South Park at Disney World
Chapter Two: Alien Attack!
They had finally made it to Disney World and had come to the Magic Kingdom park for the first day. Chef had taken Kenny and Stan to one side of the park, while Mr. Garrison took Cartman and Kyle to another side. Mr. Garrison and the two walked through Tomorrow Land. Cartman had a goofy smile on his face as he passed Alien Encounter. "Let's go on that ride!" Mr. Garrison looked over and said, "That looks a little to scary for you, Cartman. Cartman was outraged. "Eh! You get your faggoty gay homosexual ass over there right now!" Mr. Garrison's eyes widened. "Why you little fat ass! He's just a little bastard isn't he Mr. Hat?" He made Mr. Hat reply, "Yeah, Mr. Garrison! He's like that guy who invented the moon and conquered Australian aborigines in the War of 1812: Elvis Presley." They walked over to the ride. They were at the very end of the line. Mr. Garrison frowned. "Well kids you just stay here and ride this ride, while I go over to Space Mountain." Cartman and Kyle smiled. They couldn't believe that Mr. Garrison would let them ride it alone.
They were inside now and strapped down into their seats. The TV in the corner showed the alien eating people and suddenly he appeared in the tube in the middle of the room. Cartman shrieked like a girl as the glass tube broke and the fake alien "escaped." "Please don't eat me Mr. Alien! You wouldn't want to because Ah'm all fat! Eat Kyle!" Suddenly the alien's "breath" (air flowing from the headrest of his seat) came from behind him. It was too much for Cartman. He slid out of his seat and ran out the exit before the ride was over, screaming for his mommy.
They had finally made it to Disney World and had come to the Magic Kingdom park for the first day. Chef had taken Kenny and Stan to one side of the park, while Mr. Garrison took Cartman and Kyle to another side. Mr. Garrison and the two walked through Tomorrow Land. Cartman had a goofy smile on his face as he passed Alien Encounter. "Let's go on that ride!" Mr. Garrison looked over and said, "That looks a little to scary for you, Cartman. Cartman was outraged. "Eh! You get your faggoty gay homosexual ass over there right now!" Mr. Garrison's eyes widened. "Why you little fat ass! He's just a little bastard isn't he Mr. Hat?" He made Mr. Hat reply, "Yeah, Mr. Garrison! He's like that guy who invented the moon and conquered Australian aborigines in the War of 1812: Elvis Presley." They walked over to the ride. They were at the very end of the line. Mr. Garrison frowned. "Well kids you just stay here and ride this ride, while I go over to Space Mountain." Cartman and Kyle smiled. They couldn't believe that Mr. Garrison would let them ride it alone.
They were inside now and strapped down into their seats. The TV in the corner showed the alien eating people and suddenly he appeared in the tube in the middle of the room. Cartman shrieked like a girl as the glass tube broke and the fake alien "escaped." "Please don't eat me Mr. Alien! You wouldn't want to because Ah'm all fat! Eat Kyle!" Suddenly the alien's "breath" (air flowing from the headrest of his seat) came from behind him. It was too much for Cartman. He slid out of his seat and ran out the exit before the ride was over, screaming for his mommy.
