A/N: Ahem, I am proud to present the LAST REAL CHAPTER OF FORCING LOVE: THE GAMESHOW! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Anywho, after this there'll be a "What if?" chapter showing all Link's dates with all the other girls. See, you all shall be happy! Konitsu isn't with me again, but shed not one tear, because I AM HERE! Let's begin this sucker!
Disclaimer: Well well well, here we go again... I don't own anything Zelda, I don't own Cheesies OR Fritos! I don't own ANYTHING except the concept of the scary Ugly Old Pasta Guy, whom you'll see later... buh bye!
~~Forcing Love: The Gameshow~~
*You see the stage decorated in gold and silver balloons. Magic walks out in a black shirt and a black skirt. Her hair is in pigtails, though you honestly don't care. Oh yeah, she has the konitsu cut-out again....*
Magic24: And you thought you'd never see THIS face again! *Smiles*
(Talking Konitsu cut-out): Hello! This is the dating portion of the show! WEEEE!
Magic24: Yes before we bring out the remaining people (There aren't many so..) we shall recap ALL THE EPISODES FOR YOU PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO CAN'T REMEMBER, and I even hosted it!
*A random stage hand comes out and hands Magic a piece of paper*
Magic24: *Reading from paper* Lemme see the first show Konitsu and I subjected the poor souls to potatoe wrestling, a favorite pastime of our hick-town!
*Audience oooh's and aaah's*
Magic24: YES I KNOW! Next, there was the Mountain Dew chapter, in which I believe Zelda was booted at the beginning, and at the end it was between Saria and Nabooru.
*Audience oooh's again*
Magic24: ..... YES! And who can forget the famous piggy racing show? THAT WAS THE BEST! In the beginning uh... *Looks at paper* Saria, yes Saria got booted. And do we know WHY she was booted? Well it's cuz you voted her off! At the end it was between Ruto and Nabooru.
*Audience oooh's and aaah's*
Magic24: Ok now it's just annoying, please stop!
*Audience stops*
Magic24: OK! Next show featured ROBOT WARZZZZZZZZZZZ-ZAH! And in the beginning who could forget the tragic fate of Ruto? May she rest in pieces... At the end it was between Nabooru and... *Looks at paper again* Malon! Gee, Nabooru's been voted a lot! Has she won even once? I feel kinda sad...
*Audience awwwww's*
Magic24: .... shut... up... *blinks* Anywho, the last show until now was the spam selling episode. Nabooru was kicked and Malon and Marin were left. So now we've recapped, let's carry on...
*Link, Malon, and Marin file out looking happy that the show is coming to a close*
Link: WOHOO!
Magic24: I know, you get to date a beautiful young woman tonight!
Link: But you're coming with me!
Magic24: I WAS TALKING ABOUT MYSELF!
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Magic scowls and pulls out the vote list*
Marin: Magic are we done with the cliffhanger?
Magic24: No of course not you silly billy!
Malon: But isn't the random person's vote the only one that matters?
Magic24: That's where my brilliance comes into play. You see, I count all the votes, and whoever had the most votes, I then choose a person who voted for the loser to get booted!
Link: That actually makes sense.
Magic24: HELL YEAH!
Malon: Ok so who is it? Who won?
*Magic wanders over to a stand and steps up. She clears her throat and looks very serious*
Magic24: It was very close.... no it wasn't, I lie it wasn't close at all there was no line between who won or not, it's quite clear.
Link: Ugh.. here we go...
Magic24: *Tears up* This has been a strange and wonderful journey to our deepest emotional points and our highest peaks of happiness. I'd just like to say I LOVE YOU GUYS!
Malon: Heh heh... that's nice...
Magic24: Without further adue, let's go to the FREEZER ROOM TAPE!
*Audience GASPS as the tape plays*
Mysterious person: I'll buy 20 spams!
Chicken: What?
Mysterious person: I've watched the show, I know who you are, and I want you to win!
Chicken: Well THANK YOU SOOOOOO MUCH! *Looks at person* Hey I know you, you're a reviewer!
Person: Yup, I'm so special!
Chicken: So how'd Magic convince you to get on this crap-hole show, Genichiro Tsukiomi?
Genichiro Tsukiomi: Hey! I like this show, MALON!
Malon: *GASP* How'd you know it was me?
Genichiro Tsukiomi: I'm psycic!
*Tape ends*
Magic24: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! WASN'T THAT GRAND????
Malon: *In awe* I....... I WON???
Marin: I LOST?
Link: What just happened? I missed it...
Magic24: We have picked a winner ladies and germs!
*Audience is amazed*
Malon: *Dancing* HOLY CRAP I WON!
Marin: *Crying* No....
Link: WHAT'S GOING ON???
*Magic leads the people to a limo in which the cut-out konitsu is sitting in*
Malon: I'M SO HAPPY!
Magic24: Okay first off Malon you knew you won, you were THERE, remember? Second, Marin is helping me with the date, seeing as I get lonely talking to myself.
Link: Wait... Malon won?
Magic24: *Hits head*
Malon: Ohhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeaaaaahhh... Wait why are you going on my date?
Magic24: Because it's to a haunted house!
Link and Malon: WHAT?
Magic24: *Gets microphone* Thaaaaaaaaaaaaat's right! You lucky couple get to spend the night in a haunted house complete with ghosts and creepy music! I have picked it out from a variety of haunted houses and this one comes with a kitchen nook! A nook!
Marin: *Goes white* You're making me stay in the haunted house?
Magic24: Well.... yes, yes I think I am.
Link: That's not a date that's hell! I mean with you, Malon, and Marin... I'm gonna be more scared of you guys than the house itself!
Malon: Hey! I'm your date be nice!
Magic24: *Walks real close to the camera so only the camera can hear her.* There is a secret room with chairs and TV's and monitors and spooky-making stuff to scare Link and Malon! Me and Marin just get to pig out and scare em' and laugh like we're insane clowns!
Link: What?
Magic24: NOTHING! NOW TURN YOUR HEAD I'M INDECENT!
Everybody: OH GOD! *Turns away*
Magic24: *Rolls eyes* Anywho, look I have a picture of the room! *Points to a picture of a small basement with monitors on one wall, two reclining chairs, and 100 bags of every kind of chip... sweet...*
Marin: Are you decent yet?
Magic24: I WAS NEVER INDECENT YOU BAFOON!
Link: Well fine.
Malon: Can I go to the stupid house yet?
Magic24: Very well, but I must warn you... IT'S HAUNTED!
Everybody: Well DUH!
*Everybody gets into the limo with Konitsu-cut out driving it. They look sceptical as the limo drives away with Magic's head popped out of the window with her screaming WEEEEEEEEEEE down the road. They soon arrive at a bright pink house with yellow shutters that says "HAUNTED HOUSE" on it*
Magic24: WE'RE HERE WE'RE HERE!
Link: That's not a haunted house! That's a dollhouse!
Malon: Come on Magic, where's the real house?
Magic24: That IS the house you swine, now let's all go inside and get comfy before it gets all dark and scary and stuff.
Marin: Magic, do I have to stay with you, I mean you scare me during the day but at night I'm afraid you'll dismember me in some way...
Magic24: Shut your mouth and get your butt into the house.
*They all go into the house and it's a huge mansion type thing with darkness and spooky music... like in the brochure!*
Link: Where's the bedrooms?
Magic24: You and Malon get to stay in the room of looooooooooooooove!
Malon: Wo-hoo! Come on Link let's go!
Link: Oh brother... *Gets pulled away upstairs*
Marin: Where am I staying?
Magic24: Come with me! *Leads Marin down into the small basement and puts a bag of cheese doodles into a cage.*
Marin: OOH CHEESE DOODLES!
Magic24: Yes, go after them!
Marin: *Runs into cage and starts eating the cheese doodles*
Magic24: *Shuts the door* MHUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Marin: HEY! YOU PSYCO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! LET ME OUT!
Magic24: *Runs upstairs, finds Malon and Link unpacking and shouts* THE HOUSE ATE MARIN!
Link and Malon: Wha?
Magic24: It's true! It gobbled her right up like a Goose on steroids! Like a duck on helium! Like a clown with-
Link: Alright, where'd you put her?
Magic24: *GASP* I did NOT put her anywhere! You know the "House on Haunted Hill" movie? It was like that with the dust and the spirits and the crazy doctors!
Malon: That sounds horrible!
Magic24: Yeah I know! I saw it, I'm emotionally scarred now!
Link: Why don't all go to the living room and chat?
Magic24: No, this is your date, why don't you and Malon go to the living room and "chat" while I go find myself a big fancy room that won't eat me...
*Link and Malon go to the living room and Magic returns to her secret lair*
Magic24: How are you, cheese doodle girl?
Marin: I hate you.
Magic24: Well you didn't just think I'd let you frolic free did you? Not when everybody else has to suffer!
Marin:.... I still hate you.
*Meanwhile in the living room*
Malon: I'm so happy I won!
Link: Yeh yeh me too... *Looks around* Do you know if Magic has the car keys or not?
Malon: Now I get a whole night in a romantic pink house with my love!
Link: Yup, lots of fun... Now about those car keys...
Malon: KISS ME NOW! *Leaps towards Link*
Link: GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Secret Lair time!*
Magic24: *Watching Link fight off Malon on the monitor* FUN!
Marin: Link just asked where you had your keys
Magic24: SHE ALMOST KISSED HIM!
Marin: MAGIC DO YOU HAVE YOUR KEYS?
Magic24: Oh don't worry the konitsu cut-out has em'.
Marin: Where's she?
Magic24: In the car, DUH! You didn't think I'd subject her to this scary house, did you?
Marin: Magic, if Link gets the keys the shows over, kaput, he's gone!
Magic24: *Takes a moment to think* Hmmmm... *Runs in a rolicing rage to the living room* AHHHHHHHHH!
*In living room*
Link: *Still pushing Malon off* GET OFF YOU FREAK!
Malon: I LOVE YOU!!!
Magic24: *Runs in screaming, and, is indeed, in a rolic* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Link: MAGIC HELP ME!
Magic24: *Runs out to the car, retrives the keys, and runs back into the living room*
Link: MAGIC!
Magic24: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Runs out of room and into secret lair*
Link: ..... That's it, it's hopeless.. I'm surrounded by complete monkey idiots...
*In secret lair*
Magic24: *Out of breath* I don't think they suspected anything...
Marin: I could hear you down here you numbskull...
Magic24: Oh... Well it's almost dinner time cheesy-puffy girl of fun, what do you say we go fix something?
Marin: Great! I love to cook!
Magic24: GREAT! Because when I said "We" I meant "You"
*Living room AGAIN!*
Link: Malon let's think about this!
Malon: What's there to think about? I love you, you love me...
Link: I never said I love you!
Malon: You implied it!
Link: NO I DIDN'T!!!
*Magic and Marin enter and stop to talk*
Magic24: Awwww, you're hugging!
Link: No, she's attached herself onto my leg and won't let go...
Marin: You guys hungry? We're going to go cook something...
Link: *Leaps up and clings onto Marin and Magic for dear life* TAKE ME WITH YOU!
Malon: I'll come too!
Magic24: Link, as much as I love being glomped, you must go and unpack with your sweety-pie!
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Magic and Marin go to the kitchen, Link is dragged to the bedroom with Malon let's look at kitchen, shall we?*
Magic24: So whatcha going to cook, cheesey?
Marin: I think I'll make spaghetti...
Magic24: Ok fine... *Looks in cupboard for pasta* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Marin: What is it?
Magic24: *points in cupboard* LOOOOOOOOOOOK!
Marin: *Looks in* AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Both run to find Link and Malon*
Link: Malon, I need to unpack...
Malon: *Latched onto Link* But why?
Link: I find this very unattractive..
Malon: *GASP*
*Magic and Marin run in screaming*
Magic24: WE DECIDED YOU GET NO DINNER!
Link: Why? What happened?
Marin: IT WAS A... IT WAS A...
Magic24: IT WAS A HAUNTED BOX OF PASTA!
Link: Oh brother...
Malon: I'm sure that must be scary but...
Magic24: Oh YEAH? When boxes of pasta start transforming into heads of really ugly old guys, you get scared!
Malon: What?
Marin: THE PASTA WAS TURNING INTO AN OLD UGLY GUY!
Link: Ooooooookay...
Magic24: Look, I think that me and Marin can go find some chips... if you guys go look at ugly pasta guy...
Malon: DEAL! *Grabs Link and runs to the kitchen*
*Magic and Marin return to secret lair and get chips... meanwhile*
Link: I looked at the pasta, it was nothing, just old pasta.
Malon: Maybe they thought it was ugly too and just added the man part...
Link: *Looks in mirror* Malon you messed up my hair!
Malon: It's cute!
Link: REALLY? *Looks in mirror again but...*
*FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
Malon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK! *Runs away*
Magic24: What's happening now?
Malon: IT WAS THE UGLY OLD PASTA GUY! HE STOLE LINK!
Marin: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Magic24: Oh no, he did NOT just steal the star!
Malon: HE DID BUT HE LEFT HIS HAT! *Holds up Link's hat*
Marin: Oh god...
Magic24: Ok well... why don't we just sit here and wait for a sign?
Malon: Oh yeah let's just all wait for Ugly Old Pasta Guy to kill us all...
Marin: I think we should stay together too...
*Magic, Malon, and Marin have been sitting for half an hour and nothing's happened*
Malon: *Sniffing Link's hat* Oh my love...
Magic24: I swear if she smells his stinky green hat one more time...
Marin: LOOK!
*The walls start shaking and the lights flicker then switch off*
Magic24: HOLY BE-JEZUS SCOOBY!
Marin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Malon: *SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
*Lights go on and Marin's gone*
Magic24: *Blinks* Marin? Maaaaaaaarin....
Malon: First my love, now my twin? WILL IT NEVER END?
Magic24: *Looks at Malon* I think you did something to them!
Malon: WHAT?
Magic24: You were alone with Link when he disappeared, and you've always hated Marin looking like you...
Malon: You're accusing ME Mrs. Trigger-Happy?
Magic24: *GASP* LOOK!
*Link begins to stumble down the stairs, then falls on his face*
Malon: MY LOVE! *Runs over and puts Link's hat on his head*
Link: Ugghhhhh
Magic24: Link are you ok? I mean a mirror ate you so you must be pretty beat up and...
Link: *Stands up* I'm fine.
Malon: Well what happened, I was worried!
Link: *Looks at Malon* Let's go upstairs.
Magic24: WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Malon: OK! *Runs upstairs with Link*
Magic24: *Sits and starts rocking back and forth* This is -so- not what I planned...
*Half and hour later it's now dark and Magic is in her lair and Link and Malon -still- aren't downstairs*
Magic24: *Singing* I'm a little teapot, short and stout...
Marin: *Appears* Here is my handle here is my-
Magic24: MARIN YOU'RE BACK! Thank goodness because Link came back and is all creepy and -likes- Malon and he like won't tell me what happened and I'm just so alone and scared and I wish Konitsu was here!
Marin: Spout.
Magic24: Yeah that's the end of the song but still there's trouble afoot Captain Cheese.
Marin: *Pulls out gun* I am not Captain Cheese I am Sylvia.
Magic24: *Stares at gun* Oooooooookay Sylvia where'd you get the gun? It's not loaded or anything.. right?
Marin: It's loaded.
Magic24: *Gulp* So uh... Sylvia... What do you want with me?
Marin: Go to the attic.
Magic24: But attic's are scary! I mean there's bats and spiders and old hippie clothes that smell and-
Marin: *Shoves gun in Magic's eye* GO!
*Magic rubs her eye and commences upstairs only to here Malon*
Malon: Link that tickles!
Magic24: *Whispering to Malon while Marin is a bit lost* MALON! MARIN SNAPPED HER LAST TWIG!
Malon: MAGIC! NOT NOW!
Link: *Appears out of door* Magic.. how nice to see you...
Magic24: Yeah you too look Link.. if that IS your real name! Can I take Malon and uh... go get Fritos or something?
Link: No.
Magic24: Uh... kay... what are you doing in there...?
Malon: Link wants me to call him a pet name! He wants me to call him Napoleon!
Magic24: *Blinks* Malon, Link's possesed by the ugly pasta guy, please get out of there now...
Malon: Don't be silly! Why just now he kissed me and said "Go to the attic."
Magic24: MALON YOU SPRITELY MOOSE! GET YOUR BOOTY IN GEAR AND GO TO THE ATTIC WITH ME!
Link: Yes... go to the attic with Magic... *Puts Malon in a trance and carries here towards the attic*
Magic24: Never thought I'd see the day...
*Now we are in the attic in front of an ugly dusty mirror shrouded in hippie designs...*
Magic24: Ewwww hippie smell!
Marin aka Sylvia: Shut up you stupid human!
Magic24: *GASP* That was a bit harsh!
Link aka Napoleon: Shut up! *Puts Malon down in front of mirror*
Magic24: Oh no.. you're going to sacrifice me to your Ugly Pasta God aren't you?
Marin: No you idiot, we're going to put the last and most powerful soul into you and then take over the world!
Magic24:.... I get to be most powerful?
Link: Yes, and I will do whatever you want...
Magic24: Heh heh... that's intriguing...
Marin: Yes all you have to do is walk into the mirror!
Magic24: Oh alright! *Begins to walk...*
Link: Yessssss!
Magic24: *Stops* What're you going to do with Malon?
Link: She will be my evil wife!
Magic24: Well at least -she'll- be happy...
Marin: *Blinks and shakes head* JUST GO!
Magic24: Alright, alright! Jeez all these pasta ghosts need to loosen up... *Walks*
Link: Just a bit farther...
Magic24: *Stops, turns mysteriously* Just one more thing...
Marin: Ug... YES?
Magic24: HIIIIIIIIII-YAH! *Magic pulls out a bag of Cheesies from her pocket and begins to throw them at the evil pasta ghosts possesed people. They begin to shriek in terror and fall to the ground and soon you see Magic with a disgusted look on her face*
Malon: *Wakes up* Am I married to Link yet? *Sees Link in a pile of Cheesies* OH NO!
Magic24: I hate Cheesies, and by knowing they are evil I decided to fight evil with evil and chuck them at the pasta ghosts, rendering them helpless to the cheesie ways....
Link: Ug.. *Rubs head* Where am I?
Magic24: DOROTHY YOU'VE AWAKENED!
Link: HUH?
Malon: Link, my love! I knew you couldn't resist me! That kiss we shared will remain with me forever!
Link: WHAT?
Magic24: Link you were posses by Ugly Old Pasta Guy, also knows as Napoleon. He kinda had a thing for Malon so when he was in your body he uh...
Link: *Looks at hands, then Malon, then Magic* IT BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS!
Malon: Wait, that wasn't Link?
Magic24: Nope... Oh wait *Pulls gun out of Marin's hands* She doesn't need this...
Marin: *Wakes up* What a wonderful dream...
Magic24: Toto save it for a rainy day let's get outta here...
Marin: MAGIC HAS A GUN!
*Magic makes everyone file into the limo and be driven to the show stage. When there, Link, Malon, Marin, and Magic all file onto the stage and look incredibly disgruntled.*
Link: Is it over? Can I go wash myself yet?
Magic24: Almost, I just need to say some stuff...
Marin: *Rolls eyes*
Malon: Here we go...
Magic24: It was fun, goodbye...
Link, Malon, and Marin: ... THAT'S IT?
Magic24: Yeah.
Link: But you're usually talking your mouth off saying stuff like "GOOSES ARE FUN!" or "I'M A SEXY WALRUS!"
Magic24: So?
Marin: Are you feeling okay? You want soup?
Magic24: I'm fine! It's just it's quite apparant that this is the end and I hate goodbyes so I make it brief. It's that or have me cry all over the place!
Malon: Magic, I know it's been a long journey, but we all must end it now.
Magic24: Yeah, I didn't say we weren't ending it...
Malon: Oh...
Link: Magic, it has been kinda fun...
Magic24: *GASP* LINK YOU LOVE ME!
Link: WHAT?
Marin: Yeah, it has been kinda fun in a demented way...
Magic24: *Tears up* Oh.. I feel loved...
Malon: Well you're all nuts I didn't enjoy myself at all...
Link: *Hugs Malon* Yes you did...
Malon: *GASP* SWOON!
Magic24: GROUP HUG!
*Everyone hesitates, then hugs Magic for the finale of the show*
Magic24: Oh... I AM -SO- LOVED! *Brings out the Konitsu cut-out*
Konitsu cut-out: It's time to end this sucker!
Malon: I WON! I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW I WON!
Marin: I was possessed! WOHOO!
Magic24: And you both were chickens at one point in time! HOW WEIRD!
Link: Haha, and I'm the stud who got to watch every step of the way and not do anything! FOR ONCE!
Magic24: Well it's time to go, but -I'll- be back for a "What if Episode"
Link: That should be fun...
Magic24: YES! Anywho, I hope you liked the gameshow, and hey, you never know... Maybe there's a "Forcing Love: The Gameshow PART DOS!" in the future!
Malon: PLEASE NO!
Magic24: But for now, we must part. I love you all, and GOODNIGHT!
Everyone: ON FORCING LOVE: THE GAMESHOW!
*Curtains close and roses are thrown. Aw, how pretty...*
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A/N: OMG OMG OMG I'M SOOOOOOOOO DONE! I creeped myself out on this chapter I think I shouldn't deal with haunted houses anymore. Well I hope you guys liked it, I know I took my sweet sweet time on this... (Like a year or so...) But that's not the point! The point is it's done when I never thought I'd finish it! The point is I worked my booty off until it hurt on this and feel proud! FEEL THE PRIDE! *Runs around hugging everyone* Can you feel it? Well even if you can't... Oh and the special guest was Genichiro Tsukiomi because he's a fan and he's special so ADORE HIM! If this show offended you in any way I am sorry, I can be crude at times... But moving on, I hope you review it's the FINALE AFTER ALL!
Disclaimer: Well well well, here we go again... I don't own anything Zelda, I don't own Cheesies OR Fritos! I don't own ANYTHING except the concept of the scary Ugly Old Pasta Guy, whom you'll see later... buh bye!
~~Forcing Love: The Gameshow~~
*You see the stage decorated in gold and silver balloons. Magic walks out in a black shirt and a black skirt. Her hair is in pigtails, though you honestly don't care. Oh yeah, she has the konitsu cut-out again....*
Magic24: And you thought you'd never see THIS face again! *Smiles*
(Talking Konitsu cut-out): Hello! This is the dating portion of the show! WEEEE!
Magic24: Yes before we bring out the remaining people (There aren't many so..) we shall recap ALL THE EPISODES FOR YOU PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO CAN'T REMEMBER, and I even hosted it!
*A random stage hand comes out and hands Magic a piece of paper*
Magic24: *Reading from paper* Lemme see the first show Konitsu and I subjected the poor souls to potatoe wrestling, a favorite pastime of our hick-town!
*Audience oooh's and aaah's*
Magic24: YES I KNOW! Next, there was the Mountain Dew chapter, in which I believe Zelda was booted at the beginning, and at the end it was between Saria and Nabooru.
*Audience oooh's again*
Magic24: ..... YES! And who can forget the famous piggy racing show? THAT WAS THE BEST! In the beginning uh... *Looks at paper* Saria, yes Saria got booted. And do we know WHY she was booted? Well it's cuz you voted her off! At the end it was between Ruto and Nabooru.
*Audience oooh's and aaah's*
Magic24: Ok now it's just annoying, please stop!
*Audience stops*
Magic24: OK! Next show featured ROBOT WARZZZZZZZZZZZ-ZAH! And in the beginning who could forget the tragic fate of Ruto? May she rest in pieces... At the end it was between Nabooru and... *Looks at paper again* Malon! Gee, Nabooru's been voted a lot! Has she won even once? I feel kinda sad...
*Audience awwwww's*
Magic24: .... shut... up... *blinks* Anywho, the last show until now was the spam selling episode. Nabooru was kicked and Malon and Marin were left. So now we've recapped, let's carry on...
*Link, Malon, and Marin file out looking happy that the show is coming to a close*
Link: WOHOO!
Magic24: I know, you get to date a beautiful young woman tonight!
Link: But you're coming with me!
Magic24: I WAS TALKING ABOUT MYSELF!
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Magic scowls and pulls out the vote list*
Marin: Magic are we done with the cliffhanger?
Magic24: No of course not you silly billy!
Malon: But isn't the random person's vote the only one that matters?
Magic24: That's where my brilliance comes into play. You see, I count all the votes, and whoever had the most votes, I then choose a person who voted for the loser to get booted!
Link: That actually makes sense.
Magic24: HELL YEAH!
Malon: Ok so who is it? Who won?
*Magic wanders over to a stand and steps up. She clears her throat and looks very serious*
Magic24: It was very close.... no it wasn't, I lie it wasn't close at all there was no line between who won or not, it's quite clear.
Link: Ugh.. here we go...
Magic24: *Tears up* This has been a strange and wonderful journey to our deepest emotional points and our highest peaks of happiness. I'd just like to say I LOVE YOU GUYS!
Malon: Heh heh... that's nice...
Magic24: Without further adue, let's go to the FREEZER ROOM TAPE!
*Audience GASPS as the tape plays*
Mysterious person: I'll buy 20 spams!
Chicken: What?
Mysterious person: I've watched the show, I know who you are, and I want you to win!
Chicken: Well THANK YOU SOOOOOO MUCH! *Looks at person* Hey I know you, you're a reviewer!
Person: Yup, I'm so special!
Chicken: So how'd Magic convince you to get on this crap-hole show, Genichiro Tsukiomi?
Genichiro Tsukiomi: Hey! I like this show, MALON!
Malon: *GASP* How'd you know it was me?
Genichiro Tsukiomi: I'm psycic!
*Tape ends*
Magic24: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! WASN'T THAT GRAND????
Malon: *In awe* I....... I WON???
Marin: I LOST?
Link: What just happened? I missed it...
Magic24: We have picked a winner ladies and germs!
*Audience is amazed*
Malon: *Dancing* HOLY CRAP I WON!
Marin: *Crying* No....
Link: WHAT'S GOING ON???
*Magic leads the people to a limo in which the cut-out konitsu is sitting in*
Malon: I'M SO HAPPY!
Magic24: Okay first off Malon you knew you won, you were THERE, remember? Second, Marin is helping me with the date, seeing as I get lonely talking to myself.
Link: Wait... Malon won?
Magic24: *Hits head*
Malon: Ohhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeaaaaahhh... Wait why are you going on my date?
Magic24: Because it's to a haunted house!
Link and Malon: WHAT?
Magic24: *Gets microphone* Thaaaaaaaaaaaaat's right! You lucky couple get to spend the night in a haunted house complete with ghosts and creepy music! I have picked it out from a variety of haunted houses and this one comes with a kitchen nook! A nook!
Marin: *Goes white* You're making me stay in the haunted house?
Magic24: Well.... yes, yes I think I am.
Link: That's not a date that's hell! I mean with you, Malon, and Marin... I'm gonna be more scared of you guys than the house itself!
Malon: Hey! I'm your date be nice!
Magic24: *Walks real close to the camera so only the camera can hear her.* There is a secret room with chairs and TV's and monitors and spooky-making stuff to scare Link and Malon! Me and Marin just get to pig out and scare em' and laugh like we're insane clowns!
Link: What?
Magic24: NOTHING! NOW TURN YOUR HEAD I'M INDECENT!
Everybody: OH GOD! *Turns away*
Magic24: *Rolls eyes* Anywho, look I have a picture of the room! *Points to a picture of a small basement with monitors on one wall, two reclining chairs, and 100 bags of every kind of chip... sweet...*
Marin: Are you decent yet?
Magic24: I WAS NEVER INDECENT YOU BAFOON!
Link: Well fine.
Malon: Can I go to the stupid house yet?
Magic24: Very well, but I must warn you... IT'S HAUNTED!
Everybody: Well DUH!
*Everybody gets into the limo with Konitsu-cut out driving it. They look sceptical as the limo drives away with Magic's head popped out of the window with her screaming WEEEEEEEEEEE down the road. They soon arrive at a bright pink house with yellow shutters that says "HAUNTED HOUSE" on it*
Magic24: WE'RE HERE WE'RE HERE!
Link: That's not a haunted house! That's a dollhouse!
Malon: Come on Magic, where's the real house?
Magic24: That IS the house you swine, now let's all go inside and get comfy before it gets all dark and scary and stuff.
Marin: Magic, do I have to stay with you, I mean you scare me during the day but at night I'm afraid you'll dismember me in some way...
Magic24: Shut your mouth and get your butt into the house.
*They all go into the house and it's a huge mansion type thing with darkness and spooky music... like in the brochure!*
Link: Where's the bedrooms?
Magic24: You and Malon get to stay in the room of looooooooooooooove!
Malon: Wo-hoo! Come on Link let's go!
Link: Oh brother... *Gets pulled away upstairs*
Marin: Where am I staying?
Magic24: Come with me! *Leads Marin down into the small basement and puts a bag of cheese doodles into a cage.*
Marin: OOH CHEESE DOODLES!
Magic24: Yes, go after them!
Marin: *Runs into cage and starts eating the cheese doodles*
Magic24: *Shuts the door* MHUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Marin: HEY! YOU PSYCO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! LET ME OUT!
Magic24: *Runs upstairs, finds Malon and Link unpacking and shouts* THE HOUSE ATE MARIN!
Link and Malon: Wha?
Magic24: It's true! It gobbled her right up like a Goose on steroids! Like a duck on helium! Like a clown with-
Link: Alright, where'd you put her?
Magic24: *GASP* I did NOT put her anywhere! You know the "House on Haunted Hill" movie? It was like that with the dust and the spirits and the crazy doctors!
Malon: That sounds horrible!
Magic24: Yeah I know! I saw it, I'm emotionally scarred now!
Link: Why don't all go to the living room and chat?
Magic24: No, this is your date, why don't you and Malon go to the living room and "chat" while I go find myself a big fancy room that won't eat me...
*Link and Malon go to the living room and Magic returns to her secret lair*
Magic24: How are you, cheese doodle girl?
Marin: I hate you.
Magic24: Well you didn't just think I'd let you frolic free did you? Not when everybody else has to suffer!
Marin:.... I still hate you.
*Meanwhile in the living room*
Malon: I'm so happy I won!
Link: Yeh yeh me too... *Looks around* Do you know if Magic has the car keys or not?
Malon: Now I get a whole night in a romantic pink house with my love!
Link: Yup, lots of fun... Now about those car keys...
Malon: KISS ME NOW! *Leaps towards Link*
Link: GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Secret Lair time!*
Magic24: *Watching Link fight off Malon on the monitor* FUN!
Marin: Link just asked where you had your keys
Magic24: SHE ALMOST KISSED HIM!
Marin: MAGIC DO YOU HAVE YOUR KEYS?
Magic24: Oh don't worry the konitsu cut-out has em'.
Marin: Where's she?
Magic24: In the car, DUH! You didn't think I'd subject her to this scary house, did you?
Marin: Magic, if Link gets the keys the shows over, kaput, he's gone!
Magic24: *Takes a moment to think* Hmmmm... *Runs in a rolicing rage to the living room* AHHHHHHHHH!
*In living room*
Link: *Still pushing Malon off* GET OFF YOU FREAK!
Malon: I LOVE YOU!!!
Magic24: *Runs in screaming, and, is indeed, in a rolic* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Link: MAGIC HELP ME!
Magic24: *Runs out to the car, retrives the keys, and runs back into the living room*
Link: MAGIC!
Magic24: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Runs out of room and into secret lair*
Link: ..... That's it, it's hopeless.. I'm surrounded by complete monkey idiots...
*In secret lair*
Magic24: *Out of breath* I don't think they suspected anything...
Marin: I could hear you down here you numbskull...
Magic24: Oh... Well it's almost dinner time cheesy-puffy girl of fun, what do you say we go fix something?
Marin: Great! I love to cook!
Magic24: GREAT! Because when I said "We" I meant "You"
*Living room AGAIN!*
Link: Malon let's think about this!
Malon: What's there to think about? I love you, you love me...
Link: I never said I love you!
Malon: You implied it!
Link: NO I DIDN'T!!!
*Magic and Marin enter and stop to talk*
Magic24: Awwww, you're hugging!
Link: No, she's attached herself onto my leg and won't let go...
Marin: You guys hungry? We're going to go cook something...
Link: *Leaps up and clings onto Marin and Magic for dear life* TAKE ME WITH YOU!
Malon: I'll come too!
Magic24: Link, as much as I love being glomped, you must go and unpack with your sweety-pie!
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Magic and Marin go to the kitchen, Link is dragged to the bedroom with Malon let's look at kitchen, shall we?*
Magic24: So whatcha going to cook, cheesey?
Marin: I think I'll make spaghetti...
Magic24: Ok fine... *Looks in cupboard for pasta* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Marin: What is it?
Magic24: *points in cupboard* LOOOOOOOOOOOK!
Marin: *Looks in* AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Both run to find Link and Malon*
Link: Malon, I need to unpack...
Malon: *Latched onto Link* But why?
Link: I find this very unattractive..
Malon: *GASP*
*Magic and Marin run in screaming*
Magic24: WE DECIDED YOU GET NO DINNER!
Link: Why? What happened?
Marin: IT WAS A... IT WAS A...
Magic24: IT WAS A HAUNTED BOX OF PASTA!
Link: Oh brother...
Malon: I'm sure that must be scary but...
Magic24: Oh YEAH? When boxes of pasta start transforming into heads of really ugly old guys, you get scared!
Malon: What?
Marin: THE PASTA WAS TURNING INTO AN OLD UGLY GUY!
Link: Ooooooookay...
Magic24: Look, I think that me and Marin can go find some chips... if you guys go look at ugly pasta guy...
Malon: DEAL! *Grabs Link and runs to the kitchen*
*Magic and Marin return to secret lair and get chips... meanwhile*
Link: I looked at the pasta, it was nothing, just old pasta.
Malon: Maybe they thought it was ugly too and just added the man part...
Link: *Looks in mirror* Malon you messed up my hair!
Malon: It's cute!
Link: REALLY? *Looks in mirror again but...*
*FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
Malon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK! *Runs away*
Magic24: What's happening now?
Malon: IT WAS THE UGLY OLD PASTA GUY! HE STOLE LINK!
Marin: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Magic24: Oh no, he did NOT just steal the star!
Malon: HE DID BUT HE LEFT HIS HAT! *Holds up Link's hat*
Marin: Oh god...
Magic24: Ok well... why don't we just sit here and wait for a sign?
Malon: Oh yeah let's just all wait for Ugly Old Pasta Guy to kill us all...
Marin: I think we should stay together too...
*Magic, Malon, and Marin have been sitting for half an hour and nothing's happened*
Malon: *Sniffing Link's hat* Oh my love...
Magic24: I swear if she smells his stinky green hat one more time...
Marin: LOOK!
*The walls start shaking and the lights flicker then switch off*
Magic24: HOLY BE-JEZUS SCOOBY!
Marin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Malon: *SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
*Lights go on and Marin's gone*
Magic24: *Blinks* Marin? Maaaaaaaarin....
Malon: First my love, now my twin? WILL IT NEVER END?
Magic24: *Looks at Malon* I think you did something to them!
Malon: WHAT?
Magic24: You were alone with Link when he disappeared, and you've always hated Marin looking like you...
Malon: You're accusing ME Mrs. Trigger-Happy?
Magic24: *GASP* LOOK!
*Link begins to stumble down the stairs, then falls on his face*
Malon: MY LOVE! *Runs over and puts Link's hat on his head*
Link: Ugghhhhh
Magic24: Link are you ok? I mean a mirror ate you so you must be pretty beat up and...
Link: *Stands up* I'm fine.
Malon: Well what happened, I was worried!
Link: *Looks at Malon* Let's go upstairs.
Magic24: WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Malon: OK! *Runs upstairs with Link*
Magic24: *Sits and starts rocking back and forth* This is -so- not what I planned...
*Half and hour later it's now dark and Magic is in her lair and Link and Malon -still- aren't downstairs*
Magic24: *Singing* I'm a little teapot, short and stout...
Marin: *Appears* Here is my handle here is my-
Magic24: MARIN YOU'RE BACK! Thank goodness because Link came back and is all creepy and -likes- Malon and he like won't tell me what happened and I'm just so alone and scared and I wish Konitsu was here!
Marin: Spout.
Magic24: Yeah that's the end of the song but still there's trouble afoot Captain Cheese.
Marin: *Pulls out gun* I am not Captain Cheese I am Sylvia.
Magic24: *Stares at gun* Oooooooookay Sylvia where'd you get the gun? It's not loaded or anything.. right?
Marin: It's loaded.
Magic24: *Gulp* So uh... Sylvia... What do you want with me?
Marin: Go to the attic.
Magic24: But attic's are scary! I mean there's bats and spiders and old hippie clothes that smell and-
Marin: *Shoves gun in Magic's eye* GO!
*Magic rubs her eye and commences upstairs only to here Malon*
Malon: Link that tickles!
Magic24: *Whispering to Malon while Marin is a bit lost* MALON! MARIN SNAPPED HER LAST TWIG!
Malon: MAGIC! NOT NOW!
Link: *Appears out of door* Magic.. how nice to see you...
Magic24: Yeah you too look Link.. if that IS your real name! Can I take Malon and uh... go get Fritos or something?
Link: No.
Magic24: Uh... kay... what are you doing in there...?
Malon: Link wants me to call him a pet name! He wants me to call him Napoleon!
Magic24: *Blinks* Malon, Link's possesed by the ugly pasta guy, please get out of there now...
Malon: Don't be silly! Why just now he kissed me and said "Go to the attic."
Magic24: MALON YOU SPRITELY MOOSE! GET YOUR BOOTY IN GEAR AND GO TO THE ATTIC WITH ME!
Link: Yes... go to the attic with Magic... *Puts Malon in a trance and carries here towards the attic*
Magic24: Never thought I'd see the day...
*Now we are in the attic in front of an ugly dusty mirror shrouded in hippie designs...*
Magic24: Ewwww hippie smell!
Marin aka Sylvia: Shut up you stupid human!
Magic24: *GASP* That was a bit harsh!
Link aka Napoleon: Shut up! *Puts Malon down in front of mirror*
Magic24: Oh no.. you're going to sacrifice me to your Ugly Pasta God aren't you?
Marin: No you idiot, we're going to put the last and most powerful soul into you and then take over the world!
Magic24:.... I get to be most powerful?
Link: Yes, and I will do whatever you want...
Magic24: Heh heh... that's intriguing...
Marin: Yes all you have to do is walk into the mirror!
Magic24: Oh alright! *Begins to walk...*
Link: Yessssss!
Magic24: *Stops* What're you going to do with Malon?
Link: She will be my evil wife!
Magic24: Well at least -she'll- be happy...
Marin: *Blinks and shakes head* JUST GO!
Magic24: Alright, alright! Jeez all these pasta ghosts need to loosen up... *Walks*
Link: Just a bit farther...
Magic24: *Stops, turns mysteriously* Just one more thing...
Marin: Ug... YES?
Magic24: HIIIIIIIIII-YAH! *Magic pulls out a bag of Cheesies from her pocket and begins to throw them at the evil pasta ghosts possesed people. They begin to shriek in terror and fall to the ground and soon you see Magic with a disgusted look on her face*
Malon: *Wakes up* Am I married to Link yet? *Sees Link in a pile of Cheesies* OH NO!
Magic24: I hate Cheesies, and by knowing they are evil I decided to fight evil with evil and chuck them at the pasta ghosts, rendering them helpless to the cheesie ways....
Link: Ug.. *Rubs head* Where am I?
Magic24: DOROTHY YOU'VE AWAKENED!
Link: HUH?
Malon: Link, my love! I knew you couldn't resist me! That kiss we shared will remain with me forever!
Link: WHAT?
Magic24: Link you were posses by Ugly Old Pasta Guy, also knows as Napoleon. He kinda had a thing for Malon so when he was in your body he uh...
Link: *Looks at hands, then Malon, then Magic* IT BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS!
Malon: Wait, that wasn't Link?
Magic24: Nope... Oh wait *Pulls gun out of Marin's hands* She doesn't need this...
Marin: *Wakes up* What a wonderful dream...
Magic24: Toto save it for a rainy day let's get outta here...
Marin: MAGIC HAS A GUN!
*Magic makes everyone file into the limo and be driven to the show stage. When there, Link, Malon, Marin, and Magic all file onto the stage and look incredibly disgruntled.*
Link: Is it over? Can I go wash myself yet?
Magic24: Almost, I just need to say some stuff...
Marin: *Rolls eyes*
Malon: Here we go...
Magic24: It was fun, goodbye...
Link, Malon, and Marin: ... THAT'S IT?
Magic24: Yeah.
Link: But you're usually talking your mouth off saying stuff like "GOOSES ARE FUN!" or "I'M A SEXY WALRUS!"
Magic24: So?
Marin: Are you feeling okay? You want soup?
Magic24: I'm fine! It's just it's quite apparant that this is the end and I hate goodbyes so I make it brief. It's that or have me cry all over the place!
Malon: Magic, I know it's been a long journey, but we all must end it now.
Magic24: Yeah, I didn't say we weren't ending it...
Malon: Oh...
Link: Magic, it has been kinda fun...
Magic24: *GASP* LINK YOU LOVE ME!
Link: WHAT?
Marin: Yeah, it has been kinda fun in a demented way...
Magic24: *Tears up* Oh.. I feel loved...
Malon: Well you're all nuts I didn't enjoy myself at all...
Link: *Hugs Malon* Yes you did...
Malon: *GASP* SWOON!
Magic24: GROUP HUG!
*Everyone hesitates, then hugs Magic for the finale of the show*
Magic24: Oh... I AM -SO- LOVED! *Brings out the Konitsu cut-out*
Konitsu cut-out: It's time to end this sucker!
Malon: I WON! I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW I WON!
Marin: I was possessed! WOHOO!
Magic24: And you both were chickens at one point in time! HOW WEIRD!
Link: Haha, and I'm the stud who got to watch every step of the way and not do anything! FOR ONCE!
Magic24: Well it's time to go, but -I'll- be back for a "What if Episode"
Link: That should be fun...
Magic24: YES! Anywho, I hope you liked the gameshow, and hey, you never know... Maybe there's a "Forcing Love: The Gameshow PART DOS!" in the future!
Malon: PLEASE NO!
Magic24: But for now, we must part. I love you all, and GOODNIGHT!
Everyone: ON FORCING LOVE: THE GAMESHOW!
*Curtains close and roses are thrown. Aw, how pretty...*
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A/N: OMG OMG OMG I'M SOOOOOOOOO DONE! I creeped myself out on this chapter I think I shouldn't deal with haunted houses anymore. Well I hope you guys liked it, I know I took my sweet sweet time on this... (Like a year or so...) But that's not the point! The point is it's done when I never thought I'd finish it! The point is I worked my booty off until it hurt on this and feel proud! FEEL THE PRIDE! *Runs around hugging everyone* Can you feel it? Well even if you can't... Oh and the special guest was Genichiro Tsukiomi because he's a fan and he's special so ADORE HIM! If this show offended you in any way I am sorry, I can be crude at times... But moving on, I hope you review it's the FINALE AFTER ALL!