South Park at Disney World
Chapter Three: Splash Mountain
Kyle had come out in search for Cartman, but couldn't find him. He wondered around long enough to find Stan, Kenny and Chef. "Kyle, what the hell are you doing here?" Chef asked. Kyle told him about Cartman and Mr. Garrison. "Well then," Chef said," I guess we'll have to go find little Cartman."
"Stupid fat ass." Kyle said.
They started to walk away, as a voice spoke up from behind them, saying, "Hi Stan!" The boys turned to see Wendy Testeburger. "What are you guys doing here?" Along with her was Bebe.
"Summer vacation, duh," Kyle replied. "But Cartman had to go off and ruin it for us. Stupid fat ass" he repeated.
"Well," Wendy suggested, "we could try Splash Mountain. You can see the whole park from up there."
Chef said, "Good idea, let's go!"
They made it to Splash Mountain. "Dude, it's fuckin' hot out here," Kyle said. Stan replied, "Yeah, I know." Chef looked over at the kids, saying, "Here, kids, let me sing you one of Walt Disney's classic songs to cheer you up."
"Yeah, baby, they call you Snow White,
But I'll lay you on down tonight.
About them seven dwarves- I don't give two shits,
But you're gonna love it tonight when I massage your ti-"
"Chef!" Kyle said.
"O-Oh huh?"
"The lines moving."
"Oh, let's hurry up children."
They had finally made it to the front, at the loading area. Wendy smiled, romantically at Stan, saying, "Me and you can sit together and hold hands through the ride." Naturally, Stan puked. "Gross!"
They all got in their seats, finally and rode on. They went by all the Brer Rabbit stuff and to the final, long hill. The boat began to descend extremely fast. "Wow! You really can see the whole park from up here! Okay, Kenny, watch out for the-" Stan said, but was cut off by Kenny falling from his seat and going into the briar patch, impaled by several, large plastic thorns.
"Oh my God! They've killed Kenny!"
"You bastards!"
They made it off the ride, with still no sign of Cartman. Kyle was angry. "Well this is just fucking great! We're hundreds of mile away from home, and those Disney fucks have killed Kenny! Cartman's run off and we don't know where Chef is anymore, or Mr. Garrison!"
"Where do you suggest we go next?" Wendy asked. "I guess we go to the next park," Kyle replied. "MGM Studios!"
He started to turn and walk away, just ass Bebe said, "Oooshake that ass, baby!"
Chapter Three: Splash Mountain
Kyle had come out in search for Cartman, but couldn't find him. He wondered around long enough to find Stan, Kenny and Chef. "Kyle, what the hell are you doing here?" Chef asked. Kyle told him about Cartman and Mr. Garrison. "Well then," Chef said," I guess we'll have to go find little Cartman."
"Stupid fat ass." Kyle said.
They started to walk away, as a voice spoke up from behind them, saying, "Hi Stan!" The boys turned to see Wendy Testeburger. "What are you guys doing here?" Along with her was Bebe.
"Summer vacation, duh," Kyle replied. "But Cartman had to go off and ruin it for us. Stupid fat ass" he repeated.
"Well," Wendy suggested, "we could try Splash Mountain. You can see the whole park from up there."
Chef said, "Good idea, let's go!"
They made it to Splash Mountain. "Dude, it's fuckin' hot out here," Kyle said. Stan replied, "Yeah, I know." Chef looked over at the kids, saying, "Here, kids, let me sing you one of Walt Disney's classic songs to cheer you up."
"Yeah, baby, they call you Snow White,
But I'll lay you on down tonight.
About them seven dwarves- I don't give two shits,
But you're gonna love it tonight when I massage your ti-"
"Chef!" Kyle said.
"O-Oh huh?"
"The lines moving."
"Oh, let's hurry up children."
They had finally made it to the front, at the loading area. Wendy smiled, romantically at Stan, saying, "Me and you can sit together and hold hands through the ride." Naturally, Stan puked. "Gross!"
They all got in their seats, finally and rode on. They went by all the Brer Rabbit stuff and to the final, long hill. The boat began to descend extremely fast. "Wow! You really can see the whole park from up here! Okay, Kenny, watch out for the-" Stan said, but was cut off by Kenny falling from his seat and going into the briar patch, impaled by several, large plastic thorns.
"Oh my God! They've killed Kenny!"
"You bastards!"
They made it off the ride, with still no sign of Cartman. Kyle was angry. "Well this is just fucking great! We're hundreds of mile away from home, and those Disney fucks have killed Kenny! Cartman's run off and we don't know where Chef is anymore, or Mr. Garrison!"
"Where do you suggest we go next?" Wendy asked. "I guess we go to the next park," Kyle replied. "MGM Studios!"
He started to turn and walk away, just ass Bebe said, "Oooshake that ass, baby!"