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Noda no Miko: K'NNICHIWA NA NODA!!!!! Domo Arigatou reviewers! I didn't think I'd get *that* many reviews for a single chapter na noda!!! *Goes SD and bounces off the walls happily for a little while* Well, the votes are in... the most is... FOR TASUKI AND KOUJI NA, NA, NA, NA, NODA!!! *Ahem* gomen... Sorry, Rose_senshi...looks like this is a Kouji yaoi after all noda. For all the Tas/Chi voters... I'll write a lil ficclet for ya later noda.
Tomo: So who am I paired with Miko-chan??
Noda no Miko: Err *sweat drops* I dunno... somebody said Chichiri noda and then, someone said Nuri-chan... I HAVEN'T DECIDED NA NODA!!!!! HEEEEEELP!!! *Bops herself on the head repeatedly with a spork*
Tomo: Noda no Miko has knocked herself unconscious with a spork I'M IN CONTROL NOW!!! KAKAKAKAKAKA!!!!... Uhm *sweat drop* so... I'm gonna let... KOUJI do this chapter.
//*~Kouji~*//
"OoOOoOoh... ahhhHH shit! Bright light!!" (A/N: Kinda sounds like the Gremlins, ne?) I groaned and buried my face in Gen-chan's shoulder. Getting drunk is fun. Hangovers are the exact opposite of fun. They're almost as bad as going to class.
"Ya jus' woke up huh?" murbled Genrou from above my head. His voice was dropping anvils, elephants, mobile homes, and small ranch houses on my temples.
"Mind keepin' it down? Yer shoutin'." I muttered snuggling deeper into the sheets. I dared to open one of my eyes a crack.
"How come yer not moanin' an' groanin'. Ya got smashed las' night jus' like I did!" Gen-chan chuckled.
"I woke up hammered two hours ago. 'Course th' effects o' Aspirin take 'bout half o' that time t' work." He snickered. "'Sides, I finished moanin' an' groanin' after we quit snoggin' last night." He nibbled at the skin around my lip ring.
"Gimmie some....." I clapped a hand over my eyes and fumbled blindly for the miracle bottle on the nightstand. Gen-chan laughed again.
"If ya insist!" he said pressing his weight against me and biting my neck playfully.
"TH' ASPRIN YA HENTAI!!!!" I shouted. Another laugh. Gods, how much of that Aspirin did he take?
"Here." There was a pop.
"Hold out yer hand! I ain't gonna put it in yer mouth for ya!!"
"WHAT?!?" I demanded.
"Heh, *now* who's th' hentai?? I was talkin' about th' Aspirin." Gen-chan said primly.
"Ehh, we're *both* hentais. Now shaddup an' gimmie my drugs!" I flung out my arm in his general direction.
"Yes dear," Gen-chan said playfully. He deposited the two pills in my hand. I popped them in my mouth. "Here, I got ya a glass o' water before ya woke up. Figgered ya'd need it." I held out my hand for the water glass and took a sip.
"What day is it?" I croaked.
"Saturday."
"How'd our show las' night go? Did we get the job?" I opened my eyes. Gods the room was so bright!!! We're going to go buy shutters as soon as my head stops hurting... I painfully turned my eyes to Gen-chan and waited for my answer.
"Do ya think we woulda gotten drunk and boink each other's brains if we didn't get the job?" He asked grinning. I shrugged
"There's always depression..." I yawned.
"Eh, depressing bastard." I smiled. I remember the first time Gen- chan and I met. He had said those very words...
//~*Another flash back! Kakakaka!!!*~//
The fourteen year-old Kouji growled contemptuously and kicked a piece of trash with his boot as he stormed down the street. Damn parents....damn school...damn everything...
"Hey lookie here," a voice leered behind him. Kuoji turned slowly. He was face to face with three big hims. All of which were closing around him. They looked like they were about seventeen. "Whatcha got in yer wallet fag?" the first him asked. Kouji drew back, slightly shocked. It was as if the him had looked into his eyes and seen his soul.
"Fuck off." Kuoji spat giving all three of the hims a poisonous glare he had spent hours in the mirror perfecting. He may have been smallish for his age (only 4'11 and ninety-four pounds) he had guts and lots of them. Him number three slammed him against the wall. From the looks of things, all the guts Kouji possessed were about to be smeared all over the walls of the building he was pressed against. Kouji spat in the him's face and kicked his stomach. The him groaned and came close to doubling over, but still didn't let the blue haired boy go. So, Kouji resorted to plan B: kicking and area that was uh...well...a little bit lower and a *great deal* more sensitive than the stomach. That did it. The him didn't *let go* of Kouji, he *dropped* Kouji. The nimble little boy leapt to his feet and ran like hell, the thundering footsteps of the other hims echoing after him.
"Come back here you little fag!!!" one of them had shouted. Kouji ran into a wall of black fabric. No, wait, a chest. Generally, that meant he had run into someone. The remaining two hims stopped.
"Whoa, Genrou! Hey....." Kouji was confused. This guy was no older than he was! Why were they scared of him? Wolfishly gold eyes narrowed. A pair of sharp, white fangs was bared. Oh. That must be why.
"What're ya doin' in *my* neck o' th' streets?" the boy known as Genrou demanded in his rough accent. One of the hims tittered nervously. "Eh, so ya ain't got nuthin' t' say huh?" Genrou combed a hand through some of his wild orange hair that was as un-tamed as he was. "Ya mind tellin' me what ya were doin' with this poor kid?" Kouji was about to speak up and give that bastard a piece of his mind (he wasn't a kid dammit!!) decided that it was for the better if he kept on this 'Genrou's' good side. Him number two laughed nervously again.
"Just pickin' up some loose change Genrou." Genrou nodded shortly, as if considering what the him had said.
"Wouldn't ya believe it... this guy here happens t' be in *my* crew!" Genrou said with false cheerfulness. The faux smile dropped. "Do ya know what happens if ya mess with somebody in my crew?" he growled. The two hims gulped audibly. "Ya get burned. I'm given' ya till th' count o' ten t' get outta here, but I'm in a good mood so I might feel like fightin'..." Genrou didn't even get a chance to count. The hims were gone.
"Hey thanks!!" Kouji said appreciatively.
"Eh, ain't nothin'!" Genrou said smiling genuinely for the first time. "Ya'd better get home... it's gettin' dark."
"I dun have a home t' go home to." Kouji said. As of today he had been kicked out...damn narrow-minded father...
"Stay with me an' my friends then! We could use a tough kid like you!"
"I ain't a kid!" Kouji growled. Taking that as a 'no', Genrou turned and walked away.
"If ya say so, see ya around then!" He said winking and waving. Normally, Kouji would have cursed and chucked a stone at him, but instead...
"Hey! Where do ya think yer goin' ya jackass!? I didn't say no!!" Kouji called jogging up to catch him.
"Ya didn't say yes either bastard." Genrou said playfully.
"Jackass."
"Bastard."
"Jackass."
"Bastard." This was the start of an...interesting realationship.
"Crazy jackass."
"Depressing bastard."
//*~End the flashback!! Kakakaka!!!~*//
Yep. Those were the days. I stretched a little. My back cracked. OoOOoow... back's aren't supposed to make noises like that....
Of course, Genrou and I hadn't *really* touched each other as lovers for about a year and a half...then, well it just sort of happened. Despite all we've been through (and believe me, the two of us have gotten each other's prettly little asses out of *plenty* of scrapes!) we're still here... in that little apartment we managed to barely scrape enough cash together and buy just so we could still be together... and SCHOOL Gods, then we had to got to school! It's a rather long story. Maybe I'll tell it some other time. We've never really told anyone though what we do behind closed doors. I think the reason this is all going so well is because our relationship (I *hate* it when I use that word! It makes me sound like a girl!!!) isn't public. I figure if they don't ask then there's no reason to tell. What goes on is our business!! Sometimes I think Aono might have an idea-
"Aono!" I gasped.
"Huh?" Genrou blinked at me.
"Where is he? Did he...?" Genrou rolled over on me and propped himself up on his elbows.
"Nahh, he went home with *somebody*." Genrou said mischievously.
"Who?" I asked my eyes widening.
"Didn't say. Jus' said he was goin' off an' not t' wait up. He's meetin' us at Everybody's Pizza fer lunch, so we're gonna find out sooner or later. 'Bout time he had a fling with a groupie huh??" I grinned up at him.
"Yeah. We do all the time." He nipped the tip of my nose.
"Whose turn is it to be th' groupie again??" he purred. I put my arms around his neck.
"I dunno I think-!" I was cut off by him kissing me. You know, we never *did* make it to lunch...
//To be continued//
Tomo: Kouji, that was kinda short.... and fluffy... ...
Kouji: I'm sorry!!!! I ain't good at writin'!!!!! *cries*
Tomo: Eh, I probably couldn't have done a better job. Who *did* I go home with any how??
Kouji: I dunno!!!! Ask Gen-chan...
Tasuki: Beats th' hell outta me...*drinks sake*
Noda no Miko: Gluuuh... whu- Oh! Sorry noda!!! Anyway, uh well I'll try to decide who's with who as far as Tomo-chan goes na noda!! ON WITH THE FIC NODA!!!!!!!!
Tomo: Uh, we already wrot the next chapter...
Noda no Miko: Really?? *Reads ch* Good job!!! NOW LET'S POST IT NODA!!!!
Every one else: ;;;;
Tasuki: Oooh yeeeeaaaah *hiccup* review OR'LL I'LL DEEP FRY YA!!!!
Tomo: What he means to say is he would enjoy it very much if you reviewed...
Noda no Miko: K'NNICHIWA NA NODA!!!!! Domo Arigatou reviewers! I didn't think I'd get *that* many reviews for a single chapter na noda!!! *Goes SD and bounces off the walls happily for a little while* Well, the votes are in... the most is... FOR TASUKI AND KOUJI NA, NA, NA, NA, NODA!!! *Ahem* gomen... Sorry, Rose_senshi...looks like this is a Kouji yaoi after all noda. For all the Tas/Chi voters... I'll write a lil ficclet for ya later noda.
Tomo: So who am I paired with Miko-chan??
Noda no Miko: Err *sweat drops* I dunno... somebody said Chichiri noda and then, someone said Nuri-chan... I HAVEN'T DECIDED NA NODA!!!!! HEEEEEELP!!! *Bops herself on the head repeatedly with a spork*
Tomo: Noda no Miko has knocked herself unconscious with a spork I'M IN CONTROL NOW!!! KAKAKAKAKAKA!!!!... Uhm *sweat drop* so... I'm gonna let... KOUJI do this chapter.
//*~Kouji~*//
"OoOOoOoh... ahhhHH shit! Bright light!!" (A/N: Kinda sounds like the Gremlins, ne?) I groaned and buried my face in Gen-chan's shoulder. Getting drunk is fun. Hangovers are the exact opposite of fun. They're almost as bad as going to class.
"Ya jus' woke up huh?" murbled Genrou from above my head. His voice was dropping anvils, elephants, mobile homes, and small ranch houses on my temples.
"Mind keepin' it down? Yer shoutin'." I muttered snuggling deeper into the sheets. I dared to open one of my eyes a crack.
"How come yer not moanin' an' groanin'. Ya got smashed las' night jus' like I did!" Gen-chan chuckled.
"I woke up hammered two hours ago. 'Course th' effects o' Aspirin take 'bout half o' that time t' work." He snickered. "'Sides, I finished moanin' an' groanin' after we quit snoggin' last night." He nibbled at the skin around my lip ring.
"Gimmie some....." I clapped a hand over my eyes and fumbled blindly for the miracle bottle on the nightstand. Gen-chan laughed again.
"If ya insist!" he said pressing his weight against me and biting my neck playfully.
"TH' ASPRIN YA HENTAI!!!!" I shouted. Another laugh. Gods, how much of that Aspirin did he take?
"Here." There was a pop.
"Hold out yer hand! I ain't gonna put it in yer mouth for ya!!"
"WHAT?!?" I demanded.
"Heh, *now* who's th' hentai?? I was talkin' about th' Aspirin." Gen-chan said primly.
"Ehh, we're *both* hentais. Now shaddup an' gimmie my drugs!" I flung out my arm in his general direction.
"Yes dear," Gen-chan said playfully. He deposited the two pills in my hand. I popped them in my mouth. "Here, I got ya a glass o' water before ya woke up. Figgered ya'd need it." I held out my hand for the water glass and took a sip.
"What day is it?" I croaked.
"Saturday."
"How'd our show las' night go? Did we get the job?" I opened my eyes. Gods the room was so bright!!! We're going to go buy shutters as soon as my head stops hurting... I painfully turned my eyes to Gen-chan and waited for my answer.
"Do ya think we woulda gotten drunk and boink each other's brains if we didn't get the job?" He asked grinning. I shrugged
"There's always depression..." I yawned.
"Eh, depressing bastard." I smiled. I remember the first time Gen- chan and I met. He had said those very words...
//~*Another flash back! Kakakaka!!!*~//
The fourteen year-old Kouji growled contemptuously and kicked a piece of trash with his boot as he stormed down the street. Damn parents....damn school...damn everything...
"Hey lookie here," a voice leered behind him. Kuoji turned slowly. He was face to face with three big hims. All of which were closing around him. They looked like they were about seventeen. "Whatcha got in yer wallet fag?" the first him asked. Kouji drew back, slightly shocked. It was as if the him had looked into his eyes and seen his soul.
"Fuck off." Kuoji spat giving all three of the hims a poisonous glare he had spent hours in the mirror perfecting. He may have been smallish for his age (only 4'11 and ninety-four pounds) he had guts and lots of them. Him number three slammed him against the wall. From the looks of things, all the guts Kouji possessed were about to be smeared all over the walls of the building he was pressed against. Kouji spat in the him's face and kicked his stomach. The him groaned and came close to doubling over, but still didn't let the blue haired boy go. So, Kouji resorted to plan B: kicking and area that was uh...well...a little bit lower and a *great deal* more sensitive than the stomach. That did it. The him didn't *let go* of Kouji, he *dropped* Kouji. The nimble little boy leapt to his feet and ran like hell, the thundering footsteps of the other hims echoing after him.
"Come back here you little fag!!!" one of them had shouted. Kouji ran into a wall of black fabric. No, wait, a chest. Generally, that meant he had run into someone. The remaining two hims stopped.
"Whoa, Genrou! Hey....." Kouji was confused. This guy was no older than he was! Why were they scared of him? Wolfishly gold eyes narrowed. A pair of sharp, white fangs was bared. Oh. That must be why.
"What're ya doin' in *my* neck o' th' streets?" the boy known as Genrou demanded in his rough accent. One of the hims tittered nervously. "Eh, so ya ain't got nuthin' t' say huh?" Genrou combed a hand through some of his wild orange hair that was as un-tamed as he was. "Ya mind tellin' me what ya were doin' with this poor kid?" Kouji was about to speak up and give that bastard a piece of his mind (he wasn't a kid dammit!!) decided that it was for the better if he kept on this 'Genrou's' good side. Him number two laughed nervously again.
"Just pickin' up some loose change Genrou." Genrou nodded shortly, as if considering what the him had said.
"Wouldn't ya believe it... this guy here happens t' be in *my* crew!" Genrou said with false cheerfulness. The faux smile dropped. "Do ya know what happens if ya mess with somebody in my crew?" he growled. The two hims gulped audibly. "Ya get burned. I'm given' ya till th' count o' ten t' get outta here, but I'm in a good mood so I might feel like fightin'..." Genrou didn't even get a chance to count. The hims were gone.
"Hey thanks!!" Kouji said appreciatively.
"Eh, ain't nothin'!" Genrou said smiling genuinely for the first time. "Ya'd better get home... it's gettin' dark."
"I dun have a home t' go home to." Kouji said. As of today he had been kicked out...damn narrow-minded father...
"Stay with me an' my friends then! We could use a tough kid like you!"
"I ain't a kid!" Kouji growled. Taking that as a 'no', Genrou turned and walked away.
"If ya say so, see ya around then!" He said winking and waving. Normally, Kouji would have cursed and chucked a stone at him, but instead...
"Hey! Where do ya think yer goin' ya jackass!? I didn't say no!!" Kouji called jogging up to catch him.
"Ya didn't say yes either bastard." Genrou said playfully.
"Jackass."
"Bastard."
"Jackass."
"Bastard." This was the start of an...interesting realationship.
"Crazy jackass."
"Depressing bastard."
//*~End the flashback!! Kakakaka!!!~*//
Yep. Those were the days. I stretched a little. My back cracked. OoOOoow... back's aren't supposed to make noises like that....
Of course, Genrou and I hadn't *really* touched each other as lovers for about a year and a half...then, well it just sort of happened. Despite all we've been through (and believe me, the two of us have gotten each other's prettly little asses out of *plenty* of scrapes!) we're still here... in that little apartment we managed to barely scrape enough cash together and buy just so we could still be together... and SCHOOL Gods, then we had to got to school! It's a rather long story. Maybe I'll tell it some other time. We've never really told anyone though what we do behind closed doors. I think the reason this is all going so well is because our relationship (I *hate* it when I use that word! It makes me sound like a girl!!!) isn't public. I figure if they don't ask then there's no reason to tell. What goes on is our business!! Sometimes I think Aono might have an idea-
"Aono!" I gasped.
"Huh?" Genrou blinked at me.
"Where is he? Did he...?" Genrou rolled over on me and propped himself up on his elbows.
"Nahh, he went home with *somebody*." Genrou said mischievously.
"Who?" I asked my eyes widening.
"Didn't say. Jus' said he was goin' off an' not t' wait up. He's meetin' us at Everybody's Pizza fer lunch, so we're gonna find out sooner or later. 'Bout time he had a fling with a groupie huh??" I grinned up at him.
"Yeah. We do all the time." He nipped the tip of my nose.
"Whose turn is it to be th' groupie again??" he purred. I put my arms around his neck.
"I dunno I think-!" I was cut off by him kissing me. You know, we never *did* make it to lunch...
//To be continued//
Tomo: Kouji, that was kinda short.... and fluffy... ...
Kouji: I'm sorry!!!! I ain't good at writin'!!!!! *cries*
Tomo: Eh, I probably couldn't have done a better job. Who *did* I go home with any how??
Kouji: I dunno!!!! Ask Gen-chan...
Tasuki: Beats th' hell outta me...*drinks sake*
Noda no Miko: Gluuuh... whu- Oh! Sorry noda!!! Anyway, uh well I'll try to decide who's with who as far as Tomo-chan goes na noda!! ON WITH THE FIC NODA!!!!!!!!
Tomo: Uh, we already wrot the next chapter...
Noda no Miko: Really?? *Reads ch* Good job!!! NOW LET'S POST IT NODA!!!!
Every one else: ;;;;
Tasuki: Oooh yeeeeaaaah *hiccup* review OR'LL I'LL DEEP FRY YA!!!!
Tomo: What he means to say is he would enjoy it very much if you reviewed...