The day after Jack's frantic search for Kloppman started off crisp and clear. Tiger and Cards were running down the streets to the Distribution Office, both extremely late because of last night's adventures (this time with their boyfriends). After figuring that the paper wouldn't print the story they were both fairly calm about the whole thing. (And couldn't remember half of it) They reached the gates and rushed in. Unfortunately, Tiger, being the klutz that she is, tripped over herself and landed in front of Blink, who looked rather angry. Cards saw Tiger fall and stopped to help her up, "What's got ya Blink?" She asked.

Blink said nothing and held up the newspaper. The headline boldy read , "The Secert Lives of Newsgirls."

Both girls grimaced. "Erm I can explain." Cards muttered praying to a god that she didn't believe in that Spot wouldn't find her for a while

"Uh... erm..." Tiger muttered and backed away from her boyfriend. " 'Blink's dat way too, but hes so good in bed. Not tah say dat Spot's not or anyting' " Blink read from the newspaper, "When did ya sleep wid Spot?!"

Cards giggled watching Tiger bluster

"Well... uh... member dat time dat we broke up? Uh... erm..." Tiger looked at Cards for help.

"She stormed in drunk off her ass and her and Spot went at it." Cards suppiled

"Cards!" Tiger yelled and smacked the back of her friend's head.

"Well its better then saying something else." Cards muttered.

"Well, I don' tink dat right now is an appropriate tiome to disscuss my sex life," Tiger said angrily.

"I tink it is!" Blink yelled. "I mean ya told it to a complete strangah!"

"I was drunk," Tiger muttered.

"CARDS!" Someone yelled.

"Great, it's Spot," Tiger said.

Cards winced and rubbed the back of her neck. "Wha?" She asked expecting the Brooklyn leader to attempt to kill her.

"What is dis?" Spot screamed, and held up the newspaper. Tiger was very relieved that the attention had been taken off of her.

"I was drunk!" She yelled "Da guy kept on giving us drinks!"

Tiger nodded so much it looked like she was a bobble-head doll.

"Ya should be glad we wasn't raped or killed!" Cards said opening her eyes wids.

"Ya shouldn't a gone out wid out me!" Spot yelled getting right up into Card's face.

"Ya! Tigah I tought ya were smarter den dat!" Blink yelled

Tiger made a squeaking sound and hid behind Cards, which was easy to do since Tiger was so short. "Whatta we do?" Tiger whispered to Cards.

"Beg plead, offer sex as an apology?" Cards whispered though it looked like more was needed in this case. "Get on our sorry knees and beg and plead."

"Good plan!" Tiger said and fell to her knees and front of Blink. "I'se so sowwy Blink, I'll make it up to ya..."

Swallowing her pride Cards did much the same thing, begging Spot to forgive her. "I'll compensate ya." She whispered.

Blink and Spot both sighed. "I still can't believe ya did dis! " Blink said, "It gives all a us a bad repyatation!"

Cards raised her eye brow. "I have one a dem already, If I remember it was one a da tings ya liked about me Spot."

Blink smacked his forehead because that was obviously not what he ment. "I'se gonna deal wid dis latah. I'se got papes tah sell," He said and stalked off towards his selling spot.

Spot glared at Cards debating whether to forgive her or not. "Cards, I gotta tink dis ovah." He left glaring at her, then he turned and tossed her a crumpled up paper.

"Shit." Cards muttered

The moral of the story is Don't let your boyfriends find out that you let strange newspaper men buy you drinks.

Author's Notes: (Tiger) erm... we have absolutely no idea where we're going with this and its written over IM which is why it sounds so weird and Tiger is always really hyper and actually trips like that in real life and I'm rambling so I'll stop now...

Author's Notes (Cards): This isn't funny…Why isn't it funny?

Shout Outs:

: Falco-

::catches a waffle:: yum... thank you, we try ::bows::

RUN AWAY FALCO RUN!!

Polecat-

That moral's important? really? Wow! Go us! heh heh

I came up with it! **Smirks**

Raeghann-

You fell out of your chair? Are you hurt? He wasnt amused? Thats too bad... my best guy friend fell asleep during the movie too...

My best friend (Guy) Is the one who loaned me Newsies…I fall out of my chair all the time! NIFTY!

Gyspy-

If you think it was fun, imagine how fun it was for us to write!

They are fun aren't they?