't seen nothin' yet.
*~*~*
LPM: Well, now that our little party has been joined by my best friend, Hyrule is now populated with two-count 'em, TWO- sugar-crazed fangirls! WILL THE INSANITY NEVER CEASE??!!
Jarian: In your case, I'd say . . . no.
LPM: You're probably right. ^^
Jarian: -_-;;
Socam: REVIEW!! *bounces on Jarian's head*
*~*~*
[1] "Itai" is the Japanese equivalent of "ouch".
[2] Okoramegami is a nickname my best friends Anshin and sayinonasugarhigh came up with for me. It translates to "Goddess of Insanity." Appropriate, ne? ^^;; Anshin's nickname is Shinimegami (Goddess of Death-guess who she likes *sweatdrop*) and I can't remember sayinonasugarhigh's name, but it translates to Goddess of Destruction. For anyone who cares. Which you probably don't. And I'm rambling again. *smacks herself*
[3] Hehe . . . Xelly-kun is my favorite character on the anime Slayers. He can be re~eally scary sometimes. ^^
[4] Lynn seems to be doing a lot of that in this chapter, doesn't she? ^^;;
[5] Excel Saga quote that I saw in another fic. Yeah, I'm a little thief, so? ^^;;
[6] Also known as Anshin. Me best friend since the beginning of this year when she introduced me to the awesomeness that is Gundam Wing. All hail her!
[7] I say that a lot. It bugs my friends to no end. ^^
[8] That means, "But, you know, mentally scarring people is fun!"
Jarian: Oy. LPM, you need help.
LPM: No, I need more Mountain Dew . . .
Jarian: O.o
LPM: *dodges flying toasters thrown by reviewers* I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY, OKAY? I WAS JUST BEING LAZY!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *runs like heck*
Socam: *bounces* Review, folks, we need food! *puppy eyes*
*~*~*
Disclaimer: Wait, I forgot the one for the last chapter. Does that mean I have to do two? AAAH! Owell. Um, Zelda isn't mine, and Zelda isn't mine. There, happy? *glares at vulture- like lawyers*
*~*~*
LAST CHAPPY:
Kit: Meeeeeepers. I dun wanna go in there! There's a giant lady spider in it! O.O
Link: Fine, I'LL go first. *walks in the door*
Lynn: *rolls eyes and walks in after Link*
Kit: HEY! Dun leave meeee! *runs in*
Gohma: RRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAARR!!! *drops from the ceiling*
Kit/Link/Lynn: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Kit: GIGANTIC SPIDER THINGY!!!! O.O
*~*~*
Gohma: I reiterate! RRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAARR!!!
Kit: WE'RE GONNA DIE!!
Lynn: KIT! Don't freakin' panic!!
Kit: WHY NOT?
Link: Um, your Caps Lock is stuck.
Kit: IT IS? OH, SORRY-uh, I mean, sorry.
Lynn/Link/Gohma: O.o;;;
Gohma: Hmf! Well, if you're not going to fight, then I'll just leave! *hops back onto the ceiling*
Lynn: . . .
Link: Well, that was odd.
Kit: GUYS!! She's gonna lay eggs! BAKAS!! Get your dumb swords ready!
Gohma: *lays eggs*
Kit: Eeeeewwww . . .
Lynn, being the only sensible one: Attack the eggs before they hatch! *slashes at one of the eggs, breaking it*
Kit: *same thing*
Link: *ditto*
Gohma: MY BABIES! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!! *drops from the ceiling again and lunges at Link*
Link: AAH! *jumps out of the way; Gohma slams into the wall*
Kit: *winces* Itai. [1]
Gohma: *whips around and roars again*
Lynn: Link! You're the one with the Slingshot! Shoot her in the eye!
Link: Um . . . okay . . . *shoots Gohma*
Gohma: OWIES!! That hurt!! *waves tentacle thingies around*
Lynn: Kit!! GET HER!
Kit: *eyes glow purple* I AM OKORAMEGAMI!! I SHALL PREVAIL!! *lunges at Gohma, hitting her square in the eye; Gohma shrieks and disintegrates* [2]
Link: *to Lynn* She's really scary sometimes.
Lynn: -_-; Honey, you don't know the half of it.
Kit: *genki Xelloss smile* ^-^ [3]
**Back outside the Deku Tree . . . **
Deku Tree: *tells about how the curse wasn't lifted because I can't remember exactly what he said and I'm too lazy to go look it up ^^;;;*
Kit: DANGIT!!
Deku Tree: Here, take the Kokiri's Emerald. Please, save Hyrule . . . *goes all gray and ashy*
**long pause**
Link: So . . . he's dead?
Kit: Yup. *sobs and glomps Link* WAAAAAAAAAH!
Link: O.O Get-off-you're-strangling-me-!
Lynn: *megasweatdrop* Mido's gonna have our hides . . .
**In the Kokiri Forest again . . .**
Mido: What happened? Mr. No-Fairy! What did you do to the Deku Tree?!
Link: It wasn't my fault, I swear!
Mido: Like I'm gonna believe you!! *glares*
Kit: NO GLARING AT THE BISHIES!! *huggles Link protectively*
Link/Mido: O.o
Lynn: -_-;
**On the bridge outside the forest (boy, lotta scene changes here *sweatdrop*)**
Saria: Here, let me give you guys these to remember me by. *hands everyone Ocarinas*
Link: Aww, thanks, Saria.
Kit: *sniff* Goodbyes make me all teary . . . *big watery anime eyes*
Lynn: -_-;; [4]
**Yet ANOTHER scene change . . . We're finally back in Hyrule Field. Yay.**
Kit: *skipping and singing* Weeeeeeeeee're OFF to see the Princess, the wonderful Princess of Hyrule!!
Lynn: Aiiiyeeee . . . *rubs head*
Link: *to Lynn* Is she always like this?
Lynn: ; Unfortunately, yes.
**SUDDENLY . . . out of absolutely NOWHERE . . . **
Mysterious Voice from Above: FREEFALL HOORAY!!!!!! [5]
Kit: AAH! IT'S RAINING PEOPLE!! *runs around like an idiot*
Mysterious Voice from Above: *hits the ground* OWIE!! *looks around* Where the heck am I?
Kit: *stares*
**The Mysterious Voice from Above turns out to be a girl Kit's age, with blue eyes and long brown hair tied back in a braid. She sees Kit and blinks.**
Braided Girl: What are you doing here?
Kit: SARAH-CHAN! [6] *glomps her* YAY!!
Sarah: Wha? *sees Link* OMIGOD!! Is that who I think it is!!
Kit: Yes-yes! [7] It is!! WAHAHA!! *bursts into hysterical laughter for no apparent reason*
Sarah: AAH! I'M IN HYRULE! *looks at self* AND I'M TEN! *looks in mirror* AND I HAVE POINTY EARS!! WAI!
Link: Not another insane one . . .
Lynn: They get even more insane than usual when they're around each other. Then their chibis pop up.
Link: . . . chibis?
Lynn: Yeah.
Link: Oooo . . . kay.
Kit: Yay, now my friend is here! *does the Happy Hamster Dance*
Sarah: I'm in Hyrule! With Link! *also does Happy Hamster Dance*
**The two mentally challenged fangirls do the Happy Hamster Dance for about five minutes, with an exasperated Lynn and an incredibly weirded-out Link watching, until . . .**
Lynn: STOP IT ALREADY!! YOU'RE SCARING PEOPLE!
Kit: Demo ne, hitora wo sishinteki na kizutsuite'ru kiti ga omoshiroi desu yo! [8]
Lynn: Tell that to the men in white coats.
Sarah: *sings* They're coming to take me away, ha ha! They're coming to take me away!
Kit: *joins her*
Link: This is going to be a looooooong quest . . .
Lynn: Linky-boy, you ain't seen nothin' yet.
*~*~*
LPM: Well, now that our little party has been joined by my best friend, Hyrule is now populated with two-count 'em, TWO- sugar-crazed fangirls! WILL THE INSANITY NEVER CEASE??!!
Jarian: In your case, I'd say . . . no.
LPM: You're probably right. ^^
Jarian: -_-;;
Socam: REVIEW!! *bounces on Jarian's head*
*~*~*
[1] "Itai" is the Japanese equivalent of "ouch".
[2] Okoramegami is a nickname my best friends Anshin and sayinonasugarhigh came up with for me. It translates to "Goddess of Insanity." Appropriate, ne? ^^;; Anshin's nickname is Shinimegami (Goddess of Death-guess who she likes *sweatdrop*) and I can't remember sayinonasugarhigh's name, but it translates to Goddess of Destruction. For anyone who cares. Which you probably don't. And I'm rambling again. *smacks herself*
[3] Hehe . . . Xelly-kun is my favorite character on the anime Slayers. He can be re~eally scary sometimes. ^^
[4] Lynn seems to be doing a lot of that in this chapter, doesn't she? ^^;;
[5] Excel Saga quote that I saw in another fic. Yeah, I'm a little thief, so? ^^;;
[6] Also known as Anshin. Me best friend since the beginning of this year when she introduced me to the awesomeness that is Gundam Wing. All hail her!
[7] I say that a lot. It bugs my friends to no end. ^^
[8] That means, "But, you know, mentally scarring people is fun!"