* Oh no! Magic24 is back with her gameshow! Ahhh yes, my loverly gameshow about dating Link. Lets review, shall we. (I like saying that, shall we thing) OK, this is a dating gameshow about the yearn to want to date Link. Every week somebody gets thrown off. (Not in real time) The contestants are Malon, Marin, Zelda, Ruto, Saria, and Nabooru. Somebody will get thrown off today!(WAHOO) Thanx to all of you peoples votes! Alright, on with the show!
Disclaimer: We don't own Zelda, so stop asking. PLEASE? We aren't rich!
~~~~~Forcing Love~~~~~
Konitsu: We don't own Zelda, I OWN LINK! AND ISHIDA! AND YAMATO! AND CHIBA MAMORU!!!
Magic24: AND I OWN ROSE, SO HAHA!
Konitsu: I OWN NISSHOUKU!!! So :p :p DOUBLE RAZZ!!!
Magic24: AND I OWN A PAIR OF SOCKS! Ummm...hehe....
Konitsu: *Storms off and comes out pulling digi-stud Matt after her, needless to say, securtiy comes* WHERE CAN I GET A GOOD MAN AROUND HERE?
Magic24: Don't know Konitsu, I wish I had one though.....HEY ARE WE ON???
Konitsu: Umm, FORCING LOVE! The only show where someone -can't- get a man!
Magic24: Not even US! And we're the freaking hostesses!
Konitsu: *Pulls out long piece of paper* I need to kidnap: Mamo-chan, Yama-chan, Link-chan, Brendon Fraiser..
Magic24: And all those hot guys on Temptation Island!
Konitsu: Err, I didn't see that show Magic, I'm in Germania, REMEMBER?
Nerio: You forgot to add somebody to your list... Ni-
Magic24: Ohh yeah...
Konitsu: *Stuffs Nerio in 'The Sock'* Nothing!
Magic24: *Looks confused* Aannyywwaayy, we have some bad news *cough* somebody is leaving our show!!!
Konitsu: *Dead pan* Oh yes, so tragic, I think I'm gonna cry...
Magic24: *Tosses away fake tear* It was close between Zelda and Ruto...
Nerio: *Sarcasm* Ever so sad...
Konitsu: But you, the viewers voted, and-
Marin: I'M LOVED!
Nerio: You'll be well advised to shut up...
Magic24: It's your call so..YAY! Let's get everyone out here!
Konitsu: Oh ya, one second Magic, it has come to my attention that some people don't know who Marin is!
Magic24: *GASP!* Well, I kinda knew that too but...
Nerio: *Sadly* I know I know...
Marin: HOW COULD THEY?
Magic24: It's OK! I didn't know who you were for a long time too!
Konitsu: Marin, is, loosly, Link's dream girl. She lived on the island on Koholint with the Wind Fish and a Giant Egg in the Gameboy version of Zelda. She's almost and exact replica of Malon. My theory is, Link loved Malon so much that she was portrayed in his dream as Marin.
*Meanwhile, everyone walks on stage, Link lages behind*
Magic24: Awww, Link! That is soooo sweet!
Link: What? Whats sweet?
Magic24: *Giggles* Nothing, nothing at all...
Konitsu: Just my little love theory...
Link: 0.o? What?
Nerio: Eerrr, nothing.
Magic24: *Laughs* NOTHING! Okay Okay, so who's getting booted off is...*DRUMROLL!!!*
All: ZELDA!
Konitsu: And we were -ever- so sad!
Zelda: 0.0! WHAT! I can't get booted off! I'm the freaking Princess of Hyrule!
Magic24: WE KNOW! YOU TOLD US!
Nerio: Rules hon, You don't like it, take it up with the viewers...
Konitsu: YA PRINCESS POO!
Zelda: Well, I didn't want to stay, not with -that- lunatic. *Points at Konitsu*
Magic24: Don't diss, it's not nice!
Konitsu: Who me? Oh crap, I never got to test out my 'experiment'...
Nerio: *Giggles* Hey Zellie, sit down a moment, me and Konitsu want to discuss something with you, you might not get booted off! *Giggles evily*
Magic24: It's OK! BYE ZELDA! Your getting thrown into another demension.. Uhh, you guys?
Link: Uh oh...
Konitsu: NO NO! She -has- to sit down so we and 'discuss' something with her! *Wink wink*
Magic24: Don't be too harsh, I have to show off my super-dooper-special-powers!!!
Nerio: *Whispering* She -might- live after this... *Normal tone* Come on Princess, sit down.
Zelda: I don't wanna, but I don't have a choice do I?
Nerio: Not really...
Magic24: *Whispering to Link* Cross your fingers!
Link: Why?
Magic24: She's gonna die! Have you -seen- how much Konitsu hates her?
*Zelda walks over and sits down*
Konitsu: Tay! -This- is what I wanted to show you! *Points finger under Zelda's chair, lightning sparks and the whole sha-bang blows up. Zelda is now roasted, toasted, and julian fried!* YAY! IT WORKED!
Magic24: *Can't blink* AHH! THAT WAS SOO CLOSE!!
Link: You can get off me now...
Konitsu: Erm, sorry Magic-chan, I got a little carried away. *More lightning sparks and Konitsu doesn't look soory*
Magic24: Umm, sorry Link. But now -I- can show off my magical powers!
*Magic24 lifts up her arm and a black hole appears. Zelda, or what used to be of Zelda is now sucked up into nothingness. Magic claps at her success*
Magic24: DID YA SEE THAT? RIGHT ON!
Konitsu: YAHOO! *Does a little happy dance.*
*Everybody looks dead white, and the are thinking about who's next to go...*
Link: Oh my goddesses, you killed her!
Nerio: *Tries to contain herself and giggles evily*
Malon: That was wrong on so many levels, I hope I don't even get nominated...
Konitsu: OH! My goddess is an anime/mange, I've never seen it though... FARORE'S WIND THAT WAS COOL!!!
Nerio: Don't worry Malon, she -likes- you!
Magic24: Don't mess up!
Malon: Okay you guys...
Ruto: *Blinks in disbelief* I WAS THAT CLOSE TO BEING FRIED FISH?
Magic24: Yuperrie! But your still here, and that could only work once...
Konitsu: Yup, and hopefully I'll have my bit of fun with you later! *Lightning sparks*
Ruto: AHHH!
Nerio: Don't worry, she never kills people the same way twice.
Magic24: Shall we introduce the next event?
Konitsu: Then the police will recognize your 'style'... *Whispers* Mountain Dew thing?
Magic24: YEAH! That sounds good!
Konitsu: YAY! THE MOUNTAIN DEW THING! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!
Malon: What the heck is Mountain Dew?
Nerio: A highly addictive soft-drink with a lot of caffeine. Konitsu calls it "Hyper Juice"...
Magic24: *Does super-happy dance* YAY! Mountain Dew is the single most bestest thing in the world!
Konitsu: YUPPERS!
Nabooru: How do we play?
Nerio: Basically, you have to stay in a room with -them- *Points at Konitsu and Magic, who are dancing around like lunatics* for an hour. Firts three to crack or get kicked out by -them- lose. I get to stay out here with Link.
Magic24: Uhh, Nerio, don't try anything drastic. The contestants get to be hyped up with us! YAY!
Nerio: *Blinks* And why would I do that? It's not that Link is the only human who has enough magic to turn me back other than you and Konitsu....
Ruto: Is -she- bringing any weapons?
Konitsu: Oh, I always have my weapons hun.
Magic24: I SAID NO! Konitsu, maybe you should keep your weapons outside, ya know, for safety purposes...
Link: Good idea, and I'm not turning you back Nerio...
Konitsu: But, I'm nothing without my weapons... DARN TOOTIN! I put you in faerie form, and there you stay! Teach you to kill someone...
Nerio: Oh come on! I WAS DRUNK! Just let me off the hook!
Magic24: I...am....going....to....get.....the......Mountain.....Dews.....*Runs faaaar away*
Konitsu: No, absolutly no excuse for your actions Nerio.
Malon: Are we doing this individually?
Nerio: No, your all in the room together...No weapons Konitsu
Konitsu: Can it, or I'll tell the police you nit-wit!
Magic24: *Back with Mountain Dews* Ok, one for me.....two for me.....one for you....three for me.....
Nerio: FOR THE LAST TIME I WAS DRUNK! It's not -my- fault.
Konitsu: *Realizes Magic is counting funny* Hehe, don't mind the uneveness.
Nerio: *Still ranting* He shot -my- friend first! So what if I killed a cop? ARE THEY ANY BETTER?
Magic24: Five for me.....three for you...... OK, DRINK UP!
Magic24: *Guzzling down Mountain Dew like there's no tomarrow, but stops* Nerio, nobody cares who you killed, so can it.
Konitsu: *Drinks her Mountain Dew, then from nowhere get a 12-pack and is drinking that*
Link: You killed a cop? 0.o???
Nerio: SO? You wanna make something of it?
Magic24: Back to my Mountain Dew... *Grabs one from Konitsu and drinks that too*
Malon: SHUT UP! *Drinks all four Mountain Dews she has*
Konitsu: *Swips Ruto's Mountain Dew*
Ruto: HEY! Now I don't have any! I'll never survive!
Ruto: *Swips Nabooru's Mountain Dew and drinks it* HAHAHAHAHA!
Konitsu: HEY! *Bonks Ruto on the head, gives Nabooru 12 Mountain Dews, and the rest six*
Magic24: OKAAAAAY! I'M ALL HYPED UP!
Malon: METOMETOMETOMETO*Breath*METOMETOMETO!
Saria: WAAAY TOO MUCH CAFFEINE!
Nerio: Be afraid, be -very- afraid.
Link: Belive me, I am!
Magic24: I'M NOT! I'M ONLY SCARED OF LIGHTNING AND BUGS AND THOSE COFFEE THINGIES THAT WISTLE AT YOU AND SHOOT STEAM...
Konitsu: TO THE CHAMBER YOU SCURVY MATES!
Malon: SCURVY!
Magic24: OKAY! Everyone is done! Into the room with ya'll!
Konitsu: AVAST! LAND HO OF THE STAR BOARD SIDE! BUCKLE IN THE PORT SAILS!
Magic24: YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF.......MOUNTAIN DEW!
Ruto: DEAR GOD! SAVE ME LINK!
Link: Hellllllllllll no!
Konitsu: ARG! YOU LILY LIVERED WEASLE! YOU COULDN'T STEER A SHIP 'ROUND A TIDE POOL!
Magic24: I'M IN THE ROOM! *Does funky dance* I'M FIRST, LOOK AT MY DANCE!
Saria: I'M SECOND! *Does semi-funky dace*
Konitsu: COME MATEY'S, THERE'S PLUNDER TO BE HAD! *Runs into room and does funky dance too*
Magic24: *Walks over to a swivel chair, starts spinning* WEEEEEEE!!!
*As you can see, the room has many swivel chairs, an N64, and computer. Everyone sits down, Magic continues spinning like crazy, shouting random stupid things not to be said*
Magic24: WEEEEEE! *Stops* Whoa, I'm soooo dizzy....
Ruto: MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SPINNING!
Magic24: You think that did it?
Konitsu: *Runs over to N64* I'll duel with ye! WE'LL SEE WHO IS QUEEN OF ALL RAPSCALLIONS!!!
Magic24: *Waves her hand* I WANT A KAREOKE MACHINE!!!
*Kareoke machine appears*
Konitsu: SHUT YER TRAP YOU OVER GROWN BARNACUL! YOUR NO BETTER THAN THE SEAWEED ON MY FAIR SHIP'S HAUL!
Malon: YOU HAVE A SHIP? THAT'S SOOOO COOL! WAIT, KAREOKE!
Magic24: MINE! I wanted it first, so you'd better back down FARM GIRL!
Konitsu: Aye, the fairest ship to sail all the seven seas! Her name's Chisino, blook of hundreds that means. Aye, perfect name fer' us vermint folks!
Saria: *Whistling* I LIKE CHEESE! DO YOU LIKE CHEESE NABOORU?
Nabooru: Please shut up...
Magic24: WHY DON'T WE HAVE A SINGING CONTEST?
Malon: YEAH! I'm sooo gonna beat you!
Marin: I want to help too! I'm the best vocalist on Koholint!
Konitsu: Arg, ye lowley mice shall never beat captain blood wake!
Ruto: JUST SHUT UP! KONITSU, I CHALLANGE YOU TO A DUEL, AT THE NINTENDO!
Marin: 0.o, Koholint once got invaded by a Captain Blood Wake...
Konitsu: ARGH! I ACCEPT! Your loweleyer than an over gluttonious hare!
Magic24: *Starts Kareoke machine* Lets see, I choose you! *Picks up Destiny's Child CD*
Malon: I ACCEPT!
Ruto: Your soooo gonna go down pirate scum!
*Konitsu and Ruto run over the two N64's and TV's. They are playing to see who can beat Zelda:Ocarina of Time first...*
Konitsu: ARG! Jump me hearty, jump!
Magic24: He can't jump on his own, he needs to be bribed!
Konitsu: *Is already done with Deku Tree* ARG! I knows, I knows my gal.
*"Survivor" Starts playing*
Ruto: ARG! I need concentration! *Ruto is in Hyrule Field*
Konitsu: *Singing along and playing* I'm a survivor, arg. I'm gonna make it, arg.
*Konitsu is already in Dodongo's Cavern, and is approaching the boss*
Magic24: *Singing* I'm a survivor! I'm gonna make it! I will survive! Keep on survivin'!
*Ruto is not far behind*
Konitsu: ARG! I SURVIVED THE DRAGON SCUM! HAHAHA! *recieves red ruby*
Malon: Wishing you the best, pray that you are blessed, with success, no stress and lots of happiness! *Singing*
*Konitsu is continuing to Zora's Domain, while Ruto is rather lost*
*Ruto sees herself*
Ruto: That's meeee!!!!
Marin: *Singing* I'M BETTER THAN THAT! I'm not gonna blast you, on the radio! I'M BETTER THAN THAT!
Konitsu: Arg, no dip, you sherlocky scum! *Is becoming 17*
Ruto: So Mrs. Pirate Smarty Pants! I'm 17 too!
*Konitsu is fairly zooming to the Forest Temple, while Ruto goes to see herself as a kinder, genteler Zora*
Konitsu: Arg, You'll get nowhere examining your face, my gal!
Nabooru: GOD! WITH THAT MUSIC AND SINGING I'M GONNA GO INSANE!!!
Saria: *Humming* I'm a survivor!
Magic24: Let's choose another song!
Malon: I pick now!
Konitsu: I need pauses, ARG! *Is through with the Forest and onto the Fire*
Ruto: I look soo mature, my Linky-boy is bound to marry me!
Konitsu: Aye, just keep gauking my lass, and I'll win yet!
Malon: YES! I FOUND IT! *Holds up Willa Ford CD*
Marin: Uh oh, I haven't heard of her...
Konitsu: Arg!
Ruto: I mean I am -so- hot!!!
*Ruto decided to move on, and is in the Forest Temple, finally!*
*Konitsu is through with the Fire and onto the Water!*
Magic24: Hey Kon-chan, isn't this a really hard temple?
*Malon tries to put in CD, but Nabooru walks over*
Konitsu: Only because of your scurvy tricks! No one will confuse Captain Blook Wake this time, me lass!
Magic24: Hehehehe...
Nabooru: ENOUGH! I'M GONNA DIE OF MUSIC!
*Nabooru kills the Kareoke Machine, and Magic24 is veeerrrryyy mad at her!*
Konitsu: ARG! SHE CRACKED! *Pauses both games* Well, me matey, you leave, but alas, you are a scurvy looser...
Nabooru: GOOD BYE!
Magic24: I HATE YOU STUPID-*Mumbles last part to herself*
*Nabooru storms out of the room, Kareoke machine rebuilds itself, and the game continues*
Konitsu: *On Morphia* ARG! I'll beat ye yet, ye slimy fish!
Malon: YEAH! Ok, how about the new Willa song?
Ruto: It's hot in this temple! I'll dehydrate!
*Ruto struggles through fire, then tries to get into water*
Magic24: I'll start! *Starts singing*
Kontisu: *On Shadow Temple* Argh, now shadows me likes! Killers, friends, with the shadows we are! Aye.
Magic24: *Singing* Do you understand what I need, from you? Let me be the girl to show you everything you can be is everything I can be-
Malon: *Singing* I wanna be bad, you make that look so good...
Marin: Got things on my mind, I never thought I would!
*Konitsu is stuggling on Spirit, but Ruto can't even get into Shadow*
Ruto: AHHHHH!
Konitsu: ARG! Captain Blood Wake will beat ye yet!
Magic24: HOLD UP! Malon, you totally cut me off!
Malon: SO? Your singing is bad!
Saria: Ohhhhhhhh
Marin: Um, you guys, calm down!
Magic24: WHAT? HOW DARE YOU! YOUR OUT RIGHT NOW!
Konitsu: *Pauses again* Argh, let them fight. FIFTY GOLD AND GEMS ON THE WINNER! Go Magic my matey!
Malon: WHAT? No, you can't do that! THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Magic24: *Slaps Malon* LIFE ISN'T FAIR, JUST ASK ZELDA!
Konitsu: Argh, she's right, me lass. Just kick her arse' she'll go insane with me, matey...
Malon: SHE'S- Oh wait, FINE, I'M OUTTA HERE!
Magic24: *Waves* BYE BYE BYE!
Saria: What is wrong with you guys?
Konitsu: Argh, I'm almost sorry to see ye go lass. But ye crossed to many times, aye ye did.
Magic24: She was just ASKING to get kicked out!
Saria: I thought you liked....never mind.
Marin: Shhhh, don't mention that!
Konitsu: Aye, best not to mention that me lass.
Magic24: BACK TO THE SING OFF!
Ruto: I'm done with the Shadow Temple! WOHOO!
Konitsu: BACK TO THE PLAY-OFF!
*Konitsu beats the Spirit Temple, and is headed for Ganon's when Ruto gets to the Spirit*
Magic24: Marin, you can choose the song, Saria, would you like to join in?
Konitsu: *At Ganondorf* ARGH! YOU SCURVY, YELLOW BELLIED, GREEN GUTTED, PIG BELLIED, POP NOSED, BUBBLED HEADED BAFOON! DIE ARGH DIE!
Marin: *Walks over and picks up 'Moulin Rouge Soundtrack'* I want "Lady Marmalade"
Ruto: *She's up to Ganondorf* AHHH HOW UGLY!
Konitsu: *Done with game* ARGH I WIN!
Ruto: DANG IT ALL TO THAT HOT PLACE!
Magic24: *Singing* Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista!
Konitsu: Argh, ye do not want to know the lyrics me lass, for they are pop nosed in themselves! *Whispering off camera* Besides, those four are seriously messed up!
Marin: Gitchy gitchy ya ya dada! *Singing*
Magic24: I KNOW! But I didn't pick it....Go Konitsu!
Konitsu: *Gives up* Gitchy gitchy ya ya yeeee! ARGH!
Saria: Hey sista, soul sistas, better get that dough sistas! *Singing too!*
Magic24: *Singing* HEY HEY! HEYYYYAYAYAYAYAYA!
Konitsu: Lady Marmalade down in ol' New Orleans, strutting her stuff on the street! She said, hello, hey Joe, wanna give it a goooo?
Saria: OH OH OHHHHH!!!
Ruto: LADY MARMALADE! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!
Marin: All my sistas yeah!
Magic24: *Turns off music* Ok, done with that for now, my throught hurts!
All: AWWWW!
Saria: I'm gonna play the computer then...
Konitsu: Ok, I'm done with my pirate lingo, my jaw hurts and I'm out of insults!
Ruto: I need water...
Magic24: *Waves hand and Mountain Dew machine appears* WOHOO! Am I good or what?
Marin: YAY!
Konitsu: *Attacks Mountain Dew machine, then pushes Saria off the computer* Fanfiction.net, here I come! Oh, what digi-fics are there today, my pretty's?
Saria: HEY! I WAS ON THAT YOU OBSESSED FREAK!
Konitsu: So, ohhh, a Jyoumi/Kouyako....
*Meanwhile, there is a fight near the Mountain Dew machine...*
Magic24: NO! GET THE HECK AWAY! YOU MAY -NOT- HAVE MY MOUNTAIN DEW!
Ruto: BUT KONITSU DRANK IT ALL!
Konitsu: *Crying over computer* This is -so- sad...WAAAAAHHHH!!!
Saria: Get off! I was playing with my virtual pet!
Marin: YOU CAN'T HAVE MINE EITHER!
Konitsu: SCREW YOU! Oh Jyou, she loves you! MATT DOESN'T LOVE HER!
Ruto: *Grabs Marin's drink and drinks it* SO THERE!
Saria: I DON'T CARE! WHY DON'T YOU GO SIT AND SOB AWHILE?
Magic24: HEY! That's not fair you stupid fish-stick!
Marin: *Crying* She took mine!
Konitsu: I CAN'T! OH MY GOD! YOLIE! NO!! KEN DOESN'T LOVE YOU!!! AHHHHH!
Magic24: Saria, Konitsu, SHUT UP! I'm gonna kick somebody out!
Konitsu: But, but....it's like -so- mellow dramatic...did you know Ken was gay?
Magic24: Did you know I don't care?
Marin: OOOOHHHHH!
Ruto: SHUT UP!
Konitsu: 'Cause I didn't, Matt is too evidently, but their not together. Matt's with Tai, who's cheating on Sora.
Magic24: Ummm, KAY! Anyway, I've decided to kick out Ruto!
Ruto: WHAT! Not again!
Konitsu: Ya, sure.. *Eyes plastered to screen* And Davis is with Ken, and TK thinks Kari is with Davis, so he wants to commit suicide...
Saria: SO WHAT? *Pushes Konitsu off computer* HA! YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT!
Ruto: 0.0! But I'm gonna die, nobody likes me!
Konitsu: *Ties up Saria and returns to fic* And Koushira has a deadly virus and Miyako is in mourning already!
Marin: You are the weakest link, GOOD BYE!
Saria: *Unties herself and marches out of room, therefor making herself become one of the potentials instead of Ruto* ARGH!
Konitsu: OH MY GODDESS! JYOU IS DEAD! NOOOO!!!
Ruto: Thank you Saria!
Saria: WHAT? I just wanted.....wait.....KONITSU I HATE YOU!
Magic24: Shall we return outside? *Grabs Konitsu and drags her outside*
Konitsu: I don't care *sobbing* MY JYOU-SEMPAI!! NOOO!!! *Looks at Saria* THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
*Everyone is outside*
Magic24: We will need so much therapy after this....hi Link!
Malon: I HATE THIS! I hope I don't get booted off!
Konitsu: *Sniff* Hi Link! *Sniff* Your not gonna die on me right? *Throw herself on Link and bawls*
Link: What the heck did you guys do?
Magic24: NOTHING! IT WAS ALL THEM I TELL YA!
Nabooru: WHAT? Yeah right! YOU GUYS ARE INSANE!
Konitsu: *Sniff* Poor little Jyou-Sempai, he was so young! *Sniff* Link's alive, Link's alive...
Link: I'm alive.
Konitsu: Your gonna stay alive, RIGHT?
Magic24: Alright, we are all alive for -now-! Now to vote!
Link: Yeh, sure.
Malon: Don't vote for me! You shoulda heard her singing, you woulda....
Magic24: I WILL KILL YOU!
Konitsu: Thank you, stay alive forever! Vote for Saria, AND BRING BACK MY JYOU-SAMPAI! *Curls up and bawls*
Magic24: Just to avoid any confusion, the three peoples who went crazy so you can vote on em' are: Nabooru, Malon, and Saria!
Ruto: HA! You thought you could vote for me!
Nerio: SHUT UP FISH-STICK!
Magic24: See ya'll next time on....
All: FORCING LOVE!!!
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*And that's all, there isn't any more of this chapter left, which is good 'cause it took me a heck of a long time to write the thing! Excuse my typing, I am extremly tired and don't know what I'm doing! So now I'm gonna ask annoying questions... Why do Konitsu and Magic have special powers? Why are we so attached to Link? Why the heck did Nabooru go crazy? Is Konitsu obsessed with digi-people? Why does she keep talking in Japanese? I quite frankly don't know. You might find out next time! Review, review, review! PLEASE! I need to know how to write another chapter! Also, if you guys have any ideas on events, then feel free to tell me! I'm out of em! Konitsu came up with Potatoe Wrestling, so thank her! BYE! ~Magic24
Disclaimer: We don't own Zelda, so stop asking. PLEASE? We aren't rich!
~~~~~Forcing Love~~~~~
Konitsu: We don't own Zelda, I OWN LINK! AND ISHIDA! AND YAMATO! AND CHIBA MAMORU!!!
Magic24: AND I OWN ROSE, SO HAHA!
Konitsu: I OWN NISSHOUKU!!! So :p :p DOUBLE RAZZ!!!
Magic24: AND I OWN A PAIR OF SOCKS! Ummm...hehe....
Konitsu: *Storms off and comes out pulling digi-stud Matt after her, needless to say, securtiy comes* WHERE CAN I GET A GOOD MAN AROUND HERE?
Magic24: Don't know Konitsu, I wish I had one though.....HEY ARE WE ON???
Konitsu: Umm, FORCING LOVE! The only show where someone -can't- get a man!
Magic24: Not even US! And we're the freaking hostesses!
Konitsu: *Pulls out long piece of paper* I need to kidnap: Mamo-chan, Yama-chan, Link-chan, Brendon Fraiser..
Magic24: And all those hot guys on Temptation Island!
Konitsu: Err, I didn't see that show Magic, I'm in Germania, REMEMBER?
Nerio: You forgot to add somebody to your list... Ni-
Magic24: Ohh yeah...
Konitsu: *Stuffs Nerio in 'The Sock'* Nothing!
Magic24: *Looks confused* Aannyywwaayy, we have some bad news *cough* somebody is leaving our show!!!
Konitsu: *Dead pan* Oh yes, so tragic, I think I'm gonna cry...
Magic24: *Tosses away fake tear* It was close between Zelda and Ruto...
Nerio: *Sarcasm* Ever so sad...
Konitsu: But you, the viewers voted, and-
Marin: I'M LOVED!
Nerio: You'll be well advised to shut up...
Magic24: It's your call so..YAY! Let's get everyone out here!
Konitsu: Oh ya, one second Magic, it has come to my attention that some people don't know who Marin is!
Magic24: *GASP!* Well, I kinda knew that too but...
Nerio: *Sadly* I know I know...
Marin: HOW COULD THEY?
Magic24: It's OK! I didn't know who you were for a long time too!
Konitsu: Marin, is, loosly, Link's dream girl. She lived on the island on Koholint with the Wind Fish and a Giant Egg in the Gameboy version of Zelda. She's almost and exact replica of Malon. My theory is, Link loved Malon so much that she was portrayed in his dream as Marin.
*Meanwhile, everyone walks on stage, Link lages behind*
Magic24: Awww, Link! That is soooo sweet!
Link: What? Whats sweet?
Magic24: *Giggles* Nothing, nothing at all...
Konitsu: Just my little love theory...
Link: 0.o? What?
Nerio: Eerrr, nothing.
Magic24: *Laughs* NOTHING! Okay Okay, so who's getting booted off is...*DRUMROLL!!!*
All: ZELDA!
Konitsu: And we were -ever- so sad!
Zelda: 0.0! WHAT! I can't get booted off! I'm the freaking Princess of Hyrule!
Magic24: WE KNOW! YOU TOLD US!
Nerio: Rules hon, You don't like it, take it up with the viewers...
Konitsu: YA PRINCESS POO!
Zelda: Well, I didn't want to stay, not with -that- lunatic. *Points at Konitsu*
Magic24: Don't diss, it's not nice!
Konitsu: Who me? Oh crap, I never got to test out my 'experiment'...
Nerio: *Giggles* Hey Zellie, sit down a moment, me and Konitsu want to discuss something with you, you might not get booted off! *Giggles evily*
Magic24: It's OK! BYE ZELDA! Your getting thrown into another demension.. Uhh, you guys?
Link: Uh oh...
Konitsu: NO NO! She -has- to sit down so we and 'discuss' something with her! *Wink wink*
Magic24: Don't be too harsh, I have to show off my super-dooper-special-powers!!!
Nerio: *Whispering* She -might- live after this... *Normal tone* Come on Princess, sit down.
Zelda: I don't wanna, but I don't have a choice do I?
Nerio: Not really...
Magic24: *Whispering to Link* Cross your fingers!
Link: Why?
Magic24: She's gonna die! Have you -seen- how much Konitsu hates her?
*Zelda walks over and sits down*
Konitsu: Tay! -This- is what I wanted to show you! *Points finger under Zelda's chair, lightning sparks and the whole sha-bang blows up. Zelda is now roasted, toasted, and julian fried!* YAY! IT WORKED!
Magic24: *Can't blink* AHH! THAT WAS SOO CLOSE!!
Link: You can get off me now...
Konitsu: Erm, sorry Magic-chan, I got a little carried away. *More lightning sparks and Konitsu doesn't look soory*
Magic24: Umm, sorry Link. But now -I- can show off my magical powers!
*Magic24 lifts up her arm and a black hole appears. Zelda, or what used to be of Zelda is now sucked up into nothingness. Magic claps at her success*
Magic24: DID YA SEE THAT? RIGHT ON!
Konitsu: YAHOO! *Does a little happy dance.*
*Everybody looks dead white, and the are thinking about who's next to go...*
Link: Oh my goddesses, you killed her!
Nerio: *Tries to contain herself and giggles evily*
Malon: That was wrong on so many levels, I hope I don't even get nominated...
Konitsu: OH! My goddess is an anime/mange, I've never seen it though... FARORE'S WIND THAT WAS COOL!!!
Nerio: Don't worry Malon, she -likes- you!
Magic24: Don't mess up!
Malon: Okay you guys...
Ruto: *Blinks in disbelief* I WAS THAT CLOSE TO BEING FRIED FISH?
Magic24: Yuperrie! But your still here, and that could only work once...
Konitsu: Yup, and hopefully I'll have my bit of fun with you later! *Lightning sparks*
Ruto: AHHH!
Nerio: Don't worry, she never kills people the same way twice.
Magic24: Shall we introduce the next event?
Konitsu: Then the police will recognize your 'style'... *Whispers* Mountain Dew thing?
Magic24: YEAH! That sounds good!
Konitsu: YAY! THE MOUNTAIN DEW THING! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!
Malon: What the heck is Mountain Dew?
Nerio: A highly addictive soft-drink with a lot of caffeine. Konitsu calls it "Hyper Juice"...
Magic24: *Does super-happy dance* YAY! Mountain Dew is the single most bestest thing in the world!
Konitsu: YUPPERS!
Nabooru: How do we play?
Nerio: Basically, you have to stay in a room with -them- *Points at Konitsu and Magic, who are dancing around like lunatics* for an hour. Firts three to crack or get kicked out by -them- lose. I get to stay out here with Link.
Magic24: Uhh, Nerio, don't try anything drastic. The contestants get to be hyped up with us! YAY!
Nerio: *Blinks* And why would I do that? It's not that Link is the only human who has enough magic to turn me back other than you and Konitsu....
Ruto: Is -she- bringing any weapons?
Konitsu: Oh, I always have my weapons hun.
Magic24: I SAID NO! Konitsu, maybe you should keep your weapons outside, ya know, for safety purposes...
Link: Good idea, and I'm not turning you back Nerio...
Konitsu: But, I'm nothing without my weapons... DARN TOOTIN! I put you in faerie form, and there you stay! Teach you to kill someone...
Nerio: Oh come on! I WAS DRUNK! Just let me off the hook!
Magic24: I...am....going....to....get.....the......Mountain.....Dews.....*Runs faaaar away*
Konitsu: No, absolutly no excuse for your actions Nerio.
Malon: Are we doing this individually?
Nerio: No, your all in the room together...No weapons Konitsu
Konitsu: Can it, or I'll tell the police you nit-wit!
Magic24: *Back with Mountain Dews* Ok, one for me.....two for me.....one for you....three for me.....
Nerio: FOR THE LAST TIME I WAS DRUNK! It's not -my- fault.
Konitsu: *Realizes Magic is counting funny* Hehe, don't mind the uneveness.
Nerio: *Still ranting* He shot -my- friend first! So what if I killed a cop? ARE THEY ANY BETTER?
Magic24: Five for me.....three for you...... OK, DRINK UP!
Magic24: *Guzzling down Mountain Dew like there's no tomarrow, but stops* Nerio, nobody cares who you killed, so can it.
Konitsu: *Drinks her Mountain Dew, then from nowhere get a 12-pack and is drinking that*
Link: You killed a cop? 0.o???
Nerio: SO? You wanna make something of it?
Magic24: Back to my Mountain Dew... *Grabs one from Konitsu and drinks that too*
Malon: SHUT UP! *Drinks all four Mountain Dews she has*
Konitsu: *Swips Ruto's Mountain Dew*
Ruto: HEY! Now I don't have any! I'll never survive!
Ruto: *Swips Nabooru's Mountain Dew and drinks it* HAHAHAHAHA!
Konitsu: HEY! *Bonks Ruto on the head, gives Nabooru 12 Mountain Dews, and the rest six*
Magic24: OKAAAAAY! I'M ALL HYPED UP!
Malon: METOMETOMETOMETO*Breath*METOMETOMETO!
Saria: WAAAY TOO MUCH CAFFEINE!
Nerio: Be afraid, be -very- afraid.
Link: Belive me, I am!
Magic24: I'M NOT! I'M ONLY SCARED OF LIGHTNING AND BUGS AND THOSE COFFEE THINGIES THAT WISTLE AT YOU AND SHOOT STEAM...
Konitsu: TO THE CHAMBER YOU SCURVY MATES!
Malon: SCURVY!
Magic24: OKAY! Everyone is done! Into the room with ya'll!
Konitsu: AVAST! LAND HO OF THE STAR BOARD SIDE! BUCKLE IN THE PORT SAILS!
Magic24: YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF.......MOUNTAIN DEW!
Ruto: DEAR GOD! SAVE ME LINK!
Link: Hellllllllllll no!
Konitsu: ARG! YOU LILY LIVERED WEASLE! YOU COULDN'T STEER A SHIP 'ROUND A TIDE POOL!
Magic24: I'M IN THE ROOM! *Does funky dance* I'M FIRST, LOOK AT MY DANCE!
Saria: I'M SECOND! *Does semi-funky dace*
Konitsu: COME MATEY'S, THERE'S PLUNDER TO BE HAD! *Runs into room and does funky dance too*
Magic24: *Walks over to a swivel chair, starts spinning* WEEEEEEE!!!
*As you can see, the room has many swivel chairs, an N64, and computer. Everyone sits down, Magic continues spinning like crazy, shouting random stupid things not to be said*
Magic24: WEEEEEE! *Stops* Whoa, I'm soooo dizzy....
Ruto: MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SPINNING!
Magic24: You think that did it?
Konitsu: *Runs over to N64* I'll duel with ye! WE'LL SEE WHO IS QUEEN OF ALL RAPSCALLIONS!!!
Magic24: *Waves her hand* I WANT A KAREOKE MACHINE!!!
*Kareoke machine appears*
Konitsu: SHUT YER TRAP YOU OVER GROWN BARNACUL! YOUR NO BETTER THAN THE SEAWEED ON MY FAIR SHIP'S HAUL!
Malon: YOU HAVE A SHIP? THAT'S SOOOO COOL! WAIT, KAREOKE!
Magic24: MINE! I wanted it first, so you'd better back down FARM GIRL!
Konitsu: Aye, the fairest ship to sail all the seven seas! Her name's Chisino, blook of hundreds that means. Aye, perfect name fer' us vermint folks!
Saria: *Whistling* I LIKE CHEESE! DO YOU LIKE CHEESE NABOORU?
Nabooru: Please shut up...
Magic24: WHY DON'T WE HAVE A SINGING CONTEST?
Malon: YEAH! I'm sooo gonna beat you!
Marin: I want to help too! I'm the best vocalist on Koholint!
Konitsu: Arg, ye lowley mice shall never beat captain blood wake!
Ruto: JUST SHUT UP! KONITSU, I CHALLANGE YOU TO A DUEL, AT THE NINTENDO!
Marin: 0.o, Koholint once got invaded by a Captain Blood Wake...
Konitsu: ARGH! I ACCEPT! Your loweleyer than an over gluttonious hare!
Magic24: *Starts Kareoke machine* Lets see, I choose you! *Picks up Destiny's Child CD*
Malon: I ACCEPT!
Ruto: Your soooo gonna go down pirate scum!
*Konitsu and Ruto run over the two N64's and TV's. They are playing to see who can beat Zelda:Ocarina of Time first...*
Konitsu: ARG! Jump me hearty, jump!
Magic24: He can't jump on his own, he needs to be bribed!
Konitsu: *Is already done with Deku Tree* ARG! I knows, I knows my gal.
*"Survivor" Starts playing*
Ruto: ARG! I need concentration! *Ruto is in Hyrule Field*
Konitsu: *Singing along and playing* I'm a survivor, arg. I'm gonna make it, arg.
*Konitsu is already in Dodongo's Cavern, and is approaching the boss*
Magic24: *Singing* I'm a survivor! I'm gonna make it! I will survive! Keep on survivin'!
*Ruto is not far behind*
Konitsu: ARG! I SURVIVED THE DRAGON SCUM! HAHAHA! *recieves red ruby*
Malon: Wishing you the best, pray that you are blessed, with success, no stress and lots of happiness! *Singing*
*Konitsu is continuing to Zora's Domain, while Ruto is rather lost*
*Ruto sees herself*
Ruto: That's meeee!!!!
Marin: *Singing* I'M BETTER THAN THAT! I'm not gonna blast you, on the radio! I'M BETTER THAN THAT!
Konitsu: Arg, no dip, you sherlocky scum! *Is becoming 17*
Ruto: So Mrs. Pirate Smarty Pants! I'm 17 too!
*Konitsu is fairly zooming to the Forest Temple, while Ruto goes to see herself as a kinder, genteler Zora*
Konitsu: Arg, You'll get nowhere examining your face, my gal!
Nabooru: GOD! WITH THAT MUSIC AND SINGING I'M GONNA GO INSANE!!!
Saria: *Humming* I'm a survivor!
Magic24: Let's choose another song!
Malon: I pick now!
Konitsu: I need pauses, ARG! *Is through with the Forest and onto the Fire*
Ruto: I look soo mature, my Linky-boy is bound to marry me!
Konitsu: Aye, just keep gauking my lass, and I'll win yet!
Malon: YES! I FOUND IT! *Holds up Willa Ford CD*
Marin: Uh oh, I haven't heard of her...
Konitsu: Arg!
Ruto: I mean I am -so- hot!!!
*Ruto decided to move on, and is in the Forest Temple, finally!*
*Konitsu is through with the Fire and onto the Water!*
Magic24: Hey Kon-chan, isn't this a really hard temple?
*Malon tries to put in CD, but Nabooru walks over*
Konitsu: Only because of your scurvy tricks! No one will confuse Captain Blook Wake this time, me lass!
Magic24: Hehehehe...
Nabooru: ENOUGH! I'M GONNA DIE OF MUSIC!
*Nabooru kills the Kareoke Machine, and Magic24 is veeerrrryyy mad at her!*
Konitsu: ARG! SHE CRACKED! *Pauses both games* Well, me matey, you leave, but alas, you are a scurvy looser...
Nabooru: GOOD BYE!
Magic24: I HATE YOU STUPID-*Mumbles last part to herself*
*Nabooru storms out of the room, Kareoke machine rebuilds itself, and the game continues*
Konitsu: *On Morphia* ARG! I'll beat ye yet, ye slimy fish!
Malon: YEAH! Ok, how about the new Willa song?
Ruto: It's hot in this temple! I'll dehydrate!
*Ruto struggles through fire, then tries to get into water*
Magic24: I'll start! *Starts singing*
Kontisu: *On Shadow Temple* Argh, now shadows me likes! Killers, friends, with the shadows we are! Aye.
Magic24: *Singing* Do you understand what I need, from you? Let me be the girl to show you everything you can be is everything I can be-
Malon: *Singing* I wanna be bad, you make that look so good...
Marin: Got things on my mind, I never thought I would!
*Konitsu is stuggling on Spirit, but Ruto can't even get into Shadow*
Ruto: AHHHHH!
Konitsu: ARG! Captain Blood Wake will beat ye yet!
Magic24: HOLD UP! Malon, you totally cut me off!
Malon: SO? Your singing is bad!
Saria: Ohhhhhhhh
Marin: Um, you guys, calm down!
Magic24: WHAT? HOW DARE YOU! YOUR OUT RIGHT NOW!
Konitsu: *Pauses again* Argh, let them fight. FIFTY GOLD AND GEMS ON THE WINNER! Go Magic my matey!
Malon: WHAT? No, you can't do that! THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Magic24: *Slaps Malon* LIFE ISN'T FAIR, JUST ASK ZELDA!
Konitsu: Argh, she's right, me lass. Just kick her arse' she'll go insane with me, matey...
Malon: SHE'S- Oh wait, FINE, I'M OUTTA HERE!
Magic24: *Waves* BYE BYE BYE!
Saria: What is wrong with you guys?
Konitsu: Argh, I'm almost sorry to see ye go lass. But ye crossed to many times, aye ye did.
Magic24: She was just ASKING to get kicked out!
Saria: I thought you liked....never mind.
Marin: Shhhh, don't mention that!
Konitsu: Aye, best not to mention that me lass.
Magic24: BACK TO THE SING OFF!
Ruto: I'm done with the Shadow Temple! WOHOO!
Konitsu: BACK TO THE PLAY-OFF!
*Konitsu beats the Spirit Temple, and is headed for Ganon's when Ruto gets to the Spirit*
Magic24: Marin, you can choose the song, Saria, would you like to join in?
Konitsu: *At Ganondorf* ARGH! YOU SCURVY, YELLOW BELLIED, GREEN GUTTED, PIG BELLIED, POP NOSED, BUBBLED HEADED BAFOON! DIE ARGH DIE!
Marin: *Walks over and picks up 'Moulin Rouge Soundtrack'* I want "Lady Marmalade"
Ruto: *She's up to Ganondorf* AHHH HOW UGLY!
Konitsu: *Done with game* ARGH I WIN!
Ruto: DANG IT ALL TO THAT HOT PLACE!
Magic24: *Singing* Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista!
Konitsu: Argh, ye do not want to know the lyrics me lass, for they are pop nosed in themselves! *Whispering off camera* Besides, those four are seriously messed up!
Marin: Gitchy gitchy ya ya dada! *Singing*
Magic24: I KNOW! But I didn't pick it....Go Konitsu!
Konitsu: *Gives up* Gitchy gitchy ya ya yeeee! ARGH!
Saria: Hey sista, soul sistas, better get that dough sistas! *Singing too!*
Magic24: *Singing* HEY HEY! HEYYYYAYAYAYAYAYA!
Konitsu: Lady Marmalade down in ol' New Orleans, strutting her stuff on the street! She said, hello, hey Joe, wanna give it a goooo?
Saria: OH OH OHHHHH!!!
Ruto: LADY MARMALADE! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!
Marin: All my sistas yeah!
Magic24: *Turns off music* Ok, done with that for now, my throught hurts!
All: AWWWW!
Saria: I'm gonna play the computer then...
Konitsu: Ok, I'm done with my pirate lingo, my jaw hurts and I'm out of insults!
Ruto: I need water...
Magic24: *Waves hand and Mountain Dew machine appears* WOHOO! Am I good or what?
Marin: YAY!
Konitsu: *Attacks Mountain Dew machine, then pushes Saria off the computer* Fanfiction.net, here I come! Oh, what digi-fics are there today, my pretty's?
Saria: HEY! I WAS ON THAT YOU OBSESSED FREAK!
Konitsu: So, ohhh, a Jyoumi/Kouyako....
*Meanwhile, there is a fight near the Mountain Dew machine...*
Magic24: NO! GET THE HECK AWAY! YOU MAY -NOT- HAVE MY MOUNTAIN DEW!
Ruto: BUT KONITSU DRANK IT ALL!
Konitsu: *Crying over computer* This is -so- sad...WAAAAAHHHH!!!
Saria: Get off! I was playing with my virtual pet!
Marin: YOU CAN'T HAVE MINE EITHER!
Konitsu: SCREW YOU! Oh Jyou, she loves you! MATT DOESN'T LOVE HER!
Ruto: *Grabs Marin's drink and drinks it* SO THERE!
Saria: I DON'T CARE! WHY DON'T YOU GO SIT AND SOB AWHILE?
Magic24: HEY! That's not fair you stupid fish-stick!
Marin: *Crying* She took mine!
Konitsu: I CAN'T! OH MY GOD! YOLIE! NO!! KEN DOESN'T LOVE YOU!!! AHHHHH!
Magic24: Saria, Konitsu, SHUT UP! I'm gonna kick somebody out!
Konitsu: But, but....it's like -so- mellow dramatic...did you know Ken was gay?
Magic24: Did you know I don't care?
Marin: OOOOHHHHH!
Ruto: SHUT UP!
Konitsu: 'Cause I didn't, Matt is too evidently, but their not together. Matt's with Tai, who's cheating on Sora.
Magic24: Ummm, KAY! Anyway, I've decided to kick out Ruto!
Ruto: WHAT! Not again!
Konitsu: Ya, sure.. *Eyes plastered to screen* And Davis is with Ken, and TK thinks Kari is with Davis, so he wants to commit suicide...
Saria: SO WHAT? *Pushes Konitsu off computer* HA! YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT!
Ruto: 0.0! But I'm gonna die, nobody likes me!
Konitsu: *Ties up Saria and returns to fic* And Koushira has a deadly virus and Miyako is in mourning already!
Marin: You are the weakest link, GOOD BYE!
Saria: *Unties herself and marches out of room, therefor making herself become one of the potentials instead of Ruto* ARGH!
Konitsu: OH MY GODDESS! JYOU IS DEAD! NOOOO!!!
Ruto: Thank you Saria!
Saria: WHAT? I just wanted.....wait.....KONITSU I HATE YOU!
Magic24: Shall we return outside? *Grabs Konitsu and drags her outside*
Konitsu: I don't care *sobbing* MY JYOU-SEMPAI!! NOOO!!! *Looks at Saria* THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
*Everyone is outside*
Magic24: We will need so much therapy after this....hi Link!
Malon: I HATE THIS! I hope I don't get booted off!
Konitsu: *Sniff* Hi Link! *Sniff* Your not gonna die on me right? *Throw herself on Link and bawls*
Link: What the heck did you guys do?
Magic24: NOTHING! IT WAS ALL THEM I TELL YA!
Nabooru: WHAT? Yeah right! YOU GUYS ARE INSANE!
Konitsu: *Sniff* Poor little Jyou-Sempai, he was so young! *Sniff* Link's alive, Link's alive...
Link: I'm alive.
Konitsu: Your gonna stay alive, RIGHT?
Magic24: Alright, we are all alive for -now-! Now to vote!
Link: Yeh, sure.
Malon: Don't vote for me! You shoulda heard her singing, you woulda....
Magic24: I WILL KILL YOU!
Konitsu: Thank you, stay alive forever! Vote for Saria, AND BRING BACK MY JYOU-SAMPAI! *Curls up and bawls*
Magic24: Just to avoid any confusion, the three peoples who went crazy so you can vote on em' are: Nabooru, Malon, and Saria!
Ruto: HA! You thought you could vote for me!
Nerio: SHUT UP FISH-STICK!
Magic24: See ya'll next time on....
All: FORCING LOVE!!!
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*And that's all, there isn't any more of this chapter left, which is good 'cause it took me a heck of a long time to write the thing! Excuse my typing, I am extremly tired and don't know what I'm doing! So now I'm gonna ask annoying questions... Why do Konitsu and Magic have special powers? Why are we so attached to Link? Why the heck did Nabooru go crazy? Is Konitsu obsessed with digi-people? Why does she keep talking in Japanese? I quite frankly don't know. You might find out next time! Review, review, review! PLEASE! I need to know how to write another chapter! Also, if you guys have any ideas on events, then feel free to tell me! I'm out of em! Konitsu came up with Potatoe Wrestling, so thank her! BYE! ~Magic24