A/N: Hey! Magic24/LostFairy24 here! HOLY CRAP I'M WRITING THE SECOND TO LAST CHAPTER AND IT TOOK ME 6 MONTHS! I regret to inform you that konitsu will not be joining me in hosting the show today, because she hasn't been on AOL for a while. But don't worry I will still try to be funny!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda. I wish I owned Link... I also don't own Wegmans, Barbie products, two chicken suits, two doctors outfits, a cut-out of konitsu, SPAM, or SPAM pamphlets! I own the game played in this chapter though because I thought of it all in my wittle brain with the help of konitsu!
~Forcing Love~
*Magic24 prances out happily with a blood red peasant top on and black skater pants. She is carrying a cut out of konitsu under her arm*
Magic24: Look, I clash! *cough* Anyway I finally came back! It took me awhile though because uh... I'm lazy! And look I brought you a lovely konitsu cut-out!
Konitsu cut-out (Magic is talking her): Hi I am konitsu!
Magic24: *Looking very proud* Today is a very important day in our gameshow: Today is the final battle for Link!!! Feel the excitment!
*Link, Malon, Marin and Nabooru file out onto the stage*
Malon: AHHH! WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE THING? *pointing to konitsu's cut-out*
Magic24: Shut up, konitsu can't be here today so I brought a cut-out of her!
Link: Konitsu isn't here today?
Magic24: Very good Linky-boy, you've learned to listen!
Marin: So Magic is the only host today???
Magic24: Yes, and you all will honor me! *cracks whip*
Nabooru: I can take her, then we'd be free! *starts walking towards Magic*
Magic24: *Screams like a girl* STAY BACK!
Link: Look can we just get the show over with?
Malon: No I want to see Nabooru and chicken-butt fight!
Magic24: Oh you'll be sorry you said that! *Wind starts picking up and Magic likes pissed*
Nabooru: Ok fine who's getting voted off?
Marin: Not me I'm in the final round!
*Magic runs and fetches konitsu's cut-out*
Magic talking as konitsu: Can I have a drum-roll please???
Everyone else: NO!
Magic24: Ya know what you all suck! I was gonna add to the suspense but noooooooooooooo!
Link: For the love of god Magic just get it over with!
Magic24: Okay well it was between Malon and Nabooru the Queen of Evil.. And I counted votes and everything so weeeeeeee have a loseeeer!
Marin: Magic you're scaring all of us please just say it...
Magic24: Fine! Nabooru you lose, that means I get to cook your goose real good now!
Nabooru: NOOOOOOOO! HOW COULD I LOSE?
Magic24: HOW COULD YOU NOT?
Link: She was too old for me anyway...
Malon: I'M IN THE FINAL ROUND WOHOO!
Nabooru: I won't let you "cook my goose" as you say it! I'll cook yours first!
Magic24: Oh yeah!? Well I'm gonna cook your goose so good that the goose you wanted to cook won't be cooked first so my goose will go uncooked!
Everyone: What?
*Magic rolls her eyes as she waves her hands and vines come up from the ground and pin Nabooru down. Magic then gets more vines and a giant venus fly trap appears...*
Nabooru: I don't understand, I should be able to break free!
Magic24: I know isn't it ironic that -I- can kick yo booty?
Link: Magic are you going to get Nabooru eaten?
Magic24: Yes... but she'll be ok after 10 years of therapy!
*The fly trap "roars" and then lunges at a now crying Nabooru. Marin covers her eyes and Link covers Malon's eyes and Magic covers the cut-out konitsu's eyes while Nabooru is being eaten. A loud slurp is heard and then the plant retreats into the ground.*
Link: That sight will haunt my dreams for the rest of my life...
Malon: But don't you kill things everyday?
Link: Oh yeah.. then I guess it won't!
Marin: I didn't dare watch!
Magic24: That's too bad because that was the coolest crap I've ever done in my life!
Malon: Now I'm afraid to know what the last contest is...
Link: Didn't it involve spam?
Marin: What is spam?
Magic24: It's ham in a can silly goose!
Malon: Are we going to have spam wrestling???
Magic24: At this moment konitsu would have said, "WRESTLING? WOHOO!" but since she's not here I can just say no, we're not wrestling!
Link: Then what in the name of fuzz are we doing?
*Magic runs (while giggling like an idiot) to retrieve two chicken suits and two doctors outfits. She returns with a giant grin on her face*
Malon: Oh my goddess...
Marin: Please tell me I'm a doctor!!!
Link: *counted 4 people* Two of us are going to be chickens and two of us are going to be doctors!
Magic24: *gives lolli to Link* VERY GOOD!
Malon: I'm a doctor right? And what does this have to do with spam???
Magic24: Stop asking questions I'll explain it in time! Now this is a very high-intensity game only to be played by the most intelligent and toughest souls... But I ended up with you guys so I guess you'll have to do!
Link: Thanks a lot...
*Magic prances over to Malon and Marin and hands them the chicken suits. She directs them to the changing booths in the middle of a field. (She thought it would be funnier to see them walking towards Link and her in chicken suits from far away). She and Link put on the doctors' outfits in their own private changing rooms and came out long before Malon and Marin were done*
Link: Why am I in this? Isn't this supposed to be only for the contestants?
Magic24: You and I play an important and vital role today! WE CAN CHANGE THE FUTURE OF SPAM!
Link: How?
Magic24: You'll see...
*Just then Malon and Marin walk out of their booths in chicken suits. They look big and yellow and it's just too funny to describe right now... Just imagine them in chicken suits and improvise from there. Hey add a chicken dance too!*
Link and Magic24: *Rolling on the ground* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!
Malon and Marin: SHUT UP!
Magic24: Man this is going to be so sweet!
Marin: I feel like a giant cucco on steroids...
Link: *Whiping tears from his eyes* You guys look so ridiculous!
Malon: I wouldn't talk Dr. Link!
Magic24: *Still laughing* Okay guys let's all get into the "Forcing Love: The Gameshow" mobile and roll!
Marin: Wait you're taking us somewhere?
Link: I thought they weren't supposed to leave!
Magic24: Ah, but they're in chicken suits!
Malon: ..... so?
Magic24: The chicken suits are programmed to shock them if they leave the area I'm taking them!
Marin: We're not dogs!
Link: No, you're chickens!
*Link and Magic crack up*
Marin: CAN WE GET THIS OVER WITH?
Magic24: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
*You know those battery powered cars three year olds play in? Well Magic got a life-sized one that fits 4 people. (It's actually a Barbie Jeep...)*
Malon: -This- is your "Forcing Love: The Gameshow" mobile?
Magic24: Yes!
Link: It's a battery-powered toy!
Magic24: SO SUE ME I CAN'T DRIVE YET!
Marin: Don't you think people are gonna think something's up when two doctors and two chickens come riding into town in a life-size Barbie Jeep???
Magic24: ....... NO!
Malon: *sigh*
*Magic is at the wheel with Link beside her. The Jeep putts along until they reach the Magically Created Hyrule Marketplace. Everyone there (And there is quite a few) Looks at them like they're from a mental institution. Magic leads all of them to a huge food store (Like Wegmans) that's indoors and stops where they keep the carts*
Link: I didn't know Hyrule had this!
Magic24: They don't, I used magic!
Malon: Are we even in Hyrule?
Magic24: Yes!
Marin: Really?
Magic24: No...
Link: Alright so what now?
Magic24: As you all know, you guys are in chicken suits and Link and I are in doctors' outfits...
All: DUR!
Magic24: SHUT UP! Anyways here is the objective: The people in chicken suits (Malon and Marin) must sell spam to as many people as possible...
Marin: Wait wait wait... Why are we in chicken suits if we're selling SPAM?
Magic24: DON'T QUESTION MY GENIUS!
Malon: Ok oh brilliant one, I don't think many people will buy spam...
Magic24: Exactly. That means you guys have to lie like say it makes your hair grow or makes you lose weight and crud like that!
Link: That's false advertising!
Magic24: So, I'm not the one doing it! Anyway... Link and I are dressed as doctors because we're going to go around the store handing out pamphlets to people on the dangers of spam!
Malon: Is spam dangerous?
Magic24: The spam you're selling is!
Marin: YOU POISENED IT???
Magic24: NO! I'm just saying that to get people not to buy it!
Link: So where are the pamphlets?
Magic24: The konitsu cut-out brought them over!
Marin: Uh... she's not real though...
*Just then 100 pamphlets are thrown out of nowhere towards Link and Magic*
Magic24: Are you going to keep questioning my genius or are you good?
Marin: I'm good...
*The four walk into the store and begin the contest. We will now be focused on Link and Magic for a portion of the show, then switch to Marin and Malon, then back again and so on...*
Magic24: Link, you will be my pamphlet boy. We must improvise to make people not buy spam, which means we must not get preoccupied!
Link: *Looking at a girl* What?
Magic24: *Hits Link*
Link: Maybe we should go talk to her about spam!
Magic24: No we need to get gullable people, not teeny-boppers!
Link: Fine...
*Meanwhile...*
Marin: Magic has really done it...
Malon: I know! And she hasn't even told us how we'll win!
Marin: So we're doing this for her amusment?
*On loudspeaker* ATTENTION CHICKEN SUITED PEOPLE! TO WIN THE GAME YOU MUST SELL THE MOST SPAM! THAT IS ALL!
Malon: HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE???
*Loudspeaker again* ATTENTION CHICKEN SUITED PEOPLE ASKING TOO MANY QUESTIONS! YOU HAVE ONE HOUR! NOW GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THAT IS ALL!
Marin: *Running off* Spam is healthy! EAT IT AND YOU WILL BECOME PRESIDENT!
Malon: *Runs in opposite direction* SPAM CAN STOP THE AGING PROCESS!!!
*Back with Magic and Link*
Magic24: *Talking with a man* And if you eat any kind of spam all your hair will fall out!
Link: *Handing out pamphlets to people* DANGEROUS SPAM!
Man: But these girls said I'll live forever!
Magic24: Were they in chicken suits?
Man: Yes!
Magic24: THEY'RE LYING! THEY WANT YOU TO GO BALD!
*MEANWHILE*
Marin: *Has just sold three spams and is feeling dandy* If you buy spam from me I'll cluck like a chicken!
Malon *Has only sold one* Buy spam it'll cure the common cold!
The Man Magic just talked to is now talking to Marin: I want a refund!
Marin: Why sir?
Man: Cuz those doctors told me that I'll lose my hair if I eat it!
Marin: Rrrrrrrrr..... Fine give me the spam back!
Man: What about my money!
Marin: *Throws 2 bucks at the guy*
*MAGIC AND LINK TIME*
Magic24: *A huge crowd has gathered around her* AND IF YOU DON'T BUY SPAM I WILL GIVE YOU A STICK OF GUM AND FREE TICKETS TO MY SHOW!
*Crowd cheers*
Link: *Handing out pamphlets* I'm a doctor!
Magic24: AND FOR ALL THE SINGLE LADIES, LINKY-BOY WILL BUY YOU A FLOWER!
*Girls swoon*
Link: Wait, I thought I was only a pamphlet guy!
*MARIN AND MALON*
Malon (Has met up with Marin): Magic is making everyone turn against us!
Marin: Everyone I sold spam to has given it back!
Malon: LET'S TURN AGAINST HER!
Marin: *Shouting* YA KNOW THAT DOCTOR? SHE'S A QUACK! SHE'S NOT REALLY A DOCTOR!
*Loudspeaker* AND YOU'RE NOT REALLY A CHICKEN! THAT IS ALL!
*Magic and Link*
Magic24: We must take drastic action...
Link: Magic you do realize all that's written on your pamphlets is, "SPAM IS BAD!"
Magic24: SO?
Link: *Stands up on a random well-placed table* Listen the two chicken suited ladies have poisen spam!
*GASPS*
Magic24: *whispering* You do realize that they have to actually SELL SPAM???
*Meanwhile!!!*
Malon: Spam for sale! Only a quarter! Buy my spam and I'll give you a biiiiiiiiiig chicken hug!
Marin: If you buy spam from me I'll give you two chicken hugs!
Malon: *sits down* This is useless...
Marin: Yeah let's just give up, we haven't sold anything and the stuff we have sold people gave it back!
*LOUDSPEAKER* TIME IS UP FOOOOOOOOOOOOL! THAT IS ALL!
*Magic arrives at the spot she last saw Marin and Malon, but she can't find them anywhere*
Link: You lost our chicken girls!
Magic24: Relax it can't be that hard to find two chickens in a store!
*The show cuts out to a secret room (Ok it's the freezer) where you see the back of a chicken suit. A person is standing in front of the chicken and he or she speaks*
Mysterious Person: I'll buy 20 spams!
Chicken: What?
Mysterious Person: I've watched the show. I know who you are, and I want you to win!
*Cut back to Magic and Link*
Magic24: Link this sucks.
Link: Yeah, this outfit really itches!
Magic24: NOT THAT!
Link: Oh yeah... well they'll show up someday...
Magic24: THIS IS A SHOW, WE DON'T HAVE SOMEDAY!
*Marin and Malon walk in calmly and follow Magic to the Barbie Jeep*
Link: So how much did you guys sell?
Magic24: WAIT DON'T TELL, IT'S A CLIFFHANGER EPISODE!
Marin and Malon: WHAT?
Magic24: Don't tell cuz our fans need to stay tuned for the date portion in the next chapter!
Link: You're actually going to go on the date with us Magic?
Magic24: YES!
All: *SIGH*
Magic24: Now one lucky reviewer gets to be in the next episode! They will be the mysterious person! WOW HOW EXCITING! So you guys really need to review!
Link: Magic you're bringing more people into the show?
Magic24: YES! Anyway that's all on your favorite Gameshow with people selling spam in chicken suits!
All: FORCING LOVE!
*The curtains close and you hear many angry Hyrulians screaming at Magic and the two chicken ladies for false advertising... TEACH THEM TO DO THAT!*
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A/N: GUESS WHAT! YOU GUYS GET TO VOTE AGAIN! And one of ya will be in the next show! Ha how'd ya like that? A cliffhanger! Didn't think I could pull it off did ya? I apologize if this chapter isn't the normal funny you were expecting, there is no konitsu... It's very sad... I also apologize for the whole false-advertising thingy, HOW ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO SELL SPAM? Anyway, please review and vote and the last chapter will be up shortly... I PROMISE!
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda. I wish I owned Link... I also don't own Wegmans, Barbie products, two chicken suits, two doctors outfits, a cut-out of konitsu, SPAM, or SPAM pamphlets! I own the game played in this chapter though because I thought of it all in my wittle brain with the help of konitsu!
~Forcing Love~
*Magic24 prances out happily with a blood red peasant top on and black skater pants. She is carrying a cut out of konitsu under her arm*
Magic24: Look, I clash! *cough* Anyway I finally came back! It took me awhile though because uh... I'm lazy! And look I brought you a lovely konitsu cut-out!
Konitsu cut-out (Magic is talking her): Hi I am konitsu!
Magic24: *Looking very proud* Today is a very important day in our gameshow: Today is the final battle for Link!!! Feel the excitment!
*Link, Malon, Marin and Nabooru file out onto the stage*
Malon: AHHH! WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE THING? *pointing to konitsu's cut-out*
Magic24: Shut up, konitsu can't be here today so I brought a cut-out of her!
Link: Konitsu isn't here today?
Magic24: Very good Linky-boy, you've learned to listen!
Marin: So Magic is the only host today???
Magic24: Yes, and you all will honor me! *cracks whip*
Nabooru: I can take her, then we'd be free! *starts walking towards Magic*
Magic24: *Screams like a girl* STAY BACK!
Link: Look can we just get the show over with?
Malon: No I want to see Nabooru and chicken-butt fight!
Magic24: Oh you'll be sorry you said that! *Wind starts picking up and Magic likes pissed*
Nabooru: Ok fine who's getting voted off?
Marin: Not me I'm in the final round!
*Magic runs and fetches konitsu's cut-out*
Magic talking as konitsu: Can I have a drum-roll please???
Everyone else: NO!
Magic24: Ya know what you all suck! I was gonna add to the suspense but noooooooooooooo!
Link: For the love of god Magic just get it over with!
Magic24: Okay well it was between Malon and Nabooru the Queen of Evil.. And I counted votes and everything so weeeeeeee have a loseeeer!
Marin: Magic you're scaring all of us please just say it...
Magic24: Fine! Nabooru you lose, that means I get to cook your goose real good now!
Nabooru: NOOOOOOOO! HOW COULD I LOSE?
Magic24: HOW COULD YOU NOT?
Link: She was too old for me anyway...
Malon: I'M IN THE FINAL ROUND WOHOO!
Nabooru: I won't let you "cook my goose" as you say it! I'll cook yours first!
Magic24: Oh yeah!? Well I'm gonna cook your goose so good that the goose you wanted to cook won't be cooked first so my goose will go uncooked!
Everyone: What?
*Magic rolls her eyes as she waves her hands and vines come up from the ground and pin Nabooru down. Magic then gets more vines and a giant venus fly trap appears...*
Nabooru: I don't understand, I should be able to break free!
Magic24: I know isn't it ironic that -I- can kick yo booty?
Link: Magic are you going to get Nabooru eaten?
Magic24: Yes... but she'll be ok after 10 years of therapy!
*The fly trap "roars" and then lunges at a now crying Nabooru. Marin covers her eyes and Link covers Malon's eyes and Magic covers the cut-out konitsu's eyes while Nabooru is being eaten. A loud slurp is heard and then the plant retreats into the ground.*
Link: That sight will haunt my dreams for the rest of my life...
Malon: But don't you kill things everyday?
Link: Oh yeah.. then I guess it won't!
Marin: I didn't dare watch!
Magic24: That's too bad because that was the coolest crap I've ever done in my life!
Malon: Now I'm afraid to know what the last contest is...
Link: Didn't it involve spam?
Marin: What is spam?
Magic24: It's ham in a can silly goose!
Malon: Are we going to have spam wrestling???
Magic24: At this moment konitsu would have said, "WRESTLING? WOHOO!" but since she's not here I can just say no, we're not wrestling!
Link: Then what in the name of fuzz are we doing?
*Magic runs (while giggling like an idiot) to retrieve two chicken suits and two doctors outfits. She returns with a giant grin on her face*
Malon: Oh my goddess...
Marin: Please tell me I'm a doctor!!!
Link: *counted 4 people* Two of us are going to be chickens and two of us are going to be doctors!
Magic24: *gives lolli to Link* VERY GOOD!
Malon: I'm a doctor right? And what does this have to do with spam???
Magic24: Stop asking questions I'll explain it in time! Now this is a very high-intensity game only to be played by the most intelligent and toughest souls... But I ended up with you guys so I guess you'll have to do!
Link: Thanks a lot...
*Magic prances over to Malon and Marin and hands them the chicken suits. She directs them to the changing booths in the middle of a field. (She thought it would be funnier to see them walking towards Link and her in chicken suits from far away). She and Link put on the doctors' outfits in their own private changing rooms and came out long before Malon and Marin were done*
Link: Why am I in this? Isn't this supposed to be only for the contestants?
Magic24: You and I play an important and vital role today! WE CAN CHANGE THE FUTURE OF SPAM!
Link: How?
Magic24: You'll see...
*Just then Malon and Marin walk out of their booths in chicken suits. They look big and yellow and it's just too funny to describe right now... Just imagine them in chicken suits and improvise from there. Hey add a chicken dance too!*
Link and Magic24: *Rolling on the ground* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!
Malon and Marin: SHUT UP!
Magic24: Man this is going to be so sweet!
Marin: I feel like a giant cucco on steroids...
Link: *Whiping tears from his eyes* You guys look so ridiculous!
Malon: I wouldn't talk Dr. Link!
Magic24: *Still laughing* Okay guys let's all get into the "Forcing Love: The Gameshow" mobile and roll!
Marin: Wait you're taking us somewhere?
Link: I thought they weren't supposed to leave!
Magic24: Ah, but they're in chicken suits!
Malon: ..... so?
Magic24: The chicken suits are programmed to shock them if they leave the area I'm taking them!
Marin: We're not dogs!
Link: No, you're chickens!
*Link and Magic crack up*
Marin: CAN WE GET THIS OVER WITH?
Magic24: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
*You know those battery powered cars three year olds play in? Well Magic got a life-sized one that fits 4 people. (It's actually a Barbie Jeep...)*
Malon: -This- is your "Forcing Love: The Gameshow" mobile?
Magic24: Yes!
Link: It's a battery-powered toy!
Magic24: SO SUE ME I CAN'T DRIVE YET!
Marin: Don't you think people are gonna think something's up when two doctors and two chickens come riding into town in a life-size Barbie Jeep???
Magic24: ....... NO!
Malon: *sigh*
*Magic is at the wheel with Link beside her. The Jeep putts along until they reach the Magically Created Hyrule Marketplace. Everyone there (And there is quite a few) Looks at them like they're from a mental institution. Magic leads all of them to a huge food store (Like Wegmans) that's indoors and stops where they keep the carts*
Link: I didn't know Hyrule had this!
Magic24: They don't, I used magic!
Malon: Are we even in Hyrule?
Magic24: Yes!
Marin: Really?
Magic24: No...
Link: Alright so what now?
Magic24: As you all know, you guys are in chicken suits and Link and I are in doctors' outfits...
All: DUR!
Magic24: SHUT UP! Anyways here is the objective: The people in chicken suits (Malon and Marin) must sell spam to as many people as possible...
Marin: Wait wait wait... Why are we in chicken suits if we're selling SPAM?
Magic24: DON'T QUESTION MY GENIUS!
Malon: Ok oh brilliant one, I don't think many people will buy spam...
Magic24: Exactly. That means you guys have to lie like say it makes your hair grow or makes you lose weight and crud like that!
Link: That's false advertising!
Magic24: So, I'm not the one doing it! Anyway... Link and I are dressed as doctors because we're going to go around the store handing out pamphlets to people on the dangers of spam!
Malon: Is spam dangerous?
Magic24: The spam you're selling is!
Marin: YOU POISENED IT???
Magic24: NO! I'm just saying that to get people not to buy it!
Link: So where are the pamphlets?
Magic24: The konitsu cut-out brought them over!
Marin: Uh... she's not real though...
*Just then 100 pamphlets are thrown out of nowhere towards Link and Magic*
Magic24: Are you going to keep questioning my genius or are you good?
Marin: I'm good...
*The four walk into the store and begin the contest. We will now be focused on Link and Magic for a portion of the show, then switch to Marin and Malon, then back again and so on...*
Magic24: Link, you will be my pamphlet boy. We must improvise to make people not buy spam, which means we must not get preoccupied!
Link: *Looking at a girl* What?
Magic24: *Hits Link*
Link: Maybe we should go talk to her about spam!
Magic24: No we need to get gullable people, not teeny-boppers!
Link: Fine...
*Meanwhile...*
Marin: Magic has really done it...
Malon: I know! And she hasn't even told us how we'll win!
Marin: So we're doing this for her amusment?
*On loudspeaker* ATTENTION CHICKEN SUITED PEOPLE! TO WIN THE GAME YOU MUST SELL THE MOST SPAM! THAT IS ALL!
Malon: HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE???
*Loudspeaker again* ATTENTION CHICKEN SUITED PEOPLE ASKING TOO MANY QUESTIONS! YOU HAVE ONE HOUR! NOW GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THAT IS ALL!
Marin: *Running off* Spam is healthy! EAT IT AND YOU WILL BECOME PRESIDENT!
Malon: *Runs in opposite direction* SPAM CAN STOP THE AGING PROCESS!!!
*Back with Magic and Link*
Magic24: *Talking with a man* And if you eat any kind of spam all your hair will fall out!
Link: *Handing out pamphlets to people* DANGEROUS SPAM!
Man: But these girls said I'll live forever!
Magic24: Were they in chicken suits?
Man: Yes!
Magic24: THEY'RE LYING! THEY WANT YOU TO GO BALD!
*MEANWHILE*
Marin: *Has just sold three spams and is feeling dandy* If you buy spam from me I'll cluck like a chicken!
Malon *Has only sold one* Buy spam it'll cure the common cold!
The Man Magic just talked to is now talking to Marin: I want a refund!
Marin: Why sir?
Man: Cuz those doctors told me that I'll lose my hair if I eat it!
Marin: Rrrrrrrrr..... Fine give me the spam back!
Man: What about my money!
Marin: *Throws 2 bucks at the guy*
*MAGIC AND LINK TIME*
Magic24: *A huge crowd has gathered around her* AND IF YOU DON'T BUY SPAM I WILL GIVE YOU A STICK OF GUM AND FREE TICKETS TO MY SHOW!
*Crowd cheers*
Link: *Handing out pamphlets* I'm a doctor!
Magic24: AND FOR ALL THE SINGLE LADIES, LINKY-BOY WILL BUY YOU A FLOWER!
*Girls swoon*
Link: Wait, I thought I was only a pamphlet guy!
*MARIN AND MALON*
Malon (Has met up with Marin): Magic is making everyone turn against us!
Marin: Everyone I sold spam to has given it back!
Malon: LET'S TURN AGAINST HER!
Marin: *Shouting* YA KNOW THAT DOCTOR? SHE'S A QUACK! SHE'S NOT REALLY A DOCTOR!
*Loudspeaker* AND YOU'RE NOT REALLY A CHICKEN! THAT IS ALL!
*Magic and Link*
Magic24: We must take drastic action...
Link: Magic you do realize all that's written on your pamphlets is, "SPAM IS BAD!"
Magic24: SO?
Link: *Stands up on a random well-placed table* Listen the two chicken suited ladies have poisen spam!
*GASPS*
Magic24: *whispering* You do realize that they have to actually SELL SPAM???
*Meanwhile!!!*
Malon: Spam for sale! Only a quarter! Buy my spam and I'll give you a biiiiiiiiiig chicken hug!
Marin: If you buy spam from me I'll give you two chicken hugs!
Malon: *sits down* This is useless...
Marin: Yeah let's just give up, we haven't sold anything and the stuff we have sold people gave it back!
*LOUDSPEAKER* TIME IS UP FOOOOOOOOOOOOL! THAT IS ALL!
*Magic arrives at the spot she last saw Marin and Malon, but she can't find them anywhere*
Link: You lost our chicken girls!
Magic24: Relax it can't be that hard to find two chickens in a store!
*The show cuts out to a secret room (Ok it's the freezer) where you see the back of a chicken suit. A person is standing in front of the chicken and he or she speaks*
Mysterious Person: I'll buy 20 spams!
Chicken: What?
Mysterious Person: I've watched the show. I know who you are, and I want you to win!
*Cut back to Magic and Link*
Magic24: Link this sucks.
Link: Yeah, this outfit really itches!
Magic24: NOT THAT!
Link: Oh yeah... well they'll show up someday...
Magic24: THIS IS A SHOW, WE DON'T HAVE SOMEDAY!
*Marin and Malon walk in calmly and follow Magic to the Barbie Jeep*
Link: So how much did you guys sell?
Magic24: WAIT DON'T TELL, IT'S A CLIFFHANGER EPISODE!
Marin and Malon: WHAT?
Magic24: Don't tell cuz our fans need to stay tuned for the date portion in the next chapter!
Link: You're actually going to go on the date with us Magic?
Magic24: YES!
All: *SIGH*
Magic24: Now one lucky reviewer gets to be in the next episode! They will be the mysterious person! WOW HOW EXCITING! So you guys really need to review!
Link: Magic you're bringing more people into the show?
Magic24: YES! Anyway that's all on your favorite Gameshow with people selling spam in chicken suits!
All: FORCING LOVE!
*The curtains close and you hear many angry Hyrulians screaming at Magic and the two chicken ladies for false advertising... TEACH THEM TO DO THAT!*
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A/N: GUESS WHAT! YOU GUYS GET TO VOTE AGAIN! And one of ya will be in the next show! Ha how'd ya like that? A cliffhanger! Didn't think I could pull it off did ya? I apologize if this chapter isn't the normal funny you were expecting, there is no konitsu... It's very sad... I also apologize for the whole false-advertising thingy, HOW ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO SELL SPAM? Anyway, please review and vote and the last chapter will be up shortly... I PROMISE!